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- Let's make a game!
- //get out of my swamp!
- name:shitty game maker
- by:A bored student
- desc:<#eb0e75> ur a stoopid developper who wants to make as much shitty games (like this one) as you can</#>
- created:2/12/2019
- updated:3/22/2020
- version:0.2
- Settings
- //background:home/malo/shitty game maker/background.jpg
- building cost increase:110%
- building cost refund:50%
- //spritesheet:icons,48 by 48, home/malo/shitty game maker/icons.jpg
- //stylesheet:/home/malo/Documents/css.css
- Layout
- use default
- CSS
- .thing
- {
- box-shadow:-1px -1px 0px rgba(255,255,255,0.25),0px 0px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.5) inset;
- font-size:15px;
- color:#ccc;
- display:inline-block;
- padding:0px;
- margin:2px;
- cursor:pointer;
- }
- .thing:hover,.thing.lit
- {
- background:#6cf;
- }
- .upgrade.owned,.achiev.owned
- {
- background:#6cf;
- }
- .thing-text,.thing-costs{font-weight:bold;}
- Buttons
- *GameButton
- name:code a shitty game
- desc:click here to code with your ass (like EA)
- on click:anim icon wobble
- on click:yield 1 ShittyGame
- //icon:home/malo/shitty game maker/icon.jpg
- //no text
- //class:bigButton hasFlares
- icon class:shadowed
- tooltip origin:bottom
- tooltip class:red
- Resources
- *ShittyGame|ShittyGames
- name:Shitty Game|Shitty Games
- desc:these are the little shits you made, your goal is to sell as much as possible!
- //icon:icons[0,0]
- class:noBackground
- show earned
- *NotSoBadGame|NotSoBadGames
- name:Not So Bad Game|Not So Bad Games
- desc:sometimes, even shitty devs can randomly make a not so bad game. What a rare gem!
- //icon:icons[1,0]
- class:noBackground
- show earned
- Shinies
- *bigshit
- on click:log Woop
- movement:onRight moveLeft fade bounce:0.05
- frequency:69
- frequency variation:34
- icon:https://i.postimg.cc/6618v0yC/poop-2024794-1280.png
- class:bigButton
- on click:
- $boost=1
- //if (have shitcpu) $boost=4
- if (chance(69%))
- //get at least 7, or between 1 and 3 minutes of our Shitty Game production
- $amount=max(7,random(ShittyGames:ps*60*1,ShittyGames:ps*60*3))*$boost
- toast EA grants you<//><b>[$amount]Shitty Games</b>.
- yield $amount ShittyGames
- else
- $amount=1*$boost
- toast EA grants you<//><b>[$amount]Not So Bad Game[s?$amount]</b>!
- yield $amount NotSoBadGames
- end
- end
- Buildings
- *TEMPLATE
- on click:anim glow
- *nerd|nerds
- name:Nerd|Nerds
- desc:A nerd that has an average IQ of 128.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 1 Shitty Game every 10 seconds.
- //icon:icons[2,0]
- cost:10 ShittyGames
- on tick:
- yield 0.1 ShittyGame
- //if (chance(1%)) yield 1 NotSoBadGame
- end
- unlocked
- *caffeinatednerd|caffeinatednerds
- name:caffeinated nerd|caffeinated nerds
- desc:A nerd that drank too much coffee.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 1 Shitty Game every 2 seconds.
- //icon:icons[3,0]
- cost:69 ShittyGames
- on tick:yield 0.5 ShittyGames
- req:69 ShittyGames:earned
- *autisticnerd|autisticnerds
- name:autistic nerd|autistic nerds
- desc:The dev of this game in this game.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>he can produce 5 Shitty Games per second with his meta-powers!
- //icon:icons[0,1]
- cost:420 ShittyGames
- on tick:yield 5 ShittyGames
- req:420 ShittyGames:earned
- *robonerd|robonerds
- name:robonerd|robonerds
- desc:<i><#ff654a>THE ULTIMATE BUREAUCRAT FROM FUTUR!!<//><b>Effect:</b><.> HE CAN CODE 13 SHITTY GAMES PER SECOND.</#></i>
- //icon:icons[1,1]
- cost:4242 ShittyGames
- on tick:yield 13 ShittyGames
- req:4242 ShittyGames:earned
- *stupidusoctopus
- name:stupidus octopus
- desc:don't know what he is doing but verry fast on the keyboard.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 69 Shitty Games per second.
- //icon:icons[2,1]
- cost:20000 ShittyGames
- on tick:yield 69 ShittyGames
- req:20000 ShittyGames:earned
- *weirdAI
- name:weird AI
- desc:put random letters together to code.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 420 Shitty Games per second.
- //icon:icons[3,1]
- cost:69420 ShittyGames, 1 NotSoBadGame
- on tick:yield 420 ShittyGames
- req:69420 ShittyGames:earned and AIchip
- *HAL9000
- name:HAL 9000
- desc:HAL is a bit bored in space so he codes Shitty Games.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 2001 Shitty Games per second.
- //icon:icons[0,2]
- cost:2000000 ShittyGames, 3 NotSoBadGames
- on tick:yield 2001 ShittyGames
- req:2000000 ShittyGames:earned and AIchip
- *eugenicgattaca
- name:eugenic gattaca engineer|eugenic gattaca engineers
- desc:can code verry faaast with his superior brain and hands.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 4000 Shitty Games per second.
- //icon:icons[1,2]
- cost:4000000 ShittyGames, 3 NotSoBadGames
- on tick:yield 4000 ShittyGames
- req:4000000 ShittyGames:earned and StupidorEliminator
- *4chanmember|4chanmembers
- name:4chan member|4chan members
- desc:<i>you need a <#ffda21>gold</#> account to access to this description</i>.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 69420 Shitty Games per second.
- //icon:icons[2,2]
- cost:78359126 ShittyGames, 6 NotSoBadGames
- on tick:yield 69420 ShittyGames
- on tick:yield 1 NotSoBadGame
- req:78359126 ShittyGames:earned and GoCommitDie
- *EA
- name:EA factory|EA factorys
- text:EA factory ([this]%)
- desc:the place where all the shittiest games of the world are made. Take control of it and you will be the god of <i><b><#753f19>SHITTY GAME MAKER</#></b></i>.<//><b>You took control at [this]% of the entire factory.</b>
- //icon:icons[3,2]
- cost:5817742496 ShittyGames, 100 NotSoBadGames
- req:5817742496 ShittyGames:earned and TheUltimateShit
- limit:69
- cost increase:105%
- Upgrades
- *TEMPLATE
- on click:anim glow
- //building upgrades
- *buildingUpgrade1
- name:coffee
- desc:make your nerds more faaast!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>nerd productivity x2<.>caffeinated nerd productivity x3<.>robonerd productivity x2
- //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,4]
- cost:1000 ShittyGames
- passive:multiply yield of nerd by 2
- passive:multiply yield of caffeinatednerd by 3
- passive:multiply yield of robonerd by 2
- req:(nerds>=5 or caffeinatednerd>=5 or robonerd>=5)
- *buildingUpgrade2
- name:monster energy
- desc:be a real kyle, drink monster!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>4chan member productivity x5<.>stupidusoctopus productivity x5
- //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,5]
- cost:69420 ShittyGames
- passive:multiply yield of 4chanmember by 5
- passive:multiply yield of stupidusoctopus by 5
- req:(4chanmember>=42)
- *buildingUpgrade3
- name:doobie
- desc:i mean, it helps.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>autistic nerd productivity x6
- //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,6]
- cost:420000 ShittyGames
- passive:multiply yield of autisticnerd by 6
- req:(autisticnerd>=2)
- *buildingUpgrade4
- name:shitty drawn nuclear logo
- desc:MORE POWER<//><b>Effect;</b><.>weird AI productivity x4<.>HAL 9000 productivity x3<.>eugenic gattaca engineer productivity x5
- //icon:icons[4,1] icons[5,1]
- cost:6000000 ShittyGames
- passive:multiply yield of weirdAI by 4
- passive:multiply yield of HAL9000 by 3
- passive:multiply yield of eugenicgattaca by 5
- req:(weirdAI<=10 or HAL9000<=10 or eugenicgattaca<=5)
- *buildingUpgrade5
- name:fake katana
- desc:<i>"While you were at the gym, i was working my sword skills. While you were flirting, i was learning blockchain."</i><//><b>Effect:</b><.>it's not sharp dont worry<.>whoops im not supposed to write this here<.>fucc<.>anyway dont buy it its worthless<.>trust me
- //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,7]
- cost:5000000000 ShittyGames
- passive:multiply yield of 4chanmember by 10
- passive:multiply yield of autisticnerd by 10
- passive:multiply yield of stupidusoctopus by 11
- req:(4chanmember=10 or autisticnerd<=20)
- //NotSoBadGame upgrades
- *AIchip
- name:AI chip
- desc:turn tha not so bad game into something useful, an AI chips<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks the weird AI, HAL 9000 and that eugenic bureaucrat from gattaca<.>bigshit appear more often
- //icon:icons[2,4]
- passive:multiply frequency of bigshit by 0.6
- cost:3 NotSoBadGames
- req:1 NotSoBadGame:earned
- *StupidorEliminator
- name:stupidor eliminator
- desc:abort that stupid bad lookin baby and make a perfect one using science!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks the eugenic gattaca engineer
- //icon:icons[2,5]
- cost:5 NotSoBadGames
- req:3 NotSoBadGame:earned
- *GoCommitDie
- name:go commit die
- desc:whats better than being toxic on 4chan? telling random people to kill themself on 4chan!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks that stupid 4chan member
- //icon:icons[2,6]
- cost:7 NotSoBadGames
- req:5 NotSoBadGame:earned
- *TheUltimateShit
- name:the ultimate shit
- desc:A soccer game that EA manages to sell to monkeys that cant see that they are buying the same game every year<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks EA factory
- //icon:icons[2,7]
- cost:50 NotSoBadGames
- req:25 NotSoBadGames:earned
- Achievements
- *TEMPLATE
- on click:anim glow
- *yrna
- name:you really need an achievement for clicking on a screen?
- desc:u need <b>1</b> Shitty Game
- req:1 ShittyGame
- *yeah
- name:yeah u clicked 1000 time u stupid frog
- desc:yeet <b>1000</b> Shitty Games to have this
- req:1000 ShittyGames
- *uh
- name:stop playing this game please its stupid
- desc:need <b>1000000</b> Shitty Games
- req:1000000 ShittyGames
- *stopit
- name:stop it rn u no life do something useful plz
- desc:seriously do something else u dont need this
- req:100000000 ShittyGames
- //y do u take so much effort? dont need to read this uknow
- *boss
- name:employ someone (or something)
- desc:produce <b>10</b> Shitty Games per second
- req:10 ShittyGames per second
- *likeinchina
- name:yeah slavery!
- desc:produce <b>1000</b> Shitty Games per second
- req:1000 ShittyGames per second
- *olddays
- name:yeah now ur a real monster
- desc:produce <b>100000</b> Shitty Games per second
- req:100000 ShittyGames per second
- *lucky
- name:ur lucky to make a game that is not total shit
- desc:yeah you made 1 regular game
- req:1 NotSoBadGame
- *uhdj
- name:duh im so tired
- desc:why i keep making this game?
- req:50 NotSoBadGames
- *jswhd
- name:shit seriously
- desc:ye u happy rn?
- req:420 NotSoBadGames
- *yeahyf
- name:yeah u finished the game go have friends now
- desc:u the king of shit happy u now go outside
- req:69 EA
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