more like besnorevolentSecrets wow I'm going to hell for srs

-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 15:11 --
BS: Hello. Would you like to be more new troll friend? m--O
AA: <\ Oh goodness! Hello! />
AA: <\ Are you not a troll? />
BS: (I can be if you want me to) I know I good friend who is a troll. I can get you in touch with him if you want? m--O
AA: <\ Oh, um... how can you be a troll if someone wants you to be? And what sort of species are you? />
BS: I am a human.  m--O
AA: <\ Oh, one of those! />
AA: <\ Well, hello human! It's nice to meet you! />
BS: I think it is nice to have met you too :) m--O
AA: <\ Great! />
AA: <\ So what sort of human things do you do? />
BS: I am pretty sure you do the same things. I think the only different thing I do is hug other people.  m--O
AA: <\ I hug trolls! Just... not too often. />
BS: I also don't kill anything... m--O
AA: <\ Oh. That is a difference. />
BS: Sorry to make you hear this. But it is best to let you hear all the differences betwen our races before our friendship arises.  m--O
AA: <\ What do you do when someone wrongs you then? />
BS: We yell. Sometimes we fight. But not killing. If we kill each other, then we can be prosecuted.  m--O
AA: <\ Well, we prosecute each other too! />
AA: <\ It's generally just another way to get someone killed. />
BS: That has been removed where I live. People have found that to be wrong. We simple put them in jail and they sit their punishment out, do some manual labor, and get some therapy.  m--O
AA: <\ ... therapy? />
BS: ARe you suddently done talking to me/ m--O
AA: <\ No, no, I just asked what therapy was! />
BS: Oops. I did not see that.  It is where they talk out their issues with a professional and get help so they can be a better person.  m--O
BS: And not violent or crimnal m--O
AA: <\ That sounds very odd... useful, I mean! But quite odd. />
BS: Of course you would think so. m--O
AA: <\ Maybe our world would be better if we had Therapists... />
BS: you would need a troll that is good at listenning and smart enough to learn all the different terminalogy m--O
AA: <\ We're quite intelligent, thank you very much! />
BS: Are you good listeners? About feeling... m--O
AA: <\ All of us have the potential to be! If we find the right moirail. />
BS: good. But this person would have to always be listenning and analyzing the people.  m--O
AA: <\ Oh? />
BS: That analysis would than be used to diagnose them or tell them how to improve. m--O
AA: <\ Well, of course we do that for our moirails! />
BS: Good to know.  m--O
BS: But what about anyone? m--O
AA: <\ Anyone? />
BS: *anytroll Woud you be willing to analyze an troll that walked into your Therapist office and treat them properly? m--O
AA: <\ That would be cheating on my moirail! I couldn't! />
BS: -_- It is a job. You get paid to give people the advice and help they need... m--O
AA: <\ So... like an, um... />
AA: <\ ... paid quadrant...? />
BS: Sure... If that clears your conscience...  m--O
AA: <\ ... I'm not sure how I feel about that... />
BS: Then you don't have to do that. But someone else can.  m--O
AA: <\ I don't know if anyone would... />
BS: Then I guess you wont have Therapists in your world. lol m--O
AA: <\ Maybe it's for the best... />
BS: Ya. Be rampaging monsters for all I care.  m--O
AA: <\ You seem a little chilly towards us! />
BS: No. I have heard that is what you pretty much are... m--O
AA: <\ We are conquerers, yes. />
BS: so. Undisapplianed...  m--O
AA: <\ ... so what? />
BS: I am just saying.  m--O
AA: <\ No, but what? That isn't a word. />
BS: undisaplinned (I am failing at spelling right now) m--O
AA: <\ Un... undisciplined? />
AA: <\ ... you do realise we have taken over our entire galaxy, right? />
AA: <\ You need discipline for that. />
BS: If you say so. I know that you know how to work together to kill, but that is mostly fear driven through the queen. I am talking about violence in society.  m--O
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling benevolentSecrets [BS] at 16:45 --

-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 17:38 --
BS: Are you back? m--O
AA: <\ Oh, yes! />
BS: Where were you? m--O
AA: <\ My lusus called me away briefly! It seems I'll have to do the dishes soon, too... />
BS: I also have to do the dishes and take out the recyclable (which is trash that gets put into a machine and turned back into something usable) m--O
AA: <\ Oh, I see! />
AA: <\ Perhaps we had best say goodbye, then? />
BS: Unless you know about vibrations in instruments...  m--O
BS: I would love the help :) m--O
AA: <\ Oh, I'm afraid I'm no mechanic! />
BS: I care more about the consept right now. I will be making it when I know how to calculate it all.  m--O
BS: Did you ever take a physics class? m--O
AA: <\ I'm really more of a flier than a scientist... />
BS: Since when could trolls fly?? m--O
AA: <\ With a hang glider, silly! />
BS: Oh. You have those? m--O
AA: <\ Oops, sorry, called away again. And we do! />
BS: I knew you were away. You practically warned me.  m--O
BS: How is that possible?  m--O
AA: <\ Easy! We invented them! />
BS: So did we... m--O
AA: <\ Ours is probably more advanced. No offense. />
BS: I wouldn't know how advanced yours is compared to ours... m--O
AA: <\ What base creature do you use for yours? />
BS: What??? m--O
AA: <\ You know, what biotech are you using? />
BS: I don't hang glide so idk anything about the biotech. I can look it up, but I have work to do. Just hack into our internet and look it up on Google (a very convient and very popular search engine) m--O
AA: <\ I'm afraid I'm not really a hacker! />
BS: Do you have access to our internet in any way? Cuz I can send you a link to google if you want? m--O
AA: <\ I, I really wouldn't know... />
BS: Aww. :( Then I guess you will just not know since I am too busy :/ m--O
AA: <\ I'll leave you alone, then! It was nice to talk to you! ^n_n^ />
BS: If you really must leave... m--O
BS: ARe you sure you can't help me with vibrations? m--O
AA: <\ I'm afraid I don't know anything about them! />
BS: ok... well talk to you tomorrow :) m--O
BS: Bye :P m--O
AA: <\ Goodbye! />
BS: I-) have  good night m--O
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling benevolentSecrets [BS] at 18:24 --


-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 16:32 --
BS: hey m--O
AA: <\ Hello! />
BS: Sorry I haven't been around. My computer was confescated by my school.  m--O
BS: I am currently accessing pesterchum on a flashdrive on my different computer.  m--O
BS: How have you been? m--O
AA: <\ I've been quite well, thank you! />
AA: <\ And you? />
BS: All is well here in the Land of Cotton and Masks m--O
BS: Thanks for asking :P m--O
AA: <\ The Land of Cotton and Masks? />
BS: It is still a work in progress.... m--O
BS: Is it not a good Land name? m--O
AA: <\ I just don't know any place named that! />
AA: <\ Oh, but you're an alien, right? So I guess it makes sense. />
BS: It is the name of my Planet in the game... m--O
BS: Have you not received it yet? m--O
AA: <\ Oh, which game is this? />
BS: we call it Schrub m--O
BS: ( m--O
BS: (idk if I am spelling it wrong) m--O
BS: *idc m--O
AA: <\ I don't know of any game like that... />
BS: I guess that is your problem. m--O
BS: Anyway... what are you doing alien? m--O
AA: <\ I'm currently writing poetry! />
BS: In regards to your planet/species or something else? m--O
AA: <\ Oh, um, well actually... />
AA: <\ ... it's for my matesprit... />
BS: aww :) <3 or <3#? m--O
BS: Wow. Sorry. I meant <3 or <>? I forgot how your system works.... m--O
AA: <\ Um, the symbol is <3! />
BS: D'awww :) m--O
BS: How did you two meet? m--O
AA: <\ Well, um... />
AA: <\ This is gonna sound crazy, but... />
AA: <\ I was going off to kill her so I could protect one of my friends. />
AA: <\ She's a mercenary, you see! He was in one of her contracts. />
AA: <\ Unfortunately, she was much stronger than me. But I managed to convince her to spare him (and me) so long as I taught her how to glide. />
BS:  Interesting.  m--O
BS: Well good for you. (and him) m--O
AA: <\ Um, her! />
AA: <\ Oh, you mean my friend? />
AA: <\ My mistake! />
BS: (and him) = the one who is still alive... m--O
BS: lol m--O
BS: it's okay m--O
BS: How is she? m--O
AA: <\ She's... well, she's usually quite agitated! But she's doing quite well underneath that! />
BS: Good. What do you like most about her? m--O
AA: <\ What I pity most about her is... well, you don't know who she is, so I guess it's okay to tell you! I most pity the way she's so conflicted and unsure, deep down. And the way she pushes everyone away. />
BS: That is not the same as liking. What makes you love her? m--O
AA: <\ But... pity /is/ love. />
BS: -_- trolls... m--O
AA: <\ Hey! />
BS: What? m--O
AA: <\ Our system is wonderful! />
BS: I never said nothing against it. I just am against the belief that pity=love... m--O
AA: <\ It's not a belief, though. It's the truth! />
BS: Prove it! m--O
AA: <\ I pity her with all my heart. I want to be with her for as long as I live. Isn't that piteous love to your race? />
BS: If you pity someone, then you feel sorry for them... that is not love m--O
AA: <\ Yes, it is! />
BS: Maybe in your culture... m--O
AA: <\ And our culture is great! />
BS: I know. But strange nonetheless.. m--O
AA: <\ Perhaps to you. />
AA: <\ To me, it's normal! />
BS: Of course it its... m--O
BS: Anyway... what else is new? m--O
AA: <\ Not, not too much! />
BS: Good for you. Then we can talk without your being distracted :P m--O
AA: <\ Hee! Yes. />
BS: Sorry about my distractions. I am talking to too many chums at once... m--O
AA: <\ It's okay! Shall I leave you be? />
BS: Of course not.  m--O
BS: It just means you might have to wait depending upon how many responses I get at once.  m--O
BS: :P m--O
AA: <\ It's okay! />
BS: What would you like to talk about? m--O
AA: <\ Um, well... what's this game you were talking about? />
BS: It starts with excessive meteors hitting your planet. Has that happend yet? m--O
AA: <\ No... />
AA: <\ What sort of game brings meteors? />
BS: It is an outcome of the game. The game consistes of a war and teleportation of meteors to your planet to save theirs. m--O
AA: <\ That doesn't make much sense! />
BS: I am sorry to have confused you m--O
AA: <\ It's, it's okay. After all, it's just a game, right? />
BS: The game consistes of a war between black and white planets that orbit a larger planet. m--O
BS: That larger planet is threated by meteors during the war. m--O
BS: Those meteors are diverted through teleporation portals to your planet to prevent damage.  m--O
AA: <\ Uh huh. />
AA: <\ Why to our planet? Why not just throw them out into space? />
BS: I cannot answer that.  m--O
BS: I am unsure myself m--O
AA: <\ Hmm! Maybe someone should change the game! />
BS: There is a problem with that. m--O
BS: It is inevitable.  m--O
AA: <\ A game can't be fate! It's just a game! />
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 17:55 --



-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 12:33 --
BS: hey m--O
AA: <\ Hello! />
BS: how are you? m--O
AA: <\ I... I guess I'm all right! />
BS: why wouldnt you be? Is something wrong in your life? m--O
AA: <\ I... I don't really want to talk about it. I just... screwed a lot of things up. />
BS: What stage of life are you in? Age and all? m--O
BS: Well. Either way. It will get better. Life is always changing.  m--O
AA: <\ ... I guess so. />
BS: Could you vaguely go into what is wrong in your life? m--O
BS: Maybe I can help? m--O
AA: <\ I... />
AA: <\ I'm poison. />
BS: If you cannot share your problems, then I understand. m--O
BS: What do you mean by that? m--O
BS: Have you killed someone? m--O
AA: <\ ... worse. />
AA: <\ I've ruined all their lives. />
AA: <\ Just... just by being me. />
BS: Awww :( m--O
BS: What is wrong with you beign that causes that? m--O
AA: <\ I... I make trolls want to protect me. />
AA: <\ And they all... they all get hurt for it. />
BS: Wow. How sad. :( m--O
BS: This is not good... :( m--O
BS: I am so sorry to hear about your epidemic. :( m--O
AA: <\ ... you don't have  to be sorry. />
AA: <\ Justice will be served. />
BS: Who are you planning on killing... m--O
AA: <\ ... I'm going to be hurt. />
AA: <\ And that's okay. />
BS: Don't :( m--O
AA: <\ It's the only way. />
BS: BUt you arent goign to die right? m--O
AA: <\ ... no. Probably not. />
BS: Good :) m--O
BS: That would be no fun. Then how would I be able to meet you in real life? m--O
AA: <\ I... I don't really want to meet anyone right now. />
BS: Not now. LAter m--O
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 14:03 --



-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 12:22 --
BS: hey m--O
AA: <\ Hello... />
BS: How are you? m--O
AA: <\ I've been better... heh... />
BS: How sad :( m--O
AA: <\ And how about you? />
BS: all is well here in the Land of Cotton and Masks. Thanks for asking :P m--O
BS: Anyway. I gtg soon. Anything else you would like to tell me new friend? m--O
AA: <\ That... that it would be better if you avoided me from now on. />
AA: <\ I'll only bring you suffering. />
BS: How so? m--O
AA: <\ I tear others apart simply by being near them. />
BS: We aren't near. We aer aprt m--O
AA: <\ It's... a figure of speech. />
BS: i know m--O
BS: but we aren't that close to begin with.  m--O
BS: Let's try it out. If I wish to stop being your friend I will.  m--O
BS: Simple as that. m--O
AA: <\ ... />
AA: <\ Whatever you'd like. />
BS: Yup.  m--O
BS: Well I gtg. I will see you later m--O
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 12:45 --



-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 17:20 --
BS: hey m--O
AA: hello
BS: how are you this evening? m--O
BS: night... m--O
AA: okay
AA: i guess
BS: good to know :) m--O
BS: what why guess? m--O
BS: Is something troubling you? m--O
AA: a lot of things
BS: can I help you? m--O
AA: can you turn back time
BS: Nope. But there should be no need for that.  m--O
BS: What is wrong? m--O
BS: Tell me :) m--O
AA: heh
AA: i lost a hand and got one of my dear friends killed
AA: which is why i am typing like this
AA: hard to quirk with one hand
BS: (this isn't real right?) that sucks :( m--O
-- absoluteAltitude [AA]  ((I'm playing a troll on Alternia, hon. None of this is real.)) --
BS: (how would I know you weren't just on a troll account and not rping? m--O
BS: ) m--O
BS: What happened? m--O
AA: a lot of things happened
AA: the result is what matters
BS: I feel that the action matters too. Please tell.  m--O
AA: i trapped him with words i knew he could not deny
AA: and so he came to deliver justice
BS: So he cut off your hand? m--O
AA: and justice in turn was delivered to him
AA: yes
BS: And you killed him... WHY??? m--O
AA: i did not kill him
AA: i only got him killed
AA: that is how i work
BS: How did you "got him killed"? m--O
AA: my moirail
BS: (love how you are playing off of Vriska :P) m--O
BS: Did you use some sort of hypnosis? How did you get them to kill? m--O
AA: i used nothing
AA: i was hoping it would not happen
BS: sure... m--O
AA: that i was not the scorpion i am
BS: If you say so....  m--O
AA: but my moirail is possessive
AA: he would not allow these slights against me
AA: i knew that my friend would not be able to deny justice
BS: it is just a lost hand.... m--O
AA: and i knew that my moirail would not be able to ignore my wounds
BS: does he have that strong of romantic feeling for you? m--O
AA: yes
BS: Cool. Well he sure has a way of showing you by killing someone that hurt you... which I guess is romantic in a sick sort of way... m--O
AA: i guess
AA: to me it was proof
BS: good for you :) m--O
BS: Not good for that friend.... :/ m--O
AA: he is a ghost now
BS: Your friend or your romantic interest? m--O
AA: my friend
BS: Thought so.  m--O
BS: Have you been able to keep in contact with them? m--O
AA: he told me we were all going to die
BS: How? m--O
AA: he did not say
BS: You should ask him next time. Death is important. m--O
AA: he was reluctant to give details
BS: How do you know he was telling the truth? m--O
AA: he had no reason to lie
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] is now an idle chum! --
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 18:49 --


-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 20:00 --
BS: WB m--O
AA: <\ thank you />
BS: where did you head off to?  m--O
AA: <\ had to take care of something />
BS: good to know. m--O
BS: (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pantskat) m--O
BS: (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pantskat ) m--O
-- benevolentSecrets [BS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 20:08 --



-- benevolentSecrets [BS] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 08:19 --
BS: hey m--O
AA: hello
BS: how are you? m--O
AA: i have been better
BS: What is troubling you today? m--O
AA: the same thing which troubled me yesterday
AA: the same thing which will trouble me tomorrow
BS: Why is it troubling you so? I thought you wanted them dead? I thought you wanted your romantic interested to kill them? I thought everything turned out the way you wanted.... m--O
AA: i did not want this
AA: i did not want to be the scorpion
AA: i wanted to be proven wrong
BS: Oh. You just hoped but didn't expect it to ACTUALLY happen.... m--O
AA: i
AA: i cannot
BS: You cannot live? m--O
BS: DONT COMMIT SUICIDE!!! D: m--O
AA: i cannot reconcile what happened
BS: WHy not?  m--O
AA: it means i am poison
BS: No you are not.... m--O
BS: :( Stop saying such sad things m--O
AA: i cannot
AA: it is the truth
BS: Just promise me your wont hurt yourself? m--O
AA: i will not be the one to harm myself
BS: Good to know :) m--O
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling benevolentSecrets [BS] at 10:01 --