"needs to go re-inflate his neighbor.",
"needs to go smuggle Chihuahua to Australia and then make a forced cringie apology video on it.",
"needs to go trade charcoal for Penguin eggs from some shady dude in north pole with a white beard. I've heard he gives it to children. Also I've heard he gives expensive gifts to rich kids and cheap gifts to poor kids ... what a jerk! Anyways!",
"has to go to install some RGB lights in my toilet seat to improve performance :)",
"has to go shave a grizzly to make a Persian rug with it!",
"needs to go help my friend fake a pregnancy to save their relationship.",
"needs to go make bad life choices.",
"needs to go teach an emu about aerospace engineering.",
"needs to go start a career as a traveling waste of time.",
"needs to go take an ostrich on a joyride.",
"needs to go give life advice to guys on farmersOnly.com.",
"needs to go listen to some stranger's drama on a New York subway.",
"needs to go come up with a universal standard to shower spec and steps of operation.",
"is going to form a Committee to decide if hot dogs are sandwiches or not.",
"needs to go and figure out if cal zones are Pizzas or sandwiches!",
"needs to go to bathroom for rest of today!",
"needs to go to hustle some Vegas Buddha pamphlets.",
"needs to go build a multi billion dollar empire delivering tomatoes.",
"needs to eat a full pint of ice cream then put on my jeans and go sit under cold shower and cry dramatically for 20 minutes!",
"needs to go like WutFace WutFace WutFace WutFace for a few hours!",
"has an appointment with Santa!",
"needs to poop!",
"needs to go learn فارسی!",
"has to go eat a banana!",
"is going to apply for a Janitorial position at Twitch LLC.",
"needs to go turn his underwear into a kite.",
"needs to go change underwear. don't ask ...",
"needs to go contract Ebola.",
"needs to go start a new cult.",
"is going to <place generic excuse here>! screw you! You're not the boss of him ...",
"is going to nonya! nonya business!",
"needs to go to bank only to suddenly find out that he had a twin brother all along and then roll around in the grass and sing a cool Indian song when a flash mob suddenly shows up out of nowhere and dances along him... Yes it is the plot of every bollywood movie!",
"needs to go cause some unnecessary tension in a melodramatic family reunion!",
"needs to hijack a Zamboni and then put some sick rims on its tires!",
"Needs to water their fish!",
"needs to go sneak into his kitchen, grab a Popsicle he hid in a veggie bag in the freezer, eat it and then dispose the remains without his wife finding out!",
"needs to go get a pet tumble weed!",
"needs to teach a pack of squirrels how to pick pocket!",
"needs to go make a weather balloon that looks like an eye ball to spook bunch of hobbits!",
"needs to go bail his nephew out for having a lemonade stand without permit ... I mean his fault, you should not evade taxes even if you are only 9 unless you are a government official or big farma ...",
"needs to go dehumanize someone whose political views very slightly differ from mine!",
"needs to go lease a bat cave!",
"needs to go bail his 9 year old nephew out. He had  lemonade stand without a permit...",
"needs to go rent a rubber mallet for recreational purposes!",
"needs to go prepare for his magic show by shoving rice and confetti up his sleeves!",
"needs to go take part in a Granite slapping competition!",
"needs to form a mob of angry raccoons for financial purposes!",
"needs to go inflate the stocks for Push-Over-Plunge!",
"needs to go invest in a bouncy rug stock market!"