GipFarce deconstruction

> What does posting videos

That clearly contradict your shallowness.

> of your amateur play

There's only two possible reasons you'd do that bit of flaming:
1) I'm an amateur
2) You're an amateur

And I know I'm not an amateur. The videos prove that much.

> have to do with Wargroove?

Really? What did the attacks on my characters have to do with Wargroove? You don't get to bitch about that, hypocrite.

> In every PvP game, there are people like you who complain about game balance.

That happens because of people like you wanting to exploit it in the first place to be anything but unpleasant while thinking yourselves possibly objective.

> Starcraft,

Which is known for having a toxic fanbase.

> League of Legends,

See above.

> Overwatch,

And again.

> and your precious Smash Bros.

And yet again.

> It doesn't matter what the Wargroove devs do.

Which means there's no point in caring.

> There will be units that are built more than other units.

That happens because of obvious abuses that don't get checked well at all.

> That's just the way it is.

So is Donald Trump being president. People like you are to thank for that garbage.

> Your warped ideal of every unit seeing equal play isn't possible.

Says you.

> Get over it.

See, this is why YOU are the cancer of Advance Wars: because you will spew this sort of hot garbage that doesn't give a damn about being empathetic. And you'll say next "life is not fair."

> Life is not fair.

No. Fuck off. YOU are not fair. I don't even need to mention all the arbitrary hostility toward my person that goes as far as to downvote my comments without caring at all about content, even though there's reason I don't have this problem on places like r/fireemblem as showcased [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/5x6i6q/fixing_armor_knights_version_whatever/). [You blamed and mercilessly mocked Matthew Pyke for being open whatsoever when EagleTheLightning is the one to blame for having an unrepentant case of lust from the start.](http://forums.warsworldnews.com/viewtopic.php?t=13109) [You attacked AWBW map makers without caring to understand why they make their maps as they do.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advance_Wars/comments/643nzf/pvp_a_tale_of_2_metagames/) [And you baselessly attacked other people's attempts at Spiritual Successors of AW.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advance_Wars/comments/5fijwf/shattered_throne_released_on_steam/)

I don't see dondon151 being toxic like you are. Even if he has elitism going on, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as yours. Maybe because he's not hostile for its own sake. What is your excuse for your contemptible attitude? You don't have any, let alone in a community this small. If this community had a decent amount of sense, you would be on a short leash at your luckiest. Either way, you really, REALLY earned this deconstruction.

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And to the downvoting brigade, since you're going to come around here and downvote my comment mercilessly, remember that every time you downvote me is every time I have more right to bring up the 10 minute limit on my posts, because you bring it upon yourselves for making the reddit system think I'm a spammer (big hint: no I'm not) and having it make me unable to make terse enough posts, which means that you don't get to say TLDR, because you force me to write walls of text if you want me to respond.

Oh, but wait. You don't want me to respond, you just want me to shut up. NO. YOU FUCK OFF TOO. You have enabled Gippy for the longest time. You're the sort of people who I complain about [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esiexCYcmyA). You want perfection at any cost, even when that proves contrary to the mere idea of perfection. If you want to claim otherwise, then answer me this, u/GoldenJoe24: what in the name of holy fuck is the shit idea of [claiming that literally anything I say is easily top tier in a cringeworthiness tier list for a community that includes Gippy's toxic, elitist material](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advance_Wars/comments/5wyavr/the_king_of_advance_wars/deduo2x/)? I don't care that the post has been deleted, because you want to keep being so petty as to downvote my comments just for having my username attached to them.

When this pettiness gets all the way to somebody like u/XenesisXenon being a glaring disappointment, that's the point where you dial it back. You refuse to do that, instead looking for a scapegoat to take out your garbage behavior on. What good has that done you in quelling the in-fighting? When you bash on AWBW's map makers or any efforts at AW Spiritual Successors as badly as you do, there sure as hell is a lot of it anyway. Yet you think your behavior is acceptable, even when users like Thiediev [agrees with me on otherwise](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advance_Wars/comments/69qv0u/updates_to_the_radvance_wars_sidebar/dhbws8n/), and then clearly fake the humility you should have when you're cornered.

Downvoting brigade, your garbage is not welcome at all.

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And to the Wargroove staff, I wouldn't be surprised if you would be thinking now to tell me "you're just crazy, screw you." If that's the case, go right ahead. But before you do thinking that has enough sagacity behind it, I want you to understand, since you and everybody here wants to call my sense of game balance as garbage, that Fragile Speedsters have a nasty habit of being dominant, and if you don't think so, [here is the ARMS tier list](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feLeXffOJhA), up already and oh look, the Mighty Glacier characters are at the bottom and the Fragile Speedster characters at the top. Anybody who is surprised by those results, raise your hand, and anybody who does do that needs to remember that they're idiots by being surprised in the first place, because it happens ridiculously often to begin with.

I want you to also understand that I get along well enough with the developers of games I have helped to balance. I definitely didn't have problems with Checkmark Games, the makers of Shattered Throne, and I'm also under an NDA for another game. Maybe because I'm not toxic, despite what people may want you to believe? And finally, I want you to understand that I actually would help balance around a game being more vibrant. It's simply that what ultimately gets provided shouldn't be so over-the-top that counterbalancing becomes impossible and what should be a game would become little more than a visual novel.

Since you could still try to claim I'm a "scrub", here's an idea of a strategy game puzzle I can help balance around:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENk9iroto4U

I didn't even design the puzzle myself, I simply figured it out on my own. It sucks having to spoil the general solution because it was very satisfying to figure it out, but if people aren't going to play the game anyway, I may as well just go for silencing hostility. Of course, when people around parts like these are going to be unconditionally anything but amicable, I can't very well expect results to begin with.

If you want to ignore that stuff to consider, thereby refusing to consider counterarguments, fine by me, because I would want NO part in helping a game that would clearly be intent on rewarding the smug and the savages.