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- >Be me in highschool
- >Scenefag back then
- >Vans Warped Tour
- >Summer 2011
- >I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
- >Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
- >Still I waited
- >Second night falls
- >Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
- >Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
- >The music stops for a while
- >Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
- >Am I hallucinating?
- >"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
- >It's Andy Sixx
- >His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
- >The door opens
- >It's time
- >I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
- >Andy grunts
- >He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
- >I see the log crowning
- >The steam nearly blinds me
- >It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
- >It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
- >By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
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