[Hedgestuck] Bulletin Board: Fae Discussion

[20:14]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] started a bulletin board: Fae Discussion
[20:14] <lurkerBlackened> Alright, everyone, remember the rules.
[20:14] <unmovingColossus> *uC has entered Fae Discussion*
[20:14]  * ravelledBiscuiteer [RB] joined Fae Discussion
[20:14] <lurkerBlackened> DO try to read them, they're important. That's why they're stickied.
[20:14] <lurkerBlackened> Hello there.
[20:15] <unmovingColossus> up
[20:15] <unmovingColossus> *sup
[20:15] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... hello...
[20:15] <lurkerBlackened> Hello, hello.
[20:15] <lurkerBlackened> Do try to read the rules before talking
[20:15] <rougeRogue> damn i got to this thread before anything important was posted
[20:15] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... sorry...
[20:15] <lurkerBlackened> No, it's fine!
[20:16] <lurkerBlackened> Just want you to follow the rules and all.
[20:16] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'll try to remember to...
[20:16] <unmovingColossus> buncha fae kidnappees I assume
[20:16] <lurkerBlackened> Aye.
[20:17] <lurkerBlackened> Anyone here also a changeling?
[20:17] <porcelainPrioress> what rules
[20:17] <lurkerBlackened> They're stickied.
[20:17] <unmovingColossus> present and pissed
[20:17] <ravelledBiscuiteer> a what?
[20:18] <rougeRogue> is that what were calling this shit
[20:18] <lurkerBlackened> Another term for "fae kidnappee".
[20:18] <lurkerBlackened> It's what apparently the fae victims refer to themselves as.
[20:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[20:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> then yes...
[20:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think so...
[20:18] <rougeRogue> i mean the few others ive met i just call the freaks
[20:19] <rougeRogue> i got lucky
[20:19] <rougeRogue> in retrospect
[20:19] <rougeRogue> i guess
[20:19] <unmovingColossus> lucky is a pretty easy way of looking at it
[20:20] <unmovingColossus> buncha randos get kidnapped
[20:20] <lurkerBlackened> Then slavery happens.
[20:20] <lurkerBlackened> It's a tough life.
[20:20] <lurkerBlackened> Well, tough would be an understatement.
[20:20] <rougeRogue> i mean my time wasnt too bad
[20:21] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... slavery?
[20:22] <rougeRogue> meh
[20:22] <unmovingColossus> slavery, torture, fae use it all punks
[20:22] <rougeRogue> i got laid out of it
[20:22] <rougeRogue> a lot
[20:22] <rougeRogue> i cant really complain
[20:22] <rougeRogue> what i can complain about though is being stuck like this after i escaped
[20:23] <unmovingColossus> well woopidy fuckin do
[20:23] <lurkerBlackened> Could have been worse.
[20:23] <lurkerBlackened> I died during my stay over there.
[20:23] <Hammertyme> *cough*
[20:23] <unmovingColossus> ever try being a damn balance for a giants table
[20:23] <rougeRogue> as i said
[20:23] <rougeRogue> i was lucky
[20:24] <lurkerBlackened> *COUGH*
[20:24] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... how can you have... died?
[20:24] <lurkerBlackened> Stabbed multiple times in the head.
[20:25] <lurkerBlackened> Then I became a ghost.
[20:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[20:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> can ghosts use chatrooms?
[20:25] <lurkerBlackened> As long as they have a computer, sure.
[20:25] <lurkerBlackened> What's to stop them from interacting with the mortal realm?
[20:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i... didn't know that...
[20:26] <lurkerBlackened> To be honest, I'm still not entirely sure about this whole thing either.
[20:26] <Hammertyme> Tax loop holes?
[20:26] <lurkerBlackened> Very funny.
[20:27] <lurkerBlackened> Anyway, I have to go for now.
[20:27]  * quantumPatriarch [QP] has joined the memo
[20:27] <rougeRogue> where were you buried
[20:27] <quantumPatriarch> HEATHENS
[20:27] <unmovingColossus> the fae just piss me off on every level, grab you, fuck with ya, drop you back here, no explanation
[20:27] <lurkerBlackened> My body is still over there as far as I know.
[20:27] <quantumPatriarch> Beware, for your God has arrived!
[20:27] <lurkerBlackened> Hi.
[20:27] <rougeRogue> that sucks
[20:27] <lurkerBlackened> Please read the rules.
[20:28] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hello...
[20:28] <rougeRogue> hey qp why dont you stay quiet
[20:28] <rougeRogue> this dudes telling his whole sob story
[20:28] <quantumPatriarch> I found myself here, looking over the events of my realm
[20:28] <rougeRogue> and you just barge in
[20:28] <quantumPatriarch> SILENCE FIEND
[20:28] <lurkerBlackened> It's not really a sob story, but alright.
[20:28] <rougeRogue> nah
[20:28] <lurkerBlackened> I have admin rights.
[20:28] <Hammertyme> *Cough*
[20:28] <quantumPatriarch> I came across this here... blasphemy
[20:29] <lurkerBlackened> Read the rules.
[20:29] <quantumPatriarch> What right have you all, to speak of the rulers of another realm?
[20:29] <lurkerBlackened> I have admin rights, if that counts.
[20:29] <lurkerBlackened> Please read the rules, or I'll be forced to kick you.
[20:29] <rougeRogue> qp youre not important
[20:30] <rougeRogue> none of us are important
[20:30] <rougeRogue> discarded by society
[20:30] <rougeRogue> nobody gives a shit about us
[20:30] <quantumPatriarch> I demand you lowly servants show me and those who chose me the respect we deserve!
[20:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[20:30] <rougeRogue> good joke kid
[20:30] <lurkerBlackened> Mute him for now.
[20:30] <quantumPatriarch> You may be irreverent, but you will not be unpunished!
[20:31] <quantumPatriarch> You cannot SILENCE A GOD
[20:31] <lurkerBlackened> What's a god to a non-believer?
[20:31] <rougeRogue> meme
[20:31] <unmovingColossus> can if you tape his mouth shut
[20:31] <rougeRogue> i miss memes
[20:31] <quantumPatriarch> Omnipotent, is what
[20:31] <quantumPatriarch> and you would be wise to take notes
[20:31] <lurkerBlackened> I would.
[20:31] <unmovingColossus> which is something i'm beginning to consider
[20:31] <rougeRogue> okay then qp
[20:31] <lurkerBlackened> Then I realized that I'm poor as fuck and can't afford paper right now.
[20:31] <rougeRogue> whatd they do to you
[20:32] <ravelledBiscuiteer> can... um... can everyone please... stop fighting?
[20:32] <quantumPatriarch> Address me as your Lord, servant
[20:32] <Hammertyme> Seconded.
[20:32] <rougeRogue> no
[20:32] <quantumPatriarch> Yes.
[20:32] <rougeRogue> i wont address you as shit
[20:32] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm sorry...
[20:32]  * lurkerBlackened kicked quantumPatriarch [QP]
[20:32] <quantumPatriarch> You will not
[20:32] <rougeRogue> rb i hope youre okay
[20:32] <rougeRogue> i promise im not terrible
[20:33] <unmovingColossus> think the fae gave that one an ego
[20:33] <lurkerBlackened> I do think so.
[20:33] <rougeRogue> can we all just agree
[20:33] <rougeRogue> screw that guy
[20:33]  * quantumPatriarch [QP] has joined the chat
[20:33] <unmovingColossus> the hell
[20:33] <lurkerBlackened> HiZ
[20:33] <quantumPatriarch> THIS ACT OF DEFIANCE WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED
[20:33] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh no...
[20:33] <lurkerBlackened> Look.
[20:33] <quantumPatriarch> YOU WILL ALL BURN IN MY NEW WORLD
[20:34] <ravelledBiscuiteer> please don't...
[20:34] <unmovingColossus> f*ck off
[20:34] <quantumPatriarch> THE WORLD I HAVE MADE AND WILL MAKE AGAIN
[20:34] <rougeRogue> hey rb some time later we should talk where its safer for you
[20:34] <rougeRogue> i hope everythings okay
[20:34] <lurkerBlackened> You're scaring two people in the chat and other people here are already aggravated.
[20:34] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... okay...
[20:34] <unmovingColossus> sorry bout that btw
[20:34] <lurkerBlackened> You can say that you're a god, but try not to blow it out of proportion.
[20:35] <quantumPatriarch> I am a God, chosen by the Lords of the other realm
[20:35] <quantumPatriarch> You are unfit for my new world
[20:35] <rougeRogue> technically
[20:35] <rougeRogue> we were all chosen
[20:35] <rougeRogue> you dipshit
[20:35] <lurkerBlackened> Alright kicking him again.
[20:35]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] kicked quantumPatriarch [QP]
[20:36] <quantumPatriarch> your blood will run with the rest, forming new rivers through this worlds corruption
[20:36] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... please don't...
[20:36]  * quantumPatriarch [QP] has been kicked
[20:36] <lurkerBlackened> I'm starting to regret making this goddamn memo.
[20:36] <Hammertyme> ...Is today leg day?
[20:37] <rougeRogue> im regretting opening this goddamn memo
[20:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... why would today... be leg day?
[20:37] <rougeRogue> its a joke
[20:37] <lurkerBlackened> I am going to sleep.
[20:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[20:38] <lurkerBlackened> If any of you break the rules, it's instant ban for you.
[20:38] <lurkerBlackened> Night.
[20:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> goodnight...
[20:38]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] is now an idle chum!
[20:38] <unmovingColossus> seeya punk
[20:38] <unmovingColossus> arg
[20:39] <unmovingColossus> still can't get over qp
[20:39]  * quantumPatriarch [QP] has joined the memo
[20:39] <unmovingColossus> dude acts like the damn fae
[20:39]  * lurkerBlackened [QP] is online!
[20:39] <quantumPatriarch> This is the FINAL STRAW
[20:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[20:39] <unmovingColossus> oh, speak of the prick and then he shall come
[20:39] <quantumPatriarch> Plead for forgiveness.
[20:39] <quantumPatriarch> And PERHAPS
[20:40] <quantumPatriarch> You will be spared
[20:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm sorry...
[20:40] <quantumPatriarch> NOT GOOD ENOUGH
[20:40] <rougeRogue> oh my lord im so so so sorry
[20:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh no...
[20:40] <quantumPatriarch> Show me your loyalty!
[20:40] <lurkerBlackened> It's literally been ten seconds since I've been gone
[20:40] <rougeRogue> your sheer disgustingness had me quivering in fear so i lashed out at you
[20:40] <quantumPatriarch> Prove yourself.
[20:40] <lurkerBlackened> And he's back.
[20:40] <unmovingColossus> yes, plead for forgiveness of the anon punk
[20:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... how?
[20:40]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] banned quantumPatriarch [QP]
[20:41] <quantumPatriarch> SERVANT, FIEND
[20:41] <rougeRogue> how was i supposed to know the ugliest creature to be sighted in the realm was in fact a god?
[20:41] <rougeRogue> oh my
[20:41] <rougeRogue> its the biggest plot twist of the century
[20:41] <unmovingColossus> how the hell does he keep getting back in
[20:41] <quantumPatriarch> YOU ARE THE DOGS OF THE OTHER REALM AND THEREFORE THE DOGS OF ME!
[20:41] <lurkerBlackened> Kicked him.
[20:41] <rougeRogue> k
[20:41]  * quantumPatriarch [QP] has been banned
[20:41] <Hammertyme> Internet fight?
[20:41] <lurkerBlackened> Not anymore.
[20:42]  * lurkerBlackened [LB] is now an idle chum!
[20:42] <quantumPatriarch> (sorry, didn't notice til after, we'll call it delay :D))
[20:42] <rougeRogue> ok lets just leave before this guy returns
[20:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> you all... don't think he's really... going to do that stuff... right?
[20:42] <unmovingColossus> wait, did he say he was still in the the fae shithole
[20:42] <unmovingColossus> oh hell no
[20:42]  * rougeRogue [RR] is now an idle chum!
[20:43] <unmovingColossus> dude talks like he's a god, probs just some delusional punk
[20:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... what if he isn't?
[20:43] <unmovingColossus> well then
[20:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> what if... he's one of them?
[20:44] <unmovingColossus> we have like at least 5 v 1
[20:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> and now he's angry...
[20:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh no...
[20:45] <Hammertyme> So, Omni-impotent?
[20:45] <unmovingColossus> the dude can't touch us
[20:46] <unmovingColossus> besides, i seriously doubt that someone couldn't stop him
[20:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know...
[20:46] <unmovingColossus> look, the punk is just getting in your head
[20:47] <unmovingColossus> don't worry about some rando, claiming to be powerfull
[20:48] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... what if he's right?
[20:48] <Hammertyme> ...So, how about that weather?
[20:49] <unmovingColossus> 1. chances are he ain't, 2. fae don't create gods, they create monsters
[20:51] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but he might... be a fae...
[20:52] <unmovingColossus> I don't give a crap, the fae ain't nothing but a bunch of kidnappers and torturous punks
[20:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> scary...
[20:53] <unmovingColossus> Man, you really ain't much of a brave one are ya
[20:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm sorry...
[20:56] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... they are scary...
[20:56] <unmovingColossus> and e ain't
[20:56] <unmovingColossus> *and we ain't
[20:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... not very much...
[20:57] <Hammertyme> *cough*
[20:59] <unmovingColossus> I'm a damn giant, a damn titan
[21:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:00] <ravelledBiscuiteer> how did... that happen?
[21:00] <unmovingColossus> I gotta go, but if you find a spine, shoot me a message, and we can talk about some of my plans
[21:01] <unmovingColossus> eh, i can stay a bit longer to tell you i suppose
[21:01] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... if you're busy... then you can go...
[21:01] <unmovingColossus> nah, its fine
[21:02] <unmovingColossus> you know those shitty books you put under shitty short table legs to balance em' out
[21:02] <unmovingColossus> i was, ah, one of those
[21:03] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... what?
[21:03] <unmovingColossus> i was used as a prop up for a gaint table
[21:03] <unmovingColossus> *giant
[21:04] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:04] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that... was it?
[21:05] <unmovingColossus> hey, you try holding up a table 50x your size
[21:05] <unmovingColossus> not to mention if he leaned on my side
[21:05] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... yeah...
[21:06] <unmovingColossus> but seriously
[21:06] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that would be... really bad...
[21:06] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm sorry...
[21:06] <unmovingColossus> who the fuck kidnaps someone to be used as a balancer
[21:06] <unmovingColossus> the fae is who
[21:07] <Hammertyme> Ebay would of been cheaper.
[21:07] <unmovingColossus> buncha extra dimensional assholes thing they can just steal people away and use em' for whatever
[21:08] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[21:08] <unmovingColossus> ok, i gotta jet
[21:08] <ravelledBiscuiteer> goodbye...
[21:08]  * rougeRogue is no longer an idle chum!
[21:08] <unmovingColossus> once again , when you find a spine, message me, i  got a plan for those damn fae
[21:09] <rougeRogue> what did they do to you rb
[21:09] <rougeRogue> are you okay
[21:09] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... i'm okay...
[21:09] <rougeRogue> what happened to you
[21:10] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i... um... think i would... rather not say...
[21:11] <rougeRogue> if i tell you what happened to me would you tell me your story
[21:11] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... no...
[21:11] <rougeRogue> okay then
[21:12] <rougeRogue> sorry for intruding
[21:12] <ravelledBiscuiteer> it's okay...
[21:12] <rougeRogue> but i figure ill post this for all to see in the memo
[21:12] <rougeRogue> when i got taken it was willingly
[21:12] <rougeRogue> they said id have a new life
[21:12] <rougeRogue> then they told me my form would change to adapt to the environment
[21:12] <rougeRogue> what they didnt tell me was that id turn into a girl
[21:13]  * godsWrath [GW] has joined the chat
[21:13] <rougeRogue> it was during this change that they put a leash on me and dragged me into a house
[21:13] <godsWrath> Beware, mortals, your god returns!
[21:13] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh dear...
[21:13] <godsWrath> Bunch of assholes! You will pay!
[21:13] <Hammertyme> Do you accept debit?
[21:14] <godsWrath> I will accept your life!
[21:14] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hehe...
[21:14] <rougeRogue> nah fuck this
[21:14] <rougeRogue> im pissed now
[21:14] <godsWrath> And your untimely death!
[21:14] <godsWrath> All of you
[21:14] <rougeRogue> rb if you want the full story you can message me at another time
[21:15] <rougeRogue> or any of you
[21:15] <godsWrath> My wrath will rain down upon you!
[21:15] <rougeRogue> if you want to hear about this washed up dudes story
[21:15] <rougeRogue> im out
[21:15] <godsWrath> You think your life is worth anything?
[21:16] <godsWrath> I am the god of this world.
[21:16] <godsWrath> Hear my tale.
[21:16] <Hammertyme> *Cough*
[21:16] <godsWrath> I was chosen by the Lords of the other realm, chosen to become one of the-
[21:16] <godsWrath> What is it, slave?
[21:17] <Hammertyme> Mostly black lung, I'd say.
[21:17] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh no...
[21:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> are... you okay?
[21:18] <godsWrath> Why-
[21:18] <godsWrath> But why do you type the word "cough"
[21:18] <Hammertyme> Try working in the mines, isn't the best for the health.
[21:19] <godsWrath> You can't actually be coughing, can you?
[21:19] <ravelledBiscuiteer> is that... what you were doing?
[21:19] <godsWrath> No no, this is important, your god demands an explanation!
[21:20] <godsWrath> Who cares what burden the useless slave was to bear to serve me
[21:20] <Hammertyme> Mostly forced and unpaid labor.
[21:20] <godsWrath> Why does it type "cough"
[21:20] <godsWrath> ANSWER ME SERVANT
[21:21] <Hammertyme> Who?
[21:21] <godsWrath> YOU
[21:21] <godsWrath> You.
[21:21] <godsWrath> Now.
[21:22] <Hammertyme> Does it come with dental?
[21:22] <godsWrath> WHA-
[21:22] <godsWrath> Does WHAT
[21:22] <godsWrath> Come with dental?
[21:22] <Hammertyme> Servitude.
[21:23] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... um... you shouldn't joke about... this sort of thing...
[21:23] <godsWrath> IT COMES WITH YOUR ETERNAL PAIN AT THE HANDS OF THE ALTER-LORD'S HANDS
[21:23] <godsWrath> Your fellow prisoner is wise
[21:24] <godsWrath> You should not jest about that which will destroy you
[21:24] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... prisoner?
[21:24] <Hammertyme> That sounds like a... Terrible contract.
[21:24] <godsWrath> You, one of those held captive in servitude of me and the Alter-Lords!
[21:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh no...
[21:25] <godsWrath> I deem you as you are, and you will obey me!
[21:25] <godsWrath> Just as you did them!
[21:25] <ravelledBiscuiteer> please don't...
[21:25] <godsWrath> And if you are deemed impure, your blood will run with the rest!
[21:26] <Hammertyme> *Cough*
[21:26] <godsWrath> Just as I made it in the prior world, so shall I make it-
[21:26] <godsWrath> WHY
[21:26] <godsWrath> WHY WOULD YOU TYPE
[21:27] <godsWrath> Why would you type the word
[21:27] <godsWrath> "Cough"
[21:27] <Hammertyme> Sorry, wasn't graced with the health of a deity.
[21:27] <godsWrath> If you are coughing, simply do so! You needn't announce it!
[21:28] <godsWrath> I was, but you don't see ME showing it off everywhere!
[21:29] <Hammertyme> So... How about the weather?
[21:29] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... the weather is nice...
[21:30] <Hammertyme> That's... Nice.
[21:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah... i don't like the rain... very much...
[21:31] <godsWrath> The weather
[21:31] <godsWrath> THAT BEING THE REIGN OF BLOOD AND WRATH THAT WILL POOR DOWN UPON YOU
[21:32] <godsWrath> The divine punishment you impotent fools fail to understand
[21:32] <godsWrath> That weather?
[21:32] <Hammertyme> Go on...
[21:32] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh dear...
[21:32] <godsWrath> Go on? DID YOU DEMAND A GOD TO
[21:32] <godsWrath> Go on?
[21:33] <ravelledBiscuiteer> ht... i think you should... stop making gw angry...
[21:33] <godsWrath> You will rue the day you made light jest at my power
[21:34] <godsWrath> Total omnipotence, the power of the gods! The power belonging to me and me alone!
[21:34] <Hammertyme> Just curious, other than blood what other things there was. Meat clouds and spine fog?
[21:34] <godsWrath> You beckon such a righteous flood upon yourself?
[21:34] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... please...
[21:34] <godsWrath> The rivers of blood that will consume you and all corruption, until there is only my perfect world!
[21:35] <godsWrath> From the ashes of the old, a new order shall rise
[21:35] <godsWrath> One worthy of my rule!
[21:35] <Hammertyme> Note to self, buy a boat.
[21:36] <godsWrath> A single kingdom of my design! Not plagued by war but governed through divine intervention!
[21:36] <godsWrath> You fool.
[21:37] <godsWrath> The rivers shall rise from your own veins, rivers of the unholy heathens that plague this world.
[21:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> please don't...
[21:37] <godsWrath> Repent and you may be spared.
[21:38] <ravelledBiscuiteer> repent for... what?
[21:39] <godsWrath> For your sins against your god. For daring to speak ill of the Alter-Lords! For daring to speak ill of your true master! Of me!
[21:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm sorry...
[21:39] <godsWrath> Why have you entered this place of heathens?
[21:40] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... i don't know... i wanted to... meet new friends...
[21:40] <godsWrath> These are the enemies of your God! You wish to join them?
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't know...
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> they seemed nice...
[21:41] <godsWrath> DO YOU WISH FOR YOUR OWN BLOOD TO FLOW THROUGH THE CRACKS OF THIS WORLD ALONGSIDE THEIRS?
[21:41] <Hammertyme> Plus they don't shout all the time.
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... no thank you...
[21:41] <godsWrath> I.
[21:41] <godsWrath> I do not shout
[21:41] <Hammertyme> You just did.
[21:42] <godsWrath> I am calm, I am collect, just as a righteous ruler ought to be.
[21:42] <godsWrath> no.
[21:42] <godsWrath> I did not.
[21:42] <Hammertyme> ahem...
[21:42] <Hammertyme> BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD.
[21:42] <godsWrath> That was not shouting.
[21:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think... um... you did a little bit of shouting...
[21:43] <godsWrath> That was typing in large characters, so that the word of god may be seen.
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> does... that not count?
[21:44] <godsWrath> I AM CALM AND COLLECT, A RIGHTFUL RULER FOR THIS WORLD
[21:44] <godsWrath> It does not.
[21:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:44] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[21:44] <Hammertyme> You do realize we can as easily see the small ones just as well?
[21:44] <godsWrath> No.
[21:44] <godsWrath> You cannot.
[21:45] <Hammertyme> I think you're experiencing a wee bit of...
[21:45] <godsWrath> Your vision is not nearly as proficient as mine, and your memory fails you.
[21:45] <Hammertyme> Textual frustration.
[21:45] <godsWrath> You must recall those teachings, as they will DISPLAY MY RIGHTEOUS WRATH
[21:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[21:46] <ravelledBiscuiteer> we can... reread them... though...
[21:47] <godsWrath> You should, to prove your worth, and memorise them as the words of God
[21:47] <godsWrath> As they are.
[21:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... okay...
[21:47] <godsWrath> As your ancestors did, mistaken though they were
[21:47] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... if we do... will we not be killed?
[21:48] <godsWrath> If you continue to repent, if you live your life in servitude, if you prove yourself pure and befitting the new world
[21:48] <godsWrath> You will be spared
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[21:49] <Hammertyme> Will there still be internet and internet byproduct?
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[21:50] <godsWrath> Not for you, slave, as your blood will flow through the cracks of this world, and your MISERABLE CORPSE WILL FEED MY DESIGN
[21:51] <Hammertyme> *cough*
[21:52] <godsWrath> CEASE THIS
[21:52] <godsWrath> It is foolish an unholy
[21:53] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i... um... think it's... a bit funny...
[21:53] <godsWrath> impure, wretched, disgusting filth of a word that should perish with your rotting flesh!
[21:54] <godsWrath> It is foolish! Why does he say "cough?"
[21:54] <Hammertyme> Indeed, they should of had proper railing around the smelters as well.
[21:54] <godsWrath> He refuses to answer his Lord!
[21:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> it's... a joke... i think...
[21:54] <godsWrath> IS THIS TRUE
[21:54] <godsWrath> DO YOU JEST AT ME, SLAVE?
[21:57] <godsWrath> I WILL HAVE YOUR FOOLISH
[21:57] <godsWrath> IMPOTENT
[21:57] <Hammertyme> BLOOD?
[21:57] <godsWrath> UNHOLY
[21:57] <godsWrath> EVER CORRUPTED
[21:58]  * godsWrath [GW]'s guest account timed out
[21:58] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:58] <Hammertyme> I think... I may of broke them.
[21:58] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think you should... um... not make him angry...
[22:01] <Hammertyme> Maybe if they had a snickers, they'd calm down.
[22:01] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... aren't you afraid?
[22:01] <ravelledBiscuiteer> they might really... do those things...
[22:02] <Hammertyme> *Cough* If you've been through that hell I've been through... Blood for the blood god would seem rather tame.
[22:03] <ravelledBiscuiteer> but... you're done it now... right?
[22:04] <Hammertyme> They didn't even include dental, why would I accept?
[22:05] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... in case he was right...
[22:07] <Hammertyme> How so?
[22:08] <ravelledBiscuiteer> because... he might... show mercy...
[22:10] <Hammertyme> He wouldn't stop until you most likely promised to either give up your first born or joined their harem.
[22:11] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... um... that... wouldn't be good...
[22:13] <Hammertyme> Nothing short of a yes man would make them happy.
[22:14] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i guess...
[22:15] <Hammertyme> So...
[22:15] <Hammertyme> How about that weather?
[22:15] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... the weather is nice...
[22:16] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think i... should probably leave soon...
[22:17] <Hammertyme> *Cough* Have fun with that.
[22:17] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... why do you keep... saying cough?
[22:17] <ravelledBiscuiteer> if you don't mind... me asking...
[22:18] <Hammertyme> Unsafe work conditions.
[22:19] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[22:19] <ravelledBiscuiteer> okay...
[22:21] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i'm... going to go... and try to memorize those words...
[22:21] <Hammertyme> Be kind and rewind.
[22:21] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... okay...
[22:21] <ravelledBiscuiteer> it was... nice... meeting you...
[22:24] <Hammertyme> Indeed.
[22:24] <ravelledBiscuiteer> goodbye...
[22:24]  * ravelledBiscuiteer [RB] has logged off.
[22:25] <Hammertyme> What am I doing with my life.
[22:25]  * Hammertyme has logged off.