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  1. /brg/ - Battle Rifle "guide" v.01 Alpha
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  3. AR-10 build: $500-$3,000 depending on parts selected. If you go this route you're admitting to everyone that you're a basic bitch.
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  5. PTR-91/CETME: $500-$1,000 depending on what variant you choose. Oh, so you're a poorfag and/or a NEET.
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  7. DSA FAL: $1,000-$2,000 depending on what variant you choose. You're basically playing the FAL lottery. You may get one that works fine, or one that has problems ranging from non-stop malfunctions to explosions.
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  9. M14/M1A: ~$2,000. Go be a Fudd somewhere else, FUDD!
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  11. FN SCAR-17: ~$3,000-3,500. Congratulations, you gucci-fag/rich-fag! You either make a lot of money working a moderately successful career, saved up money for a few years just for this one gun, or are running up your parents credit card you fucking Fornite Zoomer. Oh, and have fun spending another $1k-$3k on optics and other after market parts on this fucking cash cow.
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  13. Type 64: Whatever a left nut to a yakuza translates to a USD. You're now the biggest weeb on /brg/
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  15. BAR: $1300-$20000 Depending on if you want a new semi auto clone or a 70 year old full auto. You have a rifle thats heavy as a boulder and that kicks like mual. youre either a retarded hipster/rich old fag/ or your grand daddy snuck one back from the war
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  17. SVT-40: $1,000-$2,000 depending on condition, variant, and how badly the Fudd wants to scam you. You want to larp a notoriously inaccurate Communist garbage rod for no logical reason, you fucking Communist.
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  19. Federov: $???. Okay, what museum did you break into. Be honest.
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  21. G43: $1,500-$3,000+ depending on condition and the year built. Congrats on buying a ridiculously expensive, and over-gased, mil-surp rifle! You either have too much money burning a hole in your pocket, have questionable political beliefs, or have an absolute hard-on for all the WW2 rifles that you can possibly get your hands on.
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  23. BM59 - $1100-$1700 Italian mod of the m1 grand. Its like foreign uncle to M1A/M14. Get it if you want want M1A but italiano spaghetti Ferrari pistachio editon
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