Jojo Mario

Mario seized JoJo's leg and swung him a full revolution before releasing him into a follow-up lunge by Luigi that drilled into his back and caused coins—actual, giant coins—to fly out of his mouth. Dr. Mario (not the same as the other Mario) tossed pills that bounced at erratic angles while Wario (also not the same as Mario) unhinged a horrific jaw as though to swallow JoJo whole.

"How about something else to chew on?" JoJo said as he shoved one of Dr. Mario's pills straight down Wario's open gullet. Wario reared back waaah-ing as a medicinal froth spewed from his mouth. A Force Push launched Dr. Mario back and some good old fashioned body English knocked Luigi into the ground. Mario and his brethren had some impressive acrobatic ability, but JoJo doubted any of them—even the doctor—were in peak physical condition. The human body was capable of impressive feats, but it had to be trained first! If Mario wanted to defeat him, he ought to lay off the spaghetti.

One blow, two, he knocked back Mario and Luigi and with a flurry of fists, feeling good about himself and his odds in this fight when a much larger fist came down upon his back.

- Voeltz Finals