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- -- nitroMerc [NM] lands on a ship that's rocking it out in LOSAM. --
- NM: Ciiiiiiirin! I'm heeeere! C☼me ☼ut, c☼me ☼ut, wherever y☼u are, y☼u little dipshit~!
- RO: wait you didnt give CIRRIN RUNFAR time to prepare!
- NM: B☼☼fuckin'h☼☼! Like I give any fucks!
- -- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] hiding in a barrel in his respiteblock --
- NM: C☼me ☼n, weren't y☼u g☼nna sh☼w me wh☼ the STR☼NG tr☼ll was here?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] kicks down the door to the hive. --
- NM: I th☼ught y☼u were g☼nna teach me a less☼n!!
- NM: Y☼u aren't very g☼☼d at this, are y☼u?
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs flattered that you actually came here
- NM: Aw, such a h☼neyed t☼ngue! I figure that it'll l☼☼k g☼☼d up ☼n my wall!!
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you were just going to er say sure CIRRIN RUNFAR and then go on with what you were doing
- NM: What! N☼ way! Y☼u are waaaaaay t☼☼ imp☼rtant and fun t☼ N☼T fuck ar☼und with!!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] knocks down a couple of things. --
- NM: 'Sides, I always d☼ what I say, d☼n't I?
- RO: no
- RO: didnt you say you were going to be team leader?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] follows his voice towards the barrels and starts kicking some at random. --
- NM: Tch! As far as Y☼U are c☼ncerned, I am y☼ur leader!!
- NM: C'm☼☼☼☼☼n, little Runfar! Take y☼ur punishment like a g☼☼d little rustbl☼☼d!
- RO: punishment!
- RO: remember when you said you werent the type of leader to attack teammates with puppets?
- NM: Yup! I'm n☼t usin' any puppets.
- NM: Just a b☼mb ☼r tw☼!!
- NM: Say, h☼w d☼ y☼u think y☼ur hive will l☼☼k at the b☼tt☼m ☼f the sea?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] peers into the barrels, looking for him. --
- RO: terrible how would yours look underwater?
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] shuffles away in his barrel --
- NM: Preeeeeetty l☼nely!! I think it miiiight need s☼mething t☼ liven its dec☼r up. S☼methin' like...
- -- nitroMerc [NM] spots movement and lunges at it with a kick. --
- NM: ... s☼me red bl☼☼d!!!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] barrel rolls! --
- RO: ahhhghhhhh
- -- nitroMerc [NM] runs after and kicks the barrel to make it roll around more. --
- NM: Where y☼u headin', Cirrin?? There's n☼where y☼u can r☼ll away t☼!
- NM: Here, let me help y☼u ☼ut!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] is like a cat stuck in a washing machine --
- RO: stooooop this thing!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] cackles as she kicks him out the door. --
- NM: Aaaaaw, but we're just startin' t☼ have fun!!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] splashes into the water outside and floats. CIRRIN RUNFAR pops his head out --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] has retrieved bombs. BOMBS AWAY. --
- RO: h-hey!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] quickly ducks back in --
- NM: Hey, rustbl☼☼d!! Ruuuuuuuuusty!!!
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to use CIRRIN RUNFARS get out of being blown up today card!
- NM: Whatcha hidin' f☼r?
- RO: and dont call CIRRIN RUNFAR rusty
- NM: N☼pe! That was rendered v☼id when y☼u decided t☼ give me the metaph☼rical finger!!
- NM: Why n☼t, huuuuuh?
- NM: I can call y☼u whatever I like!
- NM: Y☼u can't st☼p me!
- NM: Ruuuuuuuuuuuusty!
- RO: reasons!
- RO: stop it
- NM: Rusty Rusty Rusty Rusty Rustybl☼☼d! RustyRustybl☼☼d sittin' in a rusty barrel!!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] throws more bombs. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] pops out again and desperatly paddles somesplace else --
- RO: you think thats an insult but its really weird and confusing!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] ducks back in when explosions happen --
- NM: Aaaw, am I gettin' t☼ y☼u, Rustybl☼☼d?
- NM: And hey! I ain't d☼ne with y☼u yet!! Y☼u think y☼u can ☼utswim me and my b☼mbs ☼r s☼methin'?
- RO: you have swimming bombs now!
- RO: ?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] ;| --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] is not even going to answer that as she tosses a bunch more bombs. --
- RO: okay okay youve made your point Cucali can CIRRIN RUNFAR get back on dry land again?
- NM: Hmm...
- NM: Let me think...
- NM: H☼w ab☼ut... n☼??
- -- nitroMerc [NM] >;D --
- NM: Well, n☼t until y☼u ap☼l☼gize f☼r bein' s☼☼☼☼☼☼ rude t☼ a highbl☼☼d!
- RO: oh you want an apology?
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is sorry
- NM: N☼pe! G☼tta be better!
- RO: really really sorry with some kind of fruit slapped on?
- NM: Hmmm!!
- NM: ☼h fiiiiiine!
- NM: I guess I can let y☼u h☼p ☼n ab☼ard again!!
- RO: that wasnt so bad then
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] paddles towards the hiveshipthing --
- NM: Y☼u need a hand there, rustybl☼☼d??
- RO: from you?
- NM: Aaaaw, c☼me ☼n! I'm ☼fferin' it as a friend.
- NM: Y☼u wanna make up ☼r n☼t??
- RO: sure back to being fakey friends but still friends that dont blow each other up sure
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] reaches out with a hand --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] grabs his hand and starts to pull him up veeeeery slowly... --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] holds on, and also tries to work out how strong she seems --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] When Cirrin's near the top she tries to let go. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] flails and quickly tries to grab onto her again before he falls --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] starts to straighten up to laugh at him, but in Cirrin's flailing he manages to grab her hand and drag her over. WHOOPS. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't let go until they're both fallen into the water with a plop --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] is quite comfortable in the water, but gosh her clothes are going to get wet!! She glares daggers at him. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] splashes about in the water, some definitly in Cucali's direction --
- RO: what are you looking at CIRRIN RUNFAR like that for thought youd like the water!
- NM: ☼h yeah, I'm s☼☼☼☼☼☼ pleased at this change!! L☼☼k at the huge fuckin' derpy grin ☼n my face that just screams h☼w happy I am ab☼ut this!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] dives down, making sure to kick up a huge splash to get in his face. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] splutters and doggy paddles towards dry(ish) land --
- RO: whereve you gone now?
- RO: Cucali?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] swims to the other side of the land and raises her head half out of the water, watching him. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] climbs onto the floating hive, almost getting swept off again by a wave. He looks around but doesn't see Cucali --
- RO: Cucali!
- RO: are you schemeing something again?
- RO: hello?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] follows him as discreetly as she can by scurrying up the other side of the hive. --
- NM: HEY! RUSTYBL☼☼D!
- RO: ahhhh!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] dives at him, aiming a punch at his face!!! --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] quickly turns around and punched in face! He staggers back --
- RO: no the face!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] aims another punch at his face. Good listening skills here. --
- -- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] punched in the snout again and falls backwards --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] stands over him, arms folded. --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks up at her --
- NM: S☼☼☼☼☼☼. Y☼u g☼t anythin' t☼ say?
- RO: all hail the new leader?
- -- nitroMerc [NM] smirks and holds out a hand. --
- NM: That's what I wanna hear!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] nope, not falling for that one again! He gets up himself thank you very much --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] lets her hand drop and slaps him on the back. --
- NM: S☼! N☼ne ☼f that bullshit y☼u were sp☼utin' ☼ff earlier's g☼nna happen again, riiiiiight?
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] coughs up some water --
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR never believed in that anti hemospectrum in the first place honest
- NM: G☼☼d b☼y. An' y☼u better steer clear ☼f anythin' ☼f that s☼rt. G☼t it, rustybl☼☼d?
- RO: hey youve gotta admit CIRRIN RUNFAR isnt as lame as half the trolls that got roped into this game
- NM: ... Maaaaaaaaaaybe!
- NM: Depends ☼n h☼w well y☼u're willlin' t☼ listen t☼ ☼thers!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] ;) --
- RO: er...
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't know how to answer that one --
- RO: listen to the right people?
- RO: right?
- NM: See, y☼u're catchin' ☼n!!
- NM: N☼w, I g☼t m☼re imp☼rtant shit t☼ d☼, s☼ I'm g☼nna jet.
- RO: why where are you going?
- NM: Tch, t☼ train s☼ I can get my Denizen, ☼f c☼urse!!
- RO: okay! CIRRIN RUNFAR can show you to some places around here with monster to train with...
- -- nitroMerc [NM] is now an idle chum! --
- NM: Weeeeeeell, if y☼u put it that way, I guess I can stick ar☼und f☼r a little.
- NM: C☼me ☼n! Set this ship sailin' then!
- RO: aye aye!
- RO: the ships right over there
- RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will be following right behind you, leader
- NM: Y☼u better!
- -- nitroMerc [NM] leaps off toward the ship! --
- RO: where else would you expect CIRRIN RUNFAR to be
- NM: C☼werin' in a barrel, maybe??
- -- nitroMerc [NM] ;D --
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] grumbles but doens't have a proper response, then groans again when he sees octosprite has renamed the vessel 'SS Friendship' --
- -- nitroMerc [NM] sees it and linefaces hard ;| --
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