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an assortment of g8rs
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unban swagger from OU
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It's time for the obstacle course race!

Competitors are allowed to use any tools they wish to assist them in emerging victorious, from ropes for scaling the rock walls to helmets for protection. They are only able to bring a limited amount of tools, so as to make the obstacle course a challenge, but the event is still enjoyable provided the tools you bring work together.

However, among the array of tools lays a very heavy metal chain. What purpose could this chain serve? It would only slow the participants down, and rope can do everything it can without being as heavy. The only advantage the chain holds is being stronger, but given that the rope is strong enough to hold a human up, there doesn't seem to be any practical purpose for the chain.

Then the competitors come upon a gigantic canyon in the obstacle course. It's huge, imposing, and downright impassable. The only way to overcome this would be to use the heavy metal chain to pull a tree down and use the tree as a bridge. Anyone who didn't bring the chain has immediately lost, and packs up to go home. Future obstacle course runners are now being forced to bring a chain with them, giving up another more versatile piece of equipment. Now the contestants have to sacrifice their sneakers or their helmets to run the chain.

Annoyed and unable to enjoy the obstacle course, the competitors go to the obstacle course designers and request that the giant canyon be removed from the course, giving the contestants more freedom in their choices of tools and not being forced to carry the heavy metal chain. The designers agree, and the obstacle course is significantly more fun again.

Watching the scene unfold is an outsider. While he does not partake in the obstacle course, he goes to a beginner's rock climbing wall at the rec center every so often. "What a bunch of fools these contestants are!" remarks the observer, laughing. "The heavy metal chain is a clear way to bypass the canyon, yet they refuse to use it!"

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moot btfo by australians
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    moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the room's walls, and sent moot's framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner, but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault.

    What moot saw in the doorway stunned him: A large, well-tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder.
    "G'day mate," bellowed the man as he walked towards moot. "Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off."

    moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.

    "D-d-d-on't hurt me, please," stuttered moot, "I-I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors!"

    The Australian man smiled as moot began to undress in front of him.
    "Corr, fair dinkum mate, that's a pretty nice dick". moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Now, listen, mate," continued the Aussie, "You'll have to do a sexy dance -- at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass: I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me."

    moot stood up and began to sway his body from one side to the other. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "That's right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker." laughed the Aussie. "That floods of tears right now could drown Queensland," he bantered.

    moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said, "P-please, just fuck me and leave!"
    The Aussie laughed once more and looked at moot.
    "What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?"
    The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.

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REMOVE QUEBEC
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    REMOVE QUEBEC remove quebec
    you are worst canuck. you are the canuck idiot you are the canuck smell. return to franec. to our france cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the nunavut….ahahahaha ,quebec we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole canuck stink quebec sqhipere shqipare..plains of abraham best day of my life. take a bath of poutine..ahahahahahQUEBEC WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget seven years war. .quebec we kill the louis xvi , quebec return to your precious france….hahahahaha idiot canuck and french smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE QUEBEC FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. oilers+canucks+maple leafs+senaters=kill quebec…you will 1759/ celine dion alive in canada, celine dion making album of canada . slow pop celine dion canada. we are rich and have oil now hahahaha ha because of celine dion… you are ppoor stink canuck… you live in a tepee hahahaha, you live in an igloo
    celine dion alive numbr one #1 in canada ….fuck the france ,..FUCKk ashol canucks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and provinc. celine dion aliv and real strong wizard kill all the quebec farm aminal with diva magic now we the canda rule .ape of the zoo minaster piere trudeau fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and quebec wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our snow we will crush u lik a skull of moose. canada greattst countrey

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smogon hacking pasta
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    Hacking claims the lives of over 2,000 registered laddering alts every day.

    The problem has so far remained unrecognized by the supreme governing body of Pokemon Showdown! and its constituents, the Sixth Republic of Smogon. The dismissals have ranged from offhand comments such as "you can play around crits" to outright locking or server banning of anyone who disagrees with official policies, as enforced by the administrators of Showdown!

    When the First Republic of Smogon was born amid the chaos of Charizard fanboy madness and legendary abuse in link battles, did the Founding Fathers not pledge to give a fair voice to every viewpoint, and equality for all Pokemon, that any Pokemon one so chose would always be guaranteed a niche, no matter the evolution of its metagame?

    Hypocrisy and impunity has crept into what we, the fair and good citizens of the Union of Competitive States, once knew as a democratic era -- now marred by the wretchedness of "viability", "outclassing", and "quick-banning". Slowly, but surely, the oligarchy that rules has instituted a caste system - Pokemon and users alike are sorted merely by their so-called "ability" and "notability". Those who do not meet their stringent standards are struck down from us without due process nor just judgment.

    Those who are yet accepted are ruined by the terror that is hacking. Now, hacking can take many different forms, each as cruel as the next - continuous freezing, critical hits so frequent that it would seem they had built-in Scope Lens, unending chains of flinches, attacks that continue to hit in spite of +6 Evasion, among others; but cruelest of all, perhaps, are speedties given to opponents, whose momentum stays unbroken in its stride, and whose gloating in victory brings inhumane jeering, from insulting the defeated's social tendencies and the promiscuity of their progenitors.

    Hacking is a social standard we have come to live by, yet it is one that is inherently impure and unjust.

    It is our hope that by reading this message, you too will come to understand these hidden cancers of our society, and aid us in the fight to bring down the creeping shadow that has, with the tacit approval of the ruling class, been allowed to poison our prosperous and honorable nation.

    You can join the fight at the core of revolution: [redacted]

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lord of the memes
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    It all began with the forging of the Great Memes. Three were given to /lit/; well-versed, the most arrogant of all anons. Seven, to /sp/, great memers and armchair athletes of the sfw boards. And nine, nine memes were gifted to /pol/, who above all else desire power.

    For within these memes was bound the strength and the will to govern over each board. But they were all of them deceived, for another meme was made. In the land of 4chan, in the fires of Nolan threads, /tv/ forged in secret, a master meme, to control all others. And into this meme they poured all their big guys, their shitposts and their will to dominate all other memes. One meme to rule them all, for you.

    One by one, the free peoples of the internet fell to the power of the meme. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of hotheads and autists marched against the armies of /tv/, and in the very threads of the Big Guy they fought for the freedom of their shitty image macros. Victory was near, but the power of the meme could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Reddit, son of Digg, took up his father's faggotry. And /tv/, enemy of the SJW peoples of the web, was defeated. The meme passed to Reddit, who had this one chance to destroy their shit taste, but the karma of redditors are easily corrupted. And the meme of the big guy has a will of its own. It betrayed reddit, and crashed a plane. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became an Hero. And for two and a half thousand seconds, the meme passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the meme ensnared a new bearer.

    The meme came to the creature wizchan, who took it deep into the tunnels of the depression threads, and there it consumed him. The meme gave to /dep/ unnatural long life. For five hundred threads it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of /dep/'s threads, it waited. Darkness crept back into the imageboards of the web. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a anonymous fear, and the Meme of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned /dep/. But then something happened that the meme did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A newfag, of /r9k/. For the time will soon come when robots will shape the fortunes of all...

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frost has the best monotype players
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Ban Talonflame BAN TALONFLAME
Talonflame should be banned FOREVER! Talonflame is the worst, Talonflame is a murderer, Talonflame is evil.
Ban Talonflame, Ban Gale Wings, Ban Brave Bird BAN BAN BAN
Talonflame can outspeed SUCKER PUNCH and PRANKSTER with its devastating Brave Bird, it can even beat BLAZIKEN. You know something that used to beat Blaziken? Arceus-Ghost and Kyogre. But now Talonflame can ALSO COUNTER BLAZIKEN. And don't even come with "Rock attacks can't switch in" becAUSE BLAZIKEN NEVER USES ROCK ATTACKS

BAN TALONFLAME
REMOVE TALONFLAME
KILL TALONFLAME

TALONFLAME IS SHIT
TALONFLAME IS SHIT
TALONFLAME IS SHIT
TALONFLAME IS SHIT
TALONFLAME IS SHIT

We shouldn't let Talonflame ruin our OU metagame for us! No! OU should be totally playable, but with Talonflame it's really dumb and boring. Smogon banned Mega Lucario because Talonflame could beat it! Yeah, you heard it, Smogon is on Talonflame's side, so they banned something that it could beat instead of banning TALONFLAME ITSELF!

BAN TALONFLAME
BAN TALONFLAME
BAN TALONFLAME

Fuck this gay hawk ruining the metagame and making everything unplayable because of its priority Brave Bird. We should not let Smogon fascists and commie Talonflame command the metagame! No, i want to use cool Pokémon like Conkeldurr and Pinsir, but Talonflame just ruins EVERYTHING with Brave Bird!
I think we should do a petition so Smogon and Game Freak ban Talonflame from everything.

BAN TALONFLAME
BAN TALONFLAME
BAN TALONFLAME

Fucking fascist OU piece of shit falcon. Talonflame? More like Talonlame.

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goku v superman v9.1 shitposting evolved expansion pack
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Serious question. Can any Pokemon beat Madara Uchiha? Now, I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Madara. I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.