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Stray fluffy stallion

Sep 7th, 2012
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  1. 1/4
  2. >Come home from work.
  3. >Aww shit...flower bed is all torn up.
  4. >Garbage in the driveway.
  5. >You hear a noise coming from your trash cans.
  6. >"Hewp! Hewp fwuffy! Dawk pwace nu smewl pwetty!"
  7. >Look inside.
  8. >It's the same fluffy pegasus stallion you chased away yesterday.
  9. >This time he was raiding your garbage and fell in.
  10. >You should just slam the lid on and send him to the dump.
  11. >Nah...trash collection isn't until Monday. He might escape.
  12. >You need to do something more drastic.
  13.  
  14. >Fluffy pony looks up at you and cries.
  15. >"Fwuffy wook fow nummies! Fwuffy fawl get owwies! Hewp!"
  16. >He holds up his front legs, begging to be picked up.
  17. >Oh, you pick him up alright.
  18. >Grab fluffy by the mane...yank him out roughly.
  19. >"Owwwiiieee! Huwt! Huwt! Owwwiiee!"
  20. >Use your loudest, scariest voice;
  21. "What did I tell you yesterday!? Keep off my fucking lawn!"
  22. >Fluffy cries and thrashes his little legs.
  23. >"Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease stawp huwt fwuffy! Wet fwuffy down!"
  24. "Fuck no, bad fluffies who don't listen get punished!"
  25.  
  26. 2/4
  27. >Carry crying pegasus to the back yard.
  28. >There's a little loop of wire hanging from the tree.
  29. >You've done this before.
  30. >Flip fluffy upside-down.
  31. >"Whhaaaa! Nu wike! Pwease wet fwuffy go!"
  32. >Slip the wire around his little fluffy balls.
  33. >Pull it tight...drop fluffy.
  34. >He falls, and stops with a hard *twang*.
  35. >Fluffy screams and thrashes, making it worse.
  36. >Leave him hanging by his balls.
  37. >Fluffy cries for help "Nu weave fwuffy! Pwivate pwace huwt! Whhhaaaaahhhh!!!"
  38. >Go inside.
  39. >Get some Icy-Hot from the cabinet.
  40. >Go back outside, fluffy is still screaming and crying.
  41. >"Fwuffy be good...fwuffy go 'way...pwease hewp!"
  42. >Smear Icy-Hot on his butthole.
  43. >Screaming intensifies.
  44. >"WHHHAAAAHHHH, Poopies pwace huwt! WHHAAAAAHHHH!!!"
  45. >Fluffy thrashes in pain.
  46. >Tiny wings flutter furiously...nothing happens.
  47.  
  48. >Leave him there, clean up the garbage.
  49. >Fix the flowerbed.
  50. >Okay...done...that didn't take too long.
  51. >Fluffy cries for help...hoping you'll release him now that his mess is gone.
  52. >"Pwease, pwease wet fwuffy go...fwuffy be good."
  53. >Break a flexible stick off the tree.
  54. >Strip the leaves off.
  55. >"WHHaaaahhh! Pwease nu sowwee stick!"
  56. >Whip the shit out of fluffy, all over his little body.
  57. >About 24 whacks.
  58. >Fluffy hangs by his nuts, screaming and bleeding.
  59. >Go inside.
  60. >Have some spaghetti for dinner.
  61.  
  62. 3/4
  63. Next morning.
  64. >Go outside to check on fluffy.
  65. >He's still hanging.
  66. >Exhausted, sobbing in horrible pain.
  67. >"Pwease...pwease hewp fwuffy...wet down...stawp owwies."
  68. >Pick up the stick, give him two dozen more whacks.
  69. >He screams and begs for your forgiveness.
  70. >That's enough...untie his nutsack.
  71. >Fluffy weeps in relief.
  72. >Filthy animal actually tries to hug you.
  73. >"Fank Mista...Mista stop owwies"
  74. >Smack him across the face.
  75. "Bad disgusting garbage fluffies like you don't get hugs."
  76. >Lift him by his sensitive ears.
  77. >Fluffy screams and flails.
  78. >"Nu mowe owwies pwease!"
  79. >Oh you're not done yet you little shit rat.
  80. >Smear another glob of Icy-Hot on his butthole.
  81. >"WHHAAA! Owwiee! Poopies pwace buwn!"
  82. >His fluffy nutsack is stretched twice its normal length.
  83. >Yank his nutsack tight, cram his nuts up his butthole.
  84. >Icy hot burns his already swollen nuts.
  85. >His sphincter tightens, squashing his nuts.
  86. >Fluffy squeals in pain, little legs thrash.
  87. >You're almost done with him.
  88.  
  89. 4/4
  90. >Drop fluffy on his face.
  91. >"Owwwie! Whaaahhh!"
  92. >Tries to lick his horribly painful butthole & nutsack.
  93. >Kick him...he rolls off your lawn.
  94. "Now get the hell out of here and never come back."
  95. >The final insult.
  96. >Get last night's leftover spaghetti.
  97. >Put it on a plate...set it on your front steps.
  98. >Fluffy sees it...whimpers and cries in hunger.
  99. >"Pwease...pwease sketties fow fwuffy?"
  100. "I said get out of here or I'll hurt you even worse."
  101. >Fluffy is starving.
  102. >He was scavenging garbage before...and he's been hanging by his nutsack all night.
  103. >Perfect mental torture.
  104. >He gazes at the spaghetti as tears run down his fluffy face.
  105. >"Pwease...pwease sketties..."
  106. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
  107. >You chase him and give him a painful whack with the stick.
  108. >Crying his eyes out, fluffy runs in terror.
  109.  
  110. >It's been 2 months since he was your housepet.
  111. >2 months since you got sick of his shit.
  112. >2 months since your threw him out of your house.
  113. >He still hangs around, thinking this is his home.
  114. >This is the 5th time you've tortured him for coming back where he's not wanted.
  115. >At least he doesn't call you "Daddee" anymore.
  116. >Honestly, you're having more fun with him now than when he was your house-fluffy.
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