Planet Squared Volume 1A (1-20)

Planet Squared The Faction Chronicles Episode 0) Prologue: After months of being dumb Hoyl has finally started to write a series based on the Fam Friday World called Planet Squared, the world has the usual suspects Sly, Loryn and Raph but things are not the same from their Conspiracy Files Season 2 World, for instance, Raph is a mad scientist living on an island called the island of Dr. Raph instead of being a Regretful Man, Loryn is a mob boss in control of the Conspiracy Mafia instead of a dictator ruling a fledgling Imperium he has also hired a man named Earf as his hired muscle he is also my son, Sly is called the Genie an all-powerful being capable of getting any loots in the game and giving them powerful enchants. But the main difference is this world is inhabited by other players with goals and ambitions of their own each creating factions with goals to take over the world, each trying to survive a hardcore world that wants to kill and destroy them but the world comes with perks when the world was created by Genie Sly he placed a hex on everyone, if they die the player does not lose their gear or levels also mob griefing has been turned off meaning if a suicide creeper explodes their homes will be safe and sound but you will still take damage and might die a little advice don’t die that is all. By the power of Sly and the brothers they created a constitution inside said document are laws for the players to abide by, for instance, no griefing and no player killing but that doesn't mean they can’t try….this world is ruled by factions knowing who's who can mean the surviving this world, the factions do conduct trade but it is limited and each side tries to get as much for the other person.

Planet Squared The Faction Chronicles f 1) The Beginnings: Using the power of the Genie Loryn has been destroying the Planet Squared Railroad created by Earf my son, but it is hideous and it needs to be taken down plus it didn’t really have a purpose so there’s no point of it at all, after tearing it down a few more members joined the world Rockthemmarin has created an empire over the an ocean his base will be a ship made from the ships of his enemies his empire is called Night Fury but his Minecraft crashed, another player called wolf has made a very cute wolf fort which is just a wooden box with a sign but he defends his baby home from the mob boss called Loryn by throwing eggs at him the weapon of his people he managed to drive him off with his eggs. Loryn has offered the players a starter pack which is basic tools some armor and food, as well as a nether portal which links them to the Nether Hub, all of this is completely free to any new players which helps them brave this new hostile world. In other news Projecto has shown up the nemesis of Dr. Raph Projecto is a hero of the people and will stop at nothing, from beating Dr. Raph and ending his awfully mean experiments on the testificates and innocent mobs in his attempts of creating a mob army to challenge the Mob Boss Loryn with the help of his hitman Earf my son and the new empire Night Fury lead by Rock. Lorny is hungry for a fight in this world there is an arena where the players can participate in glorious combat to the death, the constitution has no effect on the arena except the players can’t cheat.

Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles Episode 2) Pimp My Mafia Lair: After visiting Wolf man’s casa aka wolf den he thought it was pretty cool but his base needs to be 100X better than it currently is! So Lorny went home to see if he could Pimp the Mafia Den, will he make a pub since all mobsters have their own pub. He encountered an Enderman running up a hill he was on a mission, looking for dat sweet ass booty for that Enderman is Mission Enderman Spy, Entrepreneur and master teleporter this one came in handy when his adversary Mob Boss Loryn tried to light on fire he failed and our Spy is still out there roaming Planet Square looking for that fine booty. Loryn has a lot of slimes, he is called the slime mafia boss in some circles those people were killed by his hitman my son Earf. Wolfman believed he could fly but he did not have enough believes he should have asked me to airdrop him some believes… Oh well, keep inventory is a thing so he shouldn't lose anything. Mob Boss Loryn dreams of having a grandiose Mansion, if he doesn't have one then the other mafia bosses wouldn’t accept him as a mafia boss those fools he will rule over their lands soon... But for now he will construct the greatest mafia mansion it will also have a practical purpose, it will be a fortress with mighty walls there Loryn will lead his mafia empire, and it will be a place where he can export his new drug cocktail The Conspiracy Brew, a mysterious drug cocktail with dozens of other drugs in it this drug cocktail is only for the truly brave. Wolf has discovered a cave under his potential wolf den, this will not do he would have to fix it. Diamond_Mandrew a new guy in the world, is being chased by the darkness itself aka North Korea he runs from it for it was the being that murdered his family and pet goldfish Bob, since then he has been running for it for until they found him and launched a cruise missile at him it’s a miracle it can fly and track its target. Lorny gave Diamond some supplies, and using his Genie powers he watches Diamond mine and craft it was kind of creepy he was just watching him menacingly until he gave diamond more iron so it was cool.

Episode 3) The Plight of The Loryn: Mushroom Dilemma: On this exciting episode of Planet Squared The Faction Chronicles, Loryn had a dilemma he had to harvest mushrooms but the way he made it was challenging reviews from movie critics rate it a 5/5 a heartfelt inspiring movie about a man trying to get shrooms. Loryn the Mob Boss totally didn’t bribe the Movie reviewers or threaten to murder their families if they didn’t give him good reviews for this jaw-dropping best movie of the decade movie. Loryn needs to hide his 100% Conspiracy Mafia quality from the police aka himself it’s weird, no wonder why the mafia isn’t targeted by the feds the mafia boss is the head boss of the Feds. In a sudden twist of events Raph has finally branded his faction, for now, own it is called The Sinister Scholars Society or SSS will amass the scholars of the world into one glorious empire that will spread science, literature, and the arts to the world while at the same time do really shady horrific experiments on both friendly mobs and hostile mobs to make them more submissive and obedient. Loryn wanted to know if Raph will give his son a scholarship for a highly reputable university so he can learn to be a better business leader, Raph is out of love he needs to find the love so after pondering it he came to the realization that love is a chemical reaction in the brain…. Therefore to get the love he needs drugs far away in this mafia lair Loryn sensed the need for drugs from Raph and offered him a deal….A drug deal. Loryn is trying to complete his shrooms farm, but is the shrooms farm completing him? But after a rigorous trial has a fully operational mushrooms farm to make the drugs for his drugs. Through the sheer power of believes I can see Raph in the tunnels, as Raph begins his mission to create a cloning facility to create the ultimate army to rule the world, and to finally defeat his brother Loryn the mob boss of the Conspiracy Mafia. Loryn begins work on automating the brewing station to make the drugs more efficiently, but he has a few problems with the hoppers. Raph got too close to a Guardian stronghold belonging to Stone Cold Guardian, King of the Barbarian Guardian Empire they are known cannibals and they have raided many of guardian strongholds they are hated by the other guardians. Finally, Raph has delivered the drugs to Loryn some shrooms for the drug makers, Loryn went Genie mode so he can complete the exp grinder for the masses to gain the exp they need so they can enchant their gear. But a conspiracy has been found, someone ruined a lava fountain trying to fix the fountain Loryn accidentally used his overwhelming power and killed the lava fountain so he decided to fix it. But he saw a path he followed it like a detective he deduced that an individual tunneled up and met his demise by lava, there might be a chance that person survived his encounter but that chance is slim due to the fact the person, is digging up he would have to be a pro to escape the lava. Loryn Genie got lost trying to find the mob spawner so he committed suicide, he is the Genie and he can do that. Rock requires a wither skull so he can complete his banner, Loryn has one to sell but does Rock have the resources to buy this rare item! Will there be a fight in the Coliseum for the Coliseum is a bloodthirsty stadium it's been awhile since we saw a fight? Loryn Genie has done it!! He has completed the grinder and it’s now Operational, but the Blazes are learning Loryn needs to create a wall to stop them for the Nether Blazes only bring the Bad Blazes Pyromaniacs, the Arsonists there are literally no good Blazes with the wall done the Grinder is complete now it the testing phase. *Ultimatum time* Rock claims he owns the Island Raph is living on, dubbed the Dragon islands Raph has denied these allegations by using cold hard math but Rock countered the Math with a bribe for he bribed the Arena.

Faction Chronicles Extra 1) The Return of The Hitman….The Return of my Son!: the prophecy of the one true hitman has foretold the return of the greatest hitman to the server, after many moons being gone relearning the ways of the Hitman, my son has returned the greatest Hitman to continue his duties as a Hitman for Loryn the Mafia boss. But tensions rise for the control of Raph’s Island, located near the Dragon Islands if Rock wins he gains control over the island and has the right to kick Raph off. But if Raph wins he keeps the island as his own. But things are getting more interesting as Earf my son challenges Rock for there can only be one true hitman, but it's been years since Earf has been on the server. The war now called Stuck in a hard place has begun!!!!!! They will fight in an honor duel; victor will claim the title of master hitman and ruler of Lucerne! My son has been spitting that mad flame against Rock in an attempt to anger him enough for a fight to occur, but will rock give into his anger? It is time for the battles of the ages will my son Earf be victorious? Or will rock be the winner? Will Raph get a chance to fight for glory, loots, and really hot hoes? The fight has ended with my son as the victor!! Rocks no longer have claims on Earf’s lands the assassin has lost to the Hitman. Round 2 Hiyaninjaman vs Raph the Sinister Scientist! The evil sinister scientist has defeated ninja man and with his victory goes the spoils!! A stack of books shelves and ninja man's soul!!! Also, rock befriended a zombie so totes cool.

Episode 4) Secrets Revealed: In this exciting episode of Planet Squared the Fraction Chronicles we return after a month hiatus we return for secrets were about to be revealed, little did Hoyl Chat and Loryn even Raph know that Raph is actually Rpah it's the reason you never saw Raph and Rpah in the same place! During Nam Raph developed 4 different personalities The Peaceful Man, the Sinister Scientist, The Regretful Man, and finally Rpah they were created by the trauma of the Vietnam War and the consumption of ciggaweeds! Loryn added STARZ to the texture pack which looks pretty cool Loryn is trying to complete the walls of the fortress to keep out the dirty illegal zombies from his lands, good news everyone a new humon has joined the Planet Square server Docsrs he had a pretty nice mankini KappaPride he was given the starter kit by Loryn but he was killed by a creeper. Loryn found evidence of someone breaking into the Genie's Palace that cannot be! Loryn found out his POV is tilted I told him not to have too much cocaine but he didn’t listen to me! Loryn went to the Nether and he saw Docsrs was there they were quickly ambushed by a Ghast, Docsrs killed the beast but was quickly gangbanged by Zombie Pig men they then saw Loryn and he was murdered killed into oblivion. In Loryn’s base they trapped Docsrs to be their sex slave, Nah not really they trapped him for the lols they then feed him chicken it was cool. Raph shows Loryn Site B located in a mountain in The Continent of Dr. Raph which is pretty cool he has an awesome library with 2 count them 2 enchantment tables Loryn saw the GMO Suicide bomber chickens Raph is a madman, he also shows Loryn the railroad it was a grand railroad Raph told Lorny he will not take his lands Loryn the mob boss sees a doggie he tried to conquer it but he ran out of bones like a noob…. I’m sorry mob boss Loryn you have to understand it was a joke please don’t send Earf my son to murder my face region :O. Raph and Loryn venture to another secret location they then discover a Hidden Mountain Village the villagers worship Raph and the SSS they were discovered by Raph’s Evil X-men Clones when the Villagers saw them they thought they were gods and started to worship them, but Loryn does not care as long as they buy his drugs and his other merchandise like his Mafia Mixtapes. Meanwhile Rock is building a temple to the Dragon Gods, beings who created the moon and the planet itself they continue the equilibrium of the planet but Rock needs a sacrifice for his Gods to help earn their favor and gain more of their power with it he can grow his faction until he can challenge both the Conspiracy Mafia, and The SSS and then destroy them. It begins the bare-knuckle fight to the death no food, armor or weapons are allowed in the Arena Docsrs challenged Raph to a duel of death in other news someone has hacked my PC and made me say Down with the mafia all hail The SSS, I would never say such a thing Earf is my son and is hired by Loryn I could never vote for Raph in the Planet Squared elections! But the duel has begun Raph and Docs Superman punch each other in the face, but then the fight went to docs! Little did Raph know Docs is more powerful wearing a mankini Raph was then German Duplexed into the next life it was an awesome fight for his reward he got a stack of oak saplings. Loryn looking at his fort from a nearby hill notices a siege from hostile mobs, while fighting them he noticed they all had holes in their necks all in the same spot, Loryn deduced that they were created by Dr. Raph of the SSS for they have the technology to create zombies and they have the tech to brainwash the other mobs.

Episode 5) A Month Later!!!!: It’s been more than a month since the last exciting Episode of The Faction Chronicles a world filled with factions each hungering to rule the world! On this exciting Episode Raph asked Loryn if he wanted to go on a wonderful adventure totally not a trap to lure him out of his base and then stab a sword up his butt then proceed to scream I AM A MAN while Superman punching him in the face… Clearly Raph will never do that he is a bro *Ahem* But they do not know where to go on their adventure, Raph needed to make a travel size bed because he didn’t have one but soon Loryn gave him the cords where Raph will go on boat *row row fight the power* and place the Nether Portal within the Pyramid inside is the hieroglyphs detailing the history of the region and its peoples. It was then my Son Docs entered the world Raph sent Docs on an Ultimate Adventure with us and gain some loots as well as join the dark side at the price of his Mankini Soul, or do nothing and get no loots his choice after all… In other news, Raph ran over a Lily Pad his name was Henry the Pad he had a wife and 6 kids Raph is a menace to Nature and a big meanie. Word from the grapevine is that my son Docs changed his skin, and from the look of things he has achieved Super Ultra Mega Rainbow Sparkles Mode can Raph the Sinister Scientist combat the power of my son’s new Form? Or will he be rekted by the power of RAINBOWS!!!! Raph walked past a city-state filled to the brim with Bunnies, Lorny told Raph to commit Genocide in the first degree but Raph said no for they were many child Bunnies… But will Raph’s act of mercy bit him on the butt does he not realize these Bunnies worship the Demonic Inverted Penguins living in the 4th Circle of Hell!!!  Raph finally reached the location of the Pyramid of Light an Ancient Temple built by the Mouri Civilization who lived in the desert for 300 years they lived in the pyramid and worshipped the Sun called The Cradle of Life and the Sand Mountain called The Mountain of Creation, but disaster hit the civilization during its Golden Age it was attacked by the Desert Bunnies they proceeded to murder the residents of the Pyramid sacrificing them to the Sun to gain eternal youth, it was also the sight of a race orchestrated by Sly the Genie many months ago inside the Pyramid he placed the Nether Portal he entered the Portal to help my Son and Loryn finish the bridge, but thankfully they hired the same Community from Conspiracy Files to help finish the Bridge. *After a short break snorting the GOOD Hype called Edeneth Teaser Trailer coming 2017 so be Prepare or be squared! Snorts more Hype aww yeah that’s some good Hype We return to our scheduled Stream.* Loryn is now answering questions on twitch chat while Raph is playing the Minecraft, Raph then gets ambushed by a Ghast who gets headshotted by his own Spicy Fireball. A zombie using Anti-KappaPride Rainbow tactics murdered killed my son Docs… But how did this Zombie achieve this level of power and why did the Zombie take my son’s pants? We got a new homie named Karmacia enter the world but is he ready to face the World of Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles, Loryn Genie finally got back on and gave Karmacia his starter pack to help him get started. Raph initiated the culling of the cows, after sexing them up he then proceeded to brutally murder them for their meat and skin   it was awesome, returning to the mines Raph is under attack once more by Poisonous Spider and Zombies he remembered the time when he was in the Chemical Corps during the Gulf War fighting the Desert Mules of Mineraqi, after his time in the Chem Corp Raph left the army and began his dream to learn Science! After finishing looting the mine he asked Loryn Genie if he could get a TP because ain’t nobody got time to go through the maze aka the Mine but there is a price but what kind of price well Loryn needs to figure it out he thought of getting Raph’s soul but that’s clichéd plus Raph sold his soul to gain mastery over Science!

Episode 6) Together My Friends Adventure Time!!!!: On this exciting episode of Planet Squared we return after really long hiatus of ONE MONTH, we return to see the birth of the new update The Exploration Update! Loryn the legendary Mafia Boss has achieved 50 levels the fabled number the number to rule all enchants he achieved this level by exterminating the fiery hot Flaming Chains Blaze gang after they called him a wimp, he then spent all those levels on some pretty interesting enchants. Raph has begun construction of the Nether Square which plot twist is a circle!!!! *Air horns are heard in the distance* The Sinister Scholars Society is fully funding the project after taking a break from bringing a portion of the Community from the Conspiracy Files world to the Planet Squared world through the power of science! More and more Zombie Pig men show up to Loryn’s Mafia Lair and it was then he knew that the Nether only sends its worst, the arsonists the delinquents and their really mean Zombie Pig men for example this Zombie Pig men named Carl thought he could sneak his way into the lair of the mafia but Loryn dropped kicked the zombie pigman into the next afterlife. After a treacherous journey Loryn ventures to Site Beta (which oddly looks like a face who smoked too much weed) it is an encampment made by the Sinister Scholar Raph so that they can begin the Adventure of a lifetime, after killing a few zombie villagers Loryn noticed some mushrooms and asked Raph if he could take them so later on he could get SHIT FAAAAAAAAACED erhm I mean make some potion with them yup not get high than a kite with them nope Loryn goes mushroom picking in Raph’s lands near Site Beta and oh boy did he get the mother lode of shrooms.  Loryn goes spelunking in a cave after collecting a lot of shrooms, but Raph calls him back for he insists the real adventure will be worth it but Loryn denies him for he wants to see the end of the cave which he does but he is sadly disappointed so he heads back to the surface, but there is a small problem it’s very minor Lorny is lost in the forest he asked Raph to use a flare but Lorny flares don’t exist… like Ninjas.  While harvesting the trees Loryn notices something dancing in the distance, I told him not to snort those shrooms now he’s seeing things *Le Sigh* but a dark presence can be felt in the chat the man the legend has returned, for Rock has returned after training in the mountains of the Himalayas in a secret Fort made by his faction the Night Fury. It begins the adventure of a lifetime has begun! Raph takes Loryn underneath the base to a secret mineshaft, there Loryn got some sweet Iron and got scared by a skelly named Kevin the Normal Guy he later gets ambushed by 2 cave spiders in his attempt to flee Loryn dies by crashing into Raph Rip. Those god darn cave spiders and their poison and they killing Loryn to death, finding Raph Loryn continue their spelunking finding some more Iron Loryn stole Raph’s lapis due to the fact Raph has not found it. In other news Rock has joined the server and called us all PEASANTS!!! But Rock is lost and he also need to complete his home which is a boat but he needs more wood, to confound the problem he lost the blueprints to the ship called the ED Night Fury which is now being sponsored by the Sinister Scholars Society Raph seems to be trying to build relation with Rock and his Night Fury faction how will Loryn react to this development. This is a PSA hello have you ever gotten lost in a cave/mine well do I have the solution for you! Suicide yup Suicide it’s the fastest way to escape the clutches of the mine *warning* side effects include and not limited to death and respawning. The title of this episode should be called, come friends Let’s Get Lost escaping the clutches of the mine Loryn gathered the spoils of the mine and returned home he then made some drugs and then overdosed while high Loryn shares some of his drugs with some horses earning their trust.

Episode 7) Arena 2.0.0 Edition: In this crazy Episode of Planet Squared: The Faction Chronicles our Lord and Savior Genie Sly promised he might return on this Holy Night to update the Arena of combat to include more Dank Memes! Loryn goes to the Blazes Grinder to inspect them but Raph suspects his Brother might try to break the Blazes free Loryn denies it because it makes no sense he want to modify the Spawner for the people! And to make a profit out of it, but Raph was having none of it for he believes Loryn is a supporter of the Free Blaze Initiative, an initiative to create the first independent Blaze Nation and have it be an essential ally in the Nether, the last Independent Blaze Nation called The Ashen Kingdom was conquered by the SSS for suppressing science in their lands exchange for the magical arts, seeing this travesty Raph conquered it due to his powers over science! Oh so long ago during The Extinguished Wars… Loryn does some practice tests on the Grinder he found some problems but they were minor and could be fixed but Lorny is Derping around, but he was enjoying seeing the Blazes suffer in agony! Rock the Leader of Night Fury has a quest to find the fabled Notch Apple of power to complete his faction’s banner, Rock also has requested a 1v1 come at me bro fisticuffs to the death to any poor soul who has the balls to challenge him! Loryn has begun editing the Arena and know get excited folks he began to work the red stone, yes the expertise involved he created the PVE System and the difficulty ranks from Baby, Pansy, Easy, Normal, Hard, OMG PLS HELP SEND OUT AN SOS and SUICIDE IS A COWARDS WAY OUT difficulty. But Loryn feels he wants to fix the PVP game mode before he starts making the PVE system, Rock got an interesting idea he nerd poled to the top of the wall of the Arena and light it on fire with his fresh Night Fury Representing Mixtape Loryn gave him some nether rack so he can complete the project to make the Arena look like you're about to enter the Arena of DEATH. Loryn using the power of the Genie started to edit the entrance to the Arena but he made one tiny, tiny mistake he stepped on the clear inventory pressure plate, well RIP his inventory 2016-2016 also Rock is being Mob Rushed by literally a thousand hostile mobs he’s perfectly fine. Raph should be a legislature I mean he wrote a constitution for a Minecraft Server I mean he can definitely write the real deal legislature! Unlike the morons in Congress and especially He who shall not be named at all… Legends speak of a Dark Demon who sat upon the Throne of Fire and Nether rack, he called Loryn to see his Throne of darkness and evil which is about 10 feet in front of the Arena. You know seeing Rock sit upon his Throne it makes me think what a Werner Herzog Documentary exploring the insanity in Rock would be like? “As you can see the Rock sits upon his Throne of Power his eyes burning with a bloodlust that cannot be extinguished he stares at the Loryn hard at work making the Arena great again, but a question remains is there insanity amongst the Rock yeah pretty much Kappa.” while testing the command blocks to see if they will teleport the players stuff to the other side of the chest, but something went wrong horribly wrong Raph’s stuff his best diamond gear and swords are gone but more importantly his map!! So summoning all of his power at his disposal he suplex dropped Father Time back in time so Loryn could reload the map 20 minutes in the past undoing the many things Loryn and the others, but this erased many things for example Rocks Fire Throne Rock asked Lorny to rebuild his Famr a sacred temple used by Rock and his Acolytes of the Wolf within the walls, contains the most holy relics of the Faction which includes the Scroll of Fury and the Song of the Night see I told you it’s now canon in FC. Sly the Genie reminded the Brothers they needed to make a Mansion here the testificates are no longer roaming free, but are instead enslaved so they can conduct some business transactions both legal and illegal but what to call it Wall Street is already taken and is a pretty obvious name... I got it should be called The United Economic Federation Block it would be like Switzerland completely neutral to all the conflict and faction in the server, it would just do the trade to everyone and every faction! Coming to The Faction Chronicle Server near you! He has returned the Diamond in the rough Diamond_Mandrew; he has a new face and voice for in this regeneration he is the 11th Doctor! And he brings with him a new faction a faction that brings fear and dread The Raid Faction and no they are not a company that sells bug sprays… They raid people to death super original and straight to the mother f’ing point the way I like it KappaPride the only emote I know!

Episode 8) The End Times 2016 Edition: The long and winding road has led us to this moment the moment we have all been waiting for and have prepared for it is the end of 2016 RIP 2016-2016 and you know the best way to end the year A BOSS FIGHT! It has begun the Coalition of Factions against the ultimate enemy of the world The Wither… Ever since the death of the Ender Dragon the Wither is the last remaining boss in the world with its death untold riches will be attainable they will fight the Wither TO THE DEATH! (And no they are not fighting it to life to the death I say how do you fight someone to life? Makes no sense at all) Loryn has seen the greatest sight known to man… 2 zombies sharing a boat together it’s the most Kawaii thing in existence and nothing you say can change my mind ever, they shall be known as Boat Buddies may the Boat Gods Bless them forever. Raph informs Loryn he has coal for dayz for he is using the Jackpot Multiplier Loot Pickaxe of Ultimate Gains, Diamond_Mandrew he died like he lived dying that must be a horrible existence constantly getting rekt by Death, Diamond is trying to get a set of Diamond Armor from the others for he doesn't have the resources to create his badass Diamond Armor he even tried to sell his services to earn the diamonds similar to an Indentured Servant from ye olde times. This is a PSA are you down on your luck too depressed to get the girl of your dreams, we’ll have no fear you sad excuse of a person The Master of Love has found the Solution for you! Dr. Raph of the SSS and Maximum Love INC has for years learned the secrets of the Forge with blood sweat and tears, he has created the perfect sword to slay the puss The Love Sword now you're probably wondering how can a sword get the ladies well for one it’s definitely bigger than your well longsword KappaPride, the sword has been infused with the power of love and of course SCIENCE! (Every Animal was hurt in the Trial Phrase of the Love Sword). Going to the Nether Loryn started a gang war with one of the Zombie Pig men Gangs unfortunately for him the EXP was being blocked by the sheer number of Zombie Pig men, retreating back to the over world Loryn got ambushed by Hostile Mobs fighting all night Loryn killed many mobs thinking it was safe he was tired and hungry he tried to eat some steak the source of his power, but he died like he lived eating steak while getting eaten by a Spider well that’s the circle of life for you folks! This in Hoyl News Diamond in the rough Mandrew has declared war on the Conspiracy Mafia, but things get worse for Loryn as the Zombie Pignaut charges at him with the rage of a thousand suns, Loryn retreated for the being's power was too much for him to handle he turned and saw the Pignauts Acolytes the Wither Skeletons of The Unrelenting Onslaught ambushed him using their War Cry Surprise Mofo they slay him to unlife which is basically death! Also Diamond finally decided to mine his own diamond instead but if the need arises he would have to use Iron like a plebe, Loryn finally got ahead of Raph (I have now Stage 12 Puncer which is like Cancer but with puns.) finally getting a Wither Skull he needed one more then they can have 2 Wither Boss fights! And we all know 6 heads are better than 3 which is better than 1…Loryn has achieved the legend he has become the Legendary Maximum Over Super Sugar Saiyan (say that 3 times fast I dare you Raph!) After getting the second Wither Skull by ripping it from the dead corpse of the Wither Skeleton, Diamond Mandrew is trying to achieve all the deaths this stream first he fell to his death after believing he could fly which resulted in the FBI shooting him, then he exploded but not in the KappaPride way nope, now he burned to death what’s next him forgetting how to swim? Loryn is now Spawn killing all the Wither Skulls as Diamond watches in the distance for he is the Chosen one the one who will watch the carnage and records it for future reference, Loryn got rekt by the Delinquent Duo a pair of Wither Skull Brothers. 2 Wither nah to weak sauce but THREE Withers well now we are cooking with hot Magma, also 9 heads are superior to 6 which is 2 times better than 3 and hah 1 pfft for baby seals man! It has come to decision the 3 noble warriors will each place a Wither Skull on the soul sand to summon the darkness the evil Wither to this earthly plane, Raph has achieved The Lie for we all know the cake is a lie and like Ninjas it doesn’t exist have you ever seen cake in the wild before no? Yeah exactly… Lorny punched an illegal Zombie Pig man who was trespassing in Raph’s basement so rude he didn’t bother to completely murder kill that Pig man to death. Traveling to the End the brothers begin to farm the Ender Men while hiding underneath a makeshift fortress nicknamed The Underworld Loryn standing behind Raph for he had an inferior looting sword a lvl 2 instead of a lvl 3…. Entering the Ender Portal Loryn has recovered the Lost Stray Cat Sword for many moons ever since he died on the Ender Island he thought his sword was lost but Notch/ Genie Sly Blessed his Soul on this stream for the Sword did not perish by despawning instead it was preserved for the chunks were not loaded. Loryn has searched the barren wasteland known as The Ender isles using his Ender Pearls he traverses the distances over hills and mountains, all of that was for naught for the portal was behind the portal so Lorny traveled all those miles upon miles for nothing RIP. Seeing the Ender City Loryn was amazed by it the amount of loot within its walls Loryn helped Raph create a bridge to it they named it End Tower 1 a reference to Imperium Center 1, but the resident Shulkers of the island call it the Violet Queen’s Court for within the tower is a test a parkour test but this isn't a normal parkour test, for they are taking hits from the Sniper Shulkers Loryn charged in arrows blazing conquering the first tower they move on to the others Loryn found out they have FLAGS! The Shulkers prove to be worthy opponents with the ability to curve their bullets and they have heat seeking bullets too, getting some pretty sweet loot form the End Raid they fly around the Tower in victory it was hard fought but in the end it was worth it. But it is time after Raph gives the Diamond Armor to Diamond_Mandrew they will then summon the Wither and do battle against the beast, Raph got home the normal way Lorny committed suicide, Diamond tries to barter more with Loryn for he wants a flag a glorious Tardis flag! It’s finally time the players have assembled their armor it’s time to meet in the Nether to the land of hellfire and brimstone a fitting place to have their Boss Battle! The trio slowly makes their way to the Nether and head to the place where they will do battle against the Wither Boss, their drills will pierce the heavens and the Withers butt! After digging an appropriate area they soon assemble the Wither but Lorny forgot one thing HIS DRUGS!! He also left Raph and Diamond on the corner and they were touching...Round One they summoned the wither but Diamond_Mandrew like the meanie he is blocked them in so Loryn had to dig away from the soon to be exploding Wither, they soon swarmed the being and rekt its ass but unfortunately and totally expected Diamond died. Round 2 they turned on Mob Griefing was on but this time the Wither was ready for them, it completely rekt their faces Lorny tried to put the team on his back but he tried to swim in lava they all rushed back to confront the Wither before it fully healed after Diamond sacrificed his life once more they were victorious! With the battle they are now able to make a Beacon Lorny the selfish meanie decided to display his beacon with pride and to show everyone else he was a badass, Raph the Scholar that he is wanted to donate his Beacon to the Server so they can study it and to unlock its power for the benefit of the Server. Diamond wanted to play a new game with them he tried to troll them by making a maze but Loryn said nah ain’t nobody got time for that and demolished it! Round 3 next times!

Episode 9) FRIDAY THE 13TH: On today’s very unlucky episode of Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles, Loryn has made the Tardis Flag for Diamond on exchange for his Wither Skulls for today they want to challenge the Ender Dragon but is it wise will Friday the 13TH curse them with Unluck? Loryn goes off on a quest to mass produce the Eye of Enders to make his Ender Crystal, unfortunately for Frank Lorny is going to have to Genocide much of his family for their eyes RIP them Frank look away it will over quick and relatively painless. Loryn accidently threw an Ender Pearl at a Zombie Pig man in which triggered it, it resulted in him summing the Squadron which bum rushed the Mafia Boss seeing the shit storm he accidently created Loryn he immediately left the Nether cause nope ain’t nobody got time for that. Leaving the Nether he quickly ventured to The End there he went to The Underworld a little hidey hole he created so he can farm the Ender Men, Lorny noticed a surprising lack of Ender Men on The End is it because he’s farming too many for them to re-sex to recuperate their losses? After slaying many of them and ripping their eyes out Loryn returns to the Over world to meet with Dr. Diamond so they can do the trades, Lorny traded 2 stacks of ender pearls for 2 Wither Skulls he also owes Dr. Diamond a chicken for some weird reasons and on the topic of Doctors did Diamond earn his degree at the Sinister Scholars Society School? And if yes did he get a SSS scholarship? Loryn wishes to fight the Ender Dragon he re-enter the Nether to murder-genocide the Ghasts for their tears but Loryn forgot the Pig men they are still triggered, a clearly trustworthy viewer recommended Loryn to use the coveted Alt F4 to gain all the gains in Minecraft forever Loryn thought that would be a neat idea so he spawned a Ghats and slain it but alas FRIDAY THE 13TH struck hard the tear fell in lava RIP the dream. Raph said that Strength potions were not necessary but Loryn was angered by this and in a shocking twist Loryn transformed into Emperor Palpatine, falcon kickin Raph door down Loryn screamed at Raph and I quote “NO RAPH BAKA UNLIMITED POWER!!!!” He then proceeded to Johnny Wu Sith Lightning Drop Kick Raph to oblivion and beyond... But thankfully Lorny had an extra Phoenix Down so Raph is ok bois we don’t have to rename P_Squared to uhm P_To the First Power There Can Only be One? This is a PSA for Ender Pearls are an amazing item giving a Player the ability to teleport the Player to locations he is too lazy to walk to, or too lazy to climb but there are risks to them especially in the Nether for the newbs who absent mindedly throw the you might be Teleporting yourself in the middle of a Lava Field and we all know you can’t swim in Lava unless you drink a potion of fire resistance then your fine, or hitting an Zombie Pig men triggering him into attacking you with his Pose Squadron so be careful or get rekt! Within the Nether Lorny is attacked by the fearsome the formidable the unstoppable Tri-Force Evil with Skeleton crew can he withstand the power of the Evil Tri-Force? Well yeah he did he rekt their faces in those noobs! Loryn did not look up down or left or right before throwing his Ender Pearl he underestimated the ceiling he then tried to swim in Lava which well did not end well for him at all as you can imagine. Raph has instituted new rules for the Faction Chronicles Constitutions giving more benefits to joining or making your own Faction, for before the series was only Faction Chronicles in name instead of being a series that delved into the interactions of Faction, also did you know that Frank and his kind invented the Thug Life? Well as you can see Frank’s ancestor Frankious Frank he and his clan of Enderman started to take items, at first they did it because they liked the feeling of holding items they did hate holding sand it got everywhere they will still hold it but those Ender Men are freaks and no one likes them so yeah but their hobby evolved into something more they started to build things first it was the obsidian pillars for their Master the Ender Dragon then it became something else they built something that they didn’t have the knowledge or intelligence to make… Anyways enough of that cryptic theory about Ender Men Lorny went back to The End to begin another Genocide of the Ender Men, hiding under the Underworld he began to slay scores of Ender Men the fools Loryn began to reminisce about The Star Destroyer from Minecraft Saga Uno, but how can the Mafia Boss Lorny remember the Star Destroyer from Saga One it doesn’t make much sense… Raph is now the Raw Chicken Dealer the people need their demand of Raw Chicken to be met since for Lorny has left that life behind him. What a Chicken…


Episode 10) The War For the Beacon!: We return to Planet Squared once more we start off on a bad note for OBS has betrayed Loryn and revolted! It demanded a higher pay but Lorny was having none of that so Raph has to stream tonight. For weeks the Brothers have prepared themselves for the War of the Beacon, and tonight the War would begin they will march on The End bring the Ender Dragon back to life and curb stomp it to death once more! Begun The Beacon Wars Has *cough eats a ricola cough drop* Not only has OBS revolted the doors has also revolted these doors have been watching the Door documentary propaganda film on Mineflix, it was later revealed to be Loryn’s fault for he was the one who created and shipped the documentary to the door in Raph’s Casa of Science, Raph has a problem all of his Horses are White Supremacists and that is no Bueno. In the Nether Raph dueled a Ghast called Ghastly the Accelerated, he is known in the Nether to be a fencer of fireballs Raph tried to punch it with his sword but he successfully dodged not only his sword fists but his own fireballs. But eventually his luck ran out levitating above the lava he arrogantly threw a fireball at Raph but Raph calculating the height and speed hit the fireball at the right spot sending it back and killing Ghastly, but Ghastly is a sore loser and instead of throwing his loots at the ground he purposely dropped them in the lava below jerk. Most have known Loryn as a Mob Boss who rules with an Golden Pimp Hand but most do not know his humble past before the time of the Mafia, Loryn grew up in a village called Conspire Village there he was an apprentice to a Villager named Dr. MC Funkalicious The II PhD in Funky Fresh Psychics and a Bachelors in Mixtapeology, and no he was never a part of the SSS he considered them to be noobs in the art of Music Science. While he lived in the Village he learned triangle Math and melee combat from Funkalicious, they were the closest friends but as Funkalicious grew older he had to reveal to Loryn the secrets of Funk Physics and Mixtapeology and his origin before he died, but things don’t always go as planned for the Village was attacked by Mutants they were created by an evil scientist named Raph! Seeing them Loryn screamed the Tribal Curse Ha Hoo Hubbadah (which translates to Yo that’s some weird Shit Fam), the Mutants sieged the Village much of the Village was destroyed many laid dead including Funkalicious, but before he died he gave Loryn a note it had a set of coordinates on it Loryn. He then traveled to the coordinates not knowing what he’d find for days he traveled but soon he reached it was a bunker unlocking the door he walked into its depths, he then found a Portal it was made of some strange material there was a chest in the corner opening it there was a diary it was written by Funkalicious. Reading it he found out Funkalicious was a traveler by not just any traveler he was from a parallel universe called The Forbidden Kingdom aka the Conspiracy Files World, there he and his Brother Dr. Swell Guy McGee were creating a portal for their Emperor who oddly looked like him? But something went wrong and he was transported here. Lorny took a scrap of a shirt from his pocket it read property of Raph of the SSS, in the Bunker Lorny swore vengeance on Raph for killing his closest friend Loryn then traveled across the lands and he found a gang called the Raging Tigers he soon joined them it wasn’t long he proved himself to be a worthy mafia soldier killing many to get his way eventually after killing over 50 people he became Mafia Boss of a new Mafia, it was then the Conspiracy Mafia was born its purpose was to sell drugs you know the usual Mafia stuff as the destruction of the SSS! So with the lore out of the way he continue with today’s episode, Raph and Lorny begin the construction of the Beacon they needed a lot of iron to create the base of it they soon needed to mine, after placing the Beacon Raph wanted to be speed to promote his new Speed Drug. You know for a title like The War for the Beacon there hasn’t been much of one Hoyl is disappointed and would like a refund... Deep within the mines Raph is trying to rebuild his iron supplies so far he has gotten a nice load of iron, but somewhere above him the Genie was absolutely bored so he roundhouse kicked entropy in the gut this caused the death of a chicken which dropped 8 chicken guts Sly smiled at the chaos he caused he picked up the items, and teleported to Raph but something went wrong Chaos was still miffed about being roundhouse kicked! So when sly teleported Chaos messed up the particles resulting Sly’s head being placed the wrong way similar to the exorcist girl. Raph saw the Genie and was horrified Sly showed Raph the 8 chicken carcasses but in an even darker twist Sly rotated his head 180 degree, the cave was soon filled with the sound of breaking bones as Sly rotated his head 180 degrees to its normal position a creeper killed itself for it knew something was about to go down. Raph ran away from sly but it was fine Raph can never hide from the GENIE he sees everything!!! A shocking revelation reveals itself to them Lorny using the Triangle Math as well as  compensating for Eisenberg's Algorithm of Space and Time he has cracked the code, the word slime sounds rather benevolent at first glance but… If you dig deeper you will find something horrifying the letter I in slime is not in fact a letter I it’s actually a Y this change in the letter structure in Hyper Word Form changes the universal meaning of Slime to Slyme… This change reveals the hidden nature of Slyme the Genie’s name is Sly do you understand you sheep Sly created the Slyme so he could… *Gets deleted by the Genie before the secret is revealed to the stream and before Raph gets to read it.* Leaving the mine Raph hears a chicken pop out an egg good guy chicken, the Genie walks by Raph’s house and gave him some Sly Iron during his expedition to the mine he got plenty of Zombie flesh which he will use to trade with the Villagers, but Raph wonder what do the Villagers do with the Rotten Flesh well Raph the Villagers grind the Z. Flesh into powder then place it in a bong and smoke it. It’s almost time for the Dragon Fighto Timeo, but Raph needed to get back home so he took the Nether Highway back, but unfortunately the Doors tricked him with their Door strats not only that but when Raph tried to fly away, he fell in lava and died when he respawned he was laying the floor he was like a slug. Sly did something terrifying something demonic... He gave the Brothers the You like Poop Pickaxe! A woman screams and passes out some guy drives his car off a cliff and explodes when it hits the ground, untold chaos begins to wreak havoc on the world due to the You like Poop Sword! The trio gathered around at the end portal Sly was watching them like a creep he was preparing to touch their butts like a super mega creep; they then entered the portal getting ready to summon the Dragon. Summoning the Dragon the fight begins, Raph flew to the top of an obsidian tower he then gets the greatest idea known to man he jumped off and started to dogfight the beast in the air! But he was slain by an Enderman... He then returned with a powerful bow with no name after taking out a few more crystals he kamikaze destroying an additional pylon, I mean Crystal. Like fighter jets the duo engage the dragon in mortal combat now this is indeed a war! Even though they have been shot down many time they continue to fight, they will win the war of Attrition after getting killed Raph returned after reaching the skies once more he engaged the Dragon in one on one combat until he did it he has slain the best! Raph member of Flight Squadron One has slain the best and earned him the title of Dragon Born! To celebrate their epic victory Sly dropped a whole of Exp potion on them it was great!

The Stray Based on A True Story: The Stray Cat a Diamond Sword created by Lorny the Mob Boss has served with honor and dignity until one day, one day everything changed during their excursion to The End City Lorny was killed in battle but he dropped his Sword for an unknown amount of time the Sword remained in The End and this is its story. Day 1: Sitting on the ground the Sword is growing cold it does not know where its Creator has gone, and if he will return the Sword begins to weep silently bouncing up and down it awaits its faith to despawn but nothing happened this shocked the Sword for it did not know how it was still alive? Day 2: The Sword is extremely bored now it hasn’t killed anything in like forever the Ender men taunt it calling it names like The Stray Pussy, this hurt its feelings it misses its Creator why hasn’t he returned yet? For days the sword awaited for its Creators return for days it had to deal with the Ender man’s insults and abuses, for unknown amount of days the Sword was molested by Ender Men. The Sword felt like it was losing its mind it was so alone so cold it had no friends to keep it company only enemies and haters… It was then the sword started to hear voices it looked around it say the source the obsidian pillar called Ron, Ron was cool it was very nice to The Stray Cat it provided the Stray Cat with something it truly needed companionship. For unknown amount of days the duo became the best of friends even though the Stray Cat was getting abused it didn't matter it had a friend and nothing would change that... But on this day a strange sound was heard it sounded like a voice it was feint but it was indeed a voice, the Stray Cat looked up and saw a Portal opening it wondered what was happening was it the Item Reaper a folktale amongst items a being that takes an item before it despawned? It was then the voice became louder and more familiar... It was can’t it be Lorny its Creator? It was then a figure left the portal it stood up the Stray Cat saw its Creator…Lorny looked down and saw his long lost sword his eyes filled with tears he pick up the sword and hugged it.. Wasn’t a good idea since it's a sword and has very sharp edges...?


Episode 10) Universal Positioning and Transportation System (UPTS): Last time on Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles Loryn has been reunited with his lost sword The Stray Cat, with his sword back Loryn was confident he could slay the Ender Dragon so on that same Episode Raph and Loryn took the fight to the Ender Dragon they resurrected it and they fought it in the skies! It was very awesome it was like watching a WW2 dogfight! Loryn walked to Raph’s house at Site Alpha and showed him his new fancy very cool 11.1/10 Gangster Skin he also showed Raph something truly amazing the End Flag they got from the End City, he then added to it adding more 100% Gluten Free Non-GMO SWAGGER to the flag Raph was totes jelly he tried to steal it from Loryn but Loryn was having none of it Raph reluctantly returned the flag, Loryn threatened to steal one of Raph white supremacist horses from him if he tried to steal to steal his flag again. Loryn was planning on mapping the End City and the rest of the End using a new piece of technology the UPS also known as the Universal Positioning System, a device that can help him map The End by creating a series of holograms they can take pictures of the land they are surveying and sending it to the mainframe back at his home he can then look at them at his leisure. For weeks Loryn has been pondering and on this special day the day his Mentor and Closest Friend Dr. Funkalicious birthday each year Loryn travels to the resting place of his Mentor/Friend he brings with him Funkalicious journal, and each year he tells of the progress he has made to completing the Void Portal it was challenging Loryn learned much of the ways of the Triangle Math! But much of it goes over his head and the heads of the scientists he kidnaps to assist him in completing the Project. When his Village of Conspire was destroyed by Mutants ever since then he was haunted by Funkalicious last words find a way back to the Forbidden Kingdom aka The Conspiracy Files World, there he was supposed to send a message to the Emperor of the Imperium a message warning them of a threat from beyond the veil of time and space a place where the light dies a land where the darkness consumes a man’s tomorrow, but he asked Loryn to do something he believed was impossible ally himself with his Mentor's Killer to help complete the Void Portal. Loryn cannot deny Raph had the intelligence and scientific equipment to help the Project advance Loryn had no choice but to swallow his hatred for the man and ask him for assistance, for days he was communicating about a possible science alliance it wasn’t that difficult for Raph wanted access to the fabled funky fresh very spicy journal of science in exchange for completing the Portal. They wrote a non-aggression treaty called the Science Embargo Treaty of 2017 they will not attack each other until the Portal was completed, Raph will get access to the Journal but he cannot alter, take or copy it unless he gets permission from Loryn in exchange for using Raph’s Labs, Lab Equipment and Resources this will be heavily monitored by Raph and his Mutant Army to make sure Loryn doesn't 5 finger discount it! With the treaty signed they begin to start work on the bunker tearing down the walls, they begin to construct the base the Conspiracy Mafia has sent a lot of resources to build it while Raph ships his scientists with the Lab Equipment via Physics Prime, a science mail service created by Scientist Guy with a Mohawk PhD in Mohawk Physics and Hair Jell Theory, with the foundations of the Base now called The Imperium they built the Portal room to Funkalicious specification they will not repeat his mistakes that brought him here, there they will construct the UPTS the Universal Positioning and Transportation System a device that will harness the power of the portal to break the fabric of reality so they can travel through the Multiverse but it will be time before that happens there are many things that need to be completed before they can use the portal for instance they need an antenna to triangulate their universe with the universe they wish to go to in this case the Forbidden Kingdom Universe. Loryn was looking for XeidaRose Rose Casa but he gets ambushed by none other than the Armored Zombie Baby Crusade no one expects the Armored Zombie Baby Crusade! It was founded by King Charlie the Finger Bitter the II he founded the Order of Baby Knights to kill Loryn and Raph the being who killed his Mommy and Daddy when they were reading him a bedtime story the meanies! During their first mission they were successful in killing Lorny but he successfully killed many of the Knights, to add insult to injury his dog avenged his death but Charlie saw this as a pyrrhic victory he will learn from this fight. Raph has done it he has completed the Ultimate Weapon whose name has sent chills down the spines of everyone who hears its name, it is known as The Love Sword since Episode 8 Raph has been using the power of Science to enchant the gold sword with the power of love! He has also given Loryn a Love License so he now has a license to Kill and Love! XeidaRose wants to build a HUGE Casa for herself but she doesn’t know where, using this as a perfect opportunity to get a new recruit both Loryn and Raph try to sway her into joining their side Raph offered XeidaRose aka Meowana a scholarship if she joins the Sinister Scholars Society a Society dedicated to the Science Life, on the other hand Loryn has the best Health Plan which is basically join us so you won’t get brutally murdered killed by the Mafia! Loryn took Meowana on a magical journey to Sly’s Castle of Darkness and Evil, there they many of Sly’s Testificate Slaves and his Llama Homies named Henry and Carl they are awesome Llamas they supply Sly with the best Game breaking Potions plus they make awesome Steak. He also showed her his home there he sexed his dogs creating an adorable puppy of evil, they looked at Meowana and they wanted to consume her flesh but they got rotten flesh instead they seemed to love it just like Loryn they love to consume the flesh of their foes. Loryn got rekt by a Magma Cube riding a Ghast this was worrisome it seems the enemy mobs are becoming self-aware, Raph triumphantly claims that he is the richest man in the world for he has the largest cache of diamonds, but Lorny denies that for he knew of a man a hit man who had the real cache of diamonds this man was known as Earf my Son! But it has been months since my Son has graced us with his presence, and it was tearing me apart I miss my Son he said he was going to go out and train some more but he never returned I was planning on buying him some ice cream after his awesome 1980’s training montage *cries a bit inside* Anyways Loryn has begun amassing a massive supply of maps and has started to map The End, but the destroyer of worlds and the consumer of souls Sly teleported to his location there he Allah Mapbared Loryn with an ocean of maps this crashed Sly’s game RIP the dream and Sly’s Minecraft.  As Loryn laid the foundation of The Ender Bridge he is informed by an assistant of the bases completion, he is glad things are going as scheduled they can construct the antenna and the Portal Room called the Blue Room, Loryn has dished out a lot of resources to make the Base he then had a flashback to a better time a more peaceful time when he lived at Conspire Village he missed that place it was filled with good people he had a lot of fond memories that one time Funkalicious tried to teach him Mixtape Fu oh man the amount of times he got his butt whooped good times he thought in a strange way he wished he was back there in Conspire Village, but that was all in the past he needed to look into the future they needed to reach the Forbidden Kingdom World and once they did they can get to the bottom on what caused the rift which brought Funkalicious to his world. It was morning Funkalicious got out of bed he was still shaking from that dream, he needed to calm his nerves he went outside to the nearby stream and jumped in he stayed there for a few seconds, he then rose up he got out of the river and went back inside opened the chest and he ate some of his rations Funkalicious wrote a bit in his diary it was mostly about the dream he also planned out his day, he would scout the area looking for a village he could trade with he needed food as well as a hat RIP Afro. For hours he ventured out making markers on his way during his trip he thought about his Brother he missed him, no one can separate the Science Duo he thought but here he is in a parallel universe. But as luck would have it he found a village it was a pretty big village it had a few Iron Golems protecting it, Funkalicious entered the Village he went to the nearest Ironsmith buying most of his supplies of iron and tools, he then went to the farmer he used the rest of his emeralds and purchased 4 stacks of wheat and a stack of bread, as he was about to leave the village he was deep into thought he was calculating how long it would take for him to rebuild the portal, the generator and antenna he grew worried back in the Conspiracy Files world he was spoiled for he had an entire Imperium’s worth of resources here he had nothing but the clothes on his back, hell he didn't have his afro which contained his Kush. It was then he walked into a child who was playing with his puppy Funkalicious knelt down and apologied to the kid he asked him what was his name he said was Loryn Pacheco this surprised Funkalicious his name it was exactly the same as his Emperors could this boy be the same? Could it be that Funkalicious was not only brought to a different universe but he was also sent back in time as well? He looked back at the kid and asked him where was his parents, he said he was an orphan he had no home Funkalicious asked if he would become his apprentice in exchange for a home and food, Funkalicious would teach Loryn Triangle Math the kids thought for a bit and eventually he agreed they left to return back to Funkalicious makeshift home.

Episode 12) the Same Room But With Different Results:
Welcome back to the second week of Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles Discount Edition for Lorny my boy has a really poopy Potato PC due to the last one having a PC aneurysm! Last time on Planet Squared Loryn and Raph have showed The End that they are its Master by reviving and killing the Ender Dragon, Loryn has begun work building the Ender Bridge a Bridge to connect the islands of The End created with the help of the Ender Community he has made a lot of progress on it but he is completely bored of it! Flying above the Hellish World called the Nether Raph with his eagle eyes has spotted his prey, a group of really squishy Magma Cubes but they are surprisingly skilled for Magma Cubes… Can it be they are secretly Magma Slymes??? My god what if Sly has experimented on the Magma Cubes to attempt the impossible to create his own fiery fresh dank meme?? Loryn’s Potato PC is making playing Minecraft rather challenging for example if a mob tries to fight him he fears he has a higher chance at getting rektified, also Loryn’s Potato PC is so bad he is looking at his bros screen cause it be 10x better than Old Potato sounds very disappointing. Loryn has asked for some item frames they would  place the maps in them it would look pretty, but Raph instead got 4 instead of 3 the Fiend he dare insult the majesty of Triangle Math calling it Pseudo Math the Fiend!
While adventuring in The End the Brothers eventually come across to the Portal Lorny has found last Episode, Raph hypothesis that the Portal was created after they killed the Ender Dragon, but no these Portals already existed he knew this for it was written in Funkalicious Fiery Fresh Journal which is filled volumes of knowledge on the different worlds like The Nether and The End.
Reaching the Ender City they break into it and begin the invasion of the Ender City called Hierarch Empire it is ruled by a King Shulker named Amethyst the Defiant, both Raph and Lorny use the Shulkers attacks against them allowing them to levitate up the Tower helping them advance higher and higher into the Tower. But it is proving to be quite the challenge due to the amount of fire they’ve been receiving; in fact Loryn got rekt by an enemy Shulker. Reaching the top of the Tower Raph got some decent loot which includes some iron, and a diamond chest plate which has been cursed so when Raph gets rekt it would vanish very spooky disappearing armor.
Rock my Homie has arrived but it appears he is worshipping a new strange yet unknown Goddess called Rek’Sai little is known about this Goddess how was she created what is her purpose? And how do you pray to her? Other than the fact she is hunting you and that there is nothing you can do to fight her. Both Raph and Lorny ponder if they could bring along Rock for their adventure but he is too far away and it would take too long to bring him too this part of The End. Loryn is indeed a Mind Freak who enjoys playing the very enigmatic very fresh Mind Games with Raph, you see Raph had a dilemma for he had beet seeds and he didn’t want them this was when Loryn caught Raph off guard and asked for the Beet Roots FOR FREE!!! At first Raph was fine with it I mean he was trying to get rid of it, but his Lorny is trying to Scam you Senses were tingling he realized what Lorny was trying to do he was trying to scam hi in getting free stuff! To get revenge Raph went to the Portal back to the Over world and on top of the Bedrock Pillar, was the rarest Crafting Bench on all of the lands I mean it was First Edition Super Rare Mint Condition only 4 has been made Crafting Bench! But Raph broke it and tossed it into the Portal deleting it forever…
For days the construction crew have toiled building the Imperium Base and Antenna have finally completed it and they are scanning the Multiverse for Dr. Funkalicious Home Universe but it will take some time the Multiverse is massive place, not only that but the Scientists are still new to Universal mapping using Dr. Funkalicious Journal they are able to get a rough estimation on the location of The Forbidden Kingdom Universe. The Scientists have gone to work organizing their science equipment, tools, chemicals and building materials this took an additional month but now it is done Loryn and Raph walked into the Blue Room which Houses the Portal it looks exactly like the Room Funkalicious and his Brother Dr. Swell Guy McGee have used to test their Portal but this time they will do things differently, with Raph’s advice they included a lot of safety features for example a better shut off switch and they built a device that siphons extra energy into a giant generator. They have begun the testing phase sending an Iron Golem equipped with Cameras, sensors, and audio equipment they have sent it to the Universe UJ-22 called Infernus they have begun mapping it the skies were mostly dark the land resembled the Nether but it still had vegetation the area it was in was very hilly and mountainous in the distance there was a massive Castle it was rather intimidating it had 5 several feet thick walls arranged to a Star Formation the walls were a hive of activity with archers and gunners moving around, the Drone looked up and saw Dragon Riders patrol the skies. But the Drone was then attacked by these hellish creatures that make the Mobs in the Nether look rather tame they had long black horns long tongues and were wearing red and black armor inscribed with runes they were incredibly agile as they ran towards the Drone, the Drone was ripped to shreds they then lost contact with the Drone Raph was very curious about this hellish world and he then ordered 2 more Drones supported by Defender Iron Golem Drones but their deployment has been delayed for Raph has been Challenged! By a certain person to a fist fight in the Arena of Combat and Death and Loots! But bad news Loryn is still working on the Arena so the fight has been called off for now… But it’s still a buzzkill I mean we haven’t seen a good Arena fight in ages plus the Arena needs its fix of blood and guts!
Raph has begun work on the Beacon he has already installed the Golden Blocks but it is indeed eating up a lot of resources, sensing a potential deal Loryn like a shark smelling blood asked Raph if he needed a small loan of resources but Raph denied him! For he knows what happens to those who seek a loan with The Conspiracy Mafia and he would not risk it especially considering the Imperium Base has been completed and is now fully operational!
For 2 Years Lorny has been living with Dr. Funkalicious Scientist turned Adventurer it was difficult at first but eventually Lorny has gotten used to it Funkalicious treated him well he was also teaching him Triangle Math, it was rather difficult since it involved a lot of Math but he was getting used to it. For two years he has been helping him gather materials for his Project called Project Pegasus, Funkalicious told Lorny that he wanted to create a Portal to cross the Dimensional Barrier so he could go on another Adventure! Lorny was enthralled with the aspect of going on an adventure the idea of going to new worlds and seeing what these strange worlds might have intrigued him. But he is worried about Funkalicious he seemed saddened almost depressed every time Lorny would ask him why, he would say he is fine he would then change the subject to something else but every night his friend would have nightmares that would shake him to the core he would then leave the ram shack home and go on for a walk he would then return in a few hours, one time he wasn’t seen in a few days every time that happened he would write in his Journal which he would hide behind the Portal Frame, Lorny would ask what was in the Journal but Funkalicious would forbade him from reading it he told him he wasn’t ready when he got older he would then reveal to him what was in the Journal, but this only peaked Loryn’s curiosity.
Dr. Funkalicious was writing in his Journal the Nightmares were getting worse in length and how real they were becoming, his dreams would bring him to the Avalon Universe there he would see the same corrupted warriors from before they were building something for their Dark Master it looked like a massive Throne, the room has been mostly repaired the dark blue pillars stood tall, the craters have been filled other than a few burns here and there it was rather magnificent. But what horrified him the most was what was happening his Nightmares he couldn’t hear them but on this night he could they said they would attack a Base from the other world, he saw the 4 of them create a portal and as if drawn by them he was pulled into the portal as well he was like a ghost floating around Forward Dawns Secondary Portal room they made a lot of advances he was impressed, but that was short lived he saw the wall separating the Portal and the rest of room get torn apart the Clones tried to fight back but were slaughtered one of the Corrupted Warriors, turned into a red bug abomination this bug tackled Dr. Swell Guy McGee his Brother and he proceeded to rip him in half he cried in anger but one of them rose up as it was the redhead she knew he was there she was smiling right at him her eyes were pitch black she said something but he didn’t catch it, it was then he woke up from his Nightmare Loryn was there he was scared he then calmed the boy telling him it was only a dream but deep down he tried his best to not burst out crying he didn’t want to worry him too much.
	Episode 13) Regaining our Bearings:
	It’s been about a month since the Last Episode of Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles! We return on this fine Unlucky Episode 13 Friday as the gang try to regain their bearing it’s been a while and they need to remind themselves what they were doing, as Raph is flying majestically in the forest he got distracted reading chat and he forgot to pay attention to where he was going and smashed his face into a tree Raph learned a valuable lesson WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!
	We got a guest to Planet Squad his IGN is ItzRainDy Loryn the Genie gave him the beginners Starter Pack of Gear, Tools, and some Food as well as the Constitution and a free Portal when he establishes a Casa for himself! Any who welcome to the Realm Server new Blood enjoy your stay! Raph has gone Spelunking for he needs more iron for his Beacon but he forgot one thing he forgot to get some decent armor, the fool doesn’t he know? he is going to be ambushed by Terrorist Mobs of Terror? But as Rainbow went around trying to find a good place to make his/her home but he discovered something, something that should not be seen by non-genie eyes he has found the Book of the Genie hidden away by the previous Genie an insane Genie named Sly!!! Loryn did not know where the Book was hidden, was it destiny that allowed Rainbow to find the Book? Is he the Chosen One the one to save the Server from evil? When the time is right it will show us the answer...
	The Testing Phase of the Void Portal has been completed Raph and Lorny ventured to Base Imperium there they saw the remnants of a very wild party, Loryn was angered how dare the Enslaved Scientists not invite them! But that doesn’t matter now they walked up to Head Professor Elton he looked like he was dealing with a hangover, seeing the two the Professor stood up maybe he shouldn’t have drunk too much but oh well too late for regrets he thought. They were here to see the first manned operation to the Back To Zod World Universe Code 79 BT, for weeks they have sent 3 Drones into 79 BT and have learned a lot they found out the Planet is called Earth and it has one Moon it has 7 Major Continents, they have learned from Current events that the world was attack by an Alien named Zod as well as Demons from the Infernus, and more importantly they defeated the Netherworld killing the Emperor and Empress they need to know how they were able to accomplish it! This is why they need to send a living being to 79 BT they need to seek their counsel on how they can defeat the Netherworld or at the very least stem their invasion of their world. For weeks they have been training a Squad to enter 79 BT called the Expendables armed with the latest gear as well as food to last a month their objective is to find these Ninjas, no easy task for we all know Ninjas don’t exist that’s why they are so stealthy!!
Seeing the Squad each equipped with an Ender IO Universal Radio they enter the Portal Lorny and Raph wished them good luck on their journey they are going to need it, they are going to a world whose rules are completely different from ours with that done they go to their next Crucial Objective they need to venture forth to The Conspiracy Files World given the new codename 90 CF, they begin to locate the Universal Energy they soon got a lock with the Antenna activating the Portal they being to send the Second Team Codenamed Chasing Fire to go but as they were about to enter the Portal something went wrong! A shockwave pushed the Second Team away a green energy filled the room shutting the portal down no one was seriously hurt, Raph was shocked hit was something new this energy pulse was not in Funkalicious notes.
The Scientists tried to regain contact with the Conspiracy Files Universe but nothing they were being jammed how Raph thought it was impossible, they began to scan 90 CF but what they discovered shocked them there was an energy shield surrounding the 90 CF preventing them from entering the Universe they traced the energy signature to non-other than Avalon 38 GH, Lorny cursed they were so close and yet so far but they had no choice they had to call it a day they needed to wait the Ender Generators have been damaged from the Energy Pulse they would also need to discover a way into 90 CF but this is going to take some time...

      As Lorny and Raph leave Base Imperium they gave The Scientists an Explicate Order to not venture to the Avalon Universe, they need to finish the repairs as well as find a way to bypass the Energy Shield surrounding an entire Universe once they find a way to do that then they should contact them.
But good news everyone!!! The Man the Legend has returned to us once more for my Son has returned!!! For Months he was MIA held captive by the Reapers when they invaded, for Months I have missed my SON but here he is in Twitch Chat! But how did he escape their captivity? I mean he is a MLG Slayer of Puss Hitman for Hire but how? Does that mean the Earth is freed from the Reapers do that mean R. Shep and L. Shep are out of a job since Earf has saved the Earth himself?

       This is a PSA are you suffering from Baby Traumatic Stress Disorder a Disorder Caused by repeated attacks from Baby Zombies and Baby Zombie Pig men, well you are not the only ones thousands have suffered horribly from this new Rapidly Spreading Epidemic. Symptoms include paranoia, and a sudden increase chance of encountering BABIES and off course the Nightmares! Little known fact 1 out of 30 people are afflicted with the Nightmares these nightmares manifest themselves in either day or night and can cause paralysis these symptoms are recent scientists have discovered through studying that the Nightmares are artificial someone had to build the Nightmares into BTSD but who and why? located in the middle of a Ravine a fortress was being constructed by the Armored Zombie Baby Crusade, led by King Charlie the Finger Bitter the II  standing next to him is a mysterious figure cloaked in darkness this individual has provided a lot of assistance to him and his Order of Valiant Baby Knights with his help they were able to create the Nightmares as well as their new weapon called Momento Mori a Super Weapon never seen in this world, it will strike fear into the hearts of his enemies looking at the blueprints King Charlie the Finger Bitter the II was satisfied with its capabilities he was informed they were able to steal the blueprints from the Conspiracy Imperium it was originally called the Neo Genesis Grinder...

      For 19 years Lorny has lived with Dr. MC Funkalicious but he is worried he is getting old and Lorny is getting worried about his health, he has been sick for a few Months now he's been barely sleeping and eating Loryn has also noticed he has been coughing up blood Funkalicious tried to hide it but he has seen the bloody napkins. Funkalicious told Lorny to go to the Village and get them some Iron he needed it for his Generator watching him leave Dr. Funkalicious Smiled he has grown he was now an adult Funkalicious could not be any more proud of him soon he would have to tell him the truth, but Funkalicious collapsed he didn't have much time left he can feel his body decay being in this Universe is killing him slowly at first but as he got older it was getting worse and worse contracting Cancer from being exposed to the energy of the Portal, because of this it drastically weakened his immune system he needed to get back to his home he just had to the thought of leaving Lorny alone in this world was too much for him to bare... At the Village Lorny got the Iron Funkalicious needed he also went to the Bakery and purchased some bread and cake, leaving the Bakery he ran into a good friend of his Alice she was his first friend she was an orphan like him seeing her made him smile he always liked her but he could never tell her... But as good it was too see her he had to go back Funkalicious was sick he needed something to eat maybe chicken tonight... Raph from the SSS tried to offer Funkalicious a deal to cure his illness in exchange for his Journal but he will never agree to it he doesn't trust him he may look like the Raph from his world but he is not there is something off with him but he doesn't know what...
	Episode 14) Building the Conspiracy Mansion:
On this Good Friday Episode of Planet Squared we return to the world last time we got some new members to the world, as well as the return of MY SON Earf!!! But for today many things will go down for one Loryn desires a proper Mansion word on the street that the other Mafia Dons are not impressed with his current home, this is not going to stand with Loryn for he wishes to rub his immense wealth, power and prestige in their faces so he decided to create a Mansion to rule all Mansions a Conspiracy Mansion! But there is more to be done he needed to fix the PVP Arena for months there hasn’t been a single fight that has to change the Arena desires the blood of the fallen! Loryn returned home with his doggy he was grey since he was wet Loryn commanded the beast to dry himself off for he was making the floor wet, but the dog rebelled claiming the he was the Grey Hound the savior of his people.
	As Loryn kills some skellies in his farm to gain some sweet levels he decided to make another shovel a power shovel, a shovel of POWER! Going to the anvil he combined 2 Efficiency IV books to create an Efficiency V Enchant, getting a shovel and an Unbreaking enchant he combined all the things together to create a shovel of power!
	Raph was bored he needed something to do so he ventured forth to Loryn’s house he asked him if he needed anything done, The Mafia Don Loryn thought about it for a bit he needed some more cobble stone for his Mansion so he said sure why not so off Raph went mining some cobble stone from Loryn’s cobble stone generator.
	Lorny went topside and started to dig downwards after digging a little bit too deep thankfully not encountering a Balrog, he eventually dug up getting to the appropriate height  he started to dig forward leaving a trail of broken cobble stone behind him  because he didn’t have room on his person for the cobble stone RIP. But through a sudden twist of fates as if the hand of destiny was personally guiding Loryn through the mine shaft, the Hand of Destiny brought him back to his underground base… Destiny can be a cruel and trolling Mistress of trolling, but he saw an intruder a giant SLYME of EVIL Loryn charged at the creature but to his surprise his dogs were joining him in combat! That’s great but when the giant SLYME died and broke up to its smaller parts the dogs were like yeah we’re done good luck Loryn, this of course irritated Loryn for they didn’t finish the battle he was disappointed at the puppers.
	Back at Base Imperium for weeks the scientists have been monitoring the team codenamed Chasing Fire located in the City of New York City 79 BT The Back to Zod Universe, for weeks the Chasing Fire team has for the most part adapted to society in the Back to Zod Universe but they have made good ground they have found the location of the Nexus Force Main Base it was easier than they thought it be, but from reading the local newspapers they found out the base in question is actually an Embassy for the Nexus Force called Peace Front. It is an Embassy used by the Countries of the world to communicate with the factions with the Nexus Force, ever since their victory over Zod and the Netherworld the world has a positive view of the Nexus Force seeing them as the saviors of the world. The team made their way to the Embassy it was difficult for they did not know the lay of the land as well as them not having money, to rent a thing they call a “taxi” they had to trade their gold for money it was strange how in this world they didn’t use emeralds for currency but it was a different Universe with different cultural and economic rules.
	As the Scientist’s record data on the Back to Zod universe they are intrigued with it there is so much to learn about it, if it wasn’t for the impeding invasion from the Netherworld they would spend more time learning about this strange and wonderful Universe and its people. While the Scientist’s record the data they learn from the Back to Zod Universe another group of Scientists called ExoForce have begun analyzing the properties of the shield blocking them form entering the Conspiracy Files Universe, and what they learned shock them to the their core the shield is magical in origin but the energy itself does not come from Avalon 38 GH, instead it comes from a completely different Universe entirely wherever it is they cannot find it in their Universal database some have hypothesised that this energy source is actually from the Netherworld but there is not enough concrete evidence to prove it.
	The group has come up with way to bypass the shield but how it’s a shield that covers an entire Universe and from what it looks like the shield is about as thick as 100 suns, but idea has been forwarded by Dr. MC Freshman McSwirl the illegitimate son to Dr. MC Funkalicious the II he has forwarded the idea that the shield takes a lot of power to maintain, there probably don’t have one for their Universe not only that but but the way the energy is sent from Avalon to the Conspiracy Files Universe and the way the shield is structured it would not allow overlapping between the two shields, and with this they can use it for their advantage and stage a strike to neutralize the shield allowing them access to the Conspiracy Files Universe the main issue is finding the source there is interference that scrambles the scans but with enough time they should be able to find it.
	New members have entered the Planet Squared World their names are Starstricken and deg388 like vultures to a freshly dead corpse, Rock, Raph, and Loryn converge on them to try to get them to join their Factions Starstricken was confused for he did not know the rules of this world and how it is ruled by Factions!  Lorny the acting Genie has given them each a starter pack to them so they would get a head start, Starstricken was shocked that Loryn gave him an Elyctra for in Planet Squared every person gets a one time only free Elyctra Loryn also gave them the Planet Squared Constitution of awesome ruling their rights as well as the rightful way to declare war on another Faction. Deg388 is an amigo to Rachel so it’s safe to assume he would join Rachel’s Ultra Kawaii Desu Potato Faction they appear to be communicating to each other, in other news a new faction has risen it is called the Far East Faction turned Far East Yakuza created by the newcomer Starstricken, as a gift from the genie Welfare program Starstricken will get a free Portal and of course free installation by the Genie for free, but he only gets one the next one is on him also Rachel and her friend are trying to get Sly’s Treasure Booty of Loots KappaPride.
	After finishing the Bridge Lorny for Starstricken he goes back to the Over World to start his grand project, the Bridge to the Ocean Monument as well as a Bridge that crosses from his base to the other side plus they can ride their ponies!!! Because we all know the Mafia likes Convenience as much as it loves making a profit from its building projects, but the main sport of the Mafia is the Knee Capper a game where the first mafia soldier to break 100 kneecaps wins glory,100 gold, 13 emeralds, and an enchanted diamond sword!
	As Lorny finished the Bridge he was proud he was going to tax all the people (excluding the peeps in his Mafia off course), but he is informed from a lackey on the progress on 38 GH the Chasing Fire Team he showed Lorny drone footage of the encounter the Team reached the Embassy and entered the Embassy, they were stopped from Security since they were all armed with swords and bows but before a fight broke out between the two sides engaged in combat what looked like Loryn appeared and told the two side to stand down, the person that looked at Loryn walked to the Chasing Fire team and said he was expecting them. He knew this because they were keeping an eye on the Planet Squared Universe ever since the 3 drones arrived they were able to hack into them to learned of their purpose once they did, they traced back the energy signal back to their Universe he told them he knew the reason why they’re here and was happy to help them in their time of need. Seeing this Loryn was shocked but looking closely he noticed something or someone, looking closer it was a figure in the shadows her outfit closely resembled the Loryn of the BTZ Universe her uniform was black… does that mean Lorny has heard legends of it the Black Ninja and how you can’t see her in the dark… the way she hide in the shadows shows she knows how to blend in but she has a lot to learn.. The Loryn of the BTZ Universe gave the leader of Chasing Fire a letter to return to his leader they would wish to speak to them in person, after a few more minutes of talk the guards escorted them to a nearby helicopter to take them to the Blue Area the Zone where the Portal to the Planet Squared Universe opened up. Loryn was happy hopefully these talks would evolve into an alliance and with their help they might be able to break through the shield surrounding the Conspiracy Files Universe, next time on Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles can Lorny and Raph successfully broker a treaty with the BTZ Universe and with more Factions springing up will they prove to an assist in the war against the Netherworld, or will they be a hindrance?
Also Begun the Bridge wars have between the Conspiracy Mafia and Night Fury!

Episode 15) Raiding the Ocean Monument:
We return once more to Planet Square the Faction Chronicles we return to see Rock expanding his influence by creating the town called Winden Fury, but he must be careful he might be colonizing lands belonging to another faction this might result in a skirmish for resources or expand into a full-fledged war. The town Winden Fury was based on Night Fury lore long ago in the distant past some Dra’Son (Rocks peeps villagers) built a wonderful boat called the Ender Mystic, they soon ventured north to a snow biome and there they settled the town to be called Winden Fury. Loryn has begun working on his mansion he decided to plant a forest of trees he needed a certain type of wood, but as he went through his chests he feels weird he recalls the memories of his counter universe selves but why? What’s going on does it involve Avalon and the Netherworld? speaking of the Netherworld after meeting with the Nexus Force they were able to get a treaty on the table for assistance against the Netherworld, engineers form the Nexus Force have entered the Planet Squared world and have begun trading tech.

Rock ventured to Loryn’s place to do trades with him he brings flowers how cute but it was in fact a trap he was actually trying to Con Loryn, he actually went and took some of Loryn’s cobblestone the fiend. Starstricken is trying to sell some of his dusty very old Mixtapes he says he found them in his very Dusty cellar, Rock is interested in it and offers to buy the Mixtape secretly Rock hopes the mixtapes were one of Dr. Funkalicious Mixtapes his science funky fresh music were a joy to listen to RIP Dr. Funkalicious.
Raph meeting with Starstricken and Rock informs them of the threat from the Netherworld, he tells them of their plans and what they have done to the Conspiracy Files Universe and warns them of their enemies power, Rock was worrisome at first but most of his resources have gone to building his boat fortress which at the moment makes a Skeleton look fat, but Star was not interested he didn’t have the resources nor the man power to fight a shadow enemy he needed them to patrol his borders and to protect his natural resources.
Seeing Rocks Flag it looked pretty cool finally Rock has a worthy flag to match his Faction and it’s imperial ambitions, Loryn is worried the phrase united we stand divided we fall came into mind if they are not ready they will get curb stomped so they decided to write a treaty called the Universal Protection Treaty if there is sufficient evidence to support the Planet Squared Universe is being invaded by either Avalon or the Netherworld, the treaty would be activated meaning all faction must band together to kick out the invaders and protect their realm from annihilation.

	But there’s a conspiracy a foot Raph has been robbed he claims he has lost several coal blocks, Lorny asked if he had used them up but Raph denied it he said he had several stacks of them Loryn also denied stealing the coal for he has moved to Lava to power his ovens and various other appliances. Raph is suspicious he has enemies everywhere and I mean everywhere Raph asked Loryn if he could borrow his Knee Breaker Core Raph goes into closed talks with the Conspiracy Mafia, it wasn’t the time yet Raph is out for the truth but can he handle it maybe Hoyl and various other peeps thinks maybe he misplaced his coal… But no that can’t be right Raph misplacing the coal never that can’t be right not on his watch!

As this was going on Star was at his Casa he found a singular beetroot but he needed more it’s time to grow more, he also needed more livestock to feed his people so Operation Sex House is a go the Operation call for Military Style Cow on Cow, Sheep on Sheep sexing… While taking a trip to the Nether Lorny, Raph get ambushed by a Ghast during the fight Loryn accidently struck a Zombie Pig Men resulting in them rallying against Loryn nearly wrecking his face, but they were able to kill the beast but Loryn had to flee away before the mob killed his butt into oblivion.

Diplomatic Tensions between The Sinister Scientist Society and the Far East Yakuza have increased after Raph discovered the fake wall in the Nether that led him to the Far East Yakuza, going off suspicions Raph have ventured to the Far East Yakuza home base of Dokodo Moy Japanese Raph thought there Star took Raph on a tour of his home Star took Raph to a suspicious place devoid of chests Raph is worried is this a trap? But Star assured him it is not he jokingly said he could easily activate a trap door sending him to a lava pit but he would never do that…

As a way to lower tension between the Factions and to foster friendly healthy competitive, camaraderie between the Factions is, of course, military conquest there is a pirate safe haven called the Drunken Pickle for years this safe haven have supported bloodthirsty terrorists the Red Tide, and the infamous Blue Moon Pirate Group known for their mob sacrifices a good target to hit for propaganda and for ridding the world of these scum.

Today on the first episode of Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today our first issue is the First Inter-faction Bank of Minecraftia the goal for the bank is too provide the Factions an avenue to trade goods and services as well as determine the prices of the market, as well as store their goods as well it would be in neutral lands away from the major powers it would be a safe place to conduct trade. We have reports from Loryn Leader of the Conspiracy Mafia “I am glad to see the Global Bank, in fact, it would make it easier for me to hijack it for my own use…” In other news on this historical night Raph of the SSS personally asked us to join him as he puts the finishing touched to his Beacon, filming it is Lorny of the Conspiracy Mafia it is a time to remember as Raph gives out an epic speech the SSS theme song plays in the background and when the final block was placed, Raph got the Beaconator but he wasn’t the only one for Loryn also got the achievement in a socking twist, Raph was annoyed just because he was in close proximity to me completing the Beacon doesn’t mean he should get the achievement too, but it’s too late for that now no use to spoil the moment Raph thought. There have been rumors going around diplomatic channels lately rumors claim Rock and Star have been secretly forming an underground alliance, the rumor continues to say that this new alliance is using the Netherworld/Avalon scare to distract the SSS and the Conspiracy Mafia to their dealings how will the Conspiracy Mafia and the SSS handle this only time will tell.

One last piece of information before we close for the night the Factions are readying themselves for combat for Operation Sweet Booty is greenlit to go, the Operation is called the Drunken Pickle there they will rid the world of a the pirate threat which has killed thousands and maimed hundreds, as well as the loss of 9.1 billion credits worth of resources this Operation led by Loryn of the Conspiracy Mafic, will lead the 4 Faction attack into the Fortress, a few miles from the Fortress we interview Star leader of the Far East Yakuza “We are happy we found treasure, and we are happy to share it with others” claimed Star Rock is in it for the war and booty and sacrifices for Rek’Sai to earn more of her favor. While Raph claimed for the Community the Guardians are a plight that needs to be killed off if the body has cancer you rip it out before it spreads, while in the corner watching intently Lorny takes notes on the other Factions strengths and weaknesses he agrees and with this we end Planetary News come back next time as we review the battle, this has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News.

After a quick prayer to the Ender Dragon they begin the assault but they have taken casualties Star and Rock have fallen, but Loryn and Raph continue the fight the pirate guardians are furious how could the coalition attack us they will pay for every block with their blood we rule the seas says a member of the Blue Moon Pirates! But the coalition has made a beachhead within the fortress but they are getting hit from all sides, it was relentless and never-ending the entire island is against them but bad new they are running out of water breathing potions, and because of that desperate times call for desperate measures Loryn had to use the power of the Genie to give Rock more pufferfish to make more potions but in the future he would have to make a sacrifice.

After killing 2 of the three elder Guardians each was a leader of a major Pirate Clan so far they killed Azure Mills of the Blue Moon Clan, and Gandhi Force of the Red Tide but there was still one more left you thought revoking the power of Genie is bad well Loryn took super steroids courtesy of the OG Genie, and speaking of the OG Genie he has arrived to help them. Through blood sweet and tears they were able to conquer the fortress killing hundreds of Pirate Guardians now it is time for the reconstruction... Next time on Planet Squared with the Conquest of the Fortress now it’s time to break it down and to kill everything in it as the spoils of war is distributed... Avalon has been keeping tabs on it they have taken notes on this "Creative Mode" and how respawning works they will use this to finally cripple both the Conspiracy Files World and Planet^2
	Episode 16) Draining the Ocean:
	We return to this fine Planet Squared Night for today another Episode of Edeneth has been uploaded so please go watch it, we can wait until you come back Kappa. So on this fine night, we begin to drain the Ocean around the Ocean Monument called the Drunken Pickle. The Genocide of the Pirate Guardians will begin soon the world had enough of them pirating over 9 billion Credits worth of resources, but there is one problem the Pirate Guardians will fight tooth and nail to protect their lucrative Pirate business and Pirate way of life for on the Drunken Pickle the Pirates have stored their fine booty.
	As Lorny went to sly a glitch strikes his horse it was stuck in a building and was being crushed to death, but Loryn was able to save it before it was crushed after healing it with apples the horse made a speedy recovery afterwards he went to sly and behind him was this strange building entering it Lorny the Mafia Don was horrified to see… the room was filled with Shulkers they all looked at him all saying “You just entered the wrong neighborhood Mother Trucker!” they all opened fire on Loryn and Lorny was like nope not dealing with this and walked off.
	Loryn went to the Ocean Monument to start draining it of water but the Pirates have begun their guerilla tactics very predictable, but as predictable as their actions were Lorny underestimated the Guardians defenses he was getting his butt kicked by them and their little fins Lorny was nearly killed several times he needed more help and he needed it now. After a few minutes of trial and error Lorny was able to make some progress in the Draining Front but several times he was nearly killed by them, or by drowning eventually Raph came and assisted Loryn as a Scientist Merc for Hire Loryn wanted him to protect him using his face region as a shield.
	Tag teaming the Guardians Loryn and Raph have made a butt ton of progress draining an entire floor worth’s of H2O Raph enjoys being a Scientist Merc for Hire but he gets paid not by the hour but by the loots he gets in combat, but Lorny still nearly got rectified. Using their top-secret weapon they clear whole swaths of water and their special weapon you ask is the mighty sponge of ultimate power.
	Loryn reviewed the conditions of his Mafia and was disgusted at what he saw his footmen were just simple thugs, they knew how to intimidate the weak villager but they were not soldiers they were dumb undisciplined idiots useful for a Mafia but worthless for a professional army he needed to train them but he didn’t have time for that. It was then the Mafia Don came with an idea calling his secretary he asked her to send a message to the Nexus force asking them for someone to help train his men, after sending the message Loryn waited for days he waited for a response and finally he got one it was from his counterpart he told Loryn that he would be sending a team to help train his men, they would  come by the end of the month his counterpart also told Loryn to get a training site ready for them Lorny then hired the Builders a subsidiary owned by the Mafia he told them what he wanted and they soon got to work building it.
	On the other side of the world Raph is in his lab he was preparing the newest genetic Experiment he previously purged his cells of the previous experiments, he needed the room for he was going to build a new breed of Super Soldier he would call them The Marauders he would use his extensive Cloning Vats to create them, but Raph has an ace up his sleeve for weeks he has been developing armor and weapons for his forces but he has learned something from Dr. Funkalicious in his Journal he outlined for something called the Convergence a machine that would inject nanites into their bloodstream, not only that but it would create a hive mind that would help organize them better but it would do something interesting it would fix the genetic decay the Clones would suffer due to the gene acceleration this will hopefully not only slow their decay but rid it from them.
	We interrupt this programing to bring you news live from planetary News Today on the second episode of Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today we continue to broadcast the War of the Seas the invasion of the Drunken Pickle is still on way also someone had to be drunk to come up with the name Drunken Pickle, the Pirates are giving the SSS and Conspiracy Mafia a worthy fight but they need help they have called upon the other Factions that are online to assist them this is a multi-faction war after all.  In other News Sly the Genie also named the Insane Uatu he is the being that watches all of us in a very creepy way like seriously he has no chill this reporter thinks, he has been providing assistance to the Alliance of Factions giving them the ultimate super weapon sponges he has also been using the Sponges they may be the ultimate weapon but they have one weakness, once plopped down they needed to be dried to be used again, Sly loves to troll the Universe to the point it nearly gets rekt to oblivion he gave Lorny the You Like Poop Pickaxe it’s unbreakable that the only good thing on it the rest is just poop, Sly also created a potion of pure cancer and has given it too Raph so now he has cancer well RIP Raph in a few months.
	We have just gotten word of a new Faction added to the world of Planet^2 called The Bare Bone Dirt Bags founded by DOCSRS it was told in the Lore of the Bare Bones Dirt Bags they fight with their fists their culture demands it, that Morgan Freeman, their God said Banana Hammock, a DOCSRS was created such a weird story sounds like something Hoyl would write another weirdo that guy is *le sigh* and with this we end Planetary News come back next time as we continue to cover The War of the Seas also Sly just killed Raph’s Horse the meanie like seriously who kills another man’s horse, anyhow this has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off.
	Watching the War from the shadows a man who looks like a Viking Walrus looking thing watches intently taking notes of how they fought, so far he is not impressed with their fighting ability the Mafias armies were worthless they were just thugs led by a bigger dumber thug and Raph he knew his kind he creates himself a God in front of his abominations but he is just a False God, he laughs to himself the morons he thought they are wasting their time fighting this Ocean Monument yes he admitted they were annoying for they were stealing the resources from the Mafia and the SSS but they were small fish compared to Valkarion, if it wasn’t for the Conspiracy Imperium they would have invaded this world already but he mustn’t underestimate them. Spies within the Mafia have told him they are getting support from the Nexus Force from the Universe 79 BT he heard tales from his Master of them beating the Netherworld and Infernus before and if they are getting support from them they might prove to be a threat, if they use the resources better but it would be some time before the Mafia can improve its forces. He turned around a portal opened and out came Emperor Matt he asked what he learned after briefing him, Emperor Matt laughed the fools he thought the Loryn in this Universe was an idiot compared to the Back to Zod and Conspiracy Files version.
	The other “Factions” on the other hand were in worse shape this person called Rock couldn’t finish his base what a complete loser, if it wasn’t for the blockade on 90 CF the Conspiracy Files Universe they could’ve conquered this pathetic world. Emperor Matt then recalled the Viking Warrior and replaced him with Agent 71 back in the Avalon Universe Emperor Matt met with his wife, they quickly went to the Universal Map on it they could see a black void getting bigger the Netherworld has continued to grow conquering 2 other Universes they also see the purple sphere still trapped Matt thought, they smile his Empress informed him of increasing the defense on the Container the machine emitting the energy shield she has also told him of their progress on their former “friends” they have went underground trying to form a rebel group.
	Next time on Planet Squared can the team sent by the Counterpart Lorny help the Planet^2 Loryn whip his men into shape in time can Raph bring his new Army in production in time, can the Alliance of Factions get their shit together and conquer the Drunken Pickle? Also what’s going on in the Avalon Universe what is their end goal and why have they betrayed their former friends? Find out next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles.
	Episode 17) This FAM Friday Slam Bam Bonanza! We’re Bodying the Ocean Monument Tonight LIVE!!! Brothers:
	Welcome back to today’s Episode to Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles today they have unleashed the First Episode of History of Edeneth, which talks about the Major Five Cities so go watch it go just do it don’t let your viewing experience just be a Dream or a Meme or a Meme Dream!
	So today Hiti is coming and he is not happy for Rock has been antagonizing Hiti Rock has been trying to take Hiti’s land form him this might boil down to the first War in Planet^2, hopefully I like war and we all know Make War Not Peace!!! Also Stay in Drugs Not in School kids listen to me you will access sufficient qualities of Dankness.
	Also today on Planet Squared the gang has continued their efforts on breaking down the Drunken Pickle aka the Ocean Monument, but they face a daunting mostly boring to the point you might wanna bash your skull open task! But it is important for the Remnants Pirates that used to live and thrive within the Ocean Monument, but no longer their time is over the Coalition of Factions have defeated them and are now in the process of destroying their Base of Operations this would allow free and approved illicit trade to blossom!
	There are whispers within the Factions of a 2v2 no holds bar winner takes all fight to the death to the death! Death match! Think about this Homies the Far East Mafia working together with the Conspiracy Mafia to fight the Sinister Scholars Society and the most Handsome Man in the Universe who can slay the puss with just a glance of his deep dark eyes and very sexy Mankini hmm…KappaPride to the extreme! Anyways Hiti offered Lorny a deal he cannot refuse Hiti wants Lorny to try his Vegan Grown Organs and you know how the Mafia likes its Organs, due to the fact the Mafia traffics Organs to the SSS and various other Factions who are willing to buy Organs on the Planet Squared Illicit Market of Illegalness.
	We interrupt this to give you this Wonderful very kind hearted loving Commercial Advertisement, are you hungry and want to fill your Tummy with nice juicy tender steak? Well I got good news for you for I am Loryn Mafia Boss of the Conspiracy Mafia and with a simple cost of 1 diamond, I can ship to you our greatest steaks made from the beaten to death barely fed cows confined to a 2x2 dark box of pain, misery and don’t forget suffering! You probably wondering is it Non-GMO SSS approved naturally groomed free range Cows? Pfft nope none of that stuff the cows are so tightly pressed in they are sitting on their poops also they are GMO so yeah, we also take the time and effort to physically and psychological abuse our cows before we Execute Order 66 them! So if you are hungering for a tasty beaten to death while living in Concentration Camp levels of misery and pain tasty steaks, come to me Loryn Mafia Don of the Conspiracy Mafia where a 1 diamond a day is a day beating a starved cow to the death for profits YEAH Capitalism!
	For weeks the Conspiracy Mafia have been drilling it’s soldiers pretty hard lately Lorny wanted a formidable fighting force that can kick ass chew nails and babies and kick ass, a fighting force that can fight both Raph’s SSS and Valkarion to the DEATH!!! But Lorny needs to arm them with better weapons! The weapons they currently use were meant to bring fear into the hearts of dumb unequipped Villagers who need some protecting you hear what I’m saying? So he decided to hire the Sword and Shield Arms Illegal Arms dealer, he ordered them to equip his army with the finest of weapons and armor! He also went to Conqueror Incorporated a company known for its building for War Machines to Unscrupulous Dictators, War Lords, and Mafia Dons Lorny is a Mafia Don! So after an hour of discussion Lorny purchased 6 divisions worth of Armored Vehicles later down would order more. While shopping for his Army Loryn decided he need to build an Air Force to support his Army he hired the services of Mine Boeing to build his fighter planes, he didn’t really need a navy for he was a landlocked Mafia besides he just spent a butt ton amount of money.
	Raph is trying to make a Catalogue for the SSS that will show potential buyers what he has in his Science Inventory Raph started to research the price conversions for his items he also started to look about info on swords, Raph is in the business of building some pretty fine ass swords he already has a brand called the Love Sword Series of Swords made with Love and the hearts of Villagers, he also copyrighted names for swords an interesting name for one is Escalibre! Also while Raph was researching different swords for his Catalogue Lorny transformed evolved into an Anime Dictator Mafia Boss Ninja Leader, also known as ADMBNL or ADM-BNL truly he has ascended into the Post Human Territory.
	Tonight on Planetary News tonight we report on the Drama surrounding the Factions! Tonight we talk about swords; a new homie has entered the Planet Square World, Border Skirmishes, Beauty Week Winner, and finally a Potential Death Match to the Death! On the first item of interest let’s talk about swords so Raph of the SSS is creating a Catalogue which will provide a list of things to buy items include ores, resources, Non-GMO Cows but he has opened up a catalogue for Weapons called Scientist at Arms and as a result of this Raph’s weapon sales have increased seeing this Lorny is worried having secretly bought some of his weapons, he noticed they were better made compared to the ones he’s buying from not only that but they were at a cheaper cost compared to the Mine and Arms one.
	Guess what Homies a new Homie has Entered the Planet^2 World his name is Rockman Overdrive Lorny the Genie gave him the essentials the Survival Pack, he also informed Rockman on the rules of the world and he also warned him this world is run by the Faction he could join an existing one or he could carve out his own path in the world with his own hands other than that it was the normal introduction, Lorny has too give him the Constitution to the world.
	Next is Border Disputes between Rock and Hiti have started to heat up Rock has started to encroach into Hiti’s lands, Hiti feels threatened by this and has increased security at his borders to firm them up in case of an Invasion by Rock and his Night fury Faction tensions in the area have begun to tense up any spark could cause the entire area to explode into war can diplomacy win out or will the dogs of war be unleashed resulting in a very bloody war for both sides.
	So we got our results for the First Annual Planet^2 Beauty Pageant and the First Place Winner is Docs with his very sexy Mankini Skin of the Pussy Slaying and let’s not forget the Pelvic Thrust of the KappaPride! So congrats Docs on your Victory you sexy beast, Second Place winner was Hiti and finally the Third Place winner was Loryn who bribed his way up the Beauty Pageant but he ran out of money due to his Military Purchases earlier, and no amount of money could buy him the First Place but it did get him Third Place oh it appears the Judges had to go to Witness Protection for fear of retribution by the Mafia.
	And finally to conclude this broadcast, rumors are going around about a potential Team Death Battle of the Ages is about to go down but will it actually happen this reporter is hopeful the Arena is going through a drought of Blood, it’s been a while since there was death and carnage in the Arena and hopeful tonight will be the night for battle for Friday Night is the night for hand to hand combat to the death!
	And with this we end Planetary News come back next time as we continue to cover The conclusion of the War of the Seas and how the destruction of the Drunken Pickle has affected the Pirates living on the Island and to ask how drunk was Hoyl when he came up with the name of Drunken Pickle, any who this has been John-John the Johnman for Planetary News signing off.
	Loryn has been Puzzled with the Shulker Trial Dungeon Sly the Genie has created it was a good idea due to the amount of fun it brings, and more importantly the loot it would bring to them all! But he noticed it’s too easy they shouldn’t be getting 16 Shulker shells in one siting that’s too easy! So it needs to be a Minecraft Version of the Tough Mudder so Sly and Lorny get to work on it, while Docs the Sexy Cheerleader cheers them on for their good work they are doing he also sealed the entrance. Lorny placed the Spawner’s near the rear of the building he also placed more of the End Strip Rods in the Shulker Area, Sly Jizzed all the cobwebs everywhere on the walls and the floor KappaPride but to put the real pain in the Shulker Area they placed Snipers from SkeleFaze aka Skeletons to 360 no bow you in the Face Region, it appears the Minecraft Shulker Tough Mudder challenge has evolved in difficulty to Shulker D-Day Difficulty levels.
	But it is time for some awesome badass fight to the death battle for all the things, so for Round 1 it would be Team Death Match Alpha Team consists of Loryn, Chad, and Hiti. While team 2 will consist of Raph, Docs, and Ninja man the battle was brutal but in the end Docs team was victorious Raph got an Exp Shower of glory, The Arena is a happy Arena it got its feast of blood and guts and I am happy for I got to see the carnage! But it was just round 1! Next is Round 2 the Free for All!! But Ninja man had to leave unfortunately but there is more than enough peeps for the FFA!
	As the Factions celebrate the Arena Battles in the Arena, but there are forces at work for shadows spies from Valkarion have started work on their newest plan to take down the Factions from within, using the Conspiracy Imperium’s Cloning Vats they have started to create Clones of the Faction Leaders and Faction Members this will cause chaos to the Planet^2 World but these Clones are under the control of Valkarion! The Cloning Station located at the Unknown Zone has been made Operational, there they will begin to create the Clone Army and the False Faction Members on Planet^2.
	Next time on Planet^2 can the Factions create the United Factions in time to face Valkarion and its Corrupted Clone Army, how will the Clone Planet^2 members affect the world will their presence cause chaos and pandemonium for the world due to the fact they can replace the originals and no one would know the difference, they can then terrorize the other Factions putting the seeds of hatred and of course start a war. So next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!!

	Episode 18) the Draconic War:
	Welcome back to another awesome possum Planet^2 Friday today we will be a red day a sword day! Listen up my Homie Slices for today we will revive the Ender Dragon many of us will die but we will preserver for we have slain the Dragon before, we can do it again!  Last time at Planet Squared there was a massive team death match to the death it was great and fun to watch, there was also a free for all to the death also during the stream they have made massive upgrades to the Shulker Mansion making it 10x more difficult to get anywhere in fact it’s so difficult you could say it’s like invading the beaches of Normandy.
	And now today on Planet^2 the peeps have begun preparing themselves for the Draconic War aka the Ender Dragon Raid hopefully enough people join the Raid, for we all know the more people the more fun it becomes! Lorny discovered he had a Butt Ton of quartz and marble he needed to make something of them but what he thought it had to be amazing it had to be massive; it has to be so magnificent everyone on the Server would be jealous at it and with their jealously Lorny could rub it in their faces!
	Loryn got some Slyme he then went to his drug lab and started mass producing the steroids and drugs they would need to fight the Ender Dragon, as he was doing that he then went on and started to create some kick ass gear for his current armor had seen better days for example his boots have destroyed and his pants and leg armor are in the Red Zone also called the Danger Zone.
	Raph has finally appeared on the stream he was busy getting Edeneth Fully Operational for us to view and enjoy, Raph informed Loryn of the Mother Lode of Blazes about 200 have filled the Grinder to the brim in fact there’s so many Blazes it had an adverse effect on Loryn’s Frames entering the Grinder Lorny went in and started to wreck some face and when he did a massive tsunami wave of Exp exploded all over his face KappaPride. Back at his casa Loryn started to review the enchants he was kind of disappointed with the choice he got, there were alright but he didn’t need fire protection IV Lorny needs Unbreaking but it is very rare for a good reason but Raph decided to help him out Raph reminded Lorny of his catalogue which lists Unbreaking for 3 diamonds but Lorny tried to trade other enchantments but Raph denied him. Lorny saw illegal Zombie Pig Men enter his Home this annoyed him for the punishment for Illegally entering his home is death charging the Zombie Pig Men his army of Doggies followed him into combat but there was friendly fire by accident the Loyal Snowman hiding in his Pill Box has struck one of the dogs, this pissed of the Doggie to the point the dog went up to him and murdered him on COLD BLOOD!!!! He’s going to need to resurrect the fallen Snowman who died by Friendly Fire.
	We interrupt this Episode for a wonderful informative Advertisement meant for the Hard Working Minecraft Player, are you needing certain items of interest to help you in the Mines/the Farm and in Combat well we got a Catalogue for you! Fresh off the printing presses is The 1st Edition Sinister Scholar Society Catalogue of wares for you; in the Catalogue are Weapons, Armor, Organically Grown Non-GMO Harvested Food, Tools, Building Materials, Ores, Enchantments, and more importantly the highly demanded Love Sword with Love License not only will you have a License to kill but a License to Love! The Catalogue has been painstakingly organized the prices have been properly calculated to give you a fair deal now you may be tempted to get your wares from the Conspiracy Mafia but I wouldn’t o that if I were you there products are quite inferior to ours plus you are dealing with the Mafia there is a 100 percent chance they will rip you off, mug you and the throw your corpse into the river to feed the fishes. So if you’re in need of wares please order from the Sinister Science Society Catalogue and for every purchase come the satisfaction of knowing you won’t get brutally murdered or robbed by a thug organization, plus all proceeds will help fun our scientific discoveries these discoveries will help to enrich our Future Catalogues.
	Good news everyone a new homie has entered the world of Planet^2 her name is Elvis fan 23 also known as Lisa you are tearing me apart Loryn the Genie gave her the Supply Kit and the rundown of the world and how it works, but like everyone else before her the two biggest Faction tried to recruit her but she decided to join Loryn’s Conspiracy Mafia but she has seconds thought she doesn’t like being put in the middle of the two it’s going to be awkward when they go to war...
	Near the Conspiracy Mafia’s home base a mysterious Portal opened up it was a swirling sphere of green and black energy, and out of the portal was a wounded man and in his hand a strange Computer containing the schematics of the Event Horizon as well as information regarding the Valkarion Empire and various other things, a Universal Shield Generator that has the power to seal an entire Universe in an impenetrable sphere made of Omnium the building blocks of the Universe the hardest material in existence period. The man didn’t have much time left the portal that brought him was soon going to bring him back to Avalon he had to hurry running to Loryn’s home he placed the Computer in his Mansion, it was then the portal reopened and he was soon dragged back in back to Avalon…
	Today on the first episode of Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today our first issue is the Draconic Wars the factions have decided to revive the Ender Dragon once more to slay it once more for treasure and bragging rights of course!
	In other news a new homie has entered Planet^2 her name is Elvis Fan 23 also known as Lisa you are tearing me apart and I did not hit her I did not… Oh hey Loryn *ahem* anyways after giving her the survival kit as well as a copy of the Planet^2 Constitution Loryn informed her of the rules of the world you can either join an existing Faction or you can be a trailblazer and start your own, but she decided to join the Conspiracy Mafia led by the Lorny the Mafia Don himself this would be his second recruit after the Infamous Earf the Hitman of Legends and Hoyl’s Son who he misses dearly like an father would when he hasn’t seen his Son in weeks (the sounds of Hoyl’s crying could be heard in the background what a weirdo this Reporter thinks)…
	And last but not least is the Unveiling of the Sinister Science Society 1st Edition Catalogue which has 12 pages of awesome weapons and items so far it’s has gotten a massive Subscriber Base and requests for new gear has been filed, not only that but an Ad for the Conspiracy Mafia Banner I bought one for the low price of  3 emeralds I like the mafia but I don’t want to swear loyalty to them as a Journalist one must be unbiased   journalism still has ethics and I swore to them, I also purchased the Love Sword from Raph for 3 diamonds it’s a very nice collectors weapon not suited for combat unfortunately.
	And with this we end Planetary News next time we will reveal the battle starts of the Draconic War as play the replay of the battle, we will also talk about the Militarization of the Conspiracy Mafia for months billions of Conspiracy Credits have been dished out to modernize the Mafia into an impressive military fighting force but why this reporter is interested to know why is he going to invade SSS lands, so next week we will interview the Mafia Don himself Lorny to find out the reason of the increase of military spending this has been John-John the Johnman signing off.
	At his home Lorny noticed something odd it was a Computer it was silver there was also blood on it, picking it up he soon wiped the blood off it walking to his room he soon booted up the Computer there was a message from a man named Tyler Leader of the Resistance in Valkarion the message revealed to Loryn what was going on in Avalon so this Tyler and Matt the Emperor were good friends, but as he read on the message reveled to him there is a weakness to the shield surrounding the Conspiracy Files Universe they could exploit it  hopefully destroying the Shield Generator called Event Horizon freeing the Conspiracy Files Universe. After reading the Message there were other files one file had information of the Helios Core a Gauntlet they use to access their powers, but the one file disturbed it was simply titled Raph of the SSS why would it be there he thought? After clicking it there was 100 pages worth of information after spending a few hours reading it, Loryn slammed his hand on the table he couldn’t believe what he was reading he couldn’t it wasn’t possible but here it was…Raph is a TR8R!!!!!!
	Next time on Planet^2 learning of this shocking revelation what will Lorny do next he has earned of Raph's betrayal, he has learned that Raph has been sending valuable info to the Head Scientists of Valkarion Scientist Supreme Carlos and Carl he has also given them Funkalicious Journal this truly angered Lorny how dare he give his Former Mentors Journal away to the enemy….This Means War…In his Lab Raph also got a similar Computer in the Computer it claimed Earf my Son under the orders of Loryn had secretly placed a nuke under his base, just in case there would be war between the two Factions Loryn would have an edge. But who is telling the truth and who is truly pulling the strings behind this find out next time in Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!
	Episode 19) Draconic War Part 2 Retribution:
	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet Squared the Faction Chronicles tonight the newest Episode of Edeneth has been released Episode 7 Revelations; it’s a pretty good Episode so please we would appreciate it if you would spend some of your time to give it a watch. So last week the Brothers Lorny and Raph revived the Ender Dragon so they can wreck its face once more! This week they will revive it once more Jesus would the bullying of the Ender Dragon cease, nope all right then but in a shocking twist of fate Hiti the man the legend who went to Japan to create the Ultimate Haram has returned and has joined them in voice chat so hey hello he’s a cool fellow.
	With the completion of his Catalogue Raph needed some advertisement so he asked Lorny The Genie if he could spread the good Catalogue around and if someone is interested in it they can purchase some fine weapons of war or love, but Lorny couldn’t’ find a copy of it in the Post Office so Lorny went back to his home since he had a copy of it but unfortunately for him he was in Genie Mode meaning when he tried to take the Catalogue he accidently deleted it form existence Rip Catalogue Raph, unfortunately, had to take time out of his life to remake the Catalogue so Lorny can distribute it to the masses. As he was doing this Lisa the Newbie in the Conspiracy Mafia wanted a Nether Portal so Loryn jumped scared her she was very spooked but Loryn made the Nether Portal for her she was very grateful, eventually after the struggle Raph recreated the Catalogue he gave it to Lorny and finally he distributed to everyone good news for Raph Hiti has some interest in purchasing some Weapons but oddly enough Rock considers it a scam I mean it’s a free book Fam you don’t have to spend money on it gosh Rock…
	As a sign of good will between the Far East Yakuza and the Conspiracy Mafia Hiti of the Far East Yakuza has presented Loryn with a gift, a chest filled with Vegan Grown Organs and Vegan Organ Soup delicious, he also left a Ghats Tear a pretty respectable gift Lorny thought as a way to show his appreciation Loryn placed 2 Vegan Organs above his desk in his Office so if you somehow managed to enter the Mafia Mansion you will be presented with the First Edition Love Sword, and of course the Catalogue then as you enter the Office you will see 2 Vegan Organs very intimidating.
	Hiti needed a Broadsword but he didn’t have the diamonds to pay for it so he cut a deal with Raph in exchange for the Infinity Enchantment Raph would cut the Price in half but Raph informed him it would take some time for him to create the Broadsword it would probably take until the end of the stream to make but Hiti wanted some extra Enchantment on it, Rock was curious after he read the Catalogue and he wanted to purchase the rights to place an AD on the Advertisement but Raph shot him down because Rock would have to wait for the next Edition of the SSS Catalogue.
	From the dawn of time there has been a legend of a being so powerful so fearsome, that through his power and skill he would tame the Legendary Wild Parrots and have them chill on his Shoulders, and with these Parrots on his Shoulders he would be Fabulous!!! But he would have to be careful for his Shoulder Mounted Parrot Cannons are very Fragile and can get rekted, if appears Creepers are their Ultimate weakness.
	After the shocking reveal last Planet Squared Loryn is very paranoid at Raph after discovering Raph has been feeding information to their enemies the Valkarion Empire Lorny has sent a few spies to keep an eye on Raph they would then relay information to Loryn of his actions, but after reading the files within the Computer Lorny needed to find a way to send himself and a contingent of his Soldiers to the location without Raph knowing that would be challenging there was only one place in the world that has a working and active Universal Portal, Lorny considered making his own but it would take weeks and a lot of resources to remake it somewhere else but he would also need Raph's Scientists without their help it would take months guess it’s time to do a Kidnapping Mission!
	Raph has finished the Broadsword Hiti wanted he was soon payed for his efforts, this was good timing for the SSS Broadsword would soon be tested in battle against the Ender Dragon may it be covered in the blood of its enemies! While Raph was making the Broadsword his mind were on other things the message both he and Lorny received from Valkarion for hours Raph has read the documents within the computer, something didn’t feel right for Raph this is too convenient he had to figure out which message was telling the truth Raph pondered who ever created these files were trying to divide them to have them fight amongst themselves this would cause chaos and result the Factions being weakened to add to this there is a threat that some of the leader might be replaced by a Clone Raph needs to start to monitor on the other Factions in case they might get replaced.
	Tonight on Planetary News tonight we report on the Drama surrounding the Factions! Tonight we talk about the Second Draconic Wars, we also talk about Hiti’s time in Japan and how he was able to create the Ultimate Haram and we finally end with the SSS Catalogue Sales.
	For our first item on the news the Alliance of Factions have entered The End and have resurrected the Ender Dragon but as you may have noticed, in the background is Kira Tower a copy from the series called Edeneth! The battle was amazing in the beginning there were so many casualties but eventually the Alliance of Factions were able to slay the creature and were able to bathe in its EXP! To make the End more safer Loryn has constructed several safe spaces in case the Ender men try to challenge your Political Ideas in a debate, and you are to cowardly to participate in the debate… oops sorry I got College Safe Spaces and Battle Safe spaces confused the purpose of the Safe Spaces, is to protect someone in case they look at a Ender man the wrong way.
	Guess what my Homies Hiti the man the legend himself has returned from Japan and has informed us of the Ultimate Haram he created in the Land of Japan it’s going to get the Anime and Manga treatment it’s going to be called The Far East Haram, good for him Kappa he was also there to deal in “business” the Yakuza has disrespected him and are in a need of a reminder to never mess with the Swedish Persuasion Yakuza Boss!
	And last but not least we talk about Raph’s Sales so far he has gotten his first Customer in Hiti he has purchased a Broadsword for 6 diamonds and an Infinity Enchantment, originally Hiti could not afford it but he was able to make a deal with Raph and Raph was glad to oblige I mean he wouldn’t want an Infinity Enchantment?
	And with that we end Planet Squared see you next time as we continue to talk about the Political Drama and in fighting between the Factions and with that we end this sessions next time we talk about the growing tensions between rock and Hiti, this has been John-John the Johnman with Planetary News!
	At his base as Hiti was about to leave the Server he noticed a sound behind him he turned at first there was no one there, he shrugged it was probably nothing it was probably his nerves he did fight the Ender Dragon not too long ago it was then a shadowy person appeared in front of him he quickly jumped back and got out his sword out he asked the being what it was but he it did not respond, the creature walked forward and started to morph it soon looked like him Hiti could not believe it! It looked exactly like him the creature took out a ball and threw it at Hiti a strange gas emitted from the ball causing him to lose consciousness. Soon the creature took out a communicator and said the phrase Subject Replaced Complete moving him to the Cradle.
	Next time on Planet^2 with the first person replaced Valkarion has made its move in Planet Squared how will the Clone of Hiti affect the status Quo, and who is next to be replaced better yet has already been replaced? Next time in Planet^2 with Valkarion making its move can the Faction respond in time to this new threat or will they be taking down from the inside?

Episode 20) Lorynkainen's Magnificent Conspiracy Mansion of DOOM and Dictatorship!

    Welcome back to yet another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles today Episode 9 of Edeneth has been uploaded on their YouTube Channel, so do a home slice a favor and watch I mean you don’t have to but it’ll be great if you do. Last time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles the Faction have resurrected the Ender Dragon and totally kicked it downtown then ripped it’s egg out of its still warm body, the duel was epic in scale for in the background was Kira Tower which if you didn’t know is a reference to their Series Edeneth, many Faction took part in the fight many died but in The End they were victorious! Now today for Planet^2 Loryn wants to complete his gangster Mansion of Awesomeness, to finally prove to the other Mafia Bosses that he is the Superior Mafia Don, Raph will continue his efforts to sell his stuff on his catalogue as well as getting paid he will get paid he should ask Loryn for some tips and tricks on how to get his milk money Lorny does have experience on these sort of things.

    We just got a new Homie and his name is JayZilla2830 a Voice Actor for the Edeneth Series he plays Anikor cool Character, Lorny went Genie Mode and created a Starter Pack for Jay it also contains the Constitution for the world and like the other homies that enter this world any new persons can join a preexisting Faction or they can create their own whatever floats their boat, also Raph prepares Jay a copy of the SSS Catalogue.

    Raph appeared at Lorny’s Mansion to do some business but Lorny was busy he needed to put in an drop off/ receiver box in the front of his Mansion, but in the Distance is a Baby Zombie Scout from the Armored Zombie Baby Crusade Lorny ran towards it and was able to kill it with his bow, Raph was pleased at this for he despised the Baby Zombies especially ones from the Armored Zombie Baby Crusade they have started to become a nuisance for the past few weeks they have assaulted several villages he as placed under his “protection”, his goons were able to fight off the Invaders this wasn’t good for business this is causing the locals to question his “protection” and if the steep price of it is truly worth it…

    Rock has arrived to the Server but did he… For he said he did not meaning he did not arrive but the pop-up on Minecraft told us that he was here, but how can he not be here but be here? There is only one logical explanation to this Quantum Physics existential issue simple Rock has evolved and he is now a Ninja, which means he exists but at the same time he does not exist truly he has evolved into the Post Existence Category so his house boat makes sense since it exists but at the same time since it hasn’t been complete it doesn’t.

    Raph visited Lisa’s house he was impressed with its design it’s very reminiscent to the Resident Evil Mansion even Lorny was impressed with it, he’s glad she is in his Mafia her Mansion would boost his street cred plus she is a cool Homie! But Raph planned on lighting it on fire with a flint and steel this was no Bueno for Lisa she quickly picked up the biggest most Kawaii BFG she owns, but he was kidding he would never do that to her…

    Loryn does not like his Portal being in the basement of his Mansion it needs to be in a more prominent place in the Mansion somewhere people can awe as they enter his Mansion, Rock has asked an interesting question what if someone gets conquered in military conquest can the Conqueror turn the conquered into a vassal that must pay taxes to the person who conquered them that sound like an interesting idea I mean who could possibly abuse that?

    Hiti has been acting strange lately after the fight with the Ender Dragon Hiti has been spending more and more money into his Military he has put up an Aggressive  Stance on Rocks entering his territory, he has also dumped a huge amount of money into strange projects related to the Temples he has discovered on his travels. He was also lingering a lot in the Imperium Base for a few weeks the most trusted Factions were told of the threat from Valkarion and any information on them, they even allowed a few of the Leaders a tour of the Base Hiti he has been asking a lot of strange questions it’s like he knows more than he is telling the way Hiti was acting was odd to Lorny he sensed something odd from him but he couldn’t think what though he might need to keep an eye on him.

    Lorny has started work on his Mansion so far he made some changes to his Mansion as he was working he felt like he was watched, Lorny left his Mansion and looked around he couldn’t shake the feeling he could’ve sworn he saw a shadowy figure in the distance watching him but it quickly vanished Lorny was getting annoyed when he was with Hiti he had that same feeling as if something was out of place. He scanned the horizon for a few moments then he quickly went back inside his Mansion, as he turned the shadowy figure was standing behind him for the past week the being has been watching learning everything he could from Lorny, everything his strength his weaknesses as well as the way he acts and how he carries himself in life but he is going to be very difficult to replace he is very paranoid well he has to be since he is the Leader of a Mafia but it has time it will happen one has already been replaced...

    Rock has been stealing wood from Loryn’s Mansion and if Rock is not careful Lorny might declare War on him in the future Lorny reminded Rock that if he continues the stealing of his resources he will invade his lands and steal back the resources stolen, but Rock was not afraid his Army has been battle tested from the war against Hiti his men and Generals are experienced and battle hardened and he has improved his battle tactics he is confident in his abilities to fight back against the Mafia he also has Rek’Sai.

    Lorny has placed the foundation down for his Mansion both Raph and Rock watch him and offer some assistance to him but deep down feel unnerved the three of them feel like they are being watched by an unknown force, makes sense since they are smack down in the middle of the Mafia Home Base of course they will be watched by Mafia Goons and Cameras. But this was different they both sensed something malevolent something pure evil not greedy evil just pure unadulterated evil they soon left the area and went to the basement to talk about it… With his contract fulfilled the trio went to the basement there Lorny came up with an interesting idea to create a specific Skulker Box its purpose would be a Wallet in it would contain the riches of the Mafia because if he has to purchase something he would need access of his money, cause you know he has to show off his immense wealth to the world and to every other Faction!

    Rock informed them of this presence the duo agreed they were indeed being watched but by who and why, they needed to capture one of them but it’s proven to be quite a challenge the being seem to be always in the corner of their eye but always out of reach they needed a way to capture them but how? This will require some time to think about in the meantime they soon left to go back upstairs Loryn needed to finish his Mansion.

    Tonight on Planetary News tonight we report on the Drama surrounding the Factions! Tonight we will talk about some interesting topics like what happens when one Faction conquers another what befalls the Conquered, next we talk about Hiti’s continued Aggressive stance on the Villagers living close by to certain Temples, and has Rock stolen Raph’s coal?

    For weeks many War Theorists have theorized what happens to a person when they are conquered by another Faction one Theorist Called Rockthemmarin has come up with an idea of the Vassal a Vassal is a person, who once conquered must abide by the law of the conqueror and must pay a fine in resources to the Conqueror the Conqueror also have rights over the armies of the Conquered. Another Theorist named Hans Warman has asked an interesting question do the Vassals have any rights, and does the Vassal have any control over his Lands can he/she make? Plus it’s the role of Vassal permanent or can the Vassal be freed after sometime? So many questions to ponder but in Rocks new Book the Way of the Conqueror might be able to answer the question posed by Hans Warman.

    For the past few weeks Hiti has been invading several Villages for no reason many of these Villages don’t  have very much in resources and the resources they have are not very useful,  but they all have something in common they live near Temples so Hiti is on a Temple hunt? So far 5 Villages have fallen and 6 Temples have been raided Hiti has constructed these strange Obsidian Pillars on them, we tried to interview him but he has been quiet he even got his men to kick our reporter George out of the Country he has also shut us out banning us from entering his Empire he would not comment why this is odd very odd..
And on our last piece for the night has Rock stolen Raph’s Coal for weeks Raph has investigated trying to find someone who stolen his Coal supplies in Site Alpha, but he hasn’t found anyone who could be suspect this is bad, since his Coal reserves are pretty low and he is going to been more to replenish the Coal that was stolen. Rock has not commented on the allegations of him stealing the Coal in fact Raph has demeaned Rock to prove his innocents, and if he does Raph will not declare war in him will this result in a war between the Faction tune in for more on this developing Drama.

    As Docs was finishing throwing fish at Lorny he soon left the area and as he did he found something odd a fish on the ground he could throw it at Loryn, as he was picking it up he soon jumped to the left and there it was a being of pure black Docs knew it was there for his sexy Mankini was so sexy it gave Docs Mankini-sense similar to Spider-Man’s spider sense yup that’s a thing now let that soak in your mind. Docs took out his sword ready to fight the being then turned into him but it was not perfect well nothing can copy his very perfect body of sexiness, it’s impossible the being charged at him but he was ready for him he soon flashed the creature blinding it Docs used this as an opportunity to cut the creature in half! With its death it soon evaporated Docs wondered what it was and what did it want with him he then left and told Lorny what happened... Across the world a similar event was happening to Lisa but this time she was not as lucky as Doc she was able to fight the being but she was defeated by it, the Creature picked her up and placed her in a chest after doing so it soon took her form.

    Next time on Planet^2 The Faction Chronicles the Replacing Project he increased on more soul has been replaced by a copy but thy can be defeated as Doc proved, learning what happened to Docs Lorny sent this top Scientists to scan the black ooze left over from the fight can the Scientists learn what the ooze is and how it works? Also Hiti’s Obsidian Pillars have been completed and each one is now emitting a strange energy, glitches have also formed 40 blocks around the Pillars what is Hiti trying to do? With Lisa replaced she has access to many top secret Mafia plans and information this means the Mafia has been compromised what damage can the clone of Lisa do to the Mafia? Find out next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!