Unforeseen Consequences - Neverending dissapointment(pt.33)

>Discord snaps his talons making the yellow pony freeze in place, as creepy as it was looking everything being frozen in time, you seriously need to ask that asshole how to do that without fainting…
>Or maybe not, you don’t trust his assholish behavior and you already had Moondancer for that kind of things.
>Discord turns to you and gives you a menacing glare “Ok Anon, remember to act nice and cute because if you don’t…” He slides one of his talons across his neck, obviously you got that he wasn’t fucking around
>You step back in fright but quickly regain your composure
“O-ok! I get it a-already! Sheesh calm down! I’m not some kind of loser who spent his entire life watching cartoons and playing videogames, I know how to act with a lady.”
>This answer seemed to please Discord since he nods and snaps his talon, making everything go back to normality
>Discord turns to the yellow mare and offers her a big and warm smile “Who else but your best friend!”
>Holy fuck, that tone… he actually didn’t sound like a jerk this time
>The yellow mare gets confused by Discord’s words and replies in a soft and shy voice ”Huh? But Rarity is already here”
>Just from his expression you can definitely tell that Discord’s heart was being torn apart, but he fakes a bigger smile and speaks again in a friendly voice “F-Fluttershy, is me! Discord!”
>Discord’s tail snaps out of his body without the yellow mare noticing, it start crawling towards you and makes you a gesture to start walking towards the door
>So this is Fluttershy huh? Well she’s not bad looking
>The mare quickly realizes her mistake as she fully opens the door ”O-Oh! Hi Discord… ummm” She looks away still slightly confused “what brings you here?”
>You growl and obey the tail, is not like you had an option.
>”Well, I thought of visiting my very best friend which is you of course” You see Discord snap his talons, making confetti appear in your spot “So she could met my niece which also happens to be Princess Luna and Celestia’s new son!”
>Both you and Fluttershy stare at each other in silence until the tail slaps you in the back of your head
“Agh! Now what did I do?!”
>You look at Discord who was looking at you with an annoyed glare, then you look at Fluttershy who was looking at you, completely confused about what was going on
>Ooooooh, yeah… you have to introduce yourself
“Eh, whatever… Hi I’m Anon… uh nice to meet you”
>You look at Discord who slaps his face with his paw
“I mean…”
>You clear your throat and change your tone to a much more enthusiastic one
“Hi! My name is Anon! Is a pleasure to meet you Miss Fluttershy!”
>Fluttershy slowly opens the door and walks towards you “Ummm… excuse me for asking, but is it true that you are the son of the Princesses?” she asks with a soft and gentle voice… that was actually so soft that you could barely hear it
>But nonetheless you keep your cheerful act
“That is correct Miss Fluttershy! Luna and Celestia are my moms but how did you know that?”
>Fluttershy looks at Discord then at you ”Well… do you know who Princess Twilight is, right?”
>Twilight? Of course, she was the sexiest, most intelligent horse you’ve ever seen in your fucking life, oh man the things that you would do to that purple ass of her, she wouldn’t be able to walk for a whole week after you were done with her…
“Yup! She’s nice!”
>”I know, she’s such a good friend… but well… she kind of told her closest friends, which luckily I’m part of, about what the princesses told her about you” Fluttershy looks around searching for something ”If I is not rude, can I ask you a tiny question?”
“Sure! Ask away”
>Fluttershy looks at Discord and raises an eyebrow, then she turns to you and gives you a kind smile “I’m mostly just curious, but I really, really need to ask you this… ummm… Anon… Where are your parents?
“Well, I came to Ponyville with my mom Luna and then this gentle… chaotic being invited me here so I could meet the nicest pony that there is”
>A thunder is heard when you finish your sentence and some wind start to pick up, the three of you turn to see the source of it…
>Holy shit, the clouds above Ponyville were now looking like a pocket hurricane… was this Luna’s work?
>Fluttershy seems to think the same thing as you when she turns to Discord and wraps you under her wing “And does she know where you are right now?” She was raising her volume and the tone of her voice was now stern instead of gentle.
>You couldn’t see her face but judging by Discord’s reaction, you could really tell that his plan was backfiring hard
>You open your mouth to reply to this yellow and soft horse but you get interrupted by a now crumbling Discord
>He was really sweating bullets and nervously tapping his talons with his paw ”Erm… Fluttershy I don’t think that’s necessary”
>Fluttershy stomps her right hoof and replies to Discord like if she was scolding him ”Excuse me Discord, but I asked Anon a question, and is very rude to interrupt somepony when they are about to talk, don’t you think?”
>Discord raises his finger to object “But-“
>”Don’t you?” Fluttershy raises her voice making him shut up
>OOOOOOOH ! Discord the spirit of chaos is the little bitch of this mare! Jesus Christ you were trying your best to not laugh at him, not because that would look bad on you but because Discord would probably kill you later if you did.
>Fluttershy then turns to you and gives you a bright and kind smile along with her gently stroking your mane ”Ok Anon, don’t be afraid please, but I need you to tell me if your mommy knows where you are”
>You were taken aback by this, you never expected that this mare… a friend of Discord could be this nice, almost like Luna… almost, no one can compare to that loving blue horse.
>You shake your head and return the smile with a big and naïve one of your own
“Nope! I don’t think she only knows that Discord took me away so I could meet you!”
>When you finalize your sentence you turn at Discord and give him an evil grin
>”I see… Discord could you please go and tell Princess Luna that Anon is with me in my house?” Fluttershy was now a little angry but she still kept the stern tone in her voice
>Discord raises his talon in protest ”Bu-“
>”Now, Discord!” But Fluttershy explodes at him making him shut up again
>Discord lowers his head in defeat “Okay”
>Discord snaps his talons, making everything stop in time again
>He glares at you with a death stare and speaks with a very deep voice ”Anon, what was that all about?”
>Oh shit, oh shit, he was fucking mad, dude… but you can do this, don’t puss out, be a man and talk some sense into him. Relax Anon, he can’t do anything to you now that his master knows that you exist.
>You gulp and offer him a sly smile
“I was just doing what you told me to do: Being nice and cute, is not my fault that you blew it over by not thinking about the consequences of your actions. Did you seriously think that YOU coming over with a random kid would make her fall for you? That’s not how women work, especially since you don’t seem like a very reliable guy.”
>Discord explodes in flames “DON’T YOU DARE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! I CAN’T TRANSFORM YOU INTO A BLUE SALAD RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!” his voice was almost deafening and made even the air shake from the sheer power
>But this wasn’t the time to be a fucking pussy, so you gulp and stand firm in your place
“Listen, you and I both know that what you are saying simply ain’t gonna happen! Fluttershy already knows who I am and if she got wind about what you did then I bet that she wouldn’t be too happy with you, would she?”
>Discord narrows his eyes and again yells in that earth shattering voice, this time growing the size of a skyscraper “ARE YOU TRYING TO BRING FLUTTERSHY INTO THIS?!”
>Ok, she’s important to him, veeery important, so maybe you can bluff even harder and take the win this time
>You shake your head and yell back
“No, you already did! Accept it Discord, you blew it up and it was no one fault but yours! She already knows who I am and what I look like! What would she think if I suddenly disappeared and Luna and Celestia came in asking questions about where did I go! What would the elements of harmony would do to you if they knew about what you did to me!”
>Discord roars at this and stomps the ground in defeat “IS NOT FAAAAIR! IS NOT FAIR! IS NOT FAIR!”
>You don’t know what the fuck the elements of harmony actually are other than they are important and that they are ponies for some reason, you don’t know if Twilight could actually stand her ground against him, you do not know if Luna and Celestia in reality would come to Fluttershy to ask questions if you disappeared.
>You didn’t know shit about what you were yelling at him, the answers to those questions were a mystery to you, but that doesn’t matter… what matters it’s that thanks to your massive bluffing… You made Discord lose.
>Discord shrinks down to his normal size and crosses his arm taking a deep breath “You are not fun” He says with an offended voice as he looks away
>You give him an arrogant grin and give him a wink
“Don’t be like that, listen, I’ll stay with this Fluttershy while you go and bring Luna here. In the meantime I swear that I’ll do my best to keep her happy and maybe even thrown a few good words about you so you can still have a chance with her, what do you say?”
>Discord opens his eyes and looks at you with disdain “Do you really think that I think about Fluttershy like that? Hmph! It seems that humans are just as dumb as ponies!”
>You roll your eyes but still keep the smugness
“Well, that doesn’t mean that she’s not important to you… does it?”
>Discord teleports towards stopping very close to you, he grabs you before you could even react and narrows his eyes “Careful Anon, you are stepping into dangerous territory, you might have won this time, but you better don’t overdo it”
>You gulp and just limit to frantically nod
>Discord gives you a very creepy and evil grin “I like that idea about talking good things about me to Fluttershy, so you can do that, no better yet, you MUST do that, understand?”
>You frantically nod again
>”Goood” he pats your head, but more like patting it was more like he was hitting you “Now, enjoy your victory Anon, but don’t get too overconfident… it just means that I’ll have to step up my game”
>Those words makes a chill go down your spine
“W-wait D-Discord, you don’t have to take personal, you kn-“
>”Ta-Ta Anon, see ya soon, boyo!” Discord snaps his talons and teleports with an evil cackle. The moment he disappears everything goes back to normal
>”… And you better-! Huh? Where did he go?” Fluttershy looks around confused
“Probably to do what he
>You were still scared about Discord’s threat but you suddenly feel a nice rub in the back of you head
>You can hear Fluttershy gently whispering into your ear ”Relax Anon, that big meanie is not here anymore and your mommy is on the way, so why not you come in so you can have relax in the meantime? Some friends came by and they are some of the nicest ponies you’ll ever meet and well, I guess ton also the nicest dragon you’ll ever meet” she giggles at that last sentence
>That makes you snap back to reality, yooooooo did she just said what you think she said?
“A… dragon?”
>”Oh yes…” Fluttershy gently strokes your mane “but don’t worry, Spike is not a big, bad and fearsome dragon like most, he’s a little and cute baby dragon who just loves to help”
>Who cares, if it’s just a baby! She’s talking about a motherfucking dragon, yo! Your long life dream is finally at grasp! Taming a motherfucking dragon so when it grows up, you can fucking ride that motherfucker so he can eat your enemies while the neverending story theme blast in the distance!
>Fluttershy gets curious at your reaction but she still finds it adorable ”Oh my, have you never seen a dragon?”
>You frantically shake your head
“Nope! But I have always, always wanted to see one!”
>Fluttershy giggles at your excitement and gives you a gently pat on the head “Well, why you don’t come in, then?”
“Alright, I like that idea!”
>Fluttershy opens the door to her house; you immediately take the invitation and enter the little cottage.
>Well, it was humble… but really nice and cozy, the whole house gave you the feeling that Fluttershy really was a nice person… err pony…
>She was Twilight’s friend right? And so was Applejack… not only Twilight was the sexiest pony that there is, but she also had some really great persons as her friends
>”Fluttershy, darling, that took you an awful long time, who was it and what did he wanted?” That voice sounded very classy and regal
>”Oh don’t be such a drama queen, sis! She was only out for like 10 minutes!” In juxtaposition to that squeaky and young voice.
>You turn around and see two unicorns, a mare and a filly sitting at a table
>Both had a coat as white as the snow, the filly had a mane that was one half purple and the other pink, her green eyes were fairly beautiful… pretty cute to be honest, but what got your attention was the mare
>Jesus Christ she was hotter than Twilight, her purple mane was very stylized, her eyes were like two blue gems… overall she was absolutely beautiful, like an angel that fell to Earth.
>The white mare looks at you with confusion and curiosity “And who might you be little one?”
“I-I’m Anon”
>”Don’t worry Rarity, he’s with me” Fluttershy interrupts you as she closes the door
>Rarity? Well it certainly is a rarity to find someone as hot as her.
>”Fluttershy? What happened? Who’s this colt? Who was at the door?” Rarity asks with concern
>”Discord…”Fluttershy says with some annoyance
>”Oh, I see” Rarity and the little filly speaks in unison as both of them roll their eyes
>Fluttershy sighs ”Is a long story, but I hope that you don’t mind if Anon join us while he waits for his mommy to pick him up”
>Both mares at the table shake their head “Of course not, say Anon why you don’t take a seat?” Rarity uses her magic to pull out a chair for you
>”Yeah, we are waiting for Spike to finish baking muffins!” The filly exclaims with tons of excitement in her voice as her tail swift from right to left in a rapid motion… ok, she’s cute you will admit that much
>”Oh! Speaking of that, I’ll go and help him! Please feel at home while you wait for your mommy” Fluttershy excuses herself and steps out the room
>Oh fuck yeah! The dragon knows how to cook, so that means that it can be tamed! YES!
>Ok dude, you know that unless she’s secretly a nymphomaniac which you really hope she is, you really don’t stand a chance with this angel, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t charm her…
“That sounds lovely, thank you Miss Rarity”
>You walk towards the chair and take your seat, pulling you closer to the table using your magic
>”Oh it will be my pleasure, but please, call me Rarity” Those eyes dude, she’s smoking hot
“Thank you, Rarity and…”
>You turn to the filly and give her a polite smile
“I’m sorry for not introducing myself properly; my name is Anon a pleasure to meet you”
>The little filly smiles and slightly blushes “My name is Sweetie Belle, and this is my sister Rarity… a pleasure to meet you too”
>”Hmmm… Discord and Anon” Rarity rubs her chin thinking hard about something
>”What is it, sis?” Sweetie Belle turns to her sister and asks with curiosity
>Rarity leans forward… unf, she was so fucking hot that you could barely resist her beauty ”Pardon me for being this direct, but tell me, are you the same Anon that was adopted by the Princesses?”
>That in turn peaks your curiosity, there’s only one way that she could know about that
“The very same… and well, I will have to apologize too for my lack of manners, but are you Twilight’s friend perchance?”
>Rarity nods “Indeed I am, and yes, Twilight told us about you… but I have to admit that I knew about you before that”
“Now you have my curiosity, please tell, how-”
>”Rarity loves Feather Dust’s column and she had a biiiiiiiig article about you!” Sweetie Belle interrupts her sister and looks at you with a big grin
>Ohhhhhh that’s right, you forgot about those fucking journos.
>You put your hoof in your forehead and sigh
>Rarity turns to her sister and gently scolds her ”Sweetie Belle! You know that is rude to interrupt somepony else when they are speaking!”
>Sweetie Belle lowers her head in shame ”I’m sorry sis”
>Awwww that actually made you felt bad
>You turn to the little filly and give her a reassuring smile
“Is not problem at all, really…” You notice that she blushed from this but you ignore that and shift your attention to Rarity “but I have to ask, what did that Feather Dust wrote about me?”
>Rarity waves her hoof dismissively ”Oh nothing, just that you were rude, uncouth, bad mouthed and overall a nasty colt, but to be fair, I find it hard to believe after I met you”
“Well, eh”
>You sigh, you can’t lie to this angel and her little sister
“I have to admit that is not a complete lie, I did tell her some nasty stuff, but in my defense it was because she told my mom Luna such horrible things that she was on the verge of tears, and I simply couldn’t take that.”
>”Really? Sweetie Belle quickly reacts with anger and indignation “That Feather Dust sounds like a really bad pony! What kind of things did you tell her?”
>”Sweetie Belle!” Rarity snaps back at her sister making her drop her head again “Well Anon, I can tell that your heart was in the right place, you defended the one you love but you must understand that that behavior is not adequate for a gentlecolt like I’m sure your moms wants you to be, there are better and more elegant ways to tell somepony to scram, being nasty will only reduce you to their level”
>Oh man, it was the same thing that Celestia told you about the two fillies…. Egh whatever, dude
>You nod and sigh
“Yeah, my mom Celestia told me the same thing, and I know it was wrong, I guess that I really have to get better with that kind of thing because I’m sure that she will be back, or at least that’s what Blueblood told me”
>Rarity immediately cringes and makes a disgusted expression with her hooves ”EWWWWWW DON’T SAY THAT NAME PLEASE!”
>Well, is not like that wasn’t a natural reaction to whoever met that asshole but still…
“I take that you have the displeasure of being acquainted with him”
>Rarity rests her head on her hoof and sighs annoyed “Yes… please, do not talk about him”
>Sweetie Belle giggles at this “But you were soooooooo into him”
>Rarity rolls her eyes and growls. You in turn look at Sweetie Belle with a playful smile
“But then she actually met him, trust me, Blueblood is one of the biggest jerks I’ve ever met, he even tried to smack me once”
>Both sisters gasps at this “He tried what?!” they ask in unison
>You nod, not really pleased at the memory
“Yeah, luckily a little bat filly named Cherrywood saved me from that and scared him away, I really owe her big time for what she did”
>Sweetie Belle can’t help but laugh at this “Wow Anon, you were saved by a filly? Really?”
“Yup, I’m not ashamed, quite the contrary, I’m very thankful to her for that”
>”As anypony with manners should be” Rarity finalizes with a small glare to her sister
>Fluttershy steps out from the kitchen bringing with her a big plate with muffins on it
>”Muffins are ready!”
>”Yay!” Both sisters clap with their hooves
>”And I also made some tea!” You hear a young and raspy voice coming out from the kitchen
>Could it be? Was that the motherfucking dragon?
>”You sure that you don’t need any help with that, Spike?” Fluttershy replies back
>”Nope! I’ve got it covered!” The raspy voice answers
>Spike was the name of the dragon! OH YES! OH THANK YOU GOD! YOU WERE FINALLY GOING TO SEE A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, SON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geVYIHOat5o
>You could hear the theme of the neverending story playing in your head, everything in the room fades away as you focus your attention on the kitchen door
>Holy shit this was the best day of your fucking life! You were going to have a fucking feast with an angel, a cute little girl a nice mare and a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, SON!
>You see something coming out from the kitchen, you lean forward in excitement
>All this years they called you a fucking weirdo for dreaming about this! Who’s laughing now Eddie Stewart! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>You can hear some shuffling coming out from the kitchen, surely the “baby” dragon was doing dragon stuff in there, or he was just too big and badass to be confined to a mere kitchen
 >”Are you sure that you don’t want any help, Spikey-whickey?” Rarity asks with concern
>What are you talking about bitch!? HE’S A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON, HE DOESN’T NEED ANY HELP!
>”Nah, I was just cleaning something” the motherfucking dragon answers to the angel
>NEVERENDING STORY, AAAAAAAAH, you were going to ride that fucking dragon and conquer the skies and the earth, you were going to fight the dream eater, you were…
>”Ok, here it is!” a purple mutated lizard with a pink apron comes out of the kitchen and puts a tea pot on the table along with some cups and some sugar.
>*record scratch*
>GOING TO PUNCH A FUCKING DOLPHIN IN THE DICK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PURPLE SALAMADER DOING HERE! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DRAGON!
>”Oh Spike, you are the most helpful dragon I’ve ever met” Rarity scratches the lizard’s head as he blushes and smiles like a little bitch
>THAT LITTLE SHIT IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON?! NO, NO NONONONONONO! YOU WERE SCAMMED! THIS CANNOT BE! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! NOOOOOOOOOO!
>”Awww thanks Rarity!”  The fucking asshole smiles sheepishly as he enjoys Rarity’s care
>He didn’t even have wings! And Look at him! He’s such a fucking wimp that you can’t ride him like if he was Godzilla! No, forget about Godzilla, fucking Yoshi was more badass than this shitty parody of a dragon!
>You lower your head, a feeling of sadness and despair like you’ve never felt before was overwhelming, you can feel a hole in your guts and part of your heart dying.
>You muster some words that no one but you can hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
“…I just wanted a motherfucking dragon, yo….”