With a Little Help: Part 2, Cloudsdale Calamity

Part 2

>Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
>Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
>Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
>As you're eating some brand-less cereal you hear something outside
>Sounds like counting
>Ignore it until it grates on your nerves
>Put on shoes to go outside, but notice a note in one of them
>It reads:
>"Sorry for yesterday Anon, as an extra apology I've fixed up your shoes."
>"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
>When did she do that?
>You decide it doesn't matter and definitely won't be relevant to any potential hyjinks today.
>Go outside
>Rainbow Dash is counting
>"67, 68, 69..."
>Fluttershy is doing wing push ups on a mat
>Shes dressed up to work out
What are you doing?
>"Oh darn it Anon! You made me lose count!"
>It didn't seem to matter, because Fluttershy got wingboners the second she saw you
>She falls on her face mid wing-up
>"Anyway, she's training. Fluttershy work on some stretches."
>Yellow pone nods and begins stretching
For what, and why outside my house?
>Fluttershy is now trying to stretch seductively, and speaks up
>"For an um special event Anon...and also for another one with you...you'll have reach and I'll have flexibility..."
>Real subtle pass there....
>She was distracted thinking about you and got her limbs tangled
>Rainbow Dash sighs and helps untangle Fluttershy
>"You'll see. Also I'm trying to help her win you over, Anon."
Well that was blunt. Why?
>"What do you mean why? My best friend wants a coltfriend and I'm there to support her in getting one."
>This isn't going to end well, you just know it
>Decide it's nothing to get worked up over
>Go work at Sweet Apple Acres for 4 hours
>Head home to still see them training...no
>They're there, but Fluttershy is out of her workout getup
>And they both seem to have been waiting for you
>You notice a huge cloud is above your house
Okay whatever you're planning you two aren't hiding it well en-!
>Before you can finish you're being lifted by the both of them into the cloud
>Some awkward struggling and hooves touching your ass later...
>You're deposited inside the cloud and it lets out a loud pomf~ sound
>It's hollowed out and very roomy inside
>Feels weird
>Wait...how are you?....The shoes...
>Fucking Twilight
>Fluttershy floats down onto you with a blush
>"Anon would you like to have sex like a pegasus?"
No, you know this attempt wouldn't work right?
>She nods a little sheepishly
>Get her off of you
So then why are you doing this?
>She mumbles
Speak up
>"It's to...*mumblemumble*"
>Sigh
>Lean in closer
>"It's to distract you.."
>Notice Rainbow isn't inside the cloud with you
For what?
>She pecks your cheek
>Move away from her
>"Uh well for that,if that's okay with you..."
>"And um....so we can get you to..*mumble*"
Where?
>"Cloudsdale."
We're moving?!
>She nods nervously
>"S-sorry.."
>Poke your head out of the cloud to see Dash pushing the cloud toward something
>"The trip is going to take a while Anon are you sure y-"
No!
>She squeaks
>Spend the rest of the trip in awkward silence
>Arrive at Cloudsdale
>It's beautiful
>Still pissed off though
I'm not going along with whatever you want from me here.
>Rainbow looks equally pissed
>At you.
>"You should be glad she does anything for you!"
>"She tries hard to please you everyday and all you do is treat her like dirt!"
>Oh so now you're the bad guy
That's not fair! She can stop whenever she wants, and I rejected nicely before. I'm not interested!
>Dash doesn't relent though
>"She's a good pony, and she's pretty. What do you want from her?"
>Fluttershy looks embarrassed at the praise
>She blushes, but looks at you with a small smile
>Roll your eyes
>"It's not like you have a choice anyway. If you want to leave Cloudsdale and not get lost.."
>Dash grins smugly
>"You'll have to stick with us."
>Throw your arms up in defeat
>Fluttershy gives you an apologetic look
>"It's okay Anon, we still have time before the special event so we can give you a tour."
>"If you wouldn't mind of course.."
>Part of you wants to take off these shoes and become a spot on the pavement far below
>Not that desperate yet...may as well go along with it for now
>Some time later you're getting a tour of the weather factory
>Local ponies are freaked out by you
>Some senior weather factory worker rubs his eyes
>"Why is there a monkey in here?"
>Probably didn't mean to be rude, and is senile
>Rainbow Dash gasps and nudges Fluttershy
>"Now's your chance to defend Anon's honor!"
>Fluttershy looks as confused as you are
>"He dissed your guy, challenge that pony and show Anon your dedication and tenacity!"
>"H-how Rainbow?"
Seriously, it's not a big d-
>"Shut up, Anon"
Love you too Dash
>"How about a...rap battle?"
>What.
>Rainbow Dash pushes Fluttershy into the Old Worker Pony
>"Huh?" He says
>Fluttershy tries to look confident muttering something about being assertive
>And so begins the worst rap battle in history
Why a rap battle?
>Dash nudges your side
>"Because she's bound to win this. The old pony won't know what hit him."
>First 60 seconds is nothing but "Uh" and "Um" from one side and "Huh" and "What" from the other.
>Finally Fluttershy gets something out
>"Hey!...um *mumble* that's not very nice..."
>"If y-you want to live to 100 let me give you some advice."
>She pauses for a second and adds
>"If that's alright with you of course.."
>Rainbow Dash puts a hoof to her face
>Not sure if funny or embarrassing to watch
>"It's very rude to call my...Anon...a monkey"
>"He's actually smart and very..uh......hunky?"
>"Ummmmm"
>You feel like burying your face in the clouds
>This is painful
>"If you say anything mean again, you better watch your back"
>"Cause next time it's your face I'll smack."
>She kicks her hoof nervously
>"Well not really that...would be mean, but you know...so um..yeah"
>The old pony didn't seem to pay attention
>Then he perks up suddenly
>"Eh? Rap battle? Don't mind if I do!"
>Clears his throat
>Here we go
>"I don't even know what you youngans are yapping about"
>"But If it's a rap battle you want, you may as well just walkout."
>"Hey, aren't you the filly who could hardly fly?"
>"Well now I'm gonna give you something that will really make you cry."
>"You're a weakling it's true, nopony denies it too"
>"Heck, you give a whole 'nother definition to 'Yellow Belly'
>"Throughout my life I've had tons of mares, you jelly?"
>"You can't compete with me! At the end of the day you're still a little filly who can't get any willy."
>He then falls asleep
>10 minutes
>She cried for 10 minutes after that
>We had to escort Fluttershy out of the factory while everyone watched
>I pat Yellow Quiet's head and she smiles a little after that
>Rainbow Dash then turns to the both of you
>"It's time for the special event."
>Sigh
Stop calling it that. What is this event?
>"Be patient and you'll find out."
>Some wandering around Cloudsdale later and you're at the Colosseum.
>"Fluttershy's going to be competing in the Cloudsdale Derby."
>Fluttershy nods
>"I'll....I'll win for you anon!"
>You laugh so hard your sides are gone
It's not my fetish...
>"It's not about a fetish this time you dolt!"
>Get a hoof to the stomach
>Dash then puts a reassuring hoof around Fluttershy
>"Don't worry once you win he'll realize what hes missing."
>Fluttershy enters her name and goes off with the other competitors
>Dash and you get seated on the cloud bleachers
>"Oh! I almost forgot! I'll be right back!"
>Dash flies off
>Shrug
>This might not be so bad after all
>You get to see her lose badly, and then go home
>Everything is going better than expected
>Dash comes back with some peanuts and refreshments
>Both of you chow down
>Race is about to start
Heheh this should be good
>"You should want her to win. I betted with your money."
>Check your back pocket
>Remember your ass being touched when forced into that cloud
>Your wallet is gone
>Where was she even hiding it?!
>Ah crap
How much?
>"What?"
How much did you bet?!
>"Well everything in your wallet...and an IOU for an extra 1000 bits."
>Seriously what?
>You feel your eyes twitch
>Race begins
>Fluttershy is the only pony not in the proper starting position
>She's shaking like a leaf
>Lap 1 starts and she's left in the dust by all the others
>She twirls around comically and then finally sets off
>Well it was nice knowing you money
>After some time she seems to be trying
>She's in the second to last place
>Lap 2
>Shes in last place now
>Dash looks at you
>"She needs you, Anon."
>"Say you believe in her, show her your support!"
>But you don't believe in her
>Oh well may as well right?
I believe in you Fluttershy! You can do it!
>She seems to have heard you and turns to you with a twinkle in her eye
>She sets off incredibly fast and is gaining on the third place pegasus
>Under your breath you sarcastically add
Also you winning is totally my fetish...heh
>Beyond all reason Fluttershy seems to have heard that
>She blushes like crazy and squees loudly
>She speeds up even more, and flies at the speed of KENYANS
>She wins the race in first place
>You actually cheer
>Time to get your bits
>After collecting your bits Fluttershy approaches you bashfully
>You're actually happy to see her
>You pick her up to your face and hug her
>"Eep!"
You did great out there!
>She returns your hug and then flutters in place
>"Thanks Anon, it was all for you..."
>She smiles sweetly
>You notice shes actually a bit cute
>You stare at each other for a while
>She moves in to kiss you
>You don't stop her, you're a bit distracted
>But you don't exactly mind either
>"Oh just kiss already, you two!"
>Suddenly realize what's about to happen
>Move away
Ugh, yeah, not happening
>Rainbow looks about ready to throw you off of Cloudsdale
>"Are you serious!?"
>She glares
>"She did everything right!"
>"She stood up for you, she won a race for you, you got bits because of her!"
>She gets a look of fire in her eyes
>"If we can't appeal to you then I'll beat it out of you!"
>"She doesn't deserve your rejections!"
>Fluttershy tries to stop Rainbow but the enraged Rainbow Pone does not hear her
>Back away
>Raise your fists to defend yourself
>Dash suddenly feels a hoof tap her from behind
>It's her manager on vacation
>Asks her why she's not taking care of the weather back at Ponyville
>She seems shocked and comes up with a bunch of excuses
>Manager pone isn't hearing it and they fly off to Ponyville together
>Great how do you get back?
>Fluttershy taps your leg
>"H-hop on, please."
>She motions you to get on her back
>Reluctantly do so
>Somehow not crushing her
>Fly off towards Ponyville
>"Anon..."
Yes?
>"Me winning the race isn't really your fetish...is it?"
>She looks really sad
No, Fluttershy
>After a few moments
But you did great.
>You can see her smile a little now
>"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
>Finally arrive at your house
>Get off of her
>She looks a little disappointed that you're no longer riding her
>The weirdo
>"Hey Anon?"
Whaaaaat?
>"I'm not giving up."
You will, someday
>She's not paying attention anymore and is staring at your crotch
>Close door on her
>Fucking Fluttershy
>If Twilight and Rainbow can't get you to like her what hope does she have?
>Glad that tomorrow will just be same ol' Fluttershy and no more surprises
>You hope