Bald balls

Tsaaq: ((You bumped me biatch!))
Alexithymiaa: (THIS IS WHERE I LOADED)
Tsaaq: (Ugh god!))
Alexithymiaa: (I DONT HAVE A CHOICE)
Tsaaq: His head nodded along to the music playing on his phone. He looked around at the scarce amount of people near the fire then shrugged. Remy reached into his short’s pocket and pulled out his carton of cigarettes, taking one out and placing it betwixt his lips. He flicked his lighter at the edge until it was lit then inhaled. As he mouthed the words to the song the smoke expelled from his lips.
Alexithymiaa: -Liz hooked her thumbs into the front pockets of her shorts, strolling down the sidewalk aimlessly with her blonde curls bouncing at her shoulders. She turned and wandered into the empty lot of usual drug users and shady ass people, spotting Remy seated by himself off towards the back of the property. She waved her hand at him and smiled before stepping over to join him. "Hey! What are you doing?"-
Tsaaq: Remy looked up and winced slightly at the notice of her.  He took another drag and blew the smoke from the corner of his mouth. “I was thinking and reveling in my solitude.” He answered as he picked up his phone and turned down his music. “What the hell are you doing out here?” He questioned and leaned forward while still seated on the fucking box.
Alexithymiaa: -She smiled and dropped to sit down on the couch beside him, crossing one leg over the other and bouncing her foot mid air as she spoke. "I don't know, I was bored and I didn't want to stay in Talon. Can I hangout too?"-
Tsaaq: He stared at her in silence then sighed. “I guess. You’re here now.” He shrugged and inhaled from his cig yet again. “I’m not going to tell you to fuck off or anything.” Remy said quietly and glanced at her then looked away. “Besides, there aren’t many people around here anyways. Guess this place isn’t as cool anymore or some shit. So if you got snatched up by a crack head and I was the only person who could prevent it I’d feel bad.”
Alexithymiaa: "Oh..." She tailed off, twirling her finger around the end of one of her curls. "So like... there's crackheads here and stuff? That's like... thats a thing? Those people hangout here? Not that there's anything wrong with those people but like... I don't want to hangout around those people cause I don't do that stuff."-
Tsaaq: Remy glared blankly at Liz while his cigarette rested between his fingers. “Yeah totally, you’ve definitely got to watch out for those types.” He said in a monotone. “Have you been here before? Are you unaware of how and why this place exists?” He leaned his head against his hand, trying to sound as convincingly invested as possible.
Alexithymiaa: "I don't know... I just thought it was for like.. partying and stuff. And drinking. We came here for your birthday last year, remember? We played beer pong and it was fun." She smiled and cocked her head to one side, running her hand over her knee.-
Tsaaq: “Yeah of course I remember, most of it. Are you implying that people who do drugs don’t want to party?” He asked with a raise of his brow. Remy tossed his cigarette butt then waved his hands at her. “No no it’s okay, nevermind.” He said dismissively with a shake of his head. “I got what you meant.”
Alexithymiaa: -She wrinkled her nose and leaned her elbow down to rest on her knee, turning her head to look at the scattered people around the area. "I don't think drugs and partying are the same. Drinking is different."-
Tsaaq: “No of course not but-“ Remy made an irritated noise and ran his hand down his face. “People who do drugs like to drink. Drinking is technically a drug, it’s just legal and it kills people way more because it’s legal.” He said with a squint of his eyes.
Alexithymiaa: "Wait, drinking is a drug? How? What's in it? I thought it was okay besides like... getting you super messed up if you drink too much." She blinked concerned, swiping her hair back out of her face as she stared intently into his eyes.-
Tsaaq: He stared at her, which he was doing a lot tonight because Liz. Remy shook his head and shifted on his box. “Okay, you know how when you drink alcohol you get drunk? The same happens when doing drugs. You get fucked up and then it fades away, just like drugs. It’s because of the ethanol in the liquor.” Remy started to explain. “You’d have to ask Bliss the fucking chemistry behind it but there is an BAC on every bottle of booze you drink. That’s the potency of the alcohol. If the percentage is high enough? You could fucking die. That’s how people get alcohol poisoning, just like how people overdose. You following?”
Alexithymiaa: "Okay but isn't there like, laws against that being too high that you'll die or something? I feel like there is cause no one drink makes anyone die or anything. You could just get super drunk." She shifted on her couch to make herself more comfortable. "I thought you meant people like... die from drunk driving or something."-
Tsaaq: “There are laws against drugs period. That’s how that sentence ends.” He said with his eyes widened.  “Of course one drink won’t kill you. Just like one pull from a joint doesn’t kill you. You took molly, you’re not dead are you?” Remy raised his brow at her. “Of course a shitload of people die from drunk driving but people also fucking die because alcohol is bad for your body like all other drugs are. There are adverse effects on your body from drinking. Sure it depends on the BAC and how often you drink but just like how a person can binge off coke and get sick people can binge on alcohol and get sick.” Remy said quickly.
Alexithymiaa: "Oh... wait, I did drugs? I didn't even know that was drugs." She wrinkled her nose and stared up to his face. "I guess there's like, a lot of stuff I don't know. But you're really smart, Remy."-
Tsaaq: He shook his head slowly and messed with the ends of his hair. “Thanks I guess?” Remy said with a bit of a frown. “For future reference if something is a pill it’s probably some form of a drug. Pharmacists are legal drug dealers. Most of their drugs are supposed to help people though so it’s okay I guess.” He rolled his eyes.
Alexithymiaa: "But they give out medicine so it's really not the same thing. I wouldn't consider them drug dealers or anything. Drug dealers give out bad drugs and pharmacists give out medicine."-
Tsaaq: "No." Remy shook his head again. "I sell a lot of the same shit that pharmacists sell. Things like adderall, oxycodone, vicodin, opiods that's all perscription drugs." He listed off his fingers. "And people abuse it because it's easier to get, people are idiots to buy it from me because they could get it prescribed for free." Remy said with wide eyes.
Alexithymiaa: "How do you get it prescribed for free if you don't need it though? Like... don't yoou need a doctor to say you need it to actually get it?"-
Tsaaq: He tilted his hed and scrunched up his face. "There's this thing people do sometimes. It's called lying?"
Alexithymiaa: "Okay but obvi you can't lie to your doctor because she'll know. They run tests for stuff like that so they know what you need. Duh."
Tsaaq: "People do it all of the time. Especially with mental health shit and pain meds, which most of those drugs are for." He corrected her with his eyes widened.
Alexithymiaa: "Well don't they do tests to see if you need them, though? Like you can't just go to your doctor and say you need drugs and she'll give them to you. They have to test to make sure you're not faking or something." She shifted in her seat to lean forward toward him slightly, dropping her voice. "Unless people know how to fake the tests?"-
Tsaaq: He started to nod his head. "Yes Liz, people know how to fake tests. People have been faking tests for a very long time for a lot of things." Remy whispered in a monotone.
Alexithymiaa: "But how do you learn how to fake the tests? Like... How do you know what the doctors are looking for unless you're a doctor too? And then obvi you can just get your own drugs."-
Tsaaq: He looked down at his cellphone as he started to text. Remy glanced up at Liz and let out an exasperated sigh. "How do you think I get the drugs so I can sell them to people?" He asked with a raise of his brow. "Also google exists, google is very helpful."
Alexithymiaa: "I don't know, I never really thought about it. I didn't even know you sold that stuff. I thought you just sold like.. pot or something. Isn't that what you sell?"-
Tsaaq: "Now I do because I'm a sloppy piece of human shit." Remy answered with a frown. "But yeah, lately I've been thinking shouldn't even do that either."
Alexithymiaa: "Why not? Don't people love pot? And like... you can't die from that or anything so it's totally safe. Why would you stop selling that?"
Tsaaq: Remy mantained a stern expression. "Nothing, you're right. I have nothing to be worried about." He said in a monotone and took out his pack of cigarettes.
Covet: [....this is an unfortunate seat]
Tsaaq: ((That isnt what she said.))
Covet: [XD really bitch?]
Tsaaq: ((<3))
Alexithymiaa: "But... I'm confused." She let out a small huff as she pouted her lower lip. "Everyone always told me pot was safe."-
Tsaaq: He shook his head and put one of the cigs in his mouth and lit it quickly. "Not the pot that's laced with shit." Remy said with the cigarette still in his mouth. He played with his lighter while he spoke.
Alexithymiaa: -Her eyes widened and she leaned forwaard in her seat toward him again. "Laced with what? Like... other drugs? Why would people do that? Doesn't that like, waste other people's drugs? That's stupid."-
Tsaaq: "Actually it's cheaper." He tilted his head and exhaled the smoke from his nostrils. "Oh it's mostly other drugs I guess, like sometimes people spray cleaning shit on it if it's really cheap." Remy shrugged and took another drag. "It actually doesn't waste the drugs but it is worse for you than pure shit."
Covet: -Cadence pulled up to the lots and parked her hummer, looking in the rearview mirror. She gave out a groan and wiped her now puffy red eyes and mascara streaked cheeks.- Fuck my life...-she pulled out a wet nap from the jockey box and tried to clean her face up a bit. Once she felt she was presentable she got out of the vehilce and made her way over to the comonal sitting place thing. She waved at Remy and gave Liz a big of a fake smile as she could muster.- Hey guys. Mind if I intrude? -she asked them-
Alexithymiaa: "Well that doesn't make any sense, why would people do that?" She looked over at Cadence as she walked up, smiling and waving at her. "Hey! No, we're just talking about drugs. Remy is teaching me stuff."-
Tsaaq: Remy squinted his eyes at Liz. "I just said why, because it's cheaper than getting primo shit." He said in a deadpan tone. His eyes lifted to see Cadence and a smile fixed across his lips. Remy waved with his cigarette in his hand and took a drag. "Intrude, divert, insert. Do it, please." He said quickly as he shook his head.
Covet: -Cadence sat down with them and let out a heavy sigh- What have you learned so far? -she asked, her voice a little hoarse as she looked at Liz, hoping to distract her own thoughts by aiding in the education process-
Alexithymiaa: -She frowned quickly. "That it's apparently a lot easier to get drugs than I thought it was. I always thought it was like, super hard to find or something, but apparently they put drugs in your drugs around here."-
Covet: [XD]
Tsaaq: "Yep apparently." He said curtly as he looked to Cadence, he nudged her softly with his elbow. "You alright?" Remy asked and took a drag.
Covet: No, but I don't want to talk about it immediately. -she looked at Liz- People only do that if they're stupid.  And It is easy to get them, most people know at least two other people they could figure out who to get drugs from. It's also easy to fuck up. -she looked at Liz- Why do you want to know about drugs anyway?
Alexithymiaa: "Well I didn't, and I don't really know how it came up but then it became a really interesting conversation and Remy is like, way smart about it so I wanted to know more." She tossed her curls back over her shoulder, smiling at Cadence.-
Tsaaq: Remy patted Cadence on the shoulder then blew his smoke from his mouth. He stared straight ahead as Liz spoke and lowered his head as he sighed. "Yeahhhh...." He trailed off.
Covet: -She looked over at Remy and gave him a soft smile- It's about the same shit from the other night. -looking over to Liz she spoke- The best thing you need to know about drugs, is that they are bad, Mkay?
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes. "Well duh, but that's not all of the info Remy gives. I like his better." She ressted her elbow down on her knee, looking back and forth between them. "What about the other night?"-
Tsaaq: "Aw shit, really? That isn't going well huh." He trailed off then put out his cigarette. "We were talking about how SAD it was that camp was over, right Cay?" He said casually as he nudged Cadence again. "But she doesn't want to talk about CAMP right now, do you Cadence?"
Covet: -Cadence nodded going along with what Remy was saying- Yeah, I'll totally miss the little guys. It makes my womb bleed with joy. -she said rolling her eyes- But yeah enough camp talk. You want to learn about drugs the educational way, pick up a D.A.R.E pamphlet. They even have pictures.
Alexithymiaa: "Oh." She stopped, fluffing her hairup slightly. "Well... I guess I could.. it was just really interesting the way Remy was talking about it."-
Tsaaq: He cleared his throat loudly while scratching at his beard. "So yeah..." Remy trailed off. "What are you gonna do until school starts Cadence?" He asked stiffly, attempting to change the subject because drugs.
Covet: I dunno, hadn't really thought about it. Something fun that's for sure, before hell starts all over. -she said looking down at her lap, pulling at a stray thread-
Alexithymiaa: "Ugh, I know, right? I def don't want class to start yet. I'm having way too much fun this summer and I know if class starts that means summer is over."-
Tsaaq: "I know I'm about to song like a total nerd but I actually wish classes would start so I'd have something to do, because I have no fucking clue what to do with myself..." Remy said with a shrug. "I'll just sleep through the rest of the summer I guess, and hang out with Hayley in my dorm. I'm fresh out of ideas."
Covet: -Cadence looked at Remy and gave him a soft laugh- I could give you a few new ideas. We just have to kick Hayley out. -she said- Then when we're done with those ideas we'll come up with something for you.
Alexithymiaa: -Liz looked back and forth between the two, a small smile on her lips. "Can I come?"-
Tsaaq: He started to smirk at Cadence and raised his eyebrows with a pervy laugh. "Oh that sounds like a great idea. Crack baby can sleep in the hallway, she'll be fine." Remy said in a low tone. He started blankly at Liz-which again, he was doing a lot tonight- and furrowed his brows at her. "...You know what we're talking about right?" Remy asked with his eyes narrowed at her.
Covet: There's couches there too at the dorms, and empty rooms. You can't tell me your sister doesn't know how to break into a place. You're both from Jersey. -Cadence told him then looked at Liz, sighing and putting her head in her hands.- I told Harper that would never happen, in this same place even.
Alexithymiaa: "Um... no? Should I know?" She chewed on her lower lip before shifting to stand up to her feet.-
Tsaaq: Remy started to chuckle and pushed up onto his feet. "She has a room she just won't sleep in it because she's needy as hell. She needs a Portland boyfriend who isn't friends with me to cuddle with or some shit." He shook his head then leaned towards Cadence's ear. "We could always duct tape her mouth shut, get all BDSM and shit. It could be a little hot?" He whispered to Cadence before looking at Liz again, raising his voice. "Uhhh, yeah you should if you're asking if you can come." He said with his brows raised.
Covet: -Cadence stared and blinked at Remy, not even trying to entertain this thought with Bimbo Liz.- No. I'd rather gargle razor blades. But I've got some news regarding all that stuff -she pointed at him, swirling her finger around, then looked at Liz- As much as I would love to have you join us, I don't think you really want to watch me gargle Remy's ballsack.
Covet: [....i need sleep...too much gargling in one sentence....]
Tsaaq: ((GARGLES))
Covet: [I was trying to think of something really gross that would make her say no...]
Alexithymiaa: -She wrinkled her nose, looking down at the two. "Oh... ew... no." She abruptly spun around on her heel and marched herself away from them, sticking her tongue out in disgust.-
Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes at Liz. "A celibacy club member to the end." Remy extended his hand to Cadence so they could get up and get the fuck out of there. "Are you really doing to gargle my balls because that sounds really hot." He asked as he dropped his voice down to a whisper.
Tsaaq: ((I think it worked.))
Covet: [XD for now...course she's probably going to go ask Tony if or how it could be done.]
Alexithymiaa: (babababa)
Alexithymiaa: (bahahaha*)
Covet: [I can only imagine the response XD]
Covet: Only if you've washed and shaved them. -She told him, thinking there were probably better ways to ignore the other bullshit, but she'd brought this upon herself. Cadence took his hand and made her way over to the vehicles.- Meet you at Talon? -she asked him-
Covet: [totes forgot to hit enter. my bad]
Tsaaq: ((You aassss))
Tsaaq: "Uhhh, I have to stop at CVS first but yes." He said with a nod as he went to his lambo and drove away and stuff.