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- A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot…
- Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m."
- He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
- The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
- They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
- She's there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
- She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.
- They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.
- She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."
- The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.
- Only this time, she plays left-handed.
- The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
- They're totally amazed.
- They can't figure her out.
- She's very pleasant and a gracious winner.
- They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
- The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.
- This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them.
- The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
- However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.
- This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
- They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
- The lady blushes, and grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."
- "When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
- The guys think this is hysterical.
- Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
- She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
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