Thick of it [drunk driving remix]

Disclaimer: “from the beer to the keys to the car to the tree” is taken from someone (idk who there’s lots of videos of it) but the rest is my own creation


I'm drinking and driving everybody knows
They know me when I crash, I drove in and they died
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no rules, I'm just drunk
Forty somethin' milli' duis, I've been told
I’ve drank so much, but this aint even my last one
They locked me up, but still, my arms, they find the wheel
I went from living rooms straight out to prison cells
I got so drunk, but trust, I'm ready for the car
Wee woo wee woo (ambulance noises)
Now im in a wheel chair
Wee woo wee woo
I guess now im in a wheel chair
I'm drinking and driving everybody knows
They know me when I crash, I drove in and they died
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no rules, I'm just drunk
Forty somethin' milli' duis, I've been told
From the beer to the keys, to the car, to the tree
Where's my leg? There’s my arm
Always drinking when I drive
See, I believe that if I open a cold one
Smash through the windscreen 'cause I'm reachin' for my beer
Wee woo wee woo
Now im in a wheel chair
Wee woo wee woo
I guess now im in a wheel chair
I'm drinking and driving everybody knows
They know me when I crash, I drove in and they died
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no rules, I'm just drunk
Forty somethin' milli' duis, I've been told
Highway to heaven, I'm just drivin' while im drunk
They gave me keys, left me a beer, I like it cold
My faith in God, Im drunk as hell, I'm 'bout to drive (yeah)
My beer is cold, I took the wheel, I cracked it open (yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh)
Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this crash will break you (yeah, woah-oh-oh)
In the thick of it, this is how the story goes
I'm drinking and driving, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows)
They know me when I crash, I drove in and they died
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no rules, I'm just drunk
Forty somethin' milli' duis, I've been told
Woah-oh-oh (nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy)
Im in a wheelchair now (nah, nah)
Woah-oh-oh
I guess im in a wheelchair now