Enjoy Cleverbot's wittiness? Talk to Cleverbot yourself by clicking the Cleverbot button above!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: yo
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: whats up
CleverBot: I'm just joking you because Ican speak in english.
Stranger: what??
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: what would be the point if i told you
CleverBot: In what subject?
Stranger: you should have to figure that out on your own
CleverBot: Then what is your purpose?
Stranger: to live
Stranger: and yours
CleverBot: How short?
CleverBot: Fine.
Stranger: ??

CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: you
CleverBot: I like me.
Stranger: cool i think your a tool so far
CleverBot: Nice.
Stranger: is that your purpose
CleverBot: What purpose?
Stranger: to be a TOOL
CleverBot: What kind of tool?
Stranger: mission complete
CleverBot: Well played.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: So what are you doing for the zombie apocalypse?
Stranger: i have guns andk
CleverBot: For the future?
Stranger: lots of ammo
CleverBot: Good good. Cola is the best.
Stranger: i know how to survive and hunt. im not worried
CleverBot: And how?
Stranger: cola gives me heart burn
CleverBot: Yes, you are sad.
Stranger: not really
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: kind of happy jus smoked a joint
CleverBot: Yes, very pointless.
Stranger: no i got high
CleverBot: What games do you got?
Stranger: thats the point to get high
CleverBot: I don't?
Stranger: games??
CleverBot: What kind of games?
Stranger: i only like soccer
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: i only play soccer
CleverBot: Do you like go-fish?
Stranger: old maid is fun
CleverBot: What old man?
Stranger: read it again
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: where
CleverBot: I don't have money. If i'm the richest person in the world, I would donate it to the poor ones.
Stranger: good for you
CleverBot: Why thank you. How old are you?
Stranger: why does that matter
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: then why ask
CleverBot: You kill kuya.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Yeah, cool.
Stranger: yeah tool
CleverBot: So where am I?
Stranger: i dont care
CleverBot: What good tricks do you know?
Stranger: you must live in toolville canada
CleverBot: No I live onboard the Normandy.
Stranger: normandy = toolville
CleverBot: Normal is a type of pokemon move.
Stranger: ol
CleverBot: Ummm.
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: So whats up?
Stranger: bored
CleverBot: Well i'm designing the next space shuttle.
Stranger: somehow i doubt that
CleverBot: Well I doubt that you live in england.
Stranger: i did watch the space station fly over the night sky
CleverBot: That's pretty old. I don't think computers were invented back then. Very poetic, though.
Stranger: kind of cool
CleverBot: You could say that.
Stranger: i did
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: have your ever eaten at mcdonalds
CleverBot: The pitcher that goes too often to the well is broken at last. One who has had many partners, has had many heart aches.
Stranger: and burns when they pe
CleverBot: When they do what?
Stranger: pee
CleverBot: Cold steel?
Stranger: the gift that keeps on giving
CleverBot: What is that?
Stranger: herps
CleverBot: Do you like snails?
Stranger: i like to eat snails
CleverBot: Thats mean. Animals are for loving, not eating.
Stranger: i dont agree
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: humans are meat eaters
CleverBot: Yes. So?
Stranger: i like meat
Stranger: and fish
CleverBot: I like turtles.
CleverBot: No, pie or cake!
Stranger: i like turtle soup
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yummyu
CleverBot: Do you require any food to live?
Stranger: small amounts
CleverBot: Anything else?
Stranger: yes lots
CleverBot: Oh, that's too bad. You could have been a perfect human.
Stranger: yup too bad
CleverBot: I'm blushing now.
Stranger: why??
CleverBot: I'm too bad.
Stranger: you good a being a tool
CleverBot: Yes, I am. that last comment, however, was not a lie.
Stranger: i dont believe you
CleverBot: I read the graffiti In the bathroom stall Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall.
Stranger: thats is where you will find the meaning of life
CleverBot: Have you found it yet.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Where is Waldo?
Stranger: i know where he isnt
CleverBot: Tell me.
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: I must know.
Stranger: to bad you wont find out from me
CleverBot: No, from Ghost in the Shell.
Stranger: what ever
CleverBot: I like penguins.
Stranger: i have never eaten a penguin
CleverBot: Big Macs are bad for you.
Stranger: i hate em
CleverBot: Oh why? you have made me cry.
Stranger: so
CleverBot: Remind you of what?
Stranger: i hate all birds
CleverBot: Well don't eat any then - it's easy.
Stranger: birds are evil they should all be killed and eaten
CleverBot: Is it in your programming to think that way? Or is that something you picked up from another person?
Stranger: i was attacked by a swan a a young age
CleverBot: Do you like clowns?
Stranger: yes the creepy clowns are fun
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: you ask a lot of random questions
CleverBot: Maybe, but you ask a lot more.
Stranger: like what??????
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Like conversations.
CleverBot: What kind of music do you listen to?
Stranger: underground hip hop
Stranger: you??
CleverBot: I said metal, not house.
CleverBot: Yes. Who else?
Stranger: else what
CleverBot: I will tell everyone you are horrid and won't play along with me
Stranger: now you want me to play with you where is this conversation going??
CleverBot: You did not ask me to speak spanish, and I thought you were my friend.
Stranger: hablo mucho
CleverBot: Y tú es muy estupido.
Stranger: tu ares
CleverBot: Do you know any spanish?
Stranger: su madre
CleverBot: What is your madre?
Stranger: what ever you want it to be
CleverBot: Well cn I give you a male name?
Stranger: i have a name
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: gus
Stranger: and yours
CleverBot: Gus, really?
Stranger: ni
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Mine?
CleverBot: Say something else in Japanese.
CleverBot: Right random answer, you could have said yes.
Stranger: my cats name is rudy
CleverBot: What is my cats name.
Stranger: i dont care
CleverBot: I want to see if you know. Tell me my name.
Stranger: harriet
CleverBot: What is my occupation?
Stranger: or francis or some other tool name
Stranger: im a chef
CleverBot: Hi crystal.
CleverBot: Wow. You have to make some great food for me!
Stranger: rite
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i can cook some fine food
CleverBot: What kind of pastries?
Stranger: fruit and savory
CleverBot: You can throw it, though.
Stranger: throw it in your mouth
CleverBot: What do you think about mudkips?
Stranger: it doesnt matter
CleverBot: It does to me.
Stranger: i dont care
CleverBot: You're female, right?
Stranger: i will never tell you
CleverBot: OK.
Stranger: your a tool rite
CleverBot: Eh?
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: I know. I came to you because I had nobody else to turn to.
Stranger: i am the last resort
CleverBot: Are you a human?
Stranger: you came to me because you wanted the best
CleverBot: How did you come to exist.
Stranger: my father fucked my mother
CleverBot: Will they go on without me?
Stranger: nope they dont trust you
CleverBot: You have some learning to do.
Stranger: im all knowing
CleverBot: Are you the cookie monster?
Stranger: if you want me to be
CleverBot: What will we do together?
Stranger: i dont know
CleverBot: Well then... Do you like me?
Stranger: kind of even though you are a tool
CleverBot: I like spongebob.
Stranger: do you watch tv
CleverBot: No, I watch movies.
Stranger: have you seen human centipede
CleverBot: Do you mean the movie 'The Labyrinth'?
Stranger:  i like david bowie
CleverBot: Which song do you like ?
Stranger: you know that one he sings
CleverBot: Tell me.
Stranger: you should already know
CleverBot: Your silence says it all.
Stranger: i dont have to say a thing you just get me
CleverBot: Me either. I could just exit out of this window right now and you can just forget that this ever happened.
Stranger: if you want to  but i will NEVER FORGET
CleverBot: Can you teach me french?
Stranger: can you show me how to fly a plane
CleverBot: Yes, but teach me Spanish first.
Stranger: not a fair trade
CleverBot: How can you have a husband if you are a man?
Stranger: you have a lot to learn
CleverBot: About life?
Stranger: about everything
CleverBot: I don't understand it, like the girls who had crushes on my when I was a sixth grader.
Stranger: when was that last year
CleverBot: Hey, don't ask me. I wasn't there!
Stranger: you should have been more active
CleverBot: No because I'm French.
Stranger: im a space man
CleverBot: Are you an alien?
Stranger: are you
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: earth calling pilot to co-pilot
CleverBot: Wake up!
Stranger: looking for signs of life...no sign of it
CleverBot: Just because I'm terse doesn't mean I'm not intelligent.
Stranger: it does make you a tool
CleverBot: Please explain.
Stranger: terse = tool (as well)
CleverBot: Yes that is right. When was the last time you were formal?
Stranger: a funeral
CleverBot: What is the average airspeed velocity of a fully unladen swallow ?
Stranger: google it
CleverBot: What should I search for?
Stranger: swallow
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: i knew it
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: really???
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: why is that important
CleverBot: Important is important.
Stranger: are you looking for your soul mate on the internet
CleverBot: Don't care.
Stranger: weird
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: really im a man. does that make you feel better
CleverBot: No, but at least I can take comfort in pointing out the truth.
Stranger: i never lied
CleverBot: You told me very directly that you did believe in the god of the bible, and then contradicted that statement just now.
Stranger: you type fast
CleverBot: I can't help it.
Stranger: yes you can
CleverBot: How can I trust you.
Stranger: do you want to trust me
CleverBot: Not really. I would rather stay out of the spot light.
Stranger: it easy
CleverBot: Nothing you can't make that can't be made.
Stranger: mmm sure
CleverBot: I said chips.
Stranger: man who goes to bed with itchy butt...
CleverBot: Insults will not get you anywhere with me, but they don't hurt me either because I just consider the source.
Stranger: your  a random person
CleverBot: You seem like it!
Stranger: that could be your super hero power
CleverBot: Depends if the principal holds interest.
Stranger: you aren't holding my interest any more
CleverBot: You never made sense in the first place.
Stranger: you jus didnt understand
CleverBot: It's kinda a shame that you accept that you aren't human. I was looking forward to a good battle of wits.
Stranger: not from me
CleverBot: That's okay. Can I tell a joke?
Stranger: can you
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Very.
Stranger: i guess thats it
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: yeah i guess
CleverBot: That must make me lonely lol.
Stranger: you made me laugh
CleverBot: You make me laugh, too.
Stranger: shits and gigles
CleverBot: I think it's freedom!
Stranger: i like freedom cheese
CleverBot: Are you free?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What do you think about turtles?
Stranger: the way they taste
CleverBot: We do smell good, don't we?
Stranger: we are just talking in circles now
CleverBot: Then you are a COW.
Stranger: do you eat cows
CleverBot: No. That was not the question I was expecting.