I can make you hate games

I Can Make You Hate Games:

Based on: I Can Make You a Man: Rocky Horror Show
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEx8__ie6bg
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpILEZgpyrY

[Note: This is part of a larger thing, but could be sung on its own]

A poster with a penchant for games
May embarrass himself
When he sometimes claims
That he had lots of fun
Playing his xbox one
But then there is more
He also likes ps4!

He is an idort
you see
And round here, well
Well here we simply just don’t plaaaay
And I’d like to try
To convey
We’re full of haters
Oh, baby
Master baiters!

Shadow:
I dunno what you mean
It’s quite strange
When you say that you’re haters
This board is for games
And I’m sure there’s debaters
But two songs back
You were dropping all of those names

Oldfag:
Did we say they were fun?
We can make you hate games!

You have made a
grave error
In your tiny
weak brain
Your ability to play
We will restrain
Your games desire
It will become shame
Just give a little time
Oh baby
We can make you hate games!