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# Movie Trivia Lines
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import random

trivia_list = [
        "You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.",
        "Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!",
        "PC Load Letter? What the F*** does that mean?",
        "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I am just kicking this this piece of s*** out the window!",
        "When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'? - long pause - ....No.... No, man...S***, no man. I believe you'd get your a** kicked for saying somethin like that, man.",
        "There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning grammys.",
        "So, I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So, that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.",
        "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.",
        "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.",
        "No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs ... Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?",
        "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.",
        "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.",
        "I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... - pause - No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.",
        "Toby works in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's not really a part of our family. - pause - Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.",
        "Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I've heard 'women and children first'. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.",
        "This building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!",
        "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.",
        "It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.",
        "You probably get this a lot. This isn't real Caesars Palace. is it? - pause - What do you mean? - pause - I mean, did Caesar live here?",
        "Oh no, we can't park here. - Why not? - I can't go within 200 feet of any school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese",
        "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.",
        "I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down.  I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.",
        "The review you had on 'Shark Sandwich', which was merely a two-word review, it just said 'S*** sandwich'.",
        "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.",
        "There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.",
        "I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of d***s.",
        "They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like d***s. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like d***s? The best kinds."
    ]

# Randomize
trivia_line          = random.choice(trivia_list)