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  1. [Scene 4: Johnny and Landon are at a library doing a class project]
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  3. *Johnny's phone goes off, Johnny looks upset*
  4.  
  5. Landon: Is there something wrong?
  6.  
  7. Johnny: Oh it's nothing, my girlfri- EX-girlfriend and her friends are just picking on me.
  8.  
  9. L: Wow that sucks, don't worry about it though, not like it really matters.
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  11. J: *puts phone down* Yeah I guess you're right. So back to chemistry.
  12.  
  13. L: ...This is literature.
  14.  
  15. J: But what about OUR chemistry.
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  17. L: ...Don't be weird man. *looks at his paper* Okay so, we're doing a project over Romeo and Juliet, right?
  18.  
  19. J: Uh-huh.
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  21. L: So to understand the play, first you have to understand what Shakespeare is saying. So can you tell me what this line means?
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  23. J: I don't know... *gets back on his phone*
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  25. L: *takes his phone, puts on silent and puts it face-down on the table* Stop getting distracted! Wait... hold on, I should go get a highlighter.
  26.  
  27. J: Alright.
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  29. L: *gets up and walks toward his backpack on the floor several inches away, digging through the bag with his butt sticking out in Johnny's face* Where is it...
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  31. J: *stares at Landon's butt with a flustered look on his face, and steals L's pencil*
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  33. L: *grabs highlighter* Ah here we go. *sits back down* ...Where did my pencil go?
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  35. J: I think it's over where your backpack is.
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  37. L: *turns away from Johnny and toward the backpack* I don't see it.
  38.  
  39. J: *throws pencil at Landon's backpack* See, there it is.
  40.  
  41. L: Oh. *gets back up and picks up the pencil, his butt in Johnny's face again*
  42.  
  43. J: *scoots the chairs closer while L is picking up his pencil*
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  45. L: Okay, back to work...
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  47. J: *puts his arm around the back of Landon's chair* Yeah, back to work~
  48.  
  49. L: What the hell are you doing?
  50.  
  51. J: I'll show you what I'm doing... *closes his eyes and leans in for a kiss*
  52.  
  53. L: *gets up and reaches for a Bible on the table, and hits Johnny with it*
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  55. J: *falls out of his chair* What the hell was that for?
  56.  
  57. L: *angry* Dude, I'm not gay! What the hell man?
  58.  
  59. J: But your rainbow socks...
  60.  
  61. L: Rainbows are a miracle from God, unlike YOU people. *kicks Johnny and storms off*
  62.  
  63. J: Ow!
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