N: Next to me there's Fuwawa and Mococo. Lets go and call the-
N: Ah, they heard me. Fuwawa, Mococo, good job today
FM: good job~
N: Hehe, i feel happy. Im being sandwitched, thank you very much.
N:　It seems like this your first time doing something like this at the studio
F: Yep, the first time ever
N: Ah, it was your first time...! How was it?
M: it was fun
F: it was really fun
M: but we were very nervous after all
N: I wonder if you really were nervous though
M: Thats because we saw the ruffian's comments, it made us feel relieved. Everyone came to see us.
F: Yeah, thank you~. Makes me happy that they came to see the new staff (nodoka)
N: Thats true, a lot of new people came. On top of that there was ruffians who came to watch us early in the morning
FM: Thank you! BAU BAU

M: You wont say Mococo is loud/annoying?
N: No problem at all
M: Is it alright?
F: sounds froggy but its cute
M: i sound froggy but...
F: but you're Mococo, right?
F: Im not froggy...
M: Im not froggy, Im mococo!
N: Thank you very much!
N: Everyone says its fine, dont strain yourself
F: good for you, right
F: Ah, are you going to sneeze?
M: Nope, Im fine
F: Your face looked like you were about to
M: Im fine for now
F: Then rest easy for now
M: Can I rest easy for now?
N: Sneezing would've helped though
M: But the ears would probably die
F: Yeah... Moco-chan's sneezes kinda hurt too

N: Then, the orders from the staff are: All 3 of us will talk using BAU BAU

N: Haha, I feel like we talked about something but I wonder what we've talked about
F: Nodoka doesnt understand it, right
FM: We forgot but its fine
F: You didnt say anything weird
FM: Right
N: I see, I see. You'd know if I said something embarrassing...
F: You might've sniffed but thats fine
N: Im glad, Im glad.

N: Continuing... Oh, its here. All 3 will do ASMR taking suggestions from the comments.
N: Please tell us what you'd like to hear from us
FM: [EN]

F: Goods from misudo?
N: Tell us the things you like (from misudo) from both sides
[food segment]

N: Thank you, thank you very much. Wonderful.
N: Next, say "yoshi yoshi" up close to the ears <- could be TL'd as "there there" or something
N: Then, starting with Fuwawa...

N: Ahh, thank you. Thank you very much.
N: I feel a bit sorry for being in between you. I wanted to listen

N: Any other suggestions?
F: FUWAMOCO's self introduction..?
*self intro*

F: What was that "uh"?
N: I was too happy and I just...
N: Listening to the self introduction up close to the ear... Im thankful
F: Its a bit more quiet than usual
M: Yeah, a quiet introduction
N: Wonderful. Thank you very much.

N: Please say "You're doing a great job"
F: Thanks for today's hard work
FM: FWMC has seen you doing your best
M: Yeah, we're always cheering for you
F: Thats why Im happy today
M: You did great!
FM: BAUBAU

N: Thank you very much. I wonder if Im the person in charge of listening****
N: Looks like I'll do my best tomorrow too, and thats because tomorrow is a weekday (seems to be implying she has to work during GW)
N: Thank you very much, Im at a loss for words.

N: What else, what else? Does anyone have something else? Your chance is now
N: Ah, it seems like everyone will do their best
M: Will you keep up the good work? Im glad

N: -
N: Ah, looks like they want ear blowing
M: Eh? Thats embarrasing. Very embarrasing.
F: *blowing*
M: No
F: No?
M: No
N: Cu-cute...

N: It was cute so lets leave it at that
F: Fuwawa thought about this: Can all 3 of us say nodoka's name?
F: no - do - ka
F: no
N: do
M: ka
N: Thank you very much. Everyone, Im sorry. Im so sorry.
M: What about saying Hololive?
M: Hololive... huh? Its somewhat complicated
F: Moco-chan, say "live"
F: Ho
N: lo
M: live
M: it sounds a bit wrong
N: its cute, it sounds cute so its fine
F: -

N: Does anyone have anything else (for us to say)?
N: Ah, just came up with something greedy. Is it fine?
N: For the last thing... could you please praise Nodoka? Is it fine?
F: Nodoka...
M: Eh!? No honorifics?
F: -
F/M: Nodoka, for having us today for the first time, for being so kind with us and despite FWMC being so nervous, you put us at ease and recorded this. For that, thank you.
M: Also, youre so cute. I like/love you.
F: We promised to eat pon de rings after this. FUWAMOCO is really looking forward to it.

N: Well then, it looks like I'll have more work after this ends
N: Ah, this is the last thing. Really. Could you please say something for the overseas fans and ruffians in english?

N: Wonderful, wonderful. By the way, more or less what did you say?
[EN->JP]
[final words]