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- 1/4
- >Come home from work.
- >Aww shit...flower bed is all torn up.
- >Garbage in the driveway.
- >You hear a noise coming from your trash cans.
- >"Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Dawk pwace nu smewl pwetty!"
- >Look inside.
- >It's the same fluffy pegasus stallion you chased away yesterday.
- >This time he was raiding your garbage and fell in.
- >You should just slam the lid on and send him to the dump.
- >Nah...trash collection isn't until Monday. He might escape.
- >You need to do something more drastic.
- >Fluffy pony looks up at you and cries.
- >"Fwuffy wook fow nummies! Fwuffy fawl get owwies! Hewp!"
- >He holds up his front legs, begging to be picked up.
- >Oh, you pick him up alright.
- >Grab fluffy by the mane...yank him out roughly.
- >"Owwwiiieee! Huwt! Huwt! Owwwiiee!"
- >Use your loudest, scariest voice;
- "What did I tell you yesterday!? Keep off my fucking lawn!"
- >Fluffy cries and thrashes his little legs.
- >"Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease stawp huwt fwuffy! Wet fwuffy down!"
- "Fuck no, bad fluffies who don't listen get punished!"
- 2/4
- >Carry crying pegasus to the back yard.
- >There's a little loop of wire hanging from the tree.
- >You've done this before.
- >Flip fluffy upside-down.
- >"Whhaaaa! Nu wike! Pwease wet fwuffy go!"
- >Slip the wire around his little fluffy balls.
- >Pull it tight...drop fluffy.
- >He falls, and stops with a hard *twang*.
- >Fluffy screams and thrashes, making it worse.
- >Leave him hanging by his balls.
- >Fluffy cries for help "Nu weave fwuffy! Pwivate pwace huwt! Whhhaaaaahhhh!!!"
- >Go inside.
- >Get some Icy-Hot from the cabinet.
- >Go back outside, fluffy is still screaming and crying.
- >"Fwuffy be good...fwuffy go 'way...pwease hewp!"
- >Smear Icy-Hot on his butthole.
- >Screaming intensifies.
- >"WHHHAAAAHHHH, Poopies pwace huwt! WHHAAAAAHHHH!!!"
- >Fluffy thrashes in pain.
- >Tiny wings flutter furiously...nothing happens.
- >Leave him there, clean up the garbage.
- >Fix the flowerbed.
- >Okay...done...that didn't take too long.
- >Fluffy cries for help...hoping you'll release him now that his mess is gone.
- >"Pwease, pwease wet fwuffy go...fwuffy be good."
- >Break a flexible stick off the tree.
- >Strip the leaves off.
- >"WHHaaaahhh! Pwease nu sowwee stick!"
- >Whip the shit out of fluffy, all over his little body.
- >About 24 whacks.
- >Fluffy hangs by his nuts, screaming and bleeding.
- >Go inside.
- >Have some spaghetti for dinner.
- 3/4
- Next morning.
- >Go outside to check on fluffy.
- >He's still hanging.
- >Exhausted, sobbing in horrible pain.
- >"Pwease...pwease hewp fwuffy...wet down...stawp owwies."
- >Pick up the stick, give him two dozen more whacks.
- >He screams and begs for your forgiveness.
- >That's enough...untie his nutsack.
- >Fluffy weeps in relief.
- >Filthy animal actually tries to hug you.
- >"Fank Mista...Mista stop owwies"
- >Smack him across the face.
- "Bad disgusting garbage fluffies like you don't get hugs."
- >Lift him by his sensitive ears.
- >Fluffy screams and flails.
- >"Nu mowe owwies pwease!"
- >Oh you're not done yet you little shit rat.
- >Smear another glob of Icy-Hot on his butthole.
- >"WHHAAA! Owwiee! Poopies pwace buwn!"
- >His fluffy nutsack is stretched twice its normal length.
- >Yank his nutsack tight, cram his nuts up his butthole.
- >Icy hot burns his already swollen nuts.
- >His sphincter tightens, squashing his nuts.
- >Fluffy squeals in pain, little legs thrash.
- >You're almost done with him.
- 4/4
- >Drop fluffy on his face.
- >"Owwwie! Whaaahhh!"
- >Tries to lick his horribly painful butthole & nutsack.
- >Kick him...he rolls off your lawn.
- "Now get the hell out of here and never come back."
- >The final insult.
- >Get last night's leftover spaghetti.
- >Put it on a plate...set it on your front steps.
- >Fluffy sees it...whimpers and cries in hunger.
- >"Pwease...pwease sketties fow fwuffy?"
- "I said get out of here or I'll hurt you even worse."
- >Fluffy is starving.
- >He was scavenging garbage before...and he's been hanging by his nutsack all night.
- >Perfect mental torture.
- >He gazes at the spaghetti as tears run down his fluffy face.
- >"Pwease...pwease sketties..."
- "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
- >You chase him and give him a painful whack with the stick.
- >Crying his eyes out, fluffy runs in terror.
- >It's been 2 months since he was your housepet.
- >2 months since you got sick of his shit.
- >2 months since your threw him out of your house.
- >He still hangs around, thinking this is his home.
- >This is the 5th time you've tortured him for coming back where he's not wanted.
- >At least he doesn't call you "Daddee" anymore.
- >Honestly, you're having more fun with him now than when he was your house-fluffy.
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