Legion

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Jan 8th, 2014
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  1. Legion: GC telegrammed me. He want you to see your office. He said check your desk. o_O
  2. KoL.: k
  3. KoL.: WHAT IN THE FUCK
  4. [Agent Mike]: Screw you too, KoL..
  5. KoL.: THERE ARE GODDAMN BUGS ON MY FUCKING DESK
  6. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  7. Legion shrugs
  8. Legion: no comment
  9. KoL.: THIS IS YOUR FAULT
  10. KoL.: YOU LET THIS HAPPEN
  11. Legion: I'm sorry. I didn't supervise him
  12. KoL.: I'M TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT GOVERNOR
  13. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL.. You are under arrest for illegally taking dumps on your neighbor's property, KoL..
  14. KoL.: I'M MOVING OUT
  15. Legion: I SORRY I DIDN'T WATCH HIM
  16. KoL.: FUCK YOUR HOUSE
  17. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  18. Legion: Don't swear
  19. KoL.: FUCK YOU
  20. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  21. Legion: sorry
  22. KoL.: fucking asshole
  23. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL.. You are under arrest for smelling your (_|_), KoL. You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL..
  24. KoL.: GET OUT
  25. Legion: NO
  26. KoL.: OKAY
  27. KoL.: I'LL KILL YOU
  28. Legion: erm
  29. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for murder, KoL.
  30. Legion: okay
  31. Legion: I out
  32. Legion: OUT
  33. KoL.: k
  34. Legion: j
  35. Legion: k
  36. Legion: k
  37. Legion: k
  38. Legion: k
  39. Legion: k
  40. Legion: k
  41. Legion: k
  42. Legion: k
  43. Legion: So what are you gonna do with GC? :O
  44. KoL.: you'll find out on the news
  45. Legion: You're aware that threatening a bodily harm to either Governor or Lt. Governor is a felony in this state.
  46. Legion: KoL, I'm putting you on administrative leave pending a psych evaluation.
  47. KoL.: fuck you
  48. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  49. (whisper from) [Agent Mike]: 05:03:01 enters GC
  50. KoL.: GC you are fucked
  51. [Agent Mike]: Screw you too, KoL..
  52. GC: hi
  53. GC: you have bugs on ur desk btw
  54. (whisper from) [Agent Mike]: 05:03:28 enters "Chief of Staff"
  55. (whisper from) [Agent Mike]: 05:03:32 enters [Agent James]
  56. (whisper from) [Agent James]: 05:03:32 enters Legion. 05:03:32 enters GC. 05:03:32 enters KoL. 05:03:32 enters [Agent Mike]
  57. KoL.: yeah
  58. KoL.: cause of YOUR ASS
  59. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL..
  60. KoL.: you are FUCKING DEAD
  61. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  62. GC: :(
  63. GC: umad?
  64. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, GC.
  65. KoL.: you'll be mad tomorrow
  66. Legion: Calm down KoL
  67. KoL.: cause SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN
  68. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegally taking dumps on your neighbor's property, KoL..
  69. Legion: KoL, you need to take a day's leave. You're obviously in no shape now.
  70. GC: IUhh\
  71. GC: there are no fans in hur
  72. KoL.: FUCK OFF LEGION
  73. [Agent Mike]: Screw you too, KoL..
  74. KoL.: I'LL WORK IF I WANNT
  75. KoL.: AND FUCK YOU GC
  76. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, KoL.. Screw you too, KoL..
  77. GC: unf
  78. Legion: KoL, this is not good time to work
  79. KoL.: YOU ARE FUCKED TOMORROW
  80. [Agent Mike]: Screw you too, KoL..
  81. Legion: KoL, calm down.
  82. GC: y
  83. GC: hemad, Legion.
  84. Legion: And threatening the Lt. Governor is a felony, much like threatening Governor is, in this state. It's not gonna do you any good, KoL.
  85. Legion: So calm down
  86. GC: umad
  87. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for disorderly misconduct, GC.
  88. GC: Oh
  89. GC: the press started
  90. KoL.: no time for love
  91. Legion: KoL, just take rest of the day off. Come back to work later.
  92. GC: or he can go fuck yourself, mr. cheney
  93. [Agent Mike]: You are under arrest for illegal spanking, GC. Screw you too, GC.
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