Bat Fluffy

>70's batman theme music
>Enter Batman and Robin
>"Plundering ponies Batman, its the worst villain of them all: the Freezicorn!"
>"I see him Robin."
>An ice blue unicorn with a cold suit and a freeze ray stands before them
>"You won't be thawing this operation dynamic duo. Not once my newest minions put you on ice. Attack my fluffies!"
>The Freezicorn opens a cage, unleashing a pack of fluffy ponies with freeze guns strapped to their backs
>They all commence to scurry about yelling "pway", "I fweeze pepul!", "no smell pretty"
>Most of them begin to bump into one another, hug themselves, and piss on the floor
>A few of them manage to get the freeze rays working but they only hit other fluffy ponies, killing them instantly
>"Hurry old chum, we've got to stop these fluffy fools from freezing themselves."
>Batman and Robin commence to try and save the fluffy ponies from killing themselves
>"Well, that wasn't what I was expecting. Still a distraction is useful. Hope you have a cool time Batman!"
>The Freezicorn attempts to get away but is suddely stopped by something
>A little black fluffy pony jumps on the Freezicorn and begins to bounce up and down on him
>"Wanna pway. Wanna pway." it keeps chanting
>"No, get off me you fool!" Freezicorn loses balance and falls down as the fluffy keeps playing on his back
>Batman and Robin later find the fluffy pinning down the villain with a silly look on its face
>"Looks like the Freezicorn has been put on ice."
>"I already used that joke you idiot." The Freezicorn attempts to retort but is hit on the head by the little fluffy
>"Fwuffy wiked joke"
>Batman adopts fluffy pony and rename it the Bat-Fluffy
>"I iz da nite!"