SP User Email Signature Generator

$.when(
    $.ajax({
        type: "GET",
        headers: {
            "accept": "application/json;odata=verbose"
        },
        url: "https://yourSPsitecollectionhere/_api/SP.UserProfiles.PeopleManager/GetMyProperties"
    })
).done(function(myProps) {
    var jsonDatabase = {};
    jsonDatabase["users"] = {};
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName] = {};
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["pLine1"] = myProps.title;
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["eMail"] = myProps.email;
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["mName"] = "";
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["pLine2"] = "";
    jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["location"] = "1";
    jsonDatabase["locations"] = { "1" };
    jsonDatabase.locations["1"]["desc"] = "Your Location Goes Here";
    jsonDatabase.locations["1"]["address1"] = "Your Location's 1st Address Line";
    jsonDatabase.locations["1"]["address2"] = "Your Locationa's 2nd Address Line";
    for (var i = 0; i < myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results.length; i++) {
        switch (myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Key) {
            case "FirstName":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["fName"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
            case "LastName":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["lName"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
            case "WorkPhone":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["phone"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
            case "CellPhone":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["mobile"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
            case "Department":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["department"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
            case "Fax":
                jsonDatabase.users[myProps.d.DisplayName]["fax"] = myProps.d.DisplayName.UserProfileProperties.results[i].Value;
                break;
        }
    }

    $.when(
        $.ajax({
            url: "https://yourPHPsitehere/index.php?target=ajax",
            type: "POST",
            data: jsonDatabase,
            dataType: "json"
        })
    ).done(function() {
        $("yourIMGtagselectorhere").attr("src", "https://yourPHPsitehere/index.php?target=display&user=" + myProps.d.DisplayName + "&refresh=" + new Date()).getTime();
    }).fail(function() {
        alert("Unable to send the current user's properties to the PHP page.");
    });
}).fail(function() {
    alert("Unable to get the current user's properties.");
});