Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house

22/M/5'10"
The best way to describe Honeydew is "confused". The poor guy has a serious case of Alzheimer and can barely remember who he is half the time. In fact, most of the time he doesn't, so he likes to make up things to fill in the gaps. Honey has a fluffy untamed bush of white hair, with pale green eyes, and some serious stubble on his chin. He wears rectangle wire framed glasses (which have a chain connecting them for when he doesnt use them, because otherwise he'll forget he has them.) His house is covered with post-it notes to remind himself of little things that he tends to forget, which is everything.