DJ for the Peace Prize

Hi Marc

I hereby nominate DJ Trump for the 2025 (or 26) Ig Nobel Peace Prize.

"Trump has previously complained multiple times about not receiving the Nobel peace prize, an award which four of his predecessors, including Barack Obama, have received."  Made me shiver with cackles.  Not that he's been nominated by "losers" multiple times -- funny in itself -- but that he has this  thang for Obama. Watch for him to take away Big O's citizenship and send him packing back to Nairobi.

Trump wants a Peace Prize real baaaad.  He wants one if he gets Putin to make peace with Captain Z in Ukraine, literally the only president to have been a "song and dance man" prior to his ascension to power.  Trump wants one for getting Israel to stop bombing Iran, even though the US dropped some Big ordnance.  DJ wants a Peace for "negotiating" a ceasefire between Cambodia and Thailand (Kissinger, a former Peace awardee, wanted to send both countries back to the Stone Age).  Armenia and Azerbaijan said they go along with a nomination for DJ's brokerage of an agreement to thop it.  (They rolled their eyes when DJ said the nomination was the price they'd pay for his handling of the matter). In Sweden, officials wondered aloud who Armenia was.  Trump wanted to be awarded for Yemen.  He wanted to be awarded for using the MOAB in Afghanistan (presumably to scare the bejeezus out of Hamas in Gaza).

Word is that in a kind of protest, DJ and Melania will spend a weekend in bed at the White House, emulating John and Yoko, and singing, "Give Peace A Chance," him squeezing M's creamy inner thigh, her reciprocating.  Plans are to have the festival of love held the weekend after the UFC cage match is held in the Rose Garden.

Hell, he'll want a Peace if he goes quietly away after he is impeached for a third time and found guilty by the Senate and forced to get his "fired" ass out of town, NIxon humiliation style.  And, also, Melania is deported.  So's Rudy.  And that DOJ guy goes back on the next flight to Mumbai.

Trump wanting the Peace is, you can see, mighty hilarious, and we all may just die laughing -- literally.  Woo-hoo!

No, but seriously, I nominate the president for the next Iggie.

John Hawkins