My Pet Slime

     I never wanted to be a celebrity, I was just looking for a pet. I was looking for something small and easy to take care of; I only work minimum wage and part time; hell if not for my house being a foreclosure on the previous owner I’d be living in a one room apartment somewhere. Hopefully a one room apartment and not my mother’s basement. Thanks to those new pet laws most small exotic pets are nearly impossible to get and sky rocketed in cost thanks to breeders. GMO pets are all the rage anyway, new species made just to be pets; of course I could just have gotten a cat or dog; but between work and how small my house is and all the stuff those need and food for them I couldn’t afford it. It was looking like I was just going to have a goldfish or something.

    Well anyway I read online about GMO pets, I’d love to have gotten a Tiny Kaiju, a little monster you could put in a fish tank, or terrarium, or something; but man those things are expensive. I mean sure you have the custom ones that start out at like 1600 dollars, but even the pre-made ones based on licensed movie monsters start out at like 500 dollars for one the size of a fire belly toad. (I also heard some species are even more expensive or illegal in some countries, or require special licenses because of the whole *integrity* thing making them as close to the “real” thing as possible (AKA tiny flying freaks that move as fast as bullets and can be just as dangerous or breathe fire)…man that’s just crazy. Of course they also sell these “randomized” Kaiju, which are usually just real ugly looking like deformed glowing fetus lizards or something, those start out at 50 dollars.

    Going through the pet store, felt more like going through a toy store. Now I’m not a kid, or real old or anything, but I do remember how pet stores used to be. You’d go in and there would be one area of fish, salt water fish, reptiles, amphibians, small mammals, maybe birds, with very few having puppies and kittens. I remember the pet stores thinning out and becoming harder to come by, with most just carrying fish and other small animals, or sadly local wild life; seriously I went in one I swear they were selling the same species of frogs I had seen in a park the day before. Now what I mean by the toy store remark is aside from “randomized” Kaiju which were like ugly monster toys or dinosaur toys come to life like you see in bags at a dollar store, they also had tiny big-headed pastel colored ponies, tiny dinosaurs, tiny elephants, tiny everything really, candy colored fish and reptiles, these fuzz ball things that I honestly think are super creepy looking but the sign insisted were hypoallergenic and kid friendly, and all sorts of freaky stuff.

   I told the pet store attendant what I wanted, something cheap and easy to take care of; something I could leave in an aquarium or tank while at work, but I could also handle, and easy to train would be nice…yeah a tall order. I swear this kid tried to sell me on this snot ball called a “Giant Amoeba”, yeah giant to an actual amoeba maybe, it was like less than an inch long; and looked like living snot mixed with splooge. The care sign said they were easy to take of sure, eat whatever organic crap you have in the tank and microbes; but it also said not to handle them as they could cause chemical burns, and had zero intelligence; for the cost I might as well have been buying a fiddler crab; at least that wouldn’t make me retch.

  That is when a…more senior attendant…someone who had been working there longer came along, she had overheard me and told me there was a perfect pet. A plastic refrigerated display case by the register had them, I thought it was just pet food there. But among the cans of dried meal worms and blood worms and what not were cases that read “Pet Slime”. Okay, I had heard of these things, but mostly about like companies using them to clean sewage plants, or remove biological materials and toxic materials from waste sites and what not. I even heard of spas and stuff using them to like remove dead skin and hair from people. Didn’t sound like a pet to me really, no more so than those radiation eating fungi. But, okay, I read the little instruction booklet for them, imprinting on an owner, can be trained, about as smart as a cat, easy to feed (the booklet even claimed it was possible to never pay for their food as they would eat dead grass, leaves, toenails, hair,…yeah it actually said that in the booklet, even had this color chart to tell you what colors they would turn if fed too much/enough of certain foods; stating that to keep them blue or return them to being blue like how they start out you’d need to only feed them water and sugar basically. I have to say the purple warning thing is sad, sad that they had to tell people in the instruction booklet not to feed them things like hairspray and chlorine or bleach because they’d suck out the water but then release the poisons into the air as excrement, turning purple as a warning they had become toxic. Who was doing this that they needed to warn people to specifically not feed them poison? Okay the apparently indestructible stuff was a bit worrisome, and the whole “pet for life you can pass down to your children and grandchildren” I guessed it was like a turtle or a jellyfish with no definite life span, which is weird they’d know that when they just made them…but maybe that’s why.

    So okay, I bought the thing, even if everything I read made me raise an eyebrow at the fact it was in a tiny plastic can. I was told they can’t consume plastics or glass, and they do have special beginner homes I could buy; but I have this terrarium from when I was a kid and had lizards so that would work. Also they said they like it warm and go into a kind of slow moving sleep when cold and dark; which is why they were refrigerated; especially since the whole “imprinting” thing was a big seller and they don’t want new owners to worry about the slime trying to (run away) which the booklet pointed out the problems with pipes and air ducts they can easily get into (I read most of it after buying the thing); well anyway, running away because they imprinted on a pet store employee or someone who reached into the tank at the pet store rather than the new owner. So yeah, brings up the question of passing them on to anyone…but whatever, it’s twenty bucks and to keep it small all I had to do was make it a tiny dish filled with like left over bread crumbs, peanut shells, grass from the yard, water, or like sugar, pepper, salt packets that come with fast food, or like globs of ketchup, the list literally goes on forever *apple peels*, ect…the color chart was helpful to know what to avoid because I don’t want it turning like yellow or something.

   So okay I spent a good chunk of time setting up its tank, stuff for it move on, plastic caves, tubes, a food dish, a water dish, and I had this can just sitting on the table while reading the instruction booklet and setting shit up. I noticed the can moving, trust me an “oh shit” moment realizing it had been warming up while sitting there, so I had this animal trapped in a can probably freaking out. So I opened the thing and…I felt ripped off honestly. It wasn’t like a puppy licking your face, or a frog hopping away and you have to chase it back into its tank, or mewing kitten or something. It was this blue blob filling the can. I had flash backs to those plastic canisters full of sticky goop you could buy from the toy store; which really made me think about how the pet store felt like a toy store.

     It wasn’t sticking to the can like those gunk toys would, I blew on it and it rippled like it had the shivers. I laughed, that was kind of cute. I held the can sideways inside the tank, it didn’t move. I tried to coax it out, laughed because I was holding out a peanut shell trying to coax blue sludge out of a can. I picked it up and just looked at it. I poked it with my finger and my finger got stuck. I was like “did it just bite me?”, but in a brief moment it let go and wow; my finger was cleaned; like the dried dead skin from the weather was gone and it had cleaned my fingernail. So I sat it down and put all my finger tips (one hand) in it and it did the same. I was laughing, while remembering the whole (spa) thing. While sitting there I guess it climbed out of the can, because next thing I knew I had this tiny blue blob just sitting in the palm of my hand. It wasn’t sticky or slimy; more like a smooth jellybean that jiggled.

   I ended up playing with the thing, moving about my hands, it was cleaning them, although I had a bit of a shock when I realized it ate the hair off my knuckles and back of my hands. I was also surprised because I didn’t even feel it. I guess the first time I fed it, I fed it dirt from my fingernails, dead dried skin, and hair from my hands. I remember even saying, “guess your fed now.” I put it in its tank while I finished setting up its tank. Okay now, this tank sits on a dresser in my room, next to my computer desk and on the opposite wall from my television.

   Okay, the booklet, I finally got to this part, talked about handling, petting, not to be worried if the first time its handled it “noms” some dried skin, under the fingernails, hair, or dirt, as this is their just woke up hunger and can be prevented from doing this if fed a sugar pack (included) before handling…yeah, no real complaints, but guess I should have sat the can inside the tank and finished reading this thing. But it then advised to handle them as much as possible as they like to be handled; stuff about what could happen if there was a second one in the tank (how they divide and remerge if they get too big or too small, seemed freaky that the bigger side would absorb the smaller one, but it went on about two different ones sharing tricks only they knew…yeah this booklet was detailed alright, given it was separate on the receipt I realized this fold out sheet tapped to the lid was the actual basic care sheet. It covered some basics too, feeding, first opening, handling; the booklet was better though. What both things failed to mention however was that they could climb up glass.

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    I am not going to spare any details about this, given what people think of me, fuck it. That night I had a wet dream, the first one I’d had in a while honestly; I mean I have the internet so the porn of the world is literally at my fingertips. I remember the dream was weird, the woman in it had a long tongue and was had a mouth like a sucker fish. When I woke up there was no sign I had cum, but I jumped when I turned over and nearly rolled onto the pet slime. It was sitting near my chest on the bed. I guessed it had gotten hungry and explored out of its tank. I mean my bedspread probably has a ton of dead skin in them, bit of hair, and assorted biological material. I picked it up and sat it on my chest. It got stuck on one of my nipples, a rather pleasant sucking feeling. I put my hand on it, laughing that it was like a breast implant. When I pulled it off the hair around my nipple was gone. I made a note that it might graze on me if I wasn’t careful; then again the thought of easy hair removal came to me given all that spa stuff they use these things for.

    Of course real life gets in the way; couldn’t spend the whole day playing with it. In hindsight I probably should have bought a pet when I had the next day off, or a few days between shifts; but I had just gotten my tax return in and as they say, it was burning a hole in my pocket. So I grabbed some random stuff I had lying around to feed it; hey the instruction booklet said anything organic; so I just put in its bowl some sugar and salt from packets left over from eating fast food, and grabbing some tissues out of the garbage along with the old French fries, peanut shells, and paper towels with old ketchup stains on them. I didn’t mean to grab up the tissues, but hey, the booklet said the slimes can’t get sick and in fact can consume mucus, bacteria, and even viruses, so what the hell handful of random organic garbage. Then it was off to work.

     When I came home from work I found the palm sized slime had grown to about the size of one of those little mop dogs, or like a small cat or something. I figured I overfed it, it did say they would grow if they ate too much. But it was like excited to see me, ended up playing for a good while. Honestly couldn’t believe how playful and energetic something without a face, or just yeah…a blob, living jelly bean thing could be. When it started to calm down, I guess burning off all that excess energy from eating so much and being in a tank all day, I sat down to watch television. Had the slime sitting in my lap like a cat, petting it and what not; after a while I guess it fell asleep or something. Well I was watching something of let’s say an erotic nature and forgetting myself undid my belt and put my hand down my pants; yeah I said I wasn’t going to mix words here, I was about to masturbate. No sooner do I push my underwear aside for my hand than the slime shoots down into my pants. I can say it freaked me out as it was wrapped around my cock and balls, like engulfed them into its body. I pulled my pants down as fast as I could, I think this might have encouraged it because next thing I know my mind is blown. This slime was undulating on my genitals, massaging my dick, my balls, pressing into something at the base of my dick that made me rock hard, and pretty sure it had gone into my dick a little ways too. This thing was gobbling on my junk, and it was amazing. I spread my legs, laid back against the wall, and put my hand on it. It was encouraged I think as I pet it, I mean expert level blow job, everything at once. I was in heaven, although at the time I was imagining a woman was between my legs as this slime covered my crotch like a pillow and sucked on everything. I felt it tighten on the base of my cock as I shot my load. I didn’t even go remotely soft, this slime somehow picked up on how to keep me erect and kept on. I shot two more incredible loads before being completely spent and fell asleep right there on the floor. I don’t know if it got anymore out of me that night, or how many times if it did. I was thirsty when I came to at about three in the morning, the slime was sitting on my bed, sleeping I think; really hard to tell. One thing though that made my eye twitch, it had eaten all my pubic hair as well, yeah bare, it looked so weird.

    Well this was when I really started to do my home work; I remember that it was being finicky with its food the next few days. I didn’t give it an opportunity to get at my privates again; for a time. They were supposed to feed on anything organic so long as it was dead, and here it was only nibbling at the food I left it, although it did seem to be favoring the sweet and salty foods and leaving anything else for last. It would try to get near my crotch when we played, but I made sure my belt was tight and my zipper too. Trying to figure out how to train it not to, all the books and sites on training them were about tricks.

   I did come across some weird stuff online I didn’t know before, like how the whole spa thing got started. Not sure if that stuff should have been included in the booklets or not, because it might be a nice fact to know what they can do with your body. Read about the lady who discovered they will eat hair off the legs and arms…you know surprised she isn’t as infamous as I am, there is no way that discovery wasn’t kinky. Then the guy who made me roll my eyes, the one who discovered that they can clean your body out. Something those spas offer also, I think I had read about that before, that they can pass through the body cleaning out fat, meat, and toxins built up in the digestive system; some Hollywood sort of thing. Dude apparently started out inspired by those birds that clean crocodile teeth and decided to see if his tiny pet slime would do that. It did, but then shot down his throat after cleaning his mouth out. He says it freaked him out, but he also stated he was disappointed that he couldn’t use the slimes for dental work (guess he was a dentist) if they couldn’t be stopped from squirming down the patient’s throat. Not everyone would want the experience no matter how beneficial it was. I looked at my own slime, with the reduced diet I had her on it was a bit smaller than a cat now.

   Well I got away from those sites, while I had my slime out in a kiddy pool I bought, with the no eating plastic bit I figured this was a safe spot for playing, pretty sure even then it could climb out, but the larger space and thinks to move through and move around it seemed fine. I did eventually find an article about their diets and specializing; it started off with the whole color thing, red from meat, yellow from high citrus, green from vegetation, orange from eating mostly things with Beta-carotene, pink from eating almost nothing but candy, and of course the purple from eating poisons. The orange and pink ones weren’t in the booklet. Guess people were experimenting with their diet, but blue from primarily sugar, salt, and water. Some claimed they could also turn a grainy textured brown or white thanks to adapting to their environment; lots of “hoax” comments on those; but you get those comments on everything. One that was interesting was the black ones, apparently if fed nothing but crap…yeah manure and such they would turn this sticky black tar color and texture. Apparently the ones used for sanitation look like this. Creepy I can tell you, to think of living tar monsters in the sewer eating shit. I would never dream of feeding mine turds, I don’t care if they can eat anything organic, and it works for plants, it’s just gross. Besides not like it’s an issue, plenty of left-overs and such to feed her.

    I did read also that despite what the booklets say they shouldn’t be treated like colorful decorations the owners can just switch from one color to another to fit their moods. They develop a taste for certain foods and will eat those first and be finicky with their food, even to the point of getting smaller before they will eat other foods. The concept of “treats” can be used as an incentive for tricks; is where this was going using their favorite foods. The size thing wasn’t a big deal I guess as most people try to keep them about palm size anyway; mine being as big as she was I think I would have been called out on spoiling her.


    I thought about it, maybe when it crawled out of its tank that first night and had something to do with that wet dream, or cleaned up the mess; or maybe it was the tissues, maybe both. I figured maybe my sperm and seminal fluid which I looked up and is full of sugars, liquid, and protein, was like a treat to it. My first thought was, isn’t sperm alive? But even the booklet says they will eat microbes, and I guess sperm is microbes; and it says aside from body hair they will eat other human leavings once separated from our bodies like the hair from our heads, eye gunk, mucus, teeth, skin cells (shedding or dust), toe and finger nails, ect… . I gave in, I picked her up out of the kiddy pool and set it on the bed. I took my clothes off and crawled onto the bed over it, I was trying to keep my re-growing pubes safe as I slowly lowered down to it. My suspicion was confirmed, she was stretching up trying to get at my dick, which definitely went erect remembering the last time this happened. She shot out these two pseudopods surprising me, wrapping around my shaft. They were doing this motion, like milking a cow, squeezing the base and pulling down. I lowered myself a bit more and (bam) it was on me, engulfing my shaft. That undulating movement like tiny soft cushioned smooth waves massaging my dick; I was back in heaven. Although still on my knees I felt like a cow being milked; damn thought is probably why I had a dream that night of being in a stable being milked by machines, the women all had blue skin.

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    I’ll skip a little ahead here, as things went on like that for a while; like I said this wasn’t just over night. I taught it tricks, I got to feeding it table scraps, loved pizza by the way, cleaning my dishes, cleaning out cans before throwing them away, and so on. She stopped sleeping in her tank at night, only in there while I was at work. At night she would sleep in my pants, I got to wearing sweat pants. At the time I jokingly thought it fell for my dick, or else was viewing it as a special treat dispenser and wanted first crack at it when I had morning wood.

   After a while she was getting bigger, I was expecting it to divide at any time like the booklet and the internet said. Never did though; but was definitely too big for the tank. My earlier fears of it going down the drains or something and running off passed, although I did cover the vents just in case she got into someplace that might I guess discomfort her. She would roam the house eating up crumbs, dust, stuff I trailed in on the floor from my shoes. Kept the house totally clean. Although I did notice something interesting, it wasn’t trying to eat my body hair as frequently; seemed to wait till it was a certain length and then harvest it. Makes me think of wool or wheat I suppose. With how she’d play and just general day to day activities I had no doubt it was smart enough to do plan ahead like that. I even got to keeping a bucket and putting things like bread crumbs and other dry organic trash in it, to be a treat for her.

   I will say this increased size, about the size of a pillow was an incredible time. You see I stopped wearing pants at night, no more little tent for her. We were spooning under the covers, she just seemed to always want to be near me; even coming home from work she’d follow me around, play, and I guess relax in my lap (despite her size didn’t weight much) while I was on the computer. I remember that time, we had already gone from the pants to cradling her once she got to about half the pillow size, but still always woke up with her suckling my dick. But pillow size I would be holding it like a pillow, that comfortable warm feeling on my chest, under my chin, and in my arms; and with the other end of her under one of my legs and sucking my dick dry each morning, and night. I have to say a great way to go to bed and wake up in the morning. Even as she started to get even bigger than that, we kept this up. When I went to bed she would crawl onto the bed, stretch out like a body pillow. I would wrap my arms around her, put my leg over her and she’d attach to my crotch, my dick being sucked into her body giving me that massaging waves treatment.

   The night before the really weird thing happened, that is what anybody reading this was really waiting for gave me signs things were about to change; that really only apply in retrospect. Now by this time she was huge for a slime, I mean full body pillow size stretched out, and like the size of a large dog if they crawled on their belly everywhere; so might be why I didn’t really noticed just how big she had gotten, what with being by the floor all the time and being able to be squished between my legs and arms at night. I had three days off in a  row, on the first day about the middle of the day we had my day off routine, which was also an early shift at home one. I would go online, look up some porn and she’d engulf my crotch. This started when she was about cat and pillow size, but now she’d be under the computer desk (I had to rearrange a lot of things to make this feasible, even bought an office desk, a bit of roleplaying mentally with that one). That night when she raised up onto my crotch, it felt different, the like a mouth rather than just sucked into her body with a tentacle or prehensile tongue feeling wrapped around my dick and sucking with a bobbing motion; my hand was even ontop of what felt like a head, sort of, rounded shape. Not sure what it looked like, but kind of glad I didn’t see, probably was like a Slender Woman (faceless and featureless save for a mouth) sucking me off. Not long after that I had to go out and buy groceries, which might be important that I left her alone for the next few hours. That night was similar, normally she’d just engulf my dick but this time there was a pulsating hole, it felt like vagina, or about the same shape as my dick slid into it. There was some gentle squeezing and coaxing into this cavity, I got the hint, or at least by body did and for the first time I actively humped her. The entire body of the slime rippled and pulsated, not sure why she didn’t give me the surprise then and there honestly, but I might have been the one to give her the confidence given what I did the next day.

     The next day I had this idea, to reiterate something I typed earlier, I would let her clean the debris and hair off my arms and legs while she was in the bathtub or bathroom floor giving her one arm or leg at a time. Not to mention the fact she was not waiting till my body hair was a certain length. Giver her larger size she even when bundled up in a kind of ball filled up the bottom half of the tub, and thinking of how she’d sleep with me and what happened the night before I got this idea. I got completely naked and crawled into the bathtub with her. I was leaned up on one end and pushed my legs out under her. She flowed over my legs, I could feel my feet and legs sink into her body. Now I should mention it wasn’t like water at all or sticky. It’s really hard to describe like a full body pulsating massage with weight behind it moving up my body. She moved up my legs covering them and my waist. Having her on me like this was an even bigger eye opener to just how huge she had gotten than the whole body pillow thing. She crawled up my body a thinner part on my abdomen and chest. My arms were on the sides of the tub. My growing erection was pulled into a pulsating cavity. I definitely expected that, it was my idea that she’d get the hint to combine cleaning/feeding on my body hair with getting her special treat.

   What I didn’t expect is what came next. She had never, at this size been on my body before, she was always either in my bed pretty much to the side of and under me, or under my desk stretching up to me. But now I could feel how heavy she had gotten, I don’t think I could have gotten out of her grasp at I wanted to, I didn’t want to but for one second. I hadn’t really thought of how my legs were totally inside her and the rest of me just under her, except for my dick being milked, until I felt her move under my buttocks pulling me from the waist down into her body and moving up my back; I assumed to get my back hair. I had a real eye opener, and my dick jumped as part of her penetrated my anus, with how slippery she was and size changing it wasn’t really painful, and she eased it in and expanded inside. My dick really responded to her sliding whatever it was, an internal pseudopod I guess, into and out of my rear. I had no idea at the time where she got the idea to do that. I found myself in short order really enjoying it. I mean she was massaging my whole body with pulsating ripples, my dick, balls, stomach, my nipples felt like they were sucked on, my back, buttocks, like a thousand mouths and tongues vibrating all over me.

   As I was really getting into it I remember saying, “that is great babe,” and my next words were “holy shit,” as the mass ripple and made a giggling sound; the middle of her, above my crotch where I’m sure most of her weight was rose up, I thought like a snake at first but then took on a form like the upper body of a woman, no buttocks and the abdomen was more stretched out like silly puddy, but definitely had the breasts, neck, arms, hands, head, face, and weirdly curly hair…well a hood like mass with an outer texture and shape imitating curly hair. The eyes were pretty alien looking like just the textured shape of a human face with these huge oval anime eyes with no features. She bent down, that part of her in a giving away she has no spine sort of way, and opened her mouth (making me totally forget her whole body is like a mouth and most of my body was already inside her being nommed on really), a long flexing pseudopod tongue came out and licked around my face, I could feel my facial hair coming off and seeing it being sucked into her tongue, vanishing quickly into her depths. Instinctively I was keeping my lips tightly shut. I swear as her tongue rolled over my lips, getting my mustache and cleaning around my nose she had this expression on her face, like showing frustration than a sly smile; which was followed by a sudden death grip on the base of my dick and strong/wide thrust into my ass making me gasp; and bam she locked her “lips” with mine. That tongue was everywhere in my mouth sucking on my teeth, gums, my tongue, her tongue felt like it broke off into three branches in my mouth even getting the roof of my mouth, which tickled in a very delightful way. I think a piece of one of her tongue broke off and went down my throat. It might have gone all the way through my body doing that cleaning out the system thing…before probably meeting up later that night with the part still fucking my ass.

   I wish I could describe better this orgasmic feeling of a full body fuck massage, coupled with this visage of an alien yet gorgeous woman riding me. I fell asleep, If I could have drowned I would have died happy. I didn’t, guess deep down I trusted her, still do. When I woke up, I woke up in the tube. However she wasn’t a blob, well she was still clearly made of slime, but she was cuddling me, the head and torso were like before only a really dark shade of blue, it’s just now she had the lower back, cute ass, and legs of a human woman; only also in this darker shade of blue; not as see through as she normally is; I guess looking back she was compressing all that mass into that shape, she sure felt heavy despite that human like form. I can say though my hands stroking over her body can tell that she was smoother than any person could ever be, and despite clearly imitating a person’s shape felt off, likely due to not having actual muscles or bones; everything was pretty uniform in how it felt, squishy and smooth yet hard. This wasn’t the end of my surprises though, pretty sure she was faking being asleep as while I was trying to get out of the tube her hand wrapped around my dick and I swear she spoke, she said, “Mine,”

     ******

    I could end everything right there, I could stop and say, and then it went on like that till some jack-ass thought I had a kidnapped woman in my house calling the police and the media found out the rest; but that would leave a huge hole that needs to be told; also I said I was going to tell everything, fuck what people think of me; because shit gets weirder, and I mean it.

   Well to start she started trying to hold that humanoid body more often, oh she couldn’t walk on those legs at first, I think how we support ourselves on our legs wasn’t something she could quite grasp right away, that and balance and all that. Sure it was making her body denser, that smooth dark blue is just gorgeous, so glad she started to make the eyes a lighter shade though, less Slenderman-woman and more…anime alien I guess. I was teaching her how to support herself, as creepy as this might sound, we found that fucking doggy-style was pretty effective in teaching her how and what parts of her limbs to increase the densities on to support herself in a humanoid form. I was even teaching her to speak, using youtube vids and training. I mean, that “mine” was pretty clear she at least had some idea what it meant. All that said, when it comes to form she even now prefers, as I am sure its more relaxing, like lying down or something, to stay in that lighter shade slime body form, even with the humanoid torso sticking out of the top; like those slime-girls you see on the internet. Yeah after the bathtub thing happened I started looking those up and showing the pictures to her, I…am certain she can see things on a screen. Hell pretty sure my porn movies are where she was getting some of her ideas from; I rarely instigated anything new. Although I regret that I probably should have considered the idea that she had been much more intelligent than I gave her credit for, for some time and might have been watching my movies, and using the internet when I wasn’t home.

   So one day when I came home there she was, standing waiting for me to come home and she said, “Sex now, new tricks.”

   I didn’t need any further encouragement, I stripped naked and sat on the bed. For the last few weeks we had mostly been having sex doggy style; you know, the helping her learn to support her body, thus how she was standing now. But she said, “you on back.”

   I didn’t think much of it and got one my back. I was a bit surprised when she grabbed my ankles and pulled to the edge of the bed before climbing on me. Despite my erection however this time she didn’t pull my dick into her body. In fact despite her appearance, and yes she would also imitate a vagina it was shut tight, she was just sitting on me crushing my dick down against my abdomen. She leaned down and put one of her tits in my mouth. I figured she wanted to try some of that foreplay she’d seen in the movies I had been showing her so I sucked. I about chocked that first time when something came out. Getting over my surprise I went for it again, especially as she had this puppy dog eyes expression, she really wanted to try this. So I sucked on her tit again and…it was…well like lemon lime soda, guess with her body being sugary and such she somehow produced this fluid based on what she drank, and well I like lemon lime soda, so guess she produced the same flavor I had been feeding her.

   I was so into it, going back and forth, teasing her nipples, even if they were just shapes on her body and not really any more sensitive than any other part of her (as far as I know, I don’t know if she can change how sensitive different parts are); I didn’t even notice what the rest of her was doing while my face was buried in her tits. She had produced about four tentacles from her back that wrapped around by arms and torso. I couldn’t think of what she was up to as she got off of me and moved down to the edge of the bed. Then she started to suck on my toes, I laughed as those massaging ripples worked up the soles of my feet, my calf muscles, and my legs, unlike the bathtub this had a tight ring around it binding my legs together. I thought this was a bit weird despite how good it felt and looked down. My eyes had to be as big as dinner plates, her jaw…well yeah…jaw I suppose and neck were stretching around my body. I couldn’t move, being held down by her tentacles and her throat and body wrapped tightly around my legs. I think I said, “what the hell are you doing?” just before she swallowed my dick and ass into her.

   This is when it got amazing, she stood up. I mean up until like three days earlier she was having a hard time standing up for extended periods of time and now here she was standing up with me halfway down her mouth like it was nothing. She turned her back to the bed with her tentacles on my body and up to my waist down her throat she turned me around so we were facing the same direction. Looking down I saw her belly inflate like a balloon; I honestly laughed at the sight, it was like a cartoon character. Next thing I knew the tentacles on my abdomen let go and I slid down her throat, my knees bent slightly as I was down to my armpits in her mouth. My feet weren’t on any surface, there were no teeth, not an actual esophagus, stomach, intestines, or anything like that, she was holding me in her gelatinous body, every part of her maneuvering me and massaging me.

     I don’t know if she was contemplating something or what was going on as she held me in her mouth like that until I said, “uh..babe…” and then she raised me a little out of her throat, I thought she was going to spit me out. I mean this was just like the bathtub when you think about it, only vertical and her in a different shape, but I saw the tentacles move on her body from her back up to and into her mouth as only a slime could do really and pinned my arms to my side and then (gulp), I pretty much fell down her smooth mouth and throat and into that belly. The next thing I felt was something seal around my mouth and nose and the feeling of air in my face; in a rhythmic breath. The inflated belly was thin enough for me to see out of while suspended inside her, looking up, not so easy to see through, I figured the air tube was connected to her mouth, like imitating breathing so that I could breath. The rest of me couldn’t really move so well, like a thick soup, no way I could have escaped if I had wanted to just like in the bathtub. But who would have wanted to, I felt that, not a tube but something lock around my cock, yeah I still have an erection; maybe the reason she held me in her mouth when It was just past my waist…maybe. The intrusion into my ass was back to. This time however I was being moved and suspended as she wanted, she had all the leverage and all the control as she fucked me in every way after having swallowed me whole. There I was inside what passed for a belly in a beautiful slime girl having my dick sucked on by the slime around me and my ass fucked by the same, this time not so gingerly as the first time.

   Looking out the thin belly and feeling her move I saw that she was now sitting on the edge of the bed with her arms rubbing the sides of the belly, I think she was looking down and smiling; and then, a bit dizzy for me inside her she laid back on the back. Her body rippled and massaged me to the beat of a heart. Curled up inside her in the fetal position I came, saw my semen being sucked away and vanishing quickly. Like a cock ring she kept me hard as she forced me to cum several more times; as she had been doing pretty much each time we’d fuck. I fell asleep inside her, spent and lulled to sleep by that rhythm and full body massage.

    I awoke the next day, or was awoken the next day by being tumbled around inside her, my head by her crotch. Her body unsealed from my own and I was pushed out head first from between her legs. Now I am pretty sure she could have just unfolded or something, but she clearly had gotten into some fetish that she liked, as I was pushed out between her legs. I wasn’t wet or sticky, maybe moisturized. The hair on my head was fine, the rest of me was disturbingly smooth though, I think I was lucky to still have eyebrows after that too. Lying on the floor I saw her lean over the bed, her belly back down to being flat and said to me, “quickie before work”. I stood up, and no sooner than I did than her lips her locked around my cock sucking me off, milking me once again. After I got dressed she offered me her tit, a quick drink (and her moans) and I was off.

     When I came home that night she seemed a bit different, she was that dark blue color but her face seemed more defined, as was her body, like detailed. She was still slime of course but I think while I was inside her she was studying me, creating a better imitation of muscle tone and human shapes, although the bioluminescent eyes were a bit disturbing. She stood back, bent over slightly, giggled, and smiled (something I knew she got from an anime we watched), and she said, “want sexy clothes”. Which I can say wasn’t out of the question, just not easy. Had to look up how to measure her sizes…which given she can shrink and grow her boobs as she wants and the rest of her can change at will, it is weird that she set on a certain body size and shape when taking a human like shape. I told her I’d give her some the next day but she told me “no sex till sexy”, I gave up, well that is when I looked up how to measure her; thankfully I had a measuring tape for clothing, not sure why, just something I had in a kit among the various junk I had in a closet. Not that it mattered much she was pretty much right in that zone that people make all the sexy costumes for.

     I went to a late night open sex store and bought some sexy lingerie for her. She loved it, which is when yet another surprise happened, while showing her, her new look in the bathroom door mirror she got an erection. Yeah, she acted all cute about, “I’m so sexy I got a woody” and there was an eight inch cock, like a cock like mine only blue sticking out from between her legs. Well some sly looks and ear nibbling and she practically dragged me to the bedroom. She had me on all fours on the bed with her behind me, just as I had done with her for so long. Guess turn around an all that, literally. She lined up and slipped right in, between her smooth slippery body and the fact she had already stretched me twice before there was little resistance, and bam, and I mean bam, bam, bam, she was fucking my brains out that night. Given that she can’t go soft unless she wants to, and can’t really cum, but definitely enjoys it. I came, I came like a fire hose without my dick being touched once, this blue woman wearing a green lacey sex costume with glowing eyes and a super-human dick fucking me like tomorrow would never come. After I came she strokes my cock with her hand, I could feel her hand sucking up the semen on my dick, and then she sucked up like a sponge off the sheets. We went to sleep that night like that, with her spooning me with that inhuman dick shoved up my rear.

    The rest of the story everyone knows, I mean it was shortly after this, with all the clothes I got her and her walking around the house in a human form the neighbors would get glimpses of someone in my house when I wasn’t home who never left and so on and so on so the cops were called. Absolutely love that she was wearing  a t-shirt and jeans when they showed up, they thought she was a cosplayer at first. Hell after some questioning from the cops they decided she was intelligent, and that they had questions for the people that make the slimes not for me. But yeah, okay, I had sex with her still do, I’m not ashamed of it, and I can’t speak for the few others who have come forward with intelligent slimes, or that mine apparently got onto the internet and has a thing for futanari and vore sights; also very glad and a bit disturbed that we had to have a talk as to why people put digestion out like porn, she even found it disturbing and said it should hurt, and I told her it would; some people are just weird and its only fantasy for them anyway. So there we are, legally the courts decided it’s not bestiality because she and the others like her are clearly fully sentient.  The guys who make them got out of the legal problems of selling sentient beings due to some Bull Shit that give the numbers it looks like only one in every two hundred some thousand can develop a sentient mind, and seems to be related to a mutation preventing them from splitting when they reach a certain size. Which I mean come on after that lady with the Pink Slime that reproduced after being human like and sentient, granted the baby was just a regular slime, but still. Whatever, I say, I just wrote this to get all the details out there, and like I said ALL the details. Me and my slime, Belle is her name by the way, we are doing great, she is a total sex fiend and I wouldn’t have it any other way.