Harpy Cries At Dinosaurs, also Cornwind Is Here

DurianDinosaur: i've been keeping this space chat alive

DurianDinosaur: with everyone else

DurianDinosaur: but now it is time for harpy screams at dinos 2: lost boogaloo

DurianDinosaur: sir?

DurianDinosaur: SIR

DurianDinosaur: DUDE WITH THE GOATEE

DurianDinosaur: DON'T I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM JP1?!?

DurianDinosaur: "thank you geoffrey"

DurianDinosaur: IVEL SPOTTED

DurianDinosaur: also i'm having paella

DurianDinosaur: paella is great

DurianDinosaur: unless you hate/are allergic to seafood

DurianDinosaur: i love me some tea sandwiches!!!

DurianDinosaur: "DON'T WANDER OFF ALSO AREN'T PRAWNS YOUR FAVORITE?" "no and no"

DurianDinosaur: that girl is me

DurianDinosaur: and the mom is my mom

DurianDinosaur: thats

DurianDinosaur: a lot of delicious food

DurianDinosaur: also uh now would be a great time to scream kid

DurianDinosaur: (please don't hurt mini me)

DurianDinosaur: Ian's BACK BAYBEEE

DurianDinosaur: "my death was retconned so i can be cool ;D "

DurianDinosaur: this new dude

DurianDinosaur: just exudes chaotic dude energy

DurianDinosaur: if anybody did that to me i would try to say

DurianDinosaur: as politely as i could

DurianDinosaur: "fuck off"

DurianDinosaur: wow these trivia things even include whatever the fuck is playing on piano

DurianDinosaur: piano sonata no 8 in c minor

DurianDinosaur: THE KIDS ARE BACK

DurianDinosaur: MUH KIDS

DurianDinosaur: w

DurianDinosaur: wait hold on a fucking second

DurianDinosaur: >nondisclosure agreement

DurianDinosaur: >violated and then later the offended went and covered up shit

DurianDinosaur: i'm sorry

DurianDinosaur: are you really going to pull lawyer bullshit when people fucking DIED

DurianDinosaur: and sue him over it?

DurianDinosaur: excuse me?

DurianDinosaur: please get eaten by a spinosaur in the near future

DurianDinosaur: love, mari

DurianDinosaur: >fucking inGen

DurianDinosaur: i'll bruttally kick your ass next year, fuckers

DurianDinosaur: also i'll steal your dinosaur

DurianDinosaur: THE DINO WILL BE A PLANESWARDEN AND DRINK BOOZE AND HAVE HOOKERS

DurianDinosaur: DINOSAUR HOOKERS

DurianDinosaur: *spoiling plans for 2019 already, oh no*

DurianDinosaur: "Careful. this suit cost more than your education."

DurianDinosaur: #1 on my hitlist. if he doesn't die or is set up for failure by the end i am calling bullshit

DurianDinosaur: hammond?

DurianDinosaur: hammond

DurianDinosaur: i know you dig the living fossil record but

DurianDinosaur: why

DurianDinosaur: >who are you trying to con into this

DurianDinosaur: oh my god

DurianDinosaur: i'm so with ian on this one

DurianDinosaur: my soul hurts so bad

DurianDinosaur: >sarah

DurianDinosaur: oh GOD NOT SARAH

DurianDinosaur: SARAH NOOOO

DurianDinosaur: "you sent my girlfriend to the island"

DurianDinosaur: "alone?"

DurianDinosaur: MOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEERFUCKER

DurianDinosaur: this is the most painful prologue to sit through after watching JP1 just two days ago

DurianDinosaur: absolutely painful

DurianDinosaur: DEJA VU, I HAVE BEEN IN THIS THING BEFORE

DurianDinosaur: HIGHER ON THE BEACH

DurianDinosaur: here we have our victims and-

DurianDinosaur: hi kid!

DurianDinosaur: "i don't even know this woman. she doesn't even have Sega! what a troglodyte"

DurianDinosaur: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DurianDinosaur: SICK BURNS

DurianDinosaur: oh

DurianDinosaur: man

DurianDinosaur: dad problems

DurianDinosaur: bad dad issues

DurianDinosaur: THE FIVE DEATHS

DurianDinosaur: please don't kill all my favorites

DurianDinosaur: kill the lawyer

DurianDinosaur: I AM A STEGOSAURUS :D

DurianDinosaur: "you would have stopped me from coming if i told you" "i would have tied you to the bed"

DurianDinosaur: kinky.

DurianDinosaur: nerd sarah is A NEEERD

DurianDinosaur: sarah with the clap backs

DurianDinosaur: damn

DurianDinosaur: sarah is probably telling ian in a not subtle way

DurianDinosaur: "fuck off please visit more often you piece of garbo"

DurianDinosaur: i'd get fed up with that real quick

DurianDinosaur: then again i'm clingy as fuck so...

DurianDinosaur: "i love you but i just don't need you right now"

DurianDinosaur: stone cold

DurianDinosaur: "why would hammond send two teams?"

DurianDinosaur: the pillaging begins.

DurianDinosaur: and so the deaths began.

DurianDinosaur: >a male tyranosaur

DurianDinosaur: i

DurianDinosaur: *facepalms*

DurianDinosaur: not much to say aside from "it will scavenge your sandwiches" and "i hope they perish"

DurianDinosaur: dude

DurianDinosaur: what an asshole

DurianDinosaur: oh those bitches

DurianDinosaur: again, man's greed leads to their demise

DurianDinosaur: pardon my crude language but man this is some long one hour foreplay

DurianDinosaur: LET ME SEE DINOS MURDER THESE BITCHES

DurianDinosaur: AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGAN

DurianDinosaur: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DurianDinosaur: NOW PLAYING: COMEUPPANCE: THE MOVIE

DurianDinosaur: "aw fuck we just kidnapped a t-rex kid"

DurianDinosaur: "we done fucked now"

DurianDinosaur: DEJA VU

DurianDinosaur: I HAVE HEARD THIS ROAR BEFORE

DurianDinosaur: IN A DIFFERENT PLACE

DurianDinosaur: ewewewew

DurianDinosaur: well fuck that car I guess

DurianDinosaur: "mommy's very angry"

DurianDinosaur: well we done fucked

DurianDinosaur: Rexy 2: Dinosaur Boogaloo

DurianDinosaur: god ian's hyperventilating

DurianDinosaur: well no not really but if i were in his spot i'd hyperventilate

DurianDinosaur: a fucking rex nearly killed him

DurianDinosaur: the trauma, yo

DurianDinosaur: TWO OF EM

DurianDinosaur: NOONONONO HITTING ME IN THE WRONG PHOBIA OH GOD ABORT

DurianDinosaur: did you leave the kid alone

DurianDinosaur: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

DurianDinosaur: YOU IDIOT

DurianDinosaur: DIONG{SJLDGKJ

DurianDinosaur: AHFUCKAWFUCKAHFUCKNONONON

DurianDinosaur: GOD NO REXY NOW IS NOT THE TIME

DurianDinosaur: OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE EDDIE'S DEAD OH GOD O

DurianDinosaur: oh its these assholes.

DurianDinosaur: eddie?

DurianDinosaur: please

DurianDinosaur: all of you

DurianDinosaur: except ian and pals

DurianDinosaur: fuck off and die

DurianDinosaur: you're the reason eddie is DEAD

DurianDinosaur: so much ate.

DurianDinosaur: ...

DurianDinosaur: hate

DurianDinosaur: wow what a

DurianDinosaur: freudian slip there

DurianDinosaur: i wish nick woulda decked him.

DurianDinosaur: :c

DurianDinosaur: >velociraptors

DurianDinosaur: MAMMA MIA

DurianDinosaur: HERE WE GO AGAIN!

DurianDinosaur: MAMMA MIA

DurianDinosaur: *suddenly its a musical about dinosaurs*

DurianDinosaur: absolutely despise these people

DurianDinosaur: fuckin roast pete

DurianDinosaur: roast him.

DurianDinosaur: oh man

DurianDinosaur: is it comeuppance time?

DurianDinosaur: tell me its comeuppance time

DurianDinosaur: OOH WHATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

DurianDinosaur: thats one dickwad down

DurianDinosaur: also i love how carter was listening to some sweet hispanic tunes

DurianDinosaur: just blew him right off

DurianDinosaur: RIP

DurianDinosaur: ah shit

DurianDinosaur: OH NO

DurianDinosaur: oh no

DurianDinosaur: OISDGHJOSG JOIsdfjklkjldg NoJO gifj

DurianDinosaur: leave them alone

DurianDinosaur: oh sweet god please leave them alone

DurianDinosaur: ME TOO KELLY

DurianDinosaur: >empty cartriges

DurianDinosaur: "bastard"

DurianDinosaur: wait wut

DurianDinosaur: who the bastard

DurianDinosaur: aAAAA CARTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DurianDinosaur: THERESASNKAEINMYSHIAAKLGJKLSDJGLKGDJS

DurianDinosaur: rip

DurianDinosaur: also this feels like the true monster hunter experience

DurianDinosaur: onlty instead i scream and get frustrated when i die five million times :)

DurianDinosaur: "DON'T GO IN THE LONG GRASS"

DurianDinosaur: yeah because POKEMON ARE THERE

DurianDinosaur: OH NO THE TROPIUSES GOT US

DurianDinosaur: FUCK

DurianDinosaur: HELP

DurianDinosaur: MOTHERFUCKING HELP

DurianDinosaur: randos falling like flies

DurianDinosaur: now would be a great time to eat chocolate

DurianDinosaur: IF I HAD SOME

Cornwind Evil joined the chat

DurianDinosaur: ohai corn

DurianDinosaur: don't mind the username, dumb RP refs

Screaming Sheep (Secret Sheep) joined the chat

Screaming Sheep: AAAAA

DurianDinosaur: RUN FASTER IAN

DurianDinosaur: FASTEEEER

Cornwind Evil: Oh you're watching Lost World NOW

DurianDinosaur: yes

DurianDinosaur: i started like a while ago

Cornwind Evil: Anyway yeah, this is around where the book and movie of the Lost World go in completely different directions

DurianDinosaur: availaibleforrentonamazonprimevideofor3.99

DurianDinosaur: orforpurchasefor14

DurianDinosaur: iamnotasponsor

DurianDinosaur: guess they'll die

DurianDinosaur: time to take a tumble

DurianDinosaur: please save all comparisons for when i finish the movie

DurianDinosaur: also SK wants ya on discord

Screaming Sheep: Time to make a tumblr?

DurianDinosaur: harpyscreamsatdinosaurs

DurianDinosaur: dumb intermission: this black friday

DurianDinosaur: fuck you no spinos 5 u

DurianDinosaur: thanks target

DurianDinosaur: >nick goes in alone

DurianDinosaur: you're going to die

DurianDinosaur: come home

DurianDinosaur: hgkljdflkgj the tension

DurianDinosaur: i hear rexy speepin

DurianDinosaur: ...(s)he is going to murder someone.

DurianDinosaur: ian, once again

DurianDinosaur: a goddamn hero

DurianDinosaur: SULSKDGJISDL Jgio

DurianDinosaur: SURPRISE??!?!?!

DurianDinosaur: ...

DurianDinosaur: i

DurianDinosaur: i shed a single tear

DurianDinosaur: two

DurianDinosaur: thats my girl ;_;

DurianDinosaur: also I JSGKHGSk GYMNASTICS MOTHERFUCKER

DurianDinosaur: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DurianDinosaur: DAMN

DurianDinosaur: that'll make for some great auditions

DurianDinosaur: "you'll regret taking me off the team."

DurianDinosaur: "i killed a raptor with these legs."

DurianDinosaur: MOMMY THE RAPTORS ARE FIGHTING

DurianDinosaur: "Its okay, its over now."

DurianDinosaur: there's 30 minutes of movie left

DurianDinosaur: it ain't over

Cornwind Evil: Funnily a lot of people HATED that raptor gymnastics death, found it too absurd.

DurianDinosaur: i mean, it is kind of absurd

DurianDinosaur: but come on

DurianDinosaur: i'm sure someone would have loved to fuckin deck a raptor with SICK GYMNASTICS

DurianDinosaur: i don't see any other bright ideas to replace it soooo

DurianDinosaur: "YOU'VE SAVED INGEN! THE REX AND ITS INFANT WILL BAIL US OUT!"

DurianDinosaur: please die please die please die for the love of ALL that is holy i want you to die so bad

DurianDinosaur: i have never loathed anything as much as I loathed this man right here

DurianDinosaur: its like if you took greed and gave it a human form

DurianDinosaur: stuffed it in a suit, too

DurianDinosaur: i hate him so goddamn much.

DurianDinosaur: ludlow

DurianDinosaur: i hope you know

DurianDinosaur: your comeuppance is coming.

DurianDinosaur: and i will be there to savor every single second of it.

DurianDinosaur: that is the look

DurianDinosaur: of a man who realizes

DurianDinosaur: he fucked up.

DurianDinosaur: Enjoy your dinosaurs! :3

DurianDinosaur: ha

DurianDinosaur: AHHAHAHAHAH

DurianDinosaur: oh god i should not be so happy for death i should see a psychologist

DurianDinosaur: quickly turning into a lunatic

DurianDinosaur: oops.

DurianDinosaur: HERE COMES THE REPAYMENT FOR HUBRIS

DurianDinosaur: damn if i don't sound like a villain right now

Cornwind Evil: You just have to remember, it's all fake and when the cameras stopped rolling the guy was okay and not an asshole any more.

DurianDinosaur: time to take some no-

DurianDinosaur: yeah i'm just mad at the characters, not the actual people :U

DurianDinosaur: so i just allow myself to be as angry and vidicative as I want to be.

DurianDinosaur: "Now, you're John Hammond."

DurianDinosaur: rawest fucking line in the movie

DurianDinosaur: got legit shudders from this

DurianDinosaur: rex trying to be godzilla

DurianDinosaur: pretty sure if i heard that i'd wonder what in the sweet name of jesus is going on

DurianDinosaur: MMMM DELICIOUS POOL WATER

DurianDinosaur: love how this kid sees a dinosaur

DurianDinosaur: and basically

DurianDinosaur: "nopes" on out of there

DurianDinosaur: JUST SO FUCKING CALMLY

DurianDinosaur: "there's a dino in our backyard"

DurianDinosaur: oh my god white people problems

DurianDinosaur: stop fucking bickering you dumbasses

DurianDinosaur: "THE FUCKING FISHTANK IS KEEPING HIM AWAKE"

DurianDinosaur: when the FUCK has a fishtank kept anyone up

DurianDinosaur: ONE TIME

DurianDinosaur: ONCE

DurianDinosaur: and only because the water levels were so low the filter started making noises!

DurianDinosaur: i suffered.

DurianDinosaur: ...

DurianDinosaur: they killed the dog.

DurianDinosaur: GIVE BACK MY DOG

DurianDinosaur: YOU PIECE OF SHIT

DurianDinosaur: "ey bitches

DurianDinosaur: "time to fuckin suck my dick and give me that dino"

DurianDinosaur: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "taking the kid. you wanna stop us? shoot us"

DurianDinosaur: fucking raw power lines

DurianDinosaur: AND THEY DON't EVEN SHOOT

DurianDinosaur: PROVED

DurianDinosaur: "how will we find the adult?"

DurianDinosaur: "follow the screams"

DurianDinosaur: accurate

DurianDinosaur: T-REX DOES NOT OBEY RED LIGHTS

DurianDinosaur: RED LIGHTS OBEY IT

DurianDinosaur: >blockbuster

DurianDinosaur: how ironic how blockbuster would inevitibly sell and rent tapes of the movie that used it as a prop.

DurianDinosaur: also blockbuster is dead, casual reminder

Cornwind Evil: That poor bastard who got ate made one of the worst sounds I have ever heard in a movie

DurianDinosaur: ew

DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/9fd84a848e23767273d199e3e98bf17d

DurianDinosaur: also this is the greatest thing ever

DurianDinosaur: unfortunately i wouldn't have gotten this because hYE GUESS WHOSE TORRENT IS STILL STUCK AT THE END

DurianDinosaur: i'm not

DurianDinosaur: salty or anything

DurianDinosaur: >i want the baby back alive

DurianDinosaur: SON

DurianDinosaur: DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT GUY TO GROW AND MURDER YOU ALL

Cornwind Evil: It's the sunk cost fallacy, Harps

DurianDinosaur: yes but fuck that

DurianDinosaur: fucking die already

DurianDinosaur: or learn

DurianDinosaur: or learn at the last minute THEN die

DurianDinosaur: i hate this man so much

DurianDinosaur: HAHAHAHHAHA

DurianDinosaur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

DurianDinosaur: I"M SO GODDAMN HAPPY

Cornwind Evil: Harpy REALLY gets into her films

DurianDinosaur: you really have no idea

DurianDinosaur: i'm a pretty big blabbermouth during movies much to everyone's detriment :S

DurianDinosaur: same, ptero

DurianDinosaur: same.

DurianDinosaur: WOAH ITS OVER

DurianDinosaur: woah

DurianDinosaur: okay i cried only once

DurianDinosaur: at the scene everybody apparently hates

DurianDinosaur: and to those people i say

DurianDinosaur: fuck you, that was awesome.

DurianDinosaur: movie still tense as shit, still has a fair bit of people to wish death upon, and good guys triumphantly telling the greedy bastards to fuck off

DurianDinosaur: also ian is now a good dad with one less broken leg.

Cornwind Evil: There's rarely a true way to assess a film's quality, so you're welcome to it

DurianDinosaur: i dunno if I could truly compare this with the first film

DurianDinosaur: they are both really good and i can't really hate on it without getting nitpicky

DurianDinosaur: oh right

DurianDinosaur: the dog died

DurianDinosaur: i am salty about that so this gets a 9.9/10

DurianDinosaur: is it still worth trying to get a t-rex?

DurianDinosaur: no because i would let my dog use it as a chew toy in revenge