CG: CAN WE JUST GET A MOVE ON. PLEASE. I'LL LET GO AND TAKE MY FATE UP HERE IF YOU TAKE TOO LONG.
EB: just, give me a minute!
EB: i wanted to talk about something.
CG: NOW? OF ALL TIMES?
EB: ... am i still relevant to you?
CG: --WHAT?
EB: it's been three years.
CG: YEAH, A LITTLE HARD TO IGNORE THAT FACT.
EB: i mean, was i ever?
CG: JOHN COME ON. DON'T BE A MORON!
CG: NO WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK.
EB: i just want to know what i mean to you.
EB: i know it's kind of a dumb, whiny thing to think about, but it's kinda been eating at me.
CG: THAT'S NOT A MORONIC THING TO THINK, OR MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN AND OUT OF THAT MINDSET FOR A BIT, ESPECIALLY AT ONE POINT WHERE I WAS KIND OF ODDLY ALONE DESPITE THERE BEING COMPANY EVERYWHERE YOU TURNED.
CG: IT'S NOT WHINY EITHER, TRUST ME.
CG: YOU DID MEAN SOMETHING, THEN YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE, AND YEAH. I KIND OF FORGOT HOW YOU ACTED UNTIL I LOOKED AT OLD LOGS AND I DID MISS YOU.
EB: look.
EB: what i'm getting at is that i have been through hell and back trying to do things i thought the hero would do.
CG: ...
EB: and, you know what, i think i'm cool with being a fuckup.
CG: EGBERT.
EB: i think, had i found out a couple years ago that rose was gay or that vriska was actually as bad as you guys said she was, it would have been really frustrating for me!
CG: MMHM.
EB: because, hell, what kind of shitty hero doesn't get the girl, right?
EB: but i think i'm okay with my hero status being kinda askew.
EB: i guess what i'm saying is that
EB: if we all get out of this.
EB: how would you like dinner and a movie sometime?