ass teams

=== [gen7ou] Legends ===

Smeargle @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Nuzzle
- Skill Swap
- Sticky Web
- Rapid Spin

Mew @ Lum Berry
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Drain Punch
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance

Fabio (Ampharos-Mega) @ Ampharosite
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 16 HP / 252 SpA / 240 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Dragon Pulse
- Agility
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Zoroark @ Darkinium Z
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Low Kick
- Sucker Punch
- Swords Dance
- Taunt

Landorus-Therian @ Focus Sash
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Imprison
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion
- Earthquake

Kartana @ Choice Band
Ability: Beast Boost
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leaf Blade
- Sacred Sword
- Smart Strike
- Frustration

=== [gen7ou] Dogshit Siglyph ===

Sigilyph @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 68 Def / 140 SpD / 48 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Roost
- Psycho Shift
- Stored Power

Clefable @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Moonblast
- Soft-Boiled
- Healing Wish

Scizor-Mega @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Defog
- Bullet Punch
- Roost
- U-turn

Thundurus @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Nasty Plot
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Flying]

Toxapex @ Black Sludge
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Haze
- Toxic Spikes
- Recover

Persian-Alola @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Fur Coat
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Parting Shot
- Switcheroo
- Foul Play
- Taunt

=== [gen7ou] TR ===

Marowak-Alola @ Thick Club
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Flare Blitz
- Thunder Punch
- Shadow Bone
- Earthquake

Mawile-Mega @ Mawilite
Ability: Huge Power
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Play Rough
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Iron Head

Cresselia @ Mental Herb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Toxic
- Lunar Dance
- Trick Room

Bronzong @ Focus Sash
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Explosion
- Trick Room
- Stealth Rock

Xurkitree @ Electrium Z
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Thunderbolt
- Energy Ball
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Tail Glow

Lead (Espeon) @ Light Clay
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Yawn