[12:07 PM] Mikha: Back when au ra were announced but before they were in game, there was a very vocal RPer I knew who kept telling people how he was going to play one.  A male au ra.  ...and he would tell anyone who listened how it would be the males who reproduced, that they laid and carried eggs...
[12:07 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: Yes Raf!?
[12:07 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: They don't
[12:07 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: THey are placental mammals
[12:07 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: I have gotten into fights over this.
[12:07 PM] Mikha: I agree with you!
[12:07 PM] Mikha: I think he just got off on butt eggs.
[12:07 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: was he a Nitro+ fan, by any chance
[12:08 PM] Mikha: No idea what that is, so couldn't say.
[12:08 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: /pet
[12:08 PM] Reagan the Duckling: OwO
[12:08 PM] Reagan the Duckling: But....I was already dark
[12:08 PM] Mikha: googles A game? No idea. It was a while ago.
[12:08 PM] Reagan the Duckling: Because...xaela. ahaaaaa
[12:09 PM] Reagan the Duckling: sees self out
[12:09 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: they make rather..... extreme yaoi games
[12:09 PM] Mikha: Ah!
[12:09 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: DMMD was one of theirs, and the....
[12:10 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: the card one
[12:10 PM] Mikha: I think I checked out a yaoi(? Japanese dating game thing) once ever in my life.
[12:10 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: obviously, you are not a horny teenage girl
[12:11 PM] Mikha: chokes on breakfast Yes, indeed.
[12:12 PM] Fier: I may be. Cannot confirm.
[12:13 PM] Mikha: Fier totally is.
[12:14 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: I am an adult woman who still likes tastefully done otomes
[12:14 PM] R.E.I. [Reion / Eiden / Ishra]: :x
[12:15 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: “Tasteful”
[12:16 PM] Aodhan: Sees a notification in this channel on mobile
Mobile doesn't have mentions list
PULLS UP MY BIG BOY PANTS
[12:17 PM] Aegir: I'M PUTTING ALL MY GIL ON THIS MALE EGG LAYING THEORY GUYS, I THINK IT WILL BE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THEIR CHARACTER LORE
[12:17 PM] Mikha: Hahaha'
[12:17 PM] Aodhan: I THINK YOURE A GREAT EGG??
[12:18 PM] Mikha: Aegir, Aegir: PLOT IDEA!  Male au ra laying eggs!
Zheng! Poster time!
[12:18 PM] Lionnet: I’ll literally fight the word yaoi
[12:18 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: MIKHA
[12:18 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: YOU SHUSH
[12:19 PM] Mikha: Eggggggggs! We could see what hatches of this plot idea!
[12:19 PM] Aegir: that's like 100% fetish
[12:19 PM] Aodhan: Wait, then what do the females do?
[12:19 PM] Mikha: Put the eggs into the males, duh.
[12:19 PM] Aodhan: ...
[12:19 PM] Mikha: :D
[12:20 PM] Fier: DUDE
[12:20 PM] Fier: HOLD ON THOUGH
[12:20 PM] Aodhan: GRABS A BOTTLE OF FANTASIA
[12:20 PM] Aodhan: TAKES A SWIG
[12:20 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: WAIT
[12:20 PM] Mikha: So see, this plot could go something like au ra babies are going missing...
[12:20 PM] Fier: I headcanoned that a long time ago
[12:20 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: EASTERP
[12:20 PM] Llane Krieger: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/532/1374796030634.png

[12:20 PM] Mikha: And it's because all the males are missing! SO WHO WOULD LAY THE EGGS?
[12:20 PM] Jesus: LMAO
[12:20 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: EASTER EASTER EASTER
[12:20 PM] Lionnet: Jesus didn’t die for this! No easterp!
[12:20 PM] Aodhan: I hope your tummy has enough space, Llane
[12:20 PM] Fier: E. RP!
[12:20 PM] Llane Krieger: GO AWAY
[12:21 PM] Lionnet: @Jesus stop this- oh wait you’re not Jesus in this server never mind(edited)
[12:21 PM] Aodhan: :lizard:
[12:21 PM] Mikha: Ah, Alb isn't @jesus anymore, so we can't ask him if he would be willing to die for au ra children.
[12:21 PM] Fier: @Aegir you have my support 18billion%
[12:21 PM] Jesus: I would be, but not if they come from butt eggs
[12:21 PM] Mikha: Spoiler: Alb is male!
[12:21 PM] Jesus: butt egg au ra are going to hell
[12:21 PM] Fier: I mean
[12:21 PM] Fier: They can have a slit for that
[12:21 PM] Mikha: Alb is secretly carrying au ra love children.
In his butt.
[12:21 PM] Fier: If you wanna science at me
[12:22 PM] Fier: Don't get me started on my au ra headcanons, most people will leave unhappy.
[12:22 PM] Jesus: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClcHGYgUkAAMk8K.jpg @Mikha

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[12:23 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: JESUS
[12:23 PM] Mikha: Stop ruining my shocking with your science and headcanon. :|
[12:23 PM] Lionnet: Amen :pray:
[12:23 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: IVE FOUND JESUS
[12:23 PM] Fier: Mikha pls.
[12:23 PM] Mikha: Sorry, Jesus!
[12:23 PM] Fier: We've had this discussion before.
[12:23 PM] Jesus: Repent your wicked ways, sinner.
[12:23 PM] Fier: Can't make me.
[12:23 PM] Mikha: YAY @jesus is back!
[12:23 PM] Jesus: Not, you @Mikha
[12:23 PM] Jesus: you're golden @Fier
[12:23 PM] Lionnet: Sinners
[12:23 PM] Mikha: I can continue on?
[12:23 PM] Jesus: no
[12:23 PM] Llane Krieger: Am I good, Jesus?
[12:24 PM] Lionnet: Let’s go to witchdrop
[12:24 PM] Mikha: Jesus doesn't love me? THAT SONG LIED
[12:24 PM] Fier: I have fallen down witchdrop so many times
[12:24 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: wait does this mean
[12:24 PM] Fier: It has no effect on me
[12:24 PM] Jesus: Sometimes, @Llane Krieger but god loves all sinners
[12:24 PM] Mikha: heart eyes
[12:26 PM] Fier: But like...forreal...can we do the egg thing? :smile:
[12:27 PM] Mikha: No.
[12:27 PM] Fier: You can fight me
[12:27 PM] Fier: Yalalt is gonna bring Mikha one of his eggs.
[12:27 PM] Mikha: No.
[12:27 PM] Fier: 'IF you don't take it I'm leaving it at a tree when it gets older'
[12:27 PM] Category 5 Bees: the ol mpreg eggs or otherwise is a nogo thank u
[12:27 PM] Mikha: Do you really, really want to give Mikha an egg? He'd eat it.
[12:28 PM] Lionnet: gives plastic egg
Pls use this instead
It’s not icky
[12:28 PM] Fier: Not if he's told there's a kid in there
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: Not if it's in his butt
[12:28 PM] Fier: I already said there's a slit for that.
[12:28 PM] Category 5 Bees: keep yer weird fetish stuff to private time
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: HALT
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: CEASE
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: STOP
[12:28 PM] Fier: Nope
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: :octagonal_sign:
[12:28 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: We obviously need @Jesus
[12:28 PM] Fier: It's not a fetish
[12:28 PM] Fier: At least not on my end.
[12:28 PM] Aodhan: Grabs Bees and flees to safety
[12:29 PM] Lionnet: grabs aodhan and tags along to safety
[12:29 PM] Category 5 Bees: its... pretty fetishy in a lot of ways tbh. regardless, keep that stuff where people arent gonna be made hella uncomfortable
[12:29 PM] Aodhan: :]
[12:29 PM] Category 5 Bees: yes let us go
[12:29 PM] Aodhan: Pets lio
[12:29 PM] Category 5 Bees: to the new world
[12:29 PM] Lionnet: This is general, yeah
[12:30 PM] Fier: Sure thing.
[12:30 PM] Aegir: we are learning some WEIRD things about people today
[12:30 PM] Fier: You guys can go back to talking about yaoi and stuff.
[12:30 PM] Jesus: some weird things about au ra biology
[12:30 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: :popcorn:
[12:30 PM] Aegir: when is easter?
[12:31 PM] Jesus: sorry, Jesus had a lunch break
[12:31 PM] Mikha: Fier, I shared the butt egg story because the guy who was into it was a freak. Saying you want the same thing is not an effective strategy.
[12:31 PM] Lionnet: Yaoi is just as bad!!! No yaoi!! Banned
[12:31 PM] Jesus: April Fools day lol
[12:31 PM] Aegir: easter is spring right?
[12:31 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: Yup!
[12:31 PM] Jesus: I think we were all joking
[12:31 PM] Fier: Ok, but assuming it's a fetish right off the bat is fucked up.
[12:31 PM] Jesus: Well, we were joking, dunno about the au ra guy
[12:31 PM] Mikha: I think (hope!) we;re all joking, too.
[12:32 PM] Lionnet: I hope he was joking :eyes:
[12:32 PM] Mikha: The original guy was not joking, but I mean everyone here.
[12:32 PM] Aegir: I can't remember if Iulius actually believes Au Ra lay eggs or if he says that to piss them off
[12:32 PM] Mikha: Hahaha
[12:32 PM] Aodhan: >I can't remember
[12:32 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: Iota thinks they lay eggs.
[12:33 PM] Fier: I'm not one to force people into accepting my headcanons. I headcanoned a long time ago that au ra laid eggs and various other things that most people seem to think is a strange fetish association. So it's whatever.
[12:33 PM] Blackwell the Stress Roe: She kept looking for their nests while she was in the Steppes.
[12:33 PM] Fier: Because they were based off lizards.
[12:33 PM] Jesus: I think it was the "Males lay the eggs" part that people were squicked about
[12:34 PM] Jesus: But I digresseth.
[12:34 PM] Aegir: being SUPER INSISTENT that its the males laying eggs
[12:34 PM] Jesus: @everyone  Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven." Thus sayeth the Lord.
[12:34 PM] Category 5 Bees: i mean yeah im chill w the egg things its more how its played an thrown out there. personally i aint weirded out or uncomfortable but some folks are an i aint abt bein a dick
[12:34 PM] Category 5 Bees: i mean ic characters being dumbasses is funny regardless
[12:34 PM] Jesus: Let us repent of our wicked ways and return to gentler conversation.
[12:34 PM] Aegir: is like "what? where are you getting this information? why is this so important to you... you're REALLY into this idea, this is a FETISH isn't it"
[12:34 PM] Cas (Also Kara & Alex): Shut up Jesus you don't pay my sub
Aegir pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 12:34 PM
[12:35 PM] Jesus: LMAO
[12:35 PM] Odeai: PFFF
[12:35 PM] Fier: Because I literally have no one to talk to about any headcanons I have. So when it get brought up I like actually talking.
[12:35 PM] Category 5 Bees: there are better times an places, like with people who actually wanna listen to it for example
[12:35 PM] Fier: That's fine
[12:37 PM] Aegir: thanks Adlai, but as one of the mods in this chat, I can tell people when they can and can't say things
[12:38 PM] Category 5 Bees: im just saying yo, gotta figure out when people's reactions are joking an when they're legit not chill w somethin
[12:38 PM] Category 5 Bees: especially in general chat
[12:39 PM] Category 5 Bees: i dont give a fuck about what people talk about personally, its all the same to me but i actually care about the others around
[12:40 PM] Mikha: I think Aegir's point is it's not your place to tell people what or when they can bring something up here.
[12:40 PM] Lionnet: Headcanons are fine and cool to talk about!! Just don’t cross certain boundaries, right?