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  1. Let's make a game!
  2. //get out of my swamp!
  3. name:shitty game maker
  4. by:A bored student
  5. desc:<#eb0e75> ur a stoopid developper who wants to make as much shitty games (like this one) as you can</#>
  6. created:2/12/2019
  7. updated:3/22/2020
  8. version:0.2
  9.  
  10. Settings
  11. //background:home/malo/shitty game maker/background.jpg
  12. building cost increase:110%
  13. building cost refund:50%
  14. //spritesheet:icons,48 by 48, home/malo/shitty game maker/icons.jpg
  15. //stylesheet:/home/malo/Documents/css.css
  16.  
  17. Layout
  18. use default
  19.  
  20. CSS
  21. .thing
  22. {
  23. box-shadow:-1px -1px 0px rgba(255,255,255,0.25),0px 0px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.5) inset;
  24. font-size:15px;
  25. color:#ccc;
  26. display:inline-block;
  27. padding:0px;
  28. margin:2px;
  29. cursor:pointer;
  30. }
  31.  
  32. .thing:hover,.thing.lit
  33. {
  34. background:#6cf;
  35. }
  36.  
  37. .upgrade.owned,.achiev.owned
  38. {
  39. background:#6cf;
  40. }
  41.  
  42. .thing-text,.thing-costs{font-weight:bold;}
  43.  
  44. Buttons
  45. *GameButton
  46. name:code a shitty game
  47. desc:click here to code with your ass (like EA)
  48. on click:anim icon wobble
  49. on click:yield 1 ShittyGame
  50. //icon:home/malo/shitty game maker/icon.jpg
  51. //no text
  52. //class:bigButton hasFlares
  53. icon class:shadowed
  54. tooltip origin:bottom
  55. tooltip class:red
  56.  
  57. Resources
  58. *ShittyGame|ShittyGames
  59. name:Shitty Game|Shitty Games
  60. desc:these are the little shits you made, your goal is to sell as much as possible!
  61. //icon:icons[0,0]
  62. class:noBackground
  63. show earned
  64.  
  65. *NotSoBadGame|NotSoBadGames
  66. name:Not So Bad Game|Not So Bad Games
  67. desc:sometimes, even shitty devs can randomly make a not so bad game. What a rare gem!
  68. //icon:icons[1,0]
  69. class:noBackground
  70. show earned
  71.  
  72. Shinies
  73. *bigshit
  74. on click:log Woop
  75. movement:onRight moveLeft fade bounce:0.05
  76. frequency:69
  77. frequency variation:34
  78. icon:https://i.postimg.cc/6618v0yC/poop-2024794-1280.png
  79. class:bigButton
  80. on click:
  81. $boost=1
  82. //if (have shitcpu) $boost=4
  83. if (chance(69%))
  84. //get at least 7, or between 1 and 3 minutes of our Shitty Game production
  85. $amount=max(7,random(ShittyGames:ps*60*1,ShittyGames:ps*60*3))*$boost
  86. toast EA grants you<//><b>[$amount]Shitty Games</b>.
  87. yield $amount ShittyGames
  88. else
  89. $amount=1*$boost
  90. toast EA grants you<//><b>[$amount]Not So Bad Game[s?$amount]</b>!
  91. yield $amount NotSoBadGames
  92. end
  93. end
  94.  
  95. Buildings
  96. *TEMPLATE
  97. on click:anim glow
  98.  
  99. *nerd|nerds
  100. name:Nerd|Nerds
  101. desc:A nerd that has an average IQ of 128.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 1 Shitty Game every 10 seconds.
  102. //icon:icons[2,0]
  103. cost:10 ShittyGames
  104. on tick:
  105. yield 0.1 ShittyGame
  106. //if (chance(1%)) yield 1 NotSoBadGame
  107. end
  108. unlocked
  109.  
  110. *caffeinatednerd|caffeinatednerds
  111. name:caffeinated nerd|caffeinated nerds
  112. desc:A nerd that drank too much coffee.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 1 Shitty Game every 2 seconds.
  113. //icon:icons[3,0]
  114. cost:69 ShittyGames
  115. on tick:yield 0.5 ShittyGames
  116. req:69 ShittyGames:earned
  117.  
  118. *autisticnerd|autisticnerds
  119. name:autistic nerd|autistic nerds
  120. desc:The dev of this game in this game.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>he can produce 5 Shitty Games per second with his meta-powers!
  121. //icon:icons[0,1]
  122. cost:420 ShittyGames
  123. on tick:yield 5 ShittyGames
  124. req:420 ShittyGames:earned
  125.  
  126. *robonerd|robonerds
  127. name:robonerd|robonerds
  128. desc:<i><#ff654a>THE ULTIMATE BUREAUCRAT FROM FUTUR!!<//><b>Effect:</b><.> HE CAN CODE 13 SHITTY GAMES PER SECOND.</#></i>
  129. //icon:icons[1,1]
  130. cost:4242 ShittyGames
  131. on tick:yield 13 ShittyGames
  132. req:4242 ShittyGames:earned
  133.  
  134. *stupidusoctopus
  135. name:stupidus octopus
  136. desc:don't know what he is doing but verry fast on the keyboard.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 69 Shitty Games per second.
  137. //icon:icons[2,1]
  138. cost:20000 ShittyGames
  139. on tick:yield 69 ShittyGames
  140. req:20000 ShittyGames:earned
  141.  
  142. *weirdAI
  143. name:weird AI
  144. desc:put random letters together to code.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 420 Shitty Games per second.
  145. //icon:icons[3,1]
  146. cost:69420 ShittyGames, 1 NotSoBadGame
  147. on tick:yield 420 ShittyGames
  148. req:69420 ShittyGames:earned and AIchip
  149.  
  150. *HAL9000
  151. name:HAL 9000
  152. desc:HAL is a bit bored in space so he codes Shitty Games.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 2001 Shitty Games per second.
  153. //icon:icons[0,2]
  154. cost:2000000 ShittyGames, 3 NotSoBadGames
  155. on tick:yield 2001 ShittyGames
  156. req:2000000 ShittyGames:earned and AIchip
  157.  
  158. *eugenicgattaca
  159. name:eugenic gattaca engineer|eugenic gattaca engineers
  160. desc:can code verry faaast with his superior brain and hands.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 4000 Shitty Games per second.
  161. //icon:icons[1,2]
  162. cost:4000000 ShittyGames, 3 NotSoBadGames
  163. on tick:yield 4000 ShittyGames
  164. req:4000000 ShittyGames:earned and StupidorEliminator
  165.  
  166. *4chanmember|4chanmembers
  167. name:4chan member|4chan members
  168. desc:<i>you need a <#ffda21>gold</#> account to access to this description</i>.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>Code 69420 Shitty Games per second.
  169. //icon:icons[2,2]
  170. cost:78359126 ShittyGames, 6 NotSoBadGames
  171. on tick:yield 69420 ShittyGames
  172. on tick:yield 1 NotSoBadGame
  173. req:78359126 ShittyGames:earned and GoCommitDie
  174.  
  175. *EA
  176. name:EA factory|EA factorys
  177. text:EA factory ([this]%)
  178. desc:the place where all the shittiest games of the world are made. Take control of it and you will be the god of <i><b><#753f19>SHITTY GAME MAKER</#></b></i>.<//><b>You took control at [this]% of the entire factory.</b>
  179. //icon:icons[3,2]
  180. cost:5817742496 ShittyGames, 100 NotSoBadGames
  181. req:5817742496 ShittyGames:earned and TheUltimateShit
  182. limit:69
  183. cost increase:105%
  184.  
  185.  
  186. Upgrades
  187. *TEMPLATE
  188. on click:anim glow
  189.  
  190. //building upgrades
  191.  
  192. *buildingUpgrade1
  193. name:coffee
  194. desc:make your nerds more faaast!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>nerd productivity x2<.>caffeinated nerd productivity x3<.>robonerd productivity x2
  195. //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,4]
  196. cost:1000 ShittyGames
  197. passive:multiply yield of nerd by 2
  198. passive:multiply yield of caffeinatednerd by 3
  199. passive:multiply yield of robonerd by 2
  200. req:(nerds>=5 or caffeinatednerd>=5 or robonerd>=5)
  201.  
  202. *buildingUpgrade2
  203. name:monster energy
  204. desc:be a real kyle, drink monster!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>4chan member productivity x5<.>stupidusoctopus productivity x5
  205. //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,5]
  206. cost:69420 ShittyGames
  207. passive:multiply yield of 4chanmember by 5
  208. passive:multiply yield of stupidusoctopus by 5
  209. req:(4chanmember>=42)
  210.  
  211. *buildingUpgrade3
  212. name:doobie
  213. desc:i mean, it helps.<//><b>Effect:</b><.>autistic nerd productivity x6
  214. //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,6]
  215. cost:420000 ShittyGames
  216. passive:multiply yield of autisticnerd by 6
  217. req:(autisticnerd>=2)
  218.  
  219. *buildingUpgrade4
  220. name:shitty drawn nuclear logo
  221. desc:MORE POWER<//><b>Effect;</b><.>weird AI productivity x4<.>HAL 9000 productivity x3<.>eugenic gattaca engineer productivity x5
  222. //icon:icons[4,1] icons[5,1]
  223. cost:6000000 ShittyGames
  224. passive:multiply yield of weirdAI by 4
  225. passive:multiply yield of HAL9000 by 3
  226. passive:multiply yield of eugenicgattaca by 5
  227. req:(weirdAI<=10 or HAL9000<=10 or eugenicgattaca<=5)
  228.  
  229. *buildingUpgrade5
  230. name:fake katana
  231. desc:<i>"While you were at the gym, i was working my sword skills. While you were flirting, i was learning blockchain."</i><//><b>Effect:</b><.>it's not sharp dont worry<.>whoops im not supposed to write this here<.>fucc<.>anyway dont buy it its worthless<.>trust me
  232. //icon:icons[4,1] icons[0,7]
  233. cost:5000000000 ShittyGames
  234. passive:multiply yield of 4chanmember by 10
  235. passive:multiply yield of autisticnerd by 10
  236. passive:multiply yield of stupidusoctopus by 11
  237. req:(4chanmember=10 or autisticnerd<=20)
  238.  
  239. //NotSoBadGame upgrades
  240.  
  241. *AIchip
  242. name:AI chip
  243. desc:turn tha not so bad game into something useful, an AI chips<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks the weird AI, HAL 9000 and that eugenic bureaucrat from gattaca<.>bigshit appear more often
  244. //icon:icons[2,4]
  245. passive:multiply frequency of bigshit by 0.6
  246. cost:3 NotSoBadGames
  247. req:1 NotSoBadGame:earned
  248.  
  249. *StupidorEliminator
  250. name:stupidor eliminator
  251. desc:abort that stupid bad lookin baby and make a perfect one using science!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks the eugenic gattaca engineer
  252. //icon:icons[2,5]
  253. cost:5 NotSoBadGames
  254. req:3 NotSoBadGame:earned
  255.  
  256. *GoCommitDie
  257. name:go commit die
  258. desc:whats better than being toxic on 4chan? telling random people to kill themself on 4chan!<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks that stupid 4chan member
  259. //icon:icons[2,6]
  260. cost:7 NotSoBadGames
  261. req:5 NotSoBadGame:earned
  262.  
  263. *TheUltimateShit
  264. name:the ultimate shit
  265. desc:A soccer game that EA manages to sell to monkeys that cant see that they are buying the same game every year<//><b>Effect:</b><.>unlocks EA factory
  266. //icon:icons[2,7]
  267. cost:50 NotSoBadGames
  268. req:25 NotSoBadGames:earned
  269.  
  270. Achievements
  271. *TEMPLATE
  272. on click:anim glow
  273.  
  274. *yrna
  275. name:you really need an achievement for clicking on a screen?
  276. desc:u need <b>1</b> Shitty Game
  277. req:1 ShittyGame
  278. *yeah
  279. name:yeah u clicked 1000 time u stupid frog
  280. desc:yeet <b>1000</b> Shitty Games to have this
  281. req:1000 ShittyGames
  282. *uh
  283. name:stop playing this game please its stupid
  284. desc:need <b>1000000</b> Shitty Games
  285. req:1000000 ShittyGames
  286. *stopit
  287. name:stop it rn u no life do something useful plz
  288. desc:seriously do something else u dont need this
  289. req:100000000 ShittyGames
  290. //y do u take so much effort? dont need to read this uknow
  291.  
  292. *boss
  293. name:employ someone (or something)
  294. desc:produce <b>10</b> Shitty Games per second
  295. req:10 ShittyGames per second
  296. *likeinchina
  297. name:yeah slavery!
  298. desc:produce <b>1000</b> Shitty Games per second
  299. req:1000 ShittyGames per second
  300. *olddays
  301. name:yeah now ur a real monster
  302. desc:produce <b>100000</b> Shitty Games per second
  303. req:100000 ShittyGames per second
  304.  
  305. *lucky
  306. name:ur lucky to make a game that is not total shit
  307. desc:yeah you made 1 regular game
  308. req:1 NotSoBadGame
  309. *uhdj
  310. name:duh im so tired
  311. desc:why i keep making this game?
  312. req:50 NotSoBadGames
  313. *jswhd
  314. name:shit seriously
  315. desc:ye u happy rn?
  316. req:420 NotSoBadGames
  317.  
  318. *yeahyf
  319. name:yeah u finished the game go have friends now
  320. desc:u the king of shit happy u now go outside
  321. req:69 EA
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