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- Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
- Oh, Merry Christmas to you, Stevey.

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Did you bring me any presents?

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Now, why would I wanna do that?

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Because it's Christmas.

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Oh. I thought Santa Claus
brought the presents at Christmas.

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You have been a good boy this year?

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I have, I swear.

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Well, then. Who knows?
Maybe he'll come.

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Santa.

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Reindeer.

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Santa?

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My daughter and I were in our beds.

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Mike was downstairs
decorating the tree.

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And I heard a thump on the roof
and then I heard Mike scream...

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...and now I'm talking to the FBI.

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You didn't see any of it?

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No, he was...

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He was just gone.

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- The doors were locked, no forced entry?
- That's right.

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- Does anybody else have a key?
- My parents.

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- Where do they live?
- Florida.

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Thanks for letting me have a look.

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I think we got just about
everything we need.

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We're all set.

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We'll be in touch.

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Agents.

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The police said my husband
might've been kidnapped.

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Could be.

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Then why haven't
the kidnappers called?

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Or demanded a ransom?

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It's three days until Christmas.

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What am I supposed to tell
our daughter?

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We're very sorry.

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Find anything?

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Stockings, mistletoe, this.

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A tooth? Where was this?

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In the chimney.
- No way a man fits up a chimney...

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...it's too narrow.
- No way he fits up in one piece.

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So if dad went up the chimney...

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We need to find out
what dragged him up there.

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So was I right?

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Is it the serial killing chimney sweep?

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Yup, it's actually Dick Van Dyke.

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- Who?
- Mary Poppins...

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- Who's that?
- Oh, come on... Engh. Never mind.

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Walsh is the second guy
grabbed out of his house this month.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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Did he get dragged up
the chimney too?

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Don't know. Witnesses said they heard
a thump on the roof.

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What are we dealing with?

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- Actually, I have an idea.
- Yeah?

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It's gonna sound crazy.

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What could you possibly say
that sounds crazy to me?

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Um... Evil Santa.

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- Yeah, that's crazy.
- Yeah.

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I'm just saying that there's some version
of the Anti-Claus in every culture.

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You got Belsnickel,
Krampus, Black Peter.

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- Whatever you wanna call it.
- Saying what?

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Saying, back in the day,
Santa's brother went rogue.

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Now he shows up around Christmas,
but instead he punishes the wicked.

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- By hauling their ass up chimneys?
- For starters, yeah.

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So this is your theory, huh?
Santa's shady brother?

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Well, I... Just saying,
that's what the lore says.

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Santa doesn't have a brother.
There is no Santa.

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Yeah, I know. You're the one who told
me that in the first place, remember?

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Yeah, you know what,
I could be wrong, I...

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Gotta be wrong.

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Maybe, maybe not.

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- What?
- I did a little digging.

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Both victims visited the same place...

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...before they got snatched.
- Where?

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Hurry up. Ha-ha.

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Hurry.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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It does kind of lend credence
to the theory.

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Yeah, but Anti-Claus? Couldn't be.

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It's a Christmas miracle. Speaking of,
we should have one this year.

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- Have one what?
- A Christmas.

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- Ha. No, thanks.
- No, we'll get a tree...

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...a little Boston Market,
just like when we were little.

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Dean, those weren't exactly
Hallmark memories for me.

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We had some great Christmases.

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- Who's childhood are you talking about?
- Come on, Sam.

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No, just...

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No.

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All right, grinch.

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What is that?

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Present for dad.

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Yeah, right. Where did you
get the money? Steal it?

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No. Uncle Bobby gave it to me
to give to him.

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Said it was real special.

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What is it?

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- A pony.
- Heh.

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Very funny.

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Dad's gonna be here, right?

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- He'll be here.
- But it's Christmas.

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He knows.

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And he'll be here. Promise.

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- Where is he anyway?
- On business.

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- What kind of business?
- You know that.

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- He sells stuff.
- What kind of stuff?

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Stuff.

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Nobody ever tells me anything.

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Then quit asking.

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Is dad a spy?

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- Mm-hm. He's James Bond.
- Why do we move around so much?

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Because everywhere we go,
they get sick of your face.

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I'm old enough, Dean.
You can tell me the truth.

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You don't wanna know the truth.
Believe me.

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Is that why we never talk about mom?

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Shut up!
Don't you ever talk about mom, ever!

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Wait, where are you going?

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Out.

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You'd think for the 10 bucks
it costs to get in...

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...Santa could scrounge up
a little snow.

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What?

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Nothing.
What are we looking for again?

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Um...

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Lore says that the Anti-Claus
will walk with a limp...

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...and smell like sweets.

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Great, so we're looking for
a pimp Santa. Why the sweets?

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Think about it. If you smell like candy,
the kids will come closer, you know?

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- That's creepy.
- Heh.

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How does this thing know who's been
naughty and who's been nice?

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I don't know.

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So, Ronny, come sit on Santa's knee.
Augh.

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There you go.

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- You've been a good boy this year?
Yeah.

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Good.

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Santa's got a special gift for you.

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Maybe we do.

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Come on, honey.

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- All right.
- Let's go.

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Welcome to Santa's Court.
Can I escort your child to Santa?

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No, no.

136
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But actually, my brother here,
it's been a lifelong dream of his.

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- Sorry. No kids over 12.
- No, he's just kidding.

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We only came here to watch.

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Ew.

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I didn't mean that we came here to... Y...

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Thanks a lot, Dean. Thanks for that.

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Check it out.

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It's all right.

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Are you seeing this?

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A lot of people walk with limps.

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- You didn't smell that? That was candy.
- That was ripple. I think. Had to be.

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Maybe.
We willing to take that chance?

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What time is it?

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Same as the last time you asked.

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Here.

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Caffeinate.

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Wonderful.

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Hey, Sam.

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Yeah?

155
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Why are you the boy
that hates Christmas?

156
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- Dean.
- I mean, I admit it.

157
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We had a few bumpy holidays
when we were kids.

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- Bumpy?
- But that was then.

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We'll do it right this year.

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Look, Dean, if you wanna
have Christmas, knock yourself out.

161
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Just don't involve me.

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Oh, yeah. That would be great.
Me and myself making cranberry molds.

163
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What's up with Saint Nicotine?

164
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Oh, my God!

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Ha.

166
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- What?
- Nothing.

167
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It's just that...

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Well, you know, Mr. Gung-Ho Christmas
might have to blow away Santa.

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The hell you doing here, huh?

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I'm really not interested, okay?

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Mistle my toe.

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Roast my chestnut.

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L...

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Jingle my bell.

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Let's go.

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Santa, you're early.

177
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So that's how your son
described the attack?

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Santa took daddy up the chimney?

179
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That's what he says, yes.

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- And where were you?
- I was asleep.

181
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And all of a sudden, Al was being
dragged out of bed, screaming.

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Did you see the attacker?

183
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It was dark and he hit me.

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He knocked me out.

185
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I'm sorry. I know this is hard.

186
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Yeah. Uh...

187
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Mrs. Caldwell, where did you get
that wreath above the fireplace?

188
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Excuse me?

189
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Just curious, you know?

190
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Wreaths, huh? Sure you didn't
wanna ask her about her shoes?

191
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I saw some nice handbags
in the foyer.

192
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- We've seen that wreath before, Dean.
- Where?

193
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The Walsh's. Yesterday.

194
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I know. I was just testing you.

195
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Yeah. All right.

196
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Well, keep looking, would you?

197
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Thanks, Bobby.

198
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Well, we're not dealing
with the Anti-Claus.

199
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What did Bobby say?

200
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That we're morons.

201
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He also said that it was probably
meadowsweet in those wreaths.

202
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Wow. Amazing.
What the hell is meadowsweet?

203
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It's pretty rare and it's the most
powerful plant in pagan lore.

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- Pagan lore?
- Yeah.

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They'd use meadowsweet
for human sacrifices.

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It was kind of like a chum
for their gods.

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Gods were drawn to it, they'd stop by
and snack on the nearest human.

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Why would somebody use that
for Christmas wreaths?

209
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It's not so crazy as it sounds, Dean.

210
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Pretty much every
Christmas tradition is pagan.

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Christmas is Jesus' birthday.

212
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Jesus' birthday was probably in the fall.
It was the winter solstice festival...

213
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...that was co-opted by the Church
and renamed.

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The yule log, Santa's red suit,
that's all remnants of pagan worship.

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How do you know that?

216
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What will you tell me next?
Easter bunny's Jewish?

217
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Think we're dealing with a pagan god?

218
00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:24,969
Yeah, probably Holdenacar...

219
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...god of the winter solstice.

220
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And all these Martha Stewart wannabes
buying these fancy wreaths.

221
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Yup, it's like putting a neon sign
on your front door saying:

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- "Come kill us. "
- Great.

223
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Huh.

224
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When you sacrifice to Holdenacar,
guess what he gives you?

225
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- Lap dances, hopefully.
- Mild weather.

226
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Like no snow in the middle
of December in Michigan.

227
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- For instance.
- Do we know how to kill it?

228
00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:54,745
No, Bobby's working on that now.

229
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We gotta figure out
where they're selling those wreaths.

230
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They're selling them on purpose?

231
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Feeding the victims to this thing?

232
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Let's find out.

233
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- Can I help you, boys?
- I hope so.

234
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We were playing Jenga over
at the Walsh's the other night and...

235
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Well, he hasn't shut up since
about this wreath.

236
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- I don't know. You tell him.
- Sure.

237
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It was yummy.

238
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,645
I sell a lot of wreaths, guys.

239
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,404
Right, right, but you see,
this one would have been really special.

240
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It had... It had green leaves,
white buds on it.

241
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Might have been made
of meadowsweet?

242
00:17:46,414 --> 00:17:48,905
Well, aren't you a fussy one?

243
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N...

244
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He is. Heh-heh.

245
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:55,871
Anyway, I know the one
you're talking about. I'm all out.

246
00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:58,833
Huh. Seems like this meadowsweet
stuff's rare and expensive.

247
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- Why make wreaths out of it?
- I didn't make them.

248
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,919
- Who did?
- Madge Carrigan, a local lady.

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00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:06,764
Said they were so special,
she gave them to me for free.

250
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:08,757
- She didn't charge you.
- Nope.

251
00:18:08,932 --> 00:18:10,759
- Sell them for free?
- It's Christmas...

252
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:14,468
...people pay a butt-load for this crap.
- That's the spirit.

253
00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:20,690
How much do you think
a meadowsweet wreath would cost?

254
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:24,643
- Couple hundred dollars, at least.
- This lady's giving them away for free?

255
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,230
What do you think about that?

256
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,571
Well, I'd say it's pretty suspicious.

257
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:34,576
Remember that wreath
Dad brought home that one year?

258
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:39,365
You mean, the one he stole from,
like, a liquor store?

259
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,078
Yeah, it was a bunch
of empty beer cans.

260
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,958
That thing was great.

261
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:48,172
I bet if I looked around hard enough,
I could probably find one just like it.

262
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,798
All right.

263
00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:53,799
- Dude, what's going on with you?
- What?

264
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:58,346
Since when are you Bing Crosby?
Why do you wanna do Christmas so bad?

265
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,139
Why are you so against it? Were your
childhood memories that traumatic?

266
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,385
- That has nothing to do with it.
- Then what?

267
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,562
I mean, I just... I don't get it.

268
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,601
You haven't talked about Christmas
in years.

269
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,016
Well, yeah.

270
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:16,893
This is my last year.

271
00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,203
I know.

272
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:29,664
That's why I can't.

273
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,541
What do you mean?

274
00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:41,290
I mean, I can't just sit around
drinking eggnog...

275
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,873
...pretending everything's okay...

276
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,969
...when I know next Christmas
you'll be dead.

277
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,467
I just can't.

278
00:20:07,905 --> 00:20:11,736
- Thought you went out?
- Yeah, and I got you dinner.

279
00:20:12,951 --> 00:20:15,027
Don't forget your vegetables.

280
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,540
I know why you keep a gun
under your pillow.

281
00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,086
No, you don't.

282
00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:33,503
Stay out of my stuff.

283
00:20:33,926 --> 00:20:36,251
And I know why we lay salt down
everywhere we go.

284
00:20:36,428 --> 00:20:38,919
No, you don't. Shut up.

285
00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:47,809
Where did you get that? That's dad's.

286
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:50,055
He's gonna kick your ass
for reading that.

287
00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,558
- Are monsters real?
- What?

288
00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:54,606
- You're crazy.
- Tell me.

289
00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:11,033
I swear, if you ever tell dad
I told you any of this, I will end you.

290
00:21:11,206 --> 00:21:12,665
Promise.

291
00:21:21,006 --> 00:21:25,798
First thing you have to know is
we have the coolest dad in the world.

292
00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:28,509
- He's a superhero.
- He is?

293
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,174
Yeah.

294
00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,088
Monsters are real.

295
00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:35,308
Dad fights them.

296
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,101
He's fighting them right now.

297
00:21:37,270 --> 00:21:40,021
But dad said the monsters under my bed
weren't real.

298
00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:44,352
That's because he'd already checked
under there.

299
00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:46,897
But, yeah, they're real.

300
00:21:48,237 --> 00:21:49,435
Almost everything's real.

301
00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:51,939
Is Santa real?

302
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:53,397
No.

303
00:21:57,245 --> 00:22:00,779
If monsters are real, then they
could get us. They could get me.

304
00:22:00,956 --> 00:22:03,873
- Dad's not gonna let them get you.
- But what if they get him?

305
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:06,369
They aren't gonna get dad.

306
00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:08,335
Dad's, like, the best.

307
00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:12,413
I read in dad's book
that they got mom.

308
00:22:16,427 --> 00:22:17,837
It's complicated, Sam.

309
00:22:18,011 --> 00:22:21,510
If they got mom, they can get dad.
If they can get dad, they can get us.

310
00:22:22,849 --> 00:22:24,129
It's not like that.

311
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,805
Okay, dad's fine.

312
00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:29,721
We're fine.

313
00:22:30,313 --> 00:22:31,973
Trust me.

314
00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:41,146
- You okay?
- Yeah.

315
00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,608
You know, dad's gonna be here
for Christmas.

316
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,318
Just like he always is.

317
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:54,833
I just wanna go to sleep, okay?

318
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,420
Yeah, okay.

319
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,301
It'll all be better when you wake up.

320
00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:13,306
You'll see.

321
00:23:17,394 --> 00:23:19,018
Promise.

322
00:23:36,451 --> 00:23:38,858
So this is where Mrs. Wreath lives,
huh?

323
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:43,573
Boy, can't you just feel the evil,
pagan vibe?

324
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,453
- Yes?
- Tell me you're the Madge Carrigan...

325
00:23:53,631 --> 00:23:56,169
...who makes the wreaths.
- Why, yes I am.

326
00:23:56,342 --> 00:23:57,800
- Hah. Bingo.
- Yeah.

327
00:23:57,968 --> 00:24:01,966
We were just admiring your wreaths
at Mr. Silar's place the other day.

328
00:24:02,139 --> 00:24:03,170
You were?

329
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,806
Isn't that meadowsweet the finest
smelling thing you ever smelled?

330
00:24:06,976 --> 00:24:08,055
It is. It sure is.

331
00:24:08,227 --> 00:24:11,144
But seem the problem is that
all your wreaths had sold out...

332
00:24:11,313 --> 00:24:13,804
...before we got the chance to buy one.
- Oh, fudge.

333
00:24:13,982 --> 00:24:16,472
You wouldn't happen to have
another one.

334
00:24:16,651 --> 00:24:20,399
Oh, no. I'm afraid those were
the only ones I had for this season.

335
00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:22,895
Why'd you decide to make them
out of meadowsweet?

336
00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:24,981
Why, the smell, of course.

337
00:24:25,158 --> 00:24:27,233
I don't think I've smelled
anything finer.

338
00:24:27,409 --> 00:24:30,493
- Yeah. You mentioned that.
- What's going on, honey?

339
00:24:30,662 --> 00:24:33,615
Well, just some nice boys,
asking about my wreaths, dear.

340
00:24:33,790 --> 00:24:36,114
Oh, the wreaths are fine.
Fine wreaths.

341
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,329
Oh. Care for some peanut brittle?

342
00:24:39,711 --> 00:24:41,335
Ooh... Mm. Heh.

343
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:42,826
We're okay.

344
00:24:48,802 --> 00:24:51,292
I knew it.
Something was off with those two.

345
00:24:51,471 --> 00:24:54,091
- What did you find?
- They lived in Seattle last year...

346
00:24:54,264 --> 00:24:56,173
...where two abductions took place.

347
00:24:56,349 --> 00:24:58,057
They moved here in January.

348
00:24:58,226 --> 00:25:01,511
The Christmas crap wasn't boughs
of holly, it was vervain and mint.

349
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:03,726
- Pagan stuff?
- Serious pagan stuff.

350
00:25:03,897 --> 00:25:07,312
Ozzie and Harriett are keeping a god
hidden underneath their couch?

351
00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:09,855
All I know is
we gotta check them out.

352
00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:14,441
What about Bobby? He's sure evergreen
stakes will kill this thing, right?

353
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,774
Yeah, he's sure.

354
00:25:42,763 --> 00:25:45,088
See, plastic.

355
00:26:22,628 --> 00:26:23,659
Hey, Dean.

356
00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:06,080
Oh.

357
00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:53,484
Aah!
- Sam!

358
00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:11,127
Gosh, I wish you boys
hadn't come down here.

359
00:28:34,153 --> 00:28:35,564
Dean?

360
00:28:36,489 --> 00:28:38,148
Are you okay?

361
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,906
Yeah, I think so.

362
00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:45,325
So I guess we're dealing
with Mr. And Mrs. God.

363
00:28:45,663 --> 00:28:47,821
- Nice to know.
- Yeah.

364
00:28:47,998 --> 00:28:50,667
Oh, and here we thought
you two lazybones...

365
00:28:50,833 --> 00:28:53,620
...were gonna sleep straight through
all the fun stuff. Ha-ha.

366
00:28:53,794 --> 00:28:57,874
- And miss all this? No, we're partiers.
- Isn't he a kick in the pants, honey?

367
00:28:58,048 --> 00:29:00,123
You're hunters, is what you are.

368
00:29:00,299 --> 00:29:01,628
Yeah, and you're pagan gods.

369
00:29:01,801 --> 00:29:04,374
So why don't we call it even
and go our separate ways?

370
00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:08,052
What, so you can bring back more
hunters and kill us? I don't think so.

371
00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:11,307
You should have thought that
before you went snacking on humans.

372
00:29:11,476 --> 00:29:12,887
- Oh, now, don't get all wet.
- Ho.

373
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:16,595
Why, we used to take over
a hundred tributes a year.

374
00:29:16,772 --> 00:29:19,013
And that's a fact.

375
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:22,191
Now, what do we take,
what, two, three?

376
00:29:22,735 --> 00:29:25,190
- Uhn.
- Hardy Boys here make five.

377
00:29:27,155 --> 00:29:29,148
Now, that's not so bad, is it?

378
00:29:29,324 --> 00:29:31,482
You say it like that,
you are the Cunninghams.

379
00:29:31,659 --> 00:29:33,616
You better show us a little respect.

380
00:29:33,786 --> 00:29:34,900
Or what?

381
00:29:35,412 --> 00:29:37,535
- You'll eat us?
Not so fast.

382
00:29:37,706 --> 00:29:41,489
- There's rituals to be followed first.
- Oh, we're just sticklers for ritual.

383
00:29:42,585 --> 00:29:44,411
You know what kicks off
the shebang?

384
00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:46,329
Let me guess. Meadowsweet.

385
00:29:46,504 --> 00:29:48,461
Oh, shucks, you're all out of wreaths.

386
00:29:48,631 --> 00:29:50,789
I guess we'll have
to cancel the sacrifice.

387
00:29:51,634 --> 00:29:53,958
Don't be such a gloomy Gus.

388
00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:56,053
There.

389
00:29:56,387 --> 00:29:58,261
Oh.

390
00:29:58,598 --> 00:30:00,886
Don't they just look darling?

391
00:30:01,058 --> 00:30:02,433
Good enough to eat.

392
00:30:04,352 --> 00:30:08,100
Alrighty-roo, step number two.

393
00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:14,227
- Sammy.
No.

394
00:30:14,402 --> 00:30:15,777
- Sammy?
No, no, don't.

395
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:18,649
- Aah!
- Leave him alone, you son of a bitch!

396
00:30:19,114 --> 00:30:22,031
You hear how they talk to us?
Ha-ha. To gods?

397
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,200
Listen, pal, back in the day,
we were worshipped by millions.

398
00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:27,658
- Times have changed.
- Ha. Tell me about it.

399
00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:31,033
All of a sudden, this Jesus character's
the hot, new thing in town.

400
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:35,122
Our altars are being burned down and
we're being hunted down like monsters.

401
00:30:35,295 --> 00:30:39,623
But did we say peep?
Oh, no, no, no, we did not.

402
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,672
Two millennium.

403
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:45,708
We kept a low profile,
we got jobs, a mortgage.

404
00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,711
- We... What was that word, dear?
- We assimilated.

405
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,632
Yeah, we assimilated.

406
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,428
Why, we play bridge on Tuesdays
and Fridays.

407
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,179
We're just like everybody else.

408
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,309
You're not blending like you think,
lady.

409
00:30:57,479 --> 00:31:00,052
This might pinch a bit, dear.

410
00:31:00,315 --> 00:31:02,272
Aah! You bitch!

411
00:31:02,775 --> 00:31:04,353
Oh, my goodness, me.

412
00:31:04,527 --> 00:31:06,484
Somebody owes a nickel
to the swear jar.

413
00:31:07,237 --> 00:31:11,021
Oh, do you know what I say
when I feel like swearing? Fudge.

414
00:31:11,949 --> 00:31:13,278
I'll try and remember that.

415
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,024
You boys have no idea
how lucky you are.

416
00:31:16,203 --> 00:31:18,824
There was a time when
kids came from miles around...

417
00:31:18,997 --> 00:31:22,330
...just to be sitting where you are.
- What do you think you're doing?

418
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,746
You fudging touch me again,
I'll fudging kill you!

419
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,294
Very good.

420
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,963
Aah!

421
00:31:35,468 --> 00:31:37,461
No. No, don't.

422
00:31:46,603 --> 00:31:48,560
Oh-ho. We've got a winner.

423
00:32:02,408 --> 00:32:05,112
- What else, dear?
Well, let's see.

424
00:32:05,285 --> 00:32:07,361
Fingernail, blood. Oh!

425
00:32:07,537 --> 00:32:10,703
Sweet Peter on a Popsicle stick.
Heh. I forgot the tooth.

426
00:32:10,915 --> 00:32:12,990
- Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, dear.

427
00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:16,036
- Merry Christmas, Sam.
- Mm.

428
00:32:21,465 --> 00:32:24,038
- Open wide and say: Aah.
- Ach!

429
00:32:24,718 --> 00:32:25,998
Aah!

430
00:32:29,388 --> 00:32:30,763
So are you gonna get that?

431
00:32:32,724 --> 00:32:34,348
You should get that.

432
00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:39,894
Come on.

433
00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:44,768
Merry Christmas.

434
00:32:44,942 --> 00:32:47,433
- I told you I smelled fruitcake.
- You shouldn't have.

435
00:32:47,611 --> 00:32:50,232
- Oh. Bite your tongue. It's my pleasure.
- Looks scrumptious.

436
00:32:50,405 --> 00:32:52,397
We're going caroling, care to join?

437
00:32:52,573 --> 00:32:53,652
You know we would...

438
00:32:53,824 --> 00:32:56,611
It's my back.
Darn thing's giving me fits.

439
00:32:56,785 --> 00:32:58,279
That's a shame.

440
00:32:58,453 --> 00:33:00,611
- Oh, well, Merry Christmas.
- And to you too.

441
00:33:00,788 --> 00:33:03,410
- Are we still on for bridge tomorrow?
- With bells on.

442
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:05,575
- Yes. Okay, bye.
- Bye-bye.

443
00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:17,124
Ah. Where were we?

444
00:33:31,439 --> 00:33:33,846
What do we do now?
The stakes are in the basement.

445
00:33:34,024 --> 00:33:36,562
Well, we need more evergreen, Dean.

446
00:33:38,028 --> 00:33:40,353
I think I just found us some more.

447
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:42,356
Help me get this.

448
00:34:14,891 --> 00:34:17,464
You little thing.

449
00:34:17,935 --> 00:34:20,093
I loved that tree.

450
00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:32,607
Madge!

451
00:35:04,015 --> 00:35:05,674
Merry Christmas.

452
00:35:26,575 --> 00:35:28,531
Sam, wake up.

453
00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:32,784
Dad was here. Look what he brought.

454
00:35:32,955 --> 00:35:35,445
- Dad was here?
- Yeah.

455
00:35:35,624 --> 00:35:37,450
Look at this. We made a killing.

456
00:35:39,044 --> 00:35:40,586
Why didn't he try to wake me up?

457
00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:43,873
He tried to, like, a thousand times.

458
00:35:44,882 --> 00:35:45,961
He did?

459
00:35:46,467 --> 00:35:49,752
Yeah. Did I tell you he would
give us Christmas or what?

460
00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:52,210
Go on. Dive in.

461
00:36:07,108 --> 00:36:08,686
What is it?

462
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,771
Sapphire Barbie?

463
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:15,023
- Heh. Dad probably thinks you're a girl.
- Shut up.

464
00:36:15,198 --> 00:36:16,443
Open that one.

465
00:36:26,165 --> 00:36:28,703
- Dad never showed, did he?
- Yeah, he did. I swear.

466
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:31,791
Dean, where did you get all this stuff?

467
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:38,711
Nice house up the block.

468
00:36:41,052 --> 00:36:44,551
I swear, I didn't know
they were chick presents.

469
00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:49,339
Look, I'm sure dad
would have been here if he could.

470
00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:52,301
- Lf he's alive.
- Don't say that.

471
00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:54,810
Of course he's alive.

472
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,606
He's dad.

473
00:37:04,364 --> 00:37:05,562
Here.

474
00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:08,070
- Take this.
- No.

475
00:37:08,242 --> 00:37:10,033
No, that's for dad.

476
00:37:10,202 --> 00:37:12,194
Dad lied to me.

477
00:37:12,454 --> 00:37:13,734
I want you to have it.

478
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,535
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

479
00:37:37,349 --> 00:37:39,388
Thank you, Sam. L...

480
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:41,302
I love it.

481
00:37:59,742 --> 00:38:01,818
Hey, you get the beer?

482
00:38:02,327 --> 00:38:03,952
What's all this?

483
00:38:04,287 --> 00:38:05,532
What do you think it is?

484
00:38:05,705 --> 00:38:06,868
It's Christmas.

485
00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:14,538
What made you change your mind?

486
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:22,003
Here, try the eggnog.

487
00:38:23,179 --> 00:38:25,503
Let me know
if it needs some more kick.

488
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:31,215
- No, we're good.
- Yeah?

489
00:38:31,394 --> 00:38:32,591
- Yeah.
- Good.

490
00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:38,225
Well, have a seat.
Let's do Christmas stuff or whatever.

491
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,393
All right, first thing's first.

492
00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:51,198
Merry Christmas, Sam.

493
00:38:53,370 --> 00:38:55,991
- Where did you get these?
- Someplace special.

494
00:38:56,706 --> 00:38:58,283
- Gas mart down the street.
- Ha-ha-ha.

495
00:38:58,457 --> 00:38:59,488
Open them up.

496
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,328
Yeah.

497
00:39:01,543 --> 00:39:04,627
- Great minds think alike, Dean.
- Really?

498
00:39:04,796 --> 00:39:06,171
Here you go.

499
00:39:06,338 --> 00:39:08,378
Oh, come on.

500
00:39:09,466 --> 00:39:10,960
Yeah.

501
00:39:11,468 --> 00:39:13,294
Skin mags...

502
00:39:15,304 --> 00:39:16,383
...and shaving cream.

503
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,097
You like?

504
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,463
Yeah, yeah.

505
00:39:28,732 --> 00:39:31,567
Well, look at this.
Fuel for me and fuel for my baby.

506
00:39:33,278 --> 00:39:36,314
- These are awesome. Thanks.
- Good.

507
00:39:40,534 --> 00:39:41,613
Merry Christmas, bro.

508
00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:44,284
Yeah, yeah.

509
00:39:44,454 --> 00:39:45,734
Here, Merry Christmas.

510
00:40:02,385 --> 00:40:03,843
Hey, Dean.

511
00:40:17,897 --> 00:40:20,269
Do you feel like watching the game?

512
00:40:20,441 --> 00:40:21,721
Absolutely.

513
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,439
All right.