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RO/NM: Cucali: Enter the land of ships and motion

Mar 25th, 2012
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  1. -- nitroMerc [NM] lands on a ship that's rocking it out in LOSAM. --
  2. NM: Ciiiiiiirin! I'm heeeere! C☼me ☼ut, c☼me ☼ut, wherever y☼u are, y☼u little dipshit~!
  3. RO: wait you didnt give CIRRIN RUNFAR time to prepare!
  4. NM: B☼☼fuckin'h☼☼! Like I give any fucks!
  5. -- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] hiding in a barrel in his respiteblock --
  6. NM: C☼me ☼n, weren't y☼u g☼nna sh☼w me wh☼ the STR☼NG tr☼ll was here?
  7. -- nitroMerc [NM] kicks down the door to the hive. --
  8. NM: I th☼ught y☼u were g☼nna teach me a less☼n!!
  9. NM: Y☼u aren't very g☼☼d at this, are y☼u?
  10. RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs flattered that you actually came here
  11. NM: Aw, such a h☼neyed t☼ngue! I figure that it'll l☼☼k g☼☼d up ☼n my wall!!
  12. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you were just going to er say sure CIRRIN RUNFAR and then go on with what you were doing
  13. NM: What! N☼ way! Y☼u are waaaaaay t☼☼ imp☼rtant and fun t☼ N☼T fuck ar☼und with!!
  14. -- nitroMerc [NM] knocks down a couple of things. --
  15. NM: 'Sides, I always d☼ what I say, d☼n't I?
  16. RO: no
  17. RO: didnt you say you were going to be team leader?
  18. -- nitroMerc [NM] follows his voice towards the barrels and starts kicking some at random. --
  19. NM: Tch! As far as Y☼U are c☼ncerned, I am y☼ur leader!!
  20. NM: C'm☼☼☼☼☼n, little Runfar! Take y☼ur punishment like a g☼☼d little rustbl☼☼d!
  21. RO: punishment!
  22. RO: remember when you said you werent the type of leader to attack teammates with puppets?
  23. NM: Yup! I'm n☼t usin' any puppets.
  24. NM: Just a b☼mb ☼r tw☼!!
  25. NM: Say, h☼w d☼ y☼u think y☼ur hive will l☼☼k at the b☼tt☼m ☼f the sea?
  26. -- nitroMerc [NM] peers into the barrels, looking for him. --
  27. RO: terrible how would yours look underwater?
  28. -- recreantOctopus [RO] shuffles away in his barrel --
  29. NM: Preeeeeetty l☼nely!! I think it miiiight need s☼mething t☼ liven its dec☼r up. S☼methin' like...
  30. -- nitroMerc [NM] spots movement and lunges at it with a kick. --
  31. NM: ... s☼me red bl☼☼d!!!
  32. -- recreantOctopus [RO] barrel rolls! --
  33. RO: ahhhghhhhh
  34. -- nitroMerc [NM] runs after and kicks the barrel to make it roll around more. --
  35. NM: Where y☼u headin', Cirrin?? There's n☼where y☼u can r☼ll away t☼!
  36. NM: Here, let me help y☼u ☼ut!
  37. -- recreantOctopus [RO] is like a cat stuck in a washing machine --
  38. RO: stooooop this thing!
  39. -- nitroMerc [NM] cackles as she kicks him out the door. --
  40. NM: Aaaaaw, but we're just startin' t☼ have fun!!
  41. -- recreantOctopus [RO] splashes into the water outside and floats. CIRRIN RUNFAR pops his head out --
  42. -- nitroMerc [NM] has retrieved bombs. BOMBS AWAY. --
  43. RO: h-hey!
  44. -- recreantOctopus [RO] quickly ducks back in --
  45. NM: Hey, rustbl☼☼d!! Ruuuuuuuuusty!!!
  46. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to use CIRRIN RUNFARS get out of being blown up today card!
  47. NM: Whatcha hidin' f☼r?
  48. RO: and dont call CIRRIN RUNFAR rusty
  49. NM: N☼pe! That was rendered v☼id when y☼u decided t☼ give me the metaph☼rical finger!!
  50. NM: Why n☼t, huuuuuh?
  51. NM: I can call y☼u whatever I like!
  52. NM: Y☼u can't st☼p me!
  53. NM: Ruuuuuuuuuuuusty!
  54. RO: reasons!
  55. RO: stop it
  56. NM: Rusty Rusty Rusty Rusty Rustybl☼☼d! RustyRustybl☼☼d sittin' in a rusty barrel!!
  57. -- nitroMerc [NM] throws more bombs. --
  58. -- recreantOctopus [RO] pops out again and desperatly paddles somesplace else --
  59. RO: you think thats an insult but its really weird and confusing!
  60. -- recreantOctopus [RO] ducks back in when explosions happen --
  61. NM: Aaaw, am I gettin' t☼ y☼u, Rustybl☼☼d?
  62. NM: And hey! I ain't d☼ne with y☼u yet!! Y☼u think y☼u can ☼utswim me and my b☼mbs ☼r s☼methin'?
  63. RO: you have swimming bombs now!
  64. RO: ?
  65. -- nitroMerc [NM] ;| --
  66. -- nitroMerc [NM] is not even going to answer that as she tosses a bunch more bombs. --
  67. RO: okay okay youve made your point Cucali can CIRRIN RUNFAR get back on dry land again?
  68. NM: Hmm...
  69. NM: Let me think...
  70. NM: H☼w ab☼ut... n☼??
  71. -- nitroMerc [NM] >;D --
  72. NM: Well, n☼t until y☼u ap☼l☼gize f☼r bein' s☼☼☼☼☼☼ rude t☼ a highbl☼☼d!
  73. RO: oh you want an apology?
  74. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is sorry
  75. NM: N☼pe! G☼tta be better!
  76. RO: really really sorry with some kind of fruit slapped on?
  77. NM: Hmmm!!
  78. NM: ☼h fiiiiiine!
  79. NM: I guess I can let y☼u h☼p ☼n ab☼ard again!!
  80. RO: that wasnt so bad then
  81. -- recreantOctopus [RO] paddles towards the hiveshipthing --
  82. NM: Y☼u need a hand there, rustybl☼☼d??
  83. RO: from you?
  84. NM: Aaaaw, c☼me ☼n! I'm ☼fferin' it as a friend.
  85. NM: Y☼u wanna make up ☼r n☼t??
  86. RO: sure back to being fakey friends but still friends that dont blow each other up sure
  87. -- recreantOctopus [RO] reaches out with a hand --
  88. -- nitroMerc [NM] grabs his hand and starts to pull him up veeeeery slowly... --
  89. -- recreantOctopus [RO] holds on, and also tries to work out how strong she seems --
  90. -- nitroMerc [NM] When Cirrin's near the top she tries to let go. --
  91. -- recreantOctopus [RO] flails and quickly tries to grab onto her again before he falls --
  92. -- nitroMerc [NM] starts to straighten up to laugh at him, but in Cirrin's flailing he manages to grab her hand and drag her over. WHOOPS. --
  93. -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't let go until they're both fallen into the water with a plop --
  94. -- nitroMerc [NM] is quite comfortable in the water, but gosh her clothes are going to get wet!! She glares daggers at him. --
  95. -- recreantOctopus [RO] splashes about in the water, some definitly in Cucali's direction --
  96. RO: what are you looking at CIRRIN RUNFAR like that for thought youd like the water!
  97. NM: ☼h yeah, I'm s☼☼☼☼☼☼ pleased at this change!! L☼☼k at the huge fuckin' derpy grin ☼n my face that just screams h☼w happy I am ab☼ut this!
  98. -- nitroMerc [NM] dives down, making sure to kick up a huge splash to get in his face. --
  99. -- recreantOctopus [RO] splutters and doggy paddles towards dry(ish) land --
  100. RO: whereve you gone now?
  101. RO: Cucali?
  102. -- nitroMerc [NM] swims to the other side of the land and raises her head half out of the water, watching him. --
  103. -- recreantOctopus [RO] climbs onto the floating hive, almost getting swept off again by a wave. He looks around but doesn't see Cucali --
  104. RO: Cucali!
  105. RO: are you schemeing something again?
  106. RO: hello?
  107. -- nitroMerc [NM] follows him as discreetly as she can by scurrying up the other side of the hive. --
  108. NM: HEY! RUSTYBL☼☼D!
  109. RO: ahhhh!
  110. -- nitroMerc [NM] dives at him, aiming a punch at his face!!! --
  111. -- recreantOctopus [RO] quickly turns around and punched in face! He staggers back --
  112. RO: no the face!
  113. -- nitroMerc [NM] aims another punch at his face. Good listening skills here. --
  114. -- recreantOctopus's [RO'S] punched in the snout again and falls backwards --
  115. -- nitroMerc [NM] stands over him, arms folded. --
  116. -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks up at her --
  117. NM: S☼☼☼☼☼☼. Y☼u g☼t anythin' t☼ say?
  118. RO: all hail the new leader?
  119. -- nitroMerc [NM] smirks and holds out a hand. --
  120. NM: That's what I wanna hear!
  121. -- recreantOctopus [RO] nope, not falling for that one again! He gets up himself thank you very much --
  122. -- nitroMerc [NM] lets her hand drop and slaps him on the back. --
  123. NM: S☼! N☼ne ☼f that bullshit y☼u were sp☼utin' ☼ff earlier's g☼nna happen again, riiiiiight?
  124. -- recreantOctopus [RO] coughs up some water --
  125. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR never believed in that anti hemospectrum in the first place honest
  126. NM: G☼☼d b☼y. An' y☼u better steer clear ☼f anythin' ☼f that s☼rt. G☼t it, rustybl☼☼d?
  127. RO: hey youve gotta admit CIRRIN RUNFAR isnt as lame as half the trolls that got roped into this game
  128. NM: ... Maaaaaaaaaaybe!
  129. NM: Depends ☼n h☼w well y☼u're willlin' t☼ listen t☼ ☼thers!
  130. -- nitroMerc [NM] ;) --
  131. RO: er...
  132. -- recreantOctopus [RO] doesn't know how to answer that one --
  133. RO: listen to the right people?
  134. RO: right?
  135. NM: See, y☼u're catchin' ☼n!!
  136. NM: N☼w, I g☼t m☼re imp☼rtant shit t☼ d☼, s☼ I'm g☼nna jet.
  137. RO: why where are you going?
  138. NM: Tch, t☼ train s☼ I can get my Denizen, ☼f c☼urse!!
  139. RO: okay! CIRRIN RUNFAR can show you to some places around here with monster to train with...
  140. -- nitroMerc [NM] is now an idle chum! --
  141. NM: Weeeeeeell, if y☼u put it that way, I guess I can stick ar☼und f☼r a little.
  142. NM: C☼me ☼n! Set this ship sailin' then!
  143. RO: aye aye!
  144. RO: the ships right over there
  145. RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will be following right behind you, leader
  146. NM: Y☼u better!
  147. -- nitroMerc [NM] leaps off toward the ship! --
  148. RO: where else would you expect CIRRIN RUNFAR to be
  149. NM: C☼werin' in a barrel, maybe??
  150. -- nitroMerc [NM] ;D --
  151. -- recreantOctopus [RO] grumbles but doens't have a proper response, then groans again when he sees octosprite has renamed the vessel 'SS Friendship' --
  152. -- nitroMerc [NM] sees it and linefaces hard ;| --
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