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[Dragon Ball Z, jump #759]

Drawbacks: The Saga Continues, Four Stars! Broly When? Buu Who? Only the Strong Survive, Dark Seekers, Rival, Jumper Owned Count, Mr. Jumper (2000)

Drop-In, Earthling, age 26

Hidden Power (Free)
Ki Training (Free)
That's Stupid and You're Stupid (Free)
Kill Your Pride (Free)
Dragon Radar (Free)
Strange Fruit (Free)
One Step Further (1700)
Power Levels Are Bullshit (1400)
A Rare Genius (800)
Sparring PartnersX8 (500).
-All: Demon, Style Artist, Do You Even Pose? (Free), Stomach Cramps (Free), Posing Power! (400), The Savior Has Come! (300), A True Hero (0)
A Devil In Plain Sight (300)
Gero's Blueprints (0)
Big Gete Star Microchip (+300, 0)

I haven't seen anyone be such a literal Jumper since Luna! And unlike Luna, I'm totally cool with sharing the wonderful drugs of Malfeas with him on the lookout in our downtime while not time patrolling. It helps I'm basically the opposite of Goku: I halfass fights so much I'd rather portal someone on the edge of blacking out right in front of Dumplin to finish because I can't be arsed to secure the kill.

Not to mention-I just remembered since "Dark" Arale's totally going to follow Sunny around like the little sister she is, they can go on sparring parties with Puddin AND her beaus: Cooler and Dodoria!

My newfound scientist/self appointed trainer keeps arguing with me about how I should actually fight more. I point out I don't need to fight to increase my powerlevel. She concedes the point, and admits she's just going berserk because the demon cheerleaders keep breaking into her office and posing on the table.

[Dragonball Xenoverse, jump #946]

Drawbacks: Echoes in Time, Friendly Rival, I HATE TIME TRAVEL! GET IN THE FUCKBOX! Guru's House Is Under Attack! History's Most Wanted! Ultimate Battle! (2000)

Scenario: I Have To Run The Time Patrol?!

Future Warrior, Kai, age 26

An Era of Warriors (Free)
I Don't Know Who You Are, But Thank You (Free)
Hey, Where'd You Go? (Free)
The Right Moment (1900)
You're The One For The Job! (1800)
Future Sue (1600)
No Butterflies Here (1400)
Meet The Challenge (1100)
You've Got The Gift (800)
Time Egg (500)
Rock the Dragon: Actual Scientist Towa, Rebel Angel Cus, Rebel Angel Margarita, Rebel Angel Vados, Main Heroine Park Ranger 18 (0)
Groundbreaking Science (Free)
Advanced Scouter (Free)
Mentor: Puddin' (Free)

"You did WHAT? You fought a guy who was stronger than time by being even stronger than time?! That's time jaywalking! Also impossible!"
El Golpe was NOT stronger than time, and that's NOT how I beat him!
"Oh?! What about how Universe 7 was devastated by a massive ki anomaly in the timeline?"
That was Perfeccion! Look, I can prove I'm not the source of all these time anomalies!
"Oh this ought to be good, what are you going to do wave your hands...and...what...?" said Chrono as I activated the World Recompilation Program.

"Whaa..."

Okay, I said as I started conjuring an arcane map of all concurrent timelines, so this is the correct timeline right? I'll call it the "S" timeline. And THIS is the invasive sequence of events overwriting into it. We can call it the "M" timeline.

"That is. Well. Thatsamassivehelpthankyou" she blurted out all at once "so we just have to send Time Patrollers to the red dots where they can beat up the invaders! It's simple!"

I stared at one very large yellow dot. It wasn't going to be simple

Anyway, about building the Time Patrol: It was mostly made of Arales and 18s. Because I'd shared the Big Gete Star's chip around, the Arales and 18 absorbed it, and with an ongoing timeline distortion this severe I wouldn't going to let us be understaffed for a moment.

Oh, and Dumplin'. He just showed up with Towa one day and pretty much went on a one-man crusade against some of the more dangerous. We smoked weed together, awkwardly navigated Dumplin's questions about how hot his future daughter was, talked about the hardships of being a new father and complained about Goku.

Being undimensioned and all I was already learning the various mimiced martial arts from his daughter in the future, which I taught to him, which made Chronoa go crosseyed over whether it's a time crime if the accused already exists in all timelines at once. Actually, since I was also there when she HADN'T become a master in her own right I was also the victim of her occasional bloodlust.

But in both past and future, the yellow dot hadn't gone away. One day, we noticed it started bending all the timeline around itself, as if there was a being warping time with sheer strength like Anilaza punching portals. The situation was so critical Chronoa authorised Dumplin, Puddin' me AND whatever friends I could bring along to go investigate.

We found Jiren lying half dead in a ditch, next to a balding, blueskinned Gohan in a shirt colored like the Mexican flag. Standing over them was an imposing mountain of a man(?) saying "-and guess what? You always will be". But on seeing us, he simply started travelling to another timeline by walking backwards really hard.

"No ha...esto es el...fin" mumbled Gohan.

"Just tell me why!" demanded Jiren. "Why did you butcher our village?!"

As he disappeared through a blue portal, the stranger said: "To test the limits of my ability, dimwit"

Neither Jiren nor the new Gohan wanted to talk about what had happened back there. Dumplin and Puddin took advantage of Trunks' fanboyism to lock him into Baldhan's recovery room. He didn't notice.

The mysterious stranger stayed on the move. Sometimes he disrupted Towa's experiments, other times he used his psionic powers to make them even stronger. Jiren kept challenging him, but the man dodged attacks effortlessly and assumed control of any he could fire. After Ultra Instinct God Medaka finally scored a tummy kick she realised what I had suspected: His power was of a different dimension. Like Ihiko's, but even stronger.

One day we came back to see Grande Padre and...Shaggy? He handwaved my confusion. This fighter was a threat to both our plans, he explained, even beyond my subverting some of his children. "I knew it. El Hermano...you still...let me tell you all, the reason for El Hermano's obsession with intellect!"

>*shot of quiet yellow ayy meditating in a pile of books. In the background, Grande Padre and La Famiglia de Jiren are facing off"
>"El Hermano was a peaceful soul, born into a time of war. In spite of being the prodigy of the most violent clan in the multiverse, the Ayykatsuki, he sought only to hone his mind and dreamed of being a teacher"
>*shot of El Hermano working out in the library, while helping Jiren with basic arithmetic*
>"Yet his own family never understood him, believing his isolation and contempt to be the gulf between his ability and theirs. 1000. 2000. Over 9000 He crunched the powerlevels, realising war between La Famiglia and we masters of angel ki would end all of existence. Disdaining companions, he sought the most logical path to peace-and made a dark pact with me to betray his own clan"

Neither Jiren nor the new Gohan wanted to talk about what had happened back there. Dumplin and Puddin took advantage of Trunks' fanboyism to lock him into Baldhan's recovery room. He didn't notice.

The mysterious stranger stayed on the move. Sometimes he disrupted Towa's experiments, other times he used his psionic powers to make them even stronger. Jiren kept challenging him, but the man dodged attacks effortlessly and assumed control of any he could fire. After Ultra Instinct God Medaka finally scored a tummy kick she realised what I had suspected: His power was of a different dimension. Like Ihiko's, but even stronger.

One day we came back to see Grande Padre and...Shaggy? He handwaved my confusion. This fighter was a threat to both our plans, he explained, even beyond my subverting some of his children. "I knew it. El Hermano...you still...let me tell you all, the reason for El Hermano's obsession with intellect!"

>*shot of quiet yellow ayy meditating in a pile of books. In the background, Grande Padre and La Famiglia de Jiren are facing off"
>"El Hermano was a peaceful soul, born into a time of war. In spite of being the prodigy of the most violent clan in the multiverse, the Ayykatsuki, he sought only to hone his mind and dreamed of being a teacher"
>*shot of El Hermano working out in the library, while helping Jiren with basic arithmetic*
>"Yet his own family never understood him, believing his isolation and contempt to be the gulf between his ability and theirs. 1000. 2000. Over 9000 He crunched the powerlevels, realising war between La Famiglia and we masters of angel ki would end all of existence. Disdaining companions, he sought the most logical path to peace-and made a dark pact with me to betray his own clan"

>*shot of El Hermano committing genocide with the help of Grande Padre's energy*
>"Only his innocent younger brother was spared. With steel resolve El Hermano cut down Jiren's hopes and dreams"
>*shot of Jiren screaming as El Hermano flips him"
>"But he never lost sight of the bigger picture. Yes, I was only the lesser of two evils! So El Hermano walked the multiverse, thwarting my plans. One by one, my armies joined Jiren's teacher-the man who lived El Hermano's dream-in the grave. He became such a threat, I was forced to use my pawn Zeno's strength of destruction to erase him"
>*shot of El Hermano trying to shield innocent bystanders as Zeno erases the universes over a noise complaint*
>"But he survived, by attaining something beyond strength. The stupid could do nothing but dance blindly for the intelligent...and now, all the information of the destroyed universes were engraved into El Hermano's mind"
>*shot of El Hermano shaking the infinite void in moral outrage as his cranium grows even bigger and he wills himself back into existence*
>"Having seen countless lives abandoned for a lack of foresight, El Hermano was filled with outrage. That's when he realised that strength is worthless. And he also realised that intellect is justice. Intellect is absolute. Intellect is the only thing that can stand against my iron faith, and balance the multiverse. Even then, I was drawn to El Hermano's passion for intellect, and his solitude"

...
And then we had a big dumb fight, right after Grande Padre realised he probably shouldn't have called himself evil.

Trunks insisted we needed Gohan to defeat El Hermano, and Chronoa had fainted so nobody was around to stop him. By then Gohan had finally achieved Perfeccion Cell's prophesised potential which, as Margarita said, on closer expectation was basically Ultra Instinct brute forced by powerful emotion.

With one backhand, El Hermano just slapped him unconscious.

So once again, it fell to the Time Patrollers to patrol the SHIT out of time. Dumplin held El Hermano back with his blasts while Puddin floated like Mohammad Ali and stung like Mike Tyson. The battle was so serious I pulled out Broken Dawn while pitching in.

"So, you too are metaverse level" he said as my gestalt holy spear fought against the blue energy wrenching at it. His eyes narrowed. "Good. You are an acceptable backup plan. Even Grande Padre can't stop what's coming. Had I only been allowed to execute that man, a great calamity could have been avoided today"

"You'll never hurt another living being, you monster!" shouted Jiren, rushing in.

"Still too slow, still too reckless"

"Or am I?" retorted Jiren, taking a big hit. With that distraction, Android Launch (the fusion of 18 and Launch) struck El Hermano from behind with a blast overcharged with all the killi caused by his battles. Then he was buried alive in a horde of Arales, and my Towa worked with Dumplin's Towa to trap El Hermano between two portals. Finally the rebel angels impaled him with their staffs to channel time through him faster than thought, and just as El Hermano was about to get his second wind Jiren snuck up and put him in a sleeper hold-

-right as I'd pulled out McGucket's memory gun to hold to his temple. "Looks like you figured it out. Only intellect can reach intellect. Good job, dimwit" said El Hermano, inclining his head in reverse to Jiren. "I'm proud of you"

And as I pulled the trigger, he vanished in a flash of blue.

And with that, the rest of my time running the Time Patrol was...almost boring. Turns out El Hermano had been causing Towa and Demigra to operate at cross purposes, and removing Grande Padre's influence had stabilised the timeline in the long term. We never found out where he went, nor what he was truly after. Not until the Tournament of Power arc.

But that is another story.

>FIN