gonna voice this later

I've come to make an announcement: Red is a bitch-ass motherfucker who memed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took out his human fuckin' edge-laden Arc Slayer out, and he memed on my fucking wife. And he said his Arc Slayer was "THIS BIG," and I said, "That's disgusting!"
So I'm making a callout post on my Discord-gee-gee-dot-gee-ay: Red, you got a small Arc Slayer. It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what MY Arc Slayer looks like. *explosion noises* That's right, baby: All MD, no edge, no physical. Look at that, it looks like two ults and a wheelchair.
He memed my wife, so guess what? I'M GONNA MEME THE EARTH. That's right, that's what you get: MY SUPER EXPLOSION MEME! Except I'm not gonna meme on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M MEMEING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Lynn?! I memed on THE MOON, you IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the rest of my GSI resssssolves and hits the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I meme on you too.