#PastebinMonday 11/05/2018

I Don’t Play Too Many Games Edition

I don’t have much in life news to report this week. I will be grinding Tetris Attack runs this week as the final matches of the tournament winds down. Losers Semifinals will be getting played this week. I imagine Forky will want to play his Winners Finals match with me soon after. I have also been getting towards the end of the “story” of Metal Max Returns, which is just one giant side quest. Did I mention that I’m a sucker for customization and tanks? I wonder why I haven’t picked up any Armored Core games…

Speaking of, I realized while watching a video game competition show yesterday that I haven’t played too many popular games. Allow me to give some examples of how green I am:
-	The only Mega Man games I’ve played any bit of are 1 and 2. Not a single X game. Not even a single Battle Network game, which is more up my alley.
-	The only Zelda games I’ve played any bit of are 1, 2, and The Minish Cap. Before you ask, no, I will never join your Ocarina of Time or Link to the Past randomizer races.
-	By that token, I’ve barely played Super Metroid. I’ve played a lot more Metroid Prime, but I never finished it because I think I was able to skip collecting a few of the Chozo Artifacts. I have not played any other Metroid games.
-	I’ve played Super Marios Sunshine and Galaxy a small amount, but not 64.
-	I also have zero interest in playing a single Dark Souls game.
-	Plus, I think MOBAs are a complete waste of time. No PUBG, Fortnite, or League for me.

There’s probably more where that came from, too. This is one of the bigger reasons why I made incentives for people to donate for me to play other games instead of my usual fare. Check out my incentives here: https://pastebin.com/QhF4qTGL. Right now, I am playing through Onimusha Tactics for the GBA to completion. After that, I’m slated to play some Pokemon Pinball GBA. Use your dollars to choose what I play next!

That’s my life story for the week. Until next time, everyone, thanks for reading!

--Cards

P.S. Americans, GO VOTE! (if you're registered)