DE-AG-Convo-FirstContact

-- legendaryGamer [LG] dauntlessEngineer [DE] began pestering abesenteeGamer [AG] --
LG: ◀===◀}- Anyone home?
SM: Yeah? What do you need?
LG: ◀===◀}- ((Just ignore the quirks for now))
SM: ((Alright.))
LG: ◀===◀}- Ah, good. I was wonderin' if you had any spare armaments for a poor newbie like myself. I'm tryin' to rustle me up some nice weapons.
LG: ◀===◀}- For crafting and whatnot.
SM: Oh, yeah, you were the one in 2Fort that was playing vanilla Engineer, right?
LG: ◀===◀}- Hot doggies, you're right!
SM: Oh, yeah.
LG: ◀===◀}- Best fun I've had in a long long time!
SM: I think I have a few spares.
SM: Let me check my backpack...
LG: ◀===◀}- I can't tell you how great it feels to spread my wings and do somethin' without pops lookin' over your shoulder.
LG: ◀===◀}- In fact, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't even have this here computer device.
LG: ◀===◀}- It's about the only thing he won't get in a fuss over...Well...
LG: ◀===◀}- That's not exactly true, see.
SM: Let's see, I have an Eyelander, a couple of Jarates, and a Jag.
SM: Oh..
SM: Do go on.
LG: ◀===◀}- What in tarnation's a jarate?
LG: ◀===◀}- Some kinda jar kar-a-tay?
SM: It's a throwing weapon for the Sniper.
LG: ◀===◀}- Ah, I getcha.
SM: Yeah, it is. It has an entire supplementary comic.
LG: ◀===◀}- Anyways, like I was sayin', my pops isn't exactly keen on theses newfangled gadgets and gizmos. Says they're the devil's spawn.
LG: ◀===◀}- But I don't believe a word of it.
SM: Technology? The Devil's spawn?
LG: ◀===◀}- He used this here computer for some time before givin' it to me.
LG: ◀===◀}- Yeah, he's very old fashioned.
LG: ◀===◀}- About the only advanced thing he knows how to work is his old clunker of a truck.
SM: Heh.
LG: ◀===◀}- And that thing's older than me!
LG: ◀===◀}- At least my older brother has an apprication for the new stuff. In fact, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't know a USB from a CD.
LG: ◀===◀}- Guy knows his stuff, that's for sure. Even helped me upgrade this old box to play TF2.
LG: ◀===◀}- It looks old, but it runs faster than a jackrabbit in space!
SM: That's cool.
LG: ◀===◀}- Sure is. How about yourself?
SM: What do you mean?
LG: ◀===◀}- I told you about my background, how about you tell me yours?
SM: Alright.
SM: I live here in New York. but I'm not really a city person.
LG: ◀===◀}- Really, now?
SM: I live in one of the less populated areas.
SM: Syracuse.
LG: ◀===◀}- I see, I see.
SM: It's really really nice, actually.
SM: I've lived here most of my life.
LG: ◀===◀}- I bet it is. Better than this no-man's-land of Kansas out here. =/
LG: ◀===◀}- Green as far as the eye can see.
LG: ◀===◀}- Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it sure is boring.
SM: MAH GURL, THAT PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!
SM: Sorry about that, it's a Youtube joke.
LG: ◀===◀}- Youtube?
LG: ◀===◀}- I think I mighta heard about that. Maybe.
SM: It's a video sharing website. People post videos on it.
LG: ◀===◀}- Like those fancy movin' pictures? They have a whole place where they put 'em? That's amazing!
SM: One of those types of videos are YTP's. It's mostly sentence mixing and audio altering.
SM: And yeah, it is.
LG: ◀===◀}- Y'all gotta show me some of this action!
SM: Alright, here's a link to a YTP I really like.
SM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwwrmD3hzTU
SM: Of course, you should probably be careful with Y
LG: ◀===◀}- Y?
SM: TP's.
LG: ◀===◀}- Ah, all righty then.
SM: Sorry. I pressed enter too soon.
LG: ◀===◀}- Gosh darned enter key. What'd we ever to do you?
-- legendaryGamer [LG] chuckles then clicks on the link --
SM: I don't even know. It just doesn't like me.
SM: Most of them feature an extraordinary level of swearing though. That's a very popular thing to put in YTP's.
SM: Though that one is hilarious when you get past the beginning.
SM: And surprisingly clean compared to other stuff.
SM: But youtube is a great site.
SM: Alright, get on TF2 and we can trade items.
LG: ◀===◀}- Uh.
LG: ◀===◀}- What.
LG: ◀===◀}- Did I just.
LG: ◀===◀}- Watch.
LG: ◀===◀}- This doesn't make a lick of doggone sense!
SM: YTP is a very confusing thing.
SM: But it's hilarious when it's done right.
LG: ◀===◀}- I'll say. What in tarnation was this Maily1123 thinkin'?
SM: Look up Waxination if you want to watch some quality YTP. It actualy makes more sense.
LG: ◀===◀}- I dunno about that. I feel like my brain's been sapped.
SM: Alright, it's not for everyone.
SM: Let's get on TF2 then.
LG: ◀===◀}- Righty then!
-- legendaryGamer [LG] logs onto TF2 --
LG: ◀===◀}- ((err))
SM: I've tallyed up all the duplicates I have, and it's a substantial amount.
SM: ((Doh!))
SM: Alright, I'm logged on.
LG: ◀===◀}- dauntlessEngineer [DE] logs onto TF2
LG: ◀===◀}- Same here, partner!
SM: Okay, opening up trade now.
-- legendaryGamer [LG] dauntlessEngineer [DE] does so as well --
LG: ◀===◀}- This is so excitin', I can't wait to test out my new toys!
LG: ◀===◀}- I feel like a kid in a candy store!
SM: Hope you enjoy The Jag. It's a personal favorite of mine.
SM: Considering it increases building speed.
LG: ◀===◀}- Thank you kindly, Mr. Gamer.
LG: ◀===◀}- This'll be a mite helpful!
SM: Actually, call me Johnny.
SM: That's my name, after all.
LG: ◀===◀}- All right then. The name's Jessie, but Jess is fine too.
SM: Nice to meet you Jess.
LG: ◀===◀}- Same here, hombre!
LG: ◀===◀}- I'll add y'all to my steam list now.
SM: Alright. I will do the same.
LG: ◀===◀}- Oh, consarnit. Pops needs me for something lickety-split like.
LG: ◀===◀}- I gotta go.
SM: Alright, Jess.
SM: Talk to you later, I suppose.
LG: ◀===◀}- Same here! Adios!
-- legendaryGamer [LG] absconds --
LG: ◀===◀}- ((er))
-- legendaryGamer [LG] dauntlessEngineer [DE] is now offline. --