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  1. [5/12/13 11:59:46 PM] Mark (Yusuf): OH MAN WINGFICS
  2.  
  3. [5/13/13 12:00:05 AM] bb: that is the one trope I haven't written!
  4.  
  5. [5/13/13 12:00:10 AM] Mark (Yusuf): OH GOD
  6.  
  7. [5/13/13 12:00:16 AM] Mark (Yusuf): WINGFIC A LA BB WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL
  8.  
  9. [5/13/13 12:00:34 AM] bb: it wouldn't be stupid either
  10.  
  11. [5/13/13 12:00:37 AM] bb: WAIT
  12.  
  13. [5/13/13 12:01:22 AM] Mark (Yusuf): wait?
  14.  
  15. [5/13/13 12:01:56 AM] bb: do angels count as wingfic?
  16.  
  17. [5/13/13 12:02:05 AM] Mark (Yusuf): i guess
  18.  
  19. [5/13/13 12:02:08 AM] Mark (Yusuf): wingfic is usually like
  20.  
  21. [5/13/13 12:02:11 AM] bb: then I've done it
  22.  
  23. [5/13/13 12:02:13 AM] Mark (Yusuf): OH SHIT WINGS WHY DO YOU HAVE
  24.  
  25. [5/13/13 12:02:19 AM] bb: yeah I know
  26.  
  27. [5/13/13 12:02:22 AM] bb: I kinda wanna
  28.  
  29. [5/13/13 12:02:24 AM] Mark (Yusuf): my favorite are painful bloody ones
  30.  
  31. [5/13/13 12:02:26 AM] bb: Desmond with wings
  32.  
  33. [5/13/13 12:02:31 AM] bb: would make me SO happy
  34.  
  35. [5/13/13 12:02:36 AM] Mark (Yusuf): squeal
  36.  
  37. [5/13/13 12:02:40 AM] bb: really huge steel grey ones
  38.  
  39. [5/13/13 12:02:46 AM] bb: with dark tips
  40.  
  41. [5/13/13 12:02:51 AM] bb: and white speckles
  42.  
  43. [5/13/13 12:03:01 AM] Mark (Yusuf): SQUEALS
  44.  
  45. [5/13/13 12:03:04 AM] bb: and the undersides like a cream/yellow color
  46.  
  47. [5/13/13 12:03:11 AM] Mark (Yusuf): BUSTS A LUNG
  48.  
  49. [5/13/13 12:03:16 AM] bb: that gets lighter closer to the join
  50.  
  51. [5/13/13 12:03:19 AM] bb: joint*
  52.  
  53. [5/13/13 12:03:35 AM] bb: and the tops are kinda irradecent blue
  54.  
  55. [5/13/13 12:03:37 AM] Mark (Yusuf): DOES HE HAVE A PATCH OF FEATHERS BETWEEN THEM TOO
  56.  
  57. [5/13/13 12:03:40 AM] Mark (Yusuf): ON HIS BACK
  58.  
  59. [5/13/13 12:03:48 AM] Mark (Yusuf): LITTLE SOFT FLUFFY ONES
  60.  
  61. [5/13/13 12:03:48 AM] bb: well
  62.  
  63. [5/13/13 12:03:56 AM] bb: where they join the skin yeah
  64.  
  65. [5/13/13 12:03:59 AM] Mark (Yusuf): AAAAAA
  66.  
  67. [5/13/13 12:04:03 AM] bb: not on his spine though
  68.  
  69. [5/13/13 12:04:09 AM] bb: at least
  70.  
  71. [5/13/13 12:04:10 AM] bb: hold on
  72.  
  73. [5/13/13 12:04:17 AM] bb: *busy moving their shoulders around*
  74.  
  75. [5/13/13 12:04:29 AM] bb: yeah not the spin
  76.  
  77. [5/13/13 12:04:31 AM] bb: spine*
  78.  
  79. [5/13/13 12:04:37 AM] Mark (Yusuf): I mean there's no reason for them to be there other than
  80.  
  81. [5/13/13 12:04:40 AM] Mark (Yusuf): there's a bird joint
  82.  
  83. [5/13/13 12:04:45 AM] Mark (Yusuf): on a human body
  84.  
  85. [5/13/13 12:04:49 AM] bb: the feathers would get in the way of how humans move their shoulders
  86.  
  87. [5/13/13 12:04:49 AM] Mark (Yusuf): and blending the two
  88.  
  89. [5/13/13 12:05:02 AM] Mark (Yusuf): wings would get in the way of moving shoulders
  90.  
  91. [5/13/13 12:05:06 AM] bb: yeah
  92.  
  93. [5/13/13 12:05:12 AM] bb: you'd need two shoulder joints
  94.  
  95. [5/13/13 12:05:13 AM] bb: OR
  96.  
  97. [5/13/13 12:05:19 AM] bb: your wings move with your arms
  98.  
  99. [5/13/13 12:05:25 AM] Mark (Yusuf): believe me I've done anatomical blend studies lol;
  100.  
  101. [5/13/13 12:05:28 AM] Mark (Yusuf): the muscles required
  102.  
  103. [5/13/13 12:05:41 AM] Mark (Yusuf): would limit arm movement to about 90 degrees
  104.  
  105. [5/13/13 12:05:46 AM] bb: like moving your arms to reach out and stuff would be no problem cause your shoulders don't move that much
  106.  
  107. [5/13/13 12:05:49 AM] bb: but to fly
  108.  
  109. [5/13/13 12:05:56 AM] bb: you'd have to flap your fucking arms XD
  110.  
  111. [5/13/13 12:06:15 AM] Mark (Yusuf): i wonder where my drawings went
  112.  
  113. [5/13/13 12:06:24 AM] bb: also fuck sensative wings
  114.  
  115. [5/13/13 12:06:33 AM] bb: Desmond uses these to bash the FUCK out of people with
  116.  
  117. [5/13/13 12:07:49 AM] Mark (Yusuf): I can only find one that i did digitally which was more of a doodle than the figure study i was talking about http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b5d7a6a054c50bdcb28b8c7378fe7b3/tumblr_mf962elIk31qghbv2o2_1280.png
  118.  
  119. [5/13/13 12:07:59 AM] bb: dude
  120.  
  121. [5/13/13 12:08:04 AM] bb: I know how wings work =3=
  122.  
  123. [5/13/13 12:08:08 AM] bb: but yeah
  124.  
  125. [5/13/13 12:09:03 AM] bb: like real humans with wings
  126.  
  127. [5/13/13 12:09:06 AM] Mark (Yusuf): >:C they were good studies you butt
  128.  
  129. [5/13/13 12:09:09 AM] bb: would be so fucking inconient
  130.  
  131. [5/13/13 12:09:12 AM] bb: inconvient
  132.  
  133. [5/13/13 12:09:29 AM] bb: the one on the right can't work
  134.  
  135. [5/13/13 12:09:35 AM] bb: it isn't sturdy enoug
  136.  
  137. [5/13/13 12:09:42 AM] Mark (Yusuf): no, that was the first one I did
  138.  
  139. [5/13/13 12:09:52 AM] Mark (Yusuf): that was about a week before I actually compiled research
  140.  
  141. [5/13/13 12:09:52 AM] bb: and the one on the left go up too high
  142.  
  143. [5/13/13 12:10:14 AM] bb: the wing joint probably wouldn't go above your head
  144.  
  145. [5/13/13 12:10:21 AM] bb: humans would have gliding and soaring wings
  146.  
  147. [5/13/13 12:10:34 AM] bb: not built for speed but to just stay afloat
  148.  
  149. [5/13/13 12:11:28 AM] bb: though I'm sure they could angle their wings like an eagle's
  150.  
  151. [5/13/13 12:11:34 AM] bb: and dive at amazing speeds
  152.  
  153. [5/13/13 12:11:37 AM] bb: geeze
  154.  
  155. [5/13/13 12:11:50 AM] bb: Desmond wouldn't even be able to fly at first
  156.  
  157. [5/13/13 12:12:12 AM] bb: he'd be grounded for weeks building up the proper wing muscles to fucking move them, let alone create actual lift
  158.  
  159. [5/13/13 12:12:18 AM] Mark (Yusuf): jfc i can't find them and now I'm peeved
  160.  
  161. [5/13/13 12:12:35 AM] bb: it's fine man
  162.  
  163. [5/13/13 12:12:49 AM] bb: I've seen pictures of winged people that are mostly anatomical correct
  164.  
  165. [5/13/13 12:15:29 AM] Mark (Yusuf): noooo man they were so cooool
  166.  
  167. [5/13/13 12:21:56 AM] Mark (Yusuf): I JUST REALIZED THEY MUST BE ON MY PHONE
  168.  
  169. [5/13/13 12:22:36 AM] Mark (Yusuf): they are
  170.  
  171. [5/13/13 12:22:38 AM] Mark (Yusuf): success
  172.  
  173. [5/13/13 12:22:52 AM] bb: XD
  174.  
  175. [5/13/13 12:23:20 AM] Mark (Yusuf): might be on my g+
  176.  
  177. [5/13/13 12:25:16 AM] Mark (Yusuf): sometimes mark actually draws hands well https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7CU_Lb2H-sM/UVJxynCkTgI/AAAAAAAAAf4/a9Gy5NUU5Gc/w624-h468-no/0326132112.jpg
  178.  
  179. [5/13/13 12:25:29 AM] bb: Malik?
  180.  
  181. [5/13/13 12:25:36 AM] bb: no wait
  182.  
  183. [5/13/13 12:25:38 AM] bb: that's Des
  184.  
  185. [5/13/13 12:25:41 AM] Mark (Yusuf): a shite desmond
  186.  
  187. [5/13/13 12:25:43 AM] Mark (Yusuf): but his hands are good
  188.  
  189. [5/13/13 12:25:53 AM] bb: yes
  190.  
  191. [5/13/13 12:27:50 AM] Mark (Yusuf): tried one with the wings more at shoulder height than shoulder blade because at the blade it's a HUGE muscle mass. https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-dB_8XdIP8FE/UZBrEEIzihI/AAAAAAAAA9I/a-a4Gg9ou1w/w351-h468-no/13+-+5
  192.  
  193. [5/13/13 12:28:08 AM] bb: ooooooo man look at thaaat
  194.  
  195. [5/13/13 12:28:12 AM] Mark (Yusuf): esp for a wing size with flight capability
  196.  
  197. [5/13/13 12:28:18 AM] bb: yeah
  198.  
  199. [5/13/13 12:28:24 AM] bb: it'd have to start like
  200.  
  201. [5/13/13 12:28:25 AM] Mark (Yusuf): there's the fucking around page https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-rMzsLAtWHU8/UZBrEE5_F7I/AAAAAAAAA8A/zvatoUf09KA/w351-h468-no/13+-+1
  202.  
  203. [5/13/13 12:28:29 AM] bb: at where the neck is
  204.  
  205. [5/13/13 12:28:42 AM] bb: and then the muscle continue over the front of the chest and down the shoudler
  206.  
  207. [5/13/13 12:28:45 AM] Mark (Yusuf): https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-sx00iunij98/UZBrEPqfjtI/AAAAAAAAA80/Tyrr-t3WCs8/w351-h468-no/13+-+4 and that itty one
  208.  
  209. [5/13/13 12:28:53 AM] Mark (Yusuf): the thing is, muscles don't cross over the clavicle
  210.  
  211. [5/13/13 12:29:04 AM] bb: nope
  212.  
  213. [5/13/13 12:29:20 AM] Mark (Yusuf): it would have to come from the clavicle;
  214.  
  215. [5/13/13 12:29:27 AM] bb: wings are weird
  216.  
  217. [5/13/13 12:29:28 AM] bb: like
  218.  
  219. [5/13/13 12:29:30 AM] bb: honestly
  220.  
  221. [5/13/13 12:29:38 AM] bb: human wings would be SO ugly and unflattering
  222.  
  223. [5/13/13 12:29:49 AM] bb: like Desmond gets wings and '... you aren't an angel that's for sure'
  224.  
  225. [5/13/13 12:29:56 AM] bb: like they're HUGE for starters
  226.  
  227. [5/13/13 12:30:05 AM] bb: completely unsuited for everything humans do
  228.  
  229. [5/13/13 12:30:19 AM] bb: Desmond can't even sit in a fucking chair with arm rests
  230.  
  231. [5/13/13 12:30:22 AM] bb: or a back really
  232.  
  233. [5/13/13 12:30:42 AM] Mark (Yusuf): flying wouldn't really be a thing without a tail either
  234.  
  235. [5/13/13 12:31:17 AM] bb: you could use your legs
  236.  
  237. [5/13/13 12:31:21 AM] Mark (Yusuf): brb have to reboot
  238.  
  239. [5/13/13 12:31:24 AM] bb: k
  240.  
  241. [5/13/13 12:31:26 AM] Mark (Yusuf): for landing, not really
  242.  
  243. [5/13/13 12:31:32 AM] Mark (Yusuf): steering, sure, but landing? you need butt fans
  244.  
  245. [5/13/13 12:31:34 AM] bb: oh god no
  246.  
  247. [5/13/13 12:31:39 AM] bb: you'd break your fucking legs
  248.  
  249. [5/13/13 12:31:46 AM] bb: unless you did a really slow SLOW decent
  250.  
  251. [5/13/13 12:31:48 AM] Mark (Yusuf): bbl lemme just crash into this lake
  252.  
  253. [5/13/13 12:31:51 AM] bb: XD
  254.  
  255. [5/13/13 12:31:53 AM] Mark (Yusuf): I LANDED GUY
  256.  
  257. [5/13/13 12:31:54 AM] Mark (Yusuf): S
  258.  
  259. [5/13/13 12:31:56 AM] Mark (Yusuf): BUT NOW MY WINGS ARE LIKE
  260.  
  261. [5/13/13 12:31:59 AM] Mark (Yusuf): NINE HUNDRED POUNDS
  262.  
  263. [5/13/13 12:32:00 AM] Mark (Yusuf): HA HAHAHAHA
  264.  
  265. [5/13/13 12:32:00 AM] Mark (Yusuf): HA
  266.  
  267. [5/13/13 12:32:19 AM] Mark (Yusuf): anyway brb
  268.  
  269. [5/13/13 12:32:28 AM] bb: k
  270.  
  271. [5/13/13 12:40:14 AM] bb: wb
  272.  
  273. [5/13/13 12:40:23 AM] Mark (Yusuf): that took longer than needed
  274.  
  275. [5/13/13 12:41:08 AM] bb: is cool
  276.  
  277. [5/13/13 12:41:12 AM] bb: also like
  278.  
  279. [5/13/13 12:41:17 AM] bb: is Desmond just like... born lighter
  280.  
  281. [5/13/13 12:41:22 AM] bb: like skeletal wise
  282.  
  283. [5/13/13 12:41:30 AM] bb: or does he completely metamophize?
  284.  
  285. [5/13/13 12:41:40 AM] bb: in which case is there a caccoon involved?
  286.  
  287. [5/13/13 12:42:06 AM] Mark (Yusuf): I usually go for the like
  288.  
  289. [5/13/13 12:42:24 AM] Mark (Yusuf): beginning to lose a lot of weight, but always fucking hungry
  290.  
  291. [5/13/13 12:42:39 AM] bb: cause burning off marrow
  292.  
  293. [5/13/13 12:42:40 AM] Mark (Yusuf): and there's nasty sores and back aches
  294.  
  295. [5/13/13 12:42:44 AM] bb: and fucking bird metabolism
  296.  
  297. [5/13/13 12:42:47 AM] Mark (Yusuf): well burning off marrow
  298.  
  299. [5/13/13 12:42:55 AM] Mark (Yusuf): as well as HANG ON I'M GROWING WINGS /IN/ MY BACK
  300.  
  301. [5/13/13 12:42:59 AM] bb: lols yeah
  302.  
  303. [5/13/13 12:43:05 AM] bb: using up MASSIVE amounts of energy
  304.  
  305. [5/13/13 12:43:10 AM] bb: to grow NEW BONES
  306.  
  307. [5/13/13 12:43:17 AM] Mark (Yusuf): and there's a lot of pressure and they either burst out like brb ripping up all your skin ever
  308.  
  309. [5/13/13 12:43:32 AM] Mark (Yusuf): or they're freed surgically
  310.  
  311. [5/13/13 12:43:39 AM] bb: I like freed surgically
  312.  
  313. [5/13/13 12:43:47 AM] bb: like they get sores on them
  314.  
  315. [5/13/13 12:43:49 AM] bb: and scab
  316.  
  317. [5/13/13 12:43:59 AM] bb: and they can't be freed naturally
  318.  
  319. [5/13/13 12:44:00 AM] Mark (Yusuf): but it just generally aches and hurts even before they become obvious
  320.  
  321. [5/13/13 12:44:04 AM] bb: yeah
  322.  
  323. [5/13/13 12:44:11 AM] bb: and your back becomes all mishapen
  324.  
  325. [5/13/13 12:44:18 AM] bb: and they'd have to come out of your completely naked
  326.  
  327. [5/13/13 12:44:23 AM] bb: like no feathers or down
  328.  
  329. [5/13/13 12:44:25 AM] Mark (Yusuf): nope
  330.  
  331. [5/13/13 12:44:30 AM] Mark (Yusuf): or if there are some feathers
  332.  
  333. [5/13/13 12:44:30 AM] bb: they'd look like chicken wings
  334.  
  335. [5/13/13 12:44:35 AM] bb: like hot wings
  336.  
  337. [5/13/13 12:44:35 AM] bb: XD
  338.  
  339. [5/13/13 12:44:37 AM] Mark (Yusuf): they're really gross
  340.  
  341. [5/13/13 12:44:40 AM] bb: yeap!
  342.  
  343. [5/13/13 12:44:42 AM] Mark (Yusuf): bloody and covered in puss
  344.  
  345. [5/13/13 12:44:42 AM] bb: and bloody as fuck
  346.  
  347. [5/13/13 12:44:46 AM] bb: jkzxgfhjadks
  348.  
  349. [5/13/13 12:44:52 AM] bb: creepy as fuck
  350.  
  351. [5/13/13 12:44:56 AM] bb: aaahg
  352.  
  353. [5/13/13 12:44:57 AM] bb: I need
  354.  
  355. [5/13/13 12:45:00 AM] bb: to write that
  356.  
  357. [5/13/13 12:45:09 AM] bb: I almost want them to burst out
  358.  
  359. [5/13/13 12:45:25 AM] bb: like they can't go to a hospital
  360.  
  361. [5/13/13 12:45:29 AM] Mark (Yusuf): which would be the most painful ever
  362.  
  363. [5/13/13 12:45:32 AM] Mark (Yusuf): and desmond in pain
  364.  
  365. [5/13/13 12:45:34 AM] Mark (Yusuf): makes a happy mark
  366.  
  367. [5/13/13 12:45:36 AM] bb: and Des is just 'fuck THIS SHIT!' and takes his hidden blade
  368.  
  369. [5/13/13 12:45:37 AM] Mark (Yusuf): /killed
  370.  
  371. [5/13/13 12:45:41 AM] bb: and starts cutting up his fucking back
  372.  
  373. [5/13/13 12:45:46 AM] Mark (Yusuf): STAB ME IN THE BACK SHAUN.
  374.  
  375. [5/13/13 12:45:49 AM] Mark (Yusuf): FUCKING DO IT
  376.  
  377. [5/13/13 12:45:53 AM] bb: and everyone is just 'OMG DESMOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?'
  378.  
  379. [5/13/13 12:46:00 AM] bb: Shaun is too much of a pussy to do it
  380.  
  381. [5/13/13 12:46:02 AM] bb: Lucy would
  382.  
  383. [5/13/13 12:46:06 AM] Mark (Yusuf): and then
  384.  
  385. [5/13/13 12:46:11 AM] Mark (Yusuf): she gets a faceful of bloody naked wing
  386.  
  387. [5/13/13 12:46:12 AM] Mark (Yusuf): snort
  388.  
  389. [5/13/13 12:46:17 AM] bb: yeap!
  390.  
  391. [5/13/13 12:46:28 AM] Mark (Yusuf): omg 'i can't sit in the animus'
  392.  
  393. [5/13/13 12:46:31 AM] bb: to the sound of Desmond screaming
  394.  
  395. [5/13/13 12:46:46 AM] Mark (Yusuf): even before the wings it's just too painful for him to sit with his back against things
  396.  
  397. [5/13/13 12:46:51 AM] bb: yeap
  398.  
  399. [5/13/13 12:46:57 AM] Mark (Yusuf): aaaaaaah the sound of screaming Desmond
  400.  
  401. [5/13/13 12:47:03 AM] bb: also they'd have to be folded up a lot
  402.  
  403. [5/13/13 12:47:05 AM] bb: to fit
  404.  
  405. [5/13/13 12:47:11 AM] bb: that or be rather small
  406.  
  407. [5/13/13 12:47:16 AM] bb: and he'd grow into them
  408.  
  409. [5/13/13 12:47:27 AM] bb: I like the idea of them being small
  410.  
  411. [5/13/13 12:47:36 AM] bb: and when they pop out
  412.  
  413. [5/13/13 12:47:46 AM] bb: it's only like a 5-10 foot wingspan
  414.  
  415. [5/13/13 12:48:06 AM] bb: so about 3-4 feet each wing, which you could realistically fit into your back
  416.  
  417. [5/13/13 12:48:16 AM] bb: and then in a few weeks or months they'relike 20-30 feet long
  418.  
  419. [5/13/13 12:48:21 AM] bb: and capable of flgith
  420.  
  421. [5/13/13 12:48:23 AM] bb: flight
  422.  
  423. [5/13/13 12:48:42 AM] bb: not each but total wingspan 20-30 feet
  424.  
  425. [5/13/13 12:49:13 AM] Mark (Yusuf): Bab wings
  426.  
  427. [5/13/13 12:49:14 AM] Mark (Yusuf): yes
  428.  
  429. [5/13/13 12:49:32 AM] bb: and they'd start off really cute and soft
  430.  
  431. [5/13/13 12:49:42 AM] bb: and probably like an ash gray
  432.  
  433. [5/13/13 12:49:52 AM] bb: and then he'd slowly molt and grow in flying feathers
  434.  
  435. [5/13/13 12:50:17 AM] bb: it'd take like 6-8 weeks for him to fully molt maybe
  436.  
  437. [5/13/13 12:50:23 AM] bb: if you wanna accelerate it
  438.  
  439. [5/13/13 12:50:36 AM] bb: wings that size could take MONTHS to fully grow out though
  440.  
  441. [5/13/13 12:50:45 AM] bb: like he gets the flight feathers
  442.  
  443. [5/13/13 12:50:48 AM] bb: but he can't fly
  444.  
  445. [5/13/13 12:50:58 AM] bb: he doesn't have the muscle or the wing length to do so
  446.  
  447. [5/13/13 12:51:18 AM] bb: and Shaun is like 'you're a bloody idiot and way too heavy to maintain the proper upward lift to carry you'
  448.  
  449. [5/13/13 12:51:26 AM] bb: 'I'm not that heavy though.'
  450.  
  451. [5/13/13 12:51:30 AM] bb: 'All you do is eat!'
  452.  
  453. [5/13/13 12:51:35 AM] bb: 'It's muscle!'
  454.  
  455. [5/13/13 12:51:39 AM] bb: 'You have flab'
  456.  
  457. [5/13/13 12:51:51 AM] bb: ''it's extra skin from fucking sitting around all day. Here, lift me.'
  458.  
  459. [5/13/13 12:51:54 AM] bb: 'Wot?'
  460.  
  461. [5/13/13 12:52:08 AM] bb: 'Pick me up you idiot. Don't you even lift?'
  462.  
  463. [5/13/13 12:52:15 AM] bb: 'You're bonkers.'
  464.  
  465. [5/13/13 12:52:18 AM] bb: 'Just try'
  466.  
  467. [5/13/13 12:52:31 AM] Mark (Yusuf): lifts shaun no problem;
  468.  
  469. [5/13/13 12:52:46 AM] bb: well Shaun does yeah
  470.  
  471. [5/13/13 12:52:51 AM] bb: 'How?'
  472.  
  473. [5/13/13 12:52:54 AM] bb: 'Bird bones?'
  474.  
  475. [5/13/13 12:52:58 AM] bb: 'That's retarded'
  476.  
  477. [5/13/13 12:53:10 AM] bb: 'don't be jealous I can fly and you can't *smirk*'
  478.  
  479. [5/13/13 12:53:37 AM] Mark (Yusuf): that's what the hay is for
  480.  
  481. [5/13/13 12:53:41 AM] Mark (Yusuf): clumsy bird novices
  482.  
  483. [5/13/13 12:54:22 AM] bb: Desmond gets stuck in trees a lot
  484.  
  485. [5/13/13 12:54:29 AM] bb: 'What do you mean you're stuck in a tree!?'
  486.  
  487. [5/13/13 12:54:35 AM] bb: 'I mean I'm stuck in a damn tree!'
  488.  
  489. [5/13/13 12:54:40 AM] bb: 'How? You're a fucking bird!'
  490.  
  491. [5/13/13 12:54:48 AM] bb: 'I have a thirty foot wing span!!'
  492.  
  493. [5/13/13 12:55:13 AM] Mark (Yusuf): preening
  494.  
  495. [5/13/13 12:55:19 AM] bb: KLDJGW*LR#HPJ
  496.  
  497. [5/13/13 12:55:25 AM] Mark (Yusuf): they're too big and awkward for him to do himself AAAHAHA
  498.  
  499. [5/13/13 12:55:28 AM] bb: Lucy petting his feathers
  500.  
  501. [5/13/13 12:55:35 AM] bb: and the entire team helps maintain them
  502.  
  503. [5/13/13 12:55:41 AM] bb: cause they don't know how really
  504.  
  505. [5/13/13 12:55:44 AM] bb: so they all have to
  506.  
  507. [5/13/13 12:57:03 AM] bb: do you brush wings?
  508.  
  509. [5/13/13 12:57:08 AM] bb: or what?
  510.  
  511. [5/13/13 12:59:02 AM] Mark (Yusuf): uh
  512.  
  513. [5/13/13 12:59:06 AM] Mark (Yusuf): they're picked at, mostly
  514.  
  515. [5/13/13 12:59:24 AM] bb: yeah I know but birds also bite their wings
  516.  
  517. [5/13/13 12:59:29 AM] Mark (Yusuf): like dragging the beak through them
  518.  
  519. [5/13/13 12:59:34 AM] bb: to keep them together
  520.  
  521. [5/13/13 12:59:46 AM] bb: like the feathers
  522.  
  523. [5/13/13 12:59:52 AM] Mark (Yusuf): for fingers it'd be like
  524.  
  525. [5/13/13 1:00:04 AM] Mark (Yusuf): having to run them through the feathers, picking out the dirt
  526.  
  527. [5/13/13 1:00:07 AM] bb: omg
  528.  
  529. [5/13/13 1:00:13 AM] bb: four pairs of hands
  530.  
  531. [5/13/13 1:00:24 AM] bb: everyone sits down and is nice to each other for an hour
  532.  
  533. [5/13/13 1:00:29 AM] bb: as they clean Desmond's wings
  534.  
  535. [5/13/13 1:00:44 AM] bb: cause it's 30 feet of feathers and they ain't thin either!
  536.  
  537. [5/13/13 1:00:49 AM] bb: AHHHHHH!!!
  538.  
  539. [5/13/13 1:00:51 AM] bb: I want
  540.  
  541. [5/13/13 1:00:56 AM] bb: Lucy to fall asleep on them
  542.  
  543. [5/13/13 1:01:01 AM] bb: like totally by accident
  544.  
  545. [5/13/13 1:01:29 AM] bb: or like
  546.  
  547. [5/13/13 1:01:34 AM] bb: Des using his wings as an umbrella
  548.  
  549. [5/13/13 1:01:45 AM] bb: and keeping him and his friends dry
  550.  
  551. [5/13/13 1:02:14 AM] bb: that's one of my faaave wing tropes :3c
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