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- >Be Anonymous, younger brother of Incognito.
- >While your big brother made a name for himself here in Equestria with his heroic feats alongside the elements of harmony, you chose the simple life.
- >Everytime there was some sort of creature, monster, or eldritch abomination hell-bent on destroying existence you chose to go home and let the appropriate authorities settle the situation.
- >Because you liked living.
- >These horses may have the ability to fall a few hundred feet and bounce right up, but you didn’t.
- >Therefore, you opted for the living option when faced with powers beyond your comprehension.
- >And again your ability to comprehend the situation was being tested.
- >Suffice to say, you are failing.
- >”So will you be my best man?”
- >Eyeing your brother with a raised eyebrow you couldn’t help but curse him in your head.
- >As far as the genetic lottery went he was the lucky one. Tall, perfect teeth, and handsome.
- >No homo, he is a sexy bastard.
- >How often did he make the mares in town leave main street soaked just by walking through on his way to the Princess Playset Castle.
- >Not to say you were ugly.
- >You were the most average individual on the face of the planet back home.
- >At least that’s what you told yourself.
- “Best man for what?”
- >Laughing heartily your brother patted you on the back.
- >”I’m getting married. Can you believe it?”
- “I thought making stupid life decisions was my job, that’s what dad always said anyway.”
- >”There’s that negativity again, I thought we agreed that you’d work on it.”
- “You agreed. I told you to go fuck yourself.”
- >Walking right past you through the doorway into your simple home, Incognito sat down on the couch.
- “No, please come in and make yourself at home.”
- >Shutting the door you sat in the recliner across from him.
- >”So you in?”
- “I’m in for knocking some sense in to you.”
- >Giving you that smile that had all the mares swooning Incognito leaned forward.
- >”You know you couldn’t ever beat me in a fist fight.”
- “I have a shovel, it’s the perfect equalizer. And on top of that, I have a nice little spot in the backyard to hide the body so—“
- >Incognito’s face settled into a more serious expression.
- >”I know we don’t always get along Anon”
- “We never get along”
- >Ignoring your correction Incognito continued.
- >”But, you’re still my brother and it would mean a lot if you were the best man for my wedding.”
- “And there’s no way I can talk you out of giving your balls away?”
- >”Nope”
- “Fine, but I’m not giving any speeches and there better be alcohol. Real alcohol.”
- >Bounding over the table Incognito wrapped you up in a big hug.
- >”You have no idea how much this means to me little bro.”
- >Hanging limply in his embrace you only grunted in response.
- “So who’s the lucky mare that get to put your balls in her saddle-bags for safe-keeping?”
- >Setting you down Incognito patted you on the back again.
- >”You remember Twilight Sparkle, she’s the princess that greeted us when we got here. She’s a great mare Anon, and technically we’ll both be royalty due to some weird ancient law.”
- >Great, now you can add possible abductions and torture to the regularly scheduled dangerous events that take place here.
- >”As a bonus, Twilight has a bunch of cute friends who’ll be there as bridesmaids.”
- “I regret my decision already.”
- >Almost like a lightbulb went off over his head, your brother grasped you firmly by your shoulders.
- >”Just be careful of the mint colored one.”
- >That got your attention.
- >If Incognito became serious about something, it usually meant a barrel of bad news.
- >”She likes humans and doesn’t seem to understand the word ‘no’”
- >Fucking peachy.
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