GJ-bu Phone Call

Translation done by Reri !!WF91viYvxcd
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Megu:

I did my best, here goes. If there are mistakes, don't mind them since I'm just doing guesswork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=2ffXvyaOb2M

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Good evening~
Can you guess who am I?
Yes, it's Megumi. hehehehe

Seems like you're still a bit sleepy
ah it's alright just like this.
If Sleepy-san would listen to me even half-asleep, I'm okay with this.

Eh? mm~mmm~
This is not club-related or anything
Yeah, yes, Onee-chan told me that she called you like this before...I can't? If it's not club-related then, I can't call you?

Haa thank goodness~ if you said no, I wouldn't know what to do.

What should we talk about~?
Ah it's okay it's okay

I'll do the talking
Sleepy-san is okay to stay like that
So about our topic
A story with a happy ending or without, which do you prefer?

Eh what am I talking about?
When talking about stories, it's gotta be those "Once a upon a time~"

Yes, well then, a story with a happy ending then. Understood.

...

Once upon a time, in a certain place, there lived a Spider-san.

Spider-san didn't do anything wrong but everyone hates him; Beetle-san, Locust-san and Bat-san.
While Popular-san looked at him from far behind, Spider-san was hard at work. Spider-san's job is hunting, catching cockroaches and flies is what he does. It is really helpful to everybody but even still, Spider-san is hated by everybody.

One day, Spider-san was saved by a human girl. While being hated and driven away every time that was when a hand reached out to him. Spider-san will never forget this, to repay her when he grows up. Spider-san began to train himself, dead lifts 50 times tomorrow, squats 50 times the next day, he didn't miss a single day. But since all he got are legs, next day's squats are just the same movements! If we count them, amazingly he already did it ten thousand times! After that Spider-san got a lot stronger, BUILD-UP! He got really popular with the ladies! But in Spider-san's heart, he is thinking of that certain human girl. And so even until now, Spider-san still looks up above. Someday, he will appear before her as a gallant prince just like in her dreams...

Ehehe it seems like he fell asleep. Are you asleep? Sleeping? Sleeping alright. Well then, sweet dreams, good night~ *beep*
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Mao:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm20109631

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Ahh~ It's me
Are you asleep? Are you...awake?
Ah~ but if you're sleeping already I must have woken you up.

Hey... yeah it's nothing important. It's just that. It's just that...somehow- What was that? What is it~?
Is it something I can't say? I'll say it, idiot.

Somehow... I can't sleep. Y-you know! I called you at this time around just like before.

Huh? You can't remember? THAT'S SO MEAN UNBELIEVABLE. HUH? You remembered now? What? Are you still half-asleep? Jeez, wake up! Open your eyes! I can't sleep here and yet you're sleeping so soundly. You're so mean~

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I didn't eat those choco today, really.
It's true! Really really.
D-didn't you see, I was sleeping all this time in the clubroom on Kirara's sofa.

That's...you know! I shouldn't have done that. That's why I can't sleep.

By the way, you... Are you upset? You're not upset, right? That's right! Yeah even if I call you so late at night, you're that type of person who won't get upset. Similar to last time and today as well. Of course you're not! Uu, but you're really not upset...?

...Is that so! You know, When talking on the phone you can't see the other person's face so it makes you uneasy. He maybe pissed, bothered or angry. You can't see them so it's really troublesome.

Huh? TVphone? What's that? That is? hmm. hmm hmm hmm?
You can do phone and television at the same time? If we have the same model, we can do that? My phone and yours are both the same model? [Karia]? Or something like that. Hmmm... Is that so... We have the same model huh?

Ah well, it doesn't matter. I could tell your face right now anyway. W-what? Fine then. It's true! Uu Alright, I'll get it right I'll show you. Right now you're smiling. You're totally smiling. See, I told you so!

But you know, you're... like that.
Huh? What do I mean by 'that'? You know you're always like that. Even at times when you're negative, unpleasant, angry, being teased, when Ore-man is teasing me, outrageous, feeling like stopping or quitting, you're always like that.

What? You can't understand? It's fine even if you don't. It's a maiden's secret!

*tap tap tap*

This is bad, it's Mori-san! Mori-san already went here for the 10th time, I'm gonna get a loooong scolding from herMORI-SAN'S REALLY HEEERE
ugh Well see you tomorrow. *beep*
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Shion:

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20291286

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Ah- It's me, Sumeragi Shion.
Did I wake you up? Of course, it is already this late.

Ah... Mm. It's okay just stay like that.
I don't mind if you just listen to me.
It's my fault I woke you up by calling.
I really don't mind, half-asleep you may be.

I couldn't go to sleep... My sleeping hours are short to begin with but tonight I can't sleep at all. I take forever to get up in the morning even. You see, I plan earlier than a normal person. Regarding sense of time, I'm a little different from other students. Everybody's clock hands are-, the speed of ticking of time, these things doesn't feel long.

However, you really are so nice. Even if woken up by a call at this time where it's a given to get mad at, I can't see a single trace of annoyance on your face.

Mm? We're on the phone but I can still tell your expression? Of course I could tell, everything is inputted by matching your tone of voice and facial expression. Your voice right now talking like this, what kind of face are you making right now I wonder? There's no way this Sumeragi Shion wouldn't know.

Ufufu, I said it's alright, half-asleep as you are.
M~mm~ I guess it's better this way...
Right now you are half-asleep, half-awake.
If that's the case...The "me" talking on the phone with you right now might be just the one in your dreams.

If this really is your dream, the things the "me" right now would say are not from the real "me". Everything is inside your dream only and if you happen to wake up, the actual "me" has nothing to do with these.

Mm? It's difficult? You don't get it?
Ufufufu, this is a dream! This is your dream right now.
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You know, I... I'm really grateful...to you.
It's thanks to you that I could understand common sense. "Genius here, genius that" people always call me like that without realizing it. You're the only one that understands me. If you're there for me even if I'm like this... The things I wouldn't normally know, I would be able to understand them.

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Mm? Mao? Ah mm. Mao also special to me since treats me like normal. But you see...heh Mao isn't normal too right?
Ehehehehe, alright alright, I'll keep it a secret from Mao.

Well then, I don't want to take away more of your time for sleep. Mhh, I'm relieved and satisfied. I'm feeling a little sleepy as well. You should go and get a lot of sleep. See you tomorrow, at that place, I'll be waiting.

See you. Good~♥night~♥ *smooch*❤ *click*