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werster
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  1. [3:09:17 PM] werster: well
  2. [3:09:20 PM] werster: im about to kill someone
  3. [3:09:33 PM] werster: remember how a specialist was meant to call me back?
  4. [3:09:33 PM] RBM: Kill Sparkle
  5. [3:09:35 PM] werster: been 3 days
  6. [3:09:37 PM] werster: fucking nothing
  7. [3:09:41 PM] werster: alright, forget these tossers
  8. [3:09:43 PM] werster: call back myself
  9. [3:09:53 PM] werster: get this dumb bitch specialist
  10. [3:09:56 PM] werster: so i explain
  11. [3:09:59 PM] werster: just transfer my shit
  12. [3:10:03 PM] werster: on hold for 30 minutes
  13. [3:10:06 PM] werster: like are you fucked?
  14. [3:10:12 PM] DsS: lol
  15. [3:10:13 PM] werster: no time estimate or anything
  16. [3:10:16 PM] werster: just loop this shit
  17. [3:10:20 PM] werster: ok hi
  18. [3:10:22 PM] werster: is this mark?
  19. [3:10:26 PM] werster: bitch....
  20. [3:10:31 PM] Ring Rush: "no"
  21. [3:10:35 PM] Ring Rush: "wrong number"
  22. [3:10:35 PM] werster: yes im wishing to reloacate my service
  23. [3:10:42 PM] werster: ok whats the number
  24. [3:10:43 PM] werster: tell her
  25. [3:10:46 PM] werster: ok please wait
  26. [3:10:49 PM] werster: on hold for another 20 minutes
  27. [3:10:54 PM] werster: bitch gets back
  28. [3:11:06 PM] RBM: Bitch what were you doing before?
  29. [3:11:09 PM] RBM: Taking a shit?
  30. [3:11:14 PM] werster: "unfortuneately with your current contract that wont be available as adsl 2 is not available in that area"
  31. [3:11:17 PM] werster: .............
  32. [3:11:20 PM] DsS: :|
  33. [3:11:24 PM] werster: "so what is available?"
  34. [3:11:43 PM] werster: "well we can offer you adsl 1 the download speed with be up to 8 mps"
  35. [3:11:49 PM] werster: "ok thats fine transfer that"
  36. [3:12:00 PM] werster: im thinking
  37. [3:12:02 PM] werster: fuck this
  38. [3:12:05 PM] werster: back to poverty internet
  39. [3:12:16 PM] werster: "unfortuneately there are no available ports at this time so we can not provide this either"
  40. [3:12:26 PM] DsS: dayum son
  41. [3:12:28 PM] werster: "..................what? we are the only people living in the house?"
  42. [3:12:33 PM] RBM: #intheghetto
  43. [3:12:50 PM] werster: "no i mean this product is in high demand so we can not offer this service until someone else in your area cancels their contract"
  44. [3:12:52 PM] werster: so
  45. [3:12:55 PM] werster: basically
  46. [3:12:57 PM] Ring Rush: Fyaaa
  47. can you untime me out from bertins stream because werster only timed me out for 99999999999999 because i disagreed with him.
  48. [3:13:01 PM] werster: it could be up to INFINITE TIME
  49. [3:13:01 PM] Ring Rush: did he actually send this to every mod
  50. [3:13:09 PM] werster: until i can get internet
  51. [3:13:18 PM] werster: so, next question
  52. [3:13:22 PM] Ring Rush: what in the fuck
  53. [3:13:26 PM] werster: am i still beign charged for my contract?
  54. [3:13:36 PM] werster: "technically as it is still being provided you will still be billed"
  55. [3:13:37 PM] DsS: yes RR
  56. [3:13:42 PM] werster: "NO IT IS NOT BEING PROVIDED
  57. [3:13:50 PM] SJ: YO
  58. [3:13:53 PM] werster: YOU MIGHT BE WASTING YOUR DAMN RESOURCES, BUT THAT SHIT AINT ON ME
  59. [3:13:57 PM] DsS: wtf werster
  60. [3:14:01 PM] werster: THERE IS NO FUCKING HOME LINE
  61. [3:14:03 PM] DsS: they are trolling the fuck out of you
  62. [3:14:05 PM] Ring Rush: yo what the fuck australia internet
  63. [3:14:08 PM] werster: EVEN IF I WAS LIVING THERE I WOULD HAVE NO INTERNET
  64. [3:14:19 PM] werster: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT YOU PROVIDING ME A SERVICE
  65. [3:14:26 PM] werster: YOU ARE LITERALLY CHARGING ME FOR NOTHING
  66. [3:14:32 PM] SJ: just move here man
  67. [3:14:33 PM] werster: "sir could you please make a decision"
  68. [3:14:36 PM] werster: ............
  69. [3:14:38 PM] werster: FUCK
  70. [3:14:39 PM] werster: THIS
  71. [3:14:40 PM] werster: SHIT
  72. [3:14:43 PM] DsS: sue them and give me half the money
  73. [3:14:52 PM] SJ: >_>
  74. [3:15:06 PM] RBM: aus internet is magikarp tier
  75. [3:15:08 PM] Ring Rush: thats pretty fucked
  76. [3:15:09 PM] werster: i dont know who the fuck i wanna go to
  77. [3:15:17 PM] werster: but fuck i wanna kick their damn ass so bad
  78. [3:15:27 PM] werster: can not offer me shit
  79. [3:15:29 PM] DsS: record it
  80. [3:15:30 PM] werster: have to fly across state
  81. [3:15:36 PM] werster: just to fucking work
  82. [3:15:41 PM] werster: meanwhile you charging me for shit
  83. [3:15:43 PM] werster: thats doing nothing
  84. [3:15:49 PM] DsS: yeah that's some bullshit
  85. [3:15:53 PM] werster: oh and string me on for a full month saying youll be able to?
  86. [3:15:58 PM] werster: like tell me fucking straight up
  87. [3:16:07 PM] werster: this is the 5th time i called their ass
  88. [3:16:12 PM] werster: this is the first i hear of this shit
  89. [3:16:19 PM] werster: fuck australia
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