Fakes
.Fake Quits:/me has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
.Fake Nicks:/me is now know as $$?="Enter a new fake Nickname :"
.Long Ping:/say [ $+ $$1  PING Reply] : 2 ice ages 4 milleniums 9 centuries 98 years 6 months 6428 weeks 27 days 12 hours 16 minutes 55 seconds 1 millisecond
.Fake Whois
..Pervert:/me $$1 Is Rape@Your.House.now.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#Pre-teensex @#Young_Sex  # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info : Gone To Look For Some Young Kids...The Best Part Is The Suck  | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Slut:/me $$1 You@Owe.Me.Big.Time.Net | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#Kings_cross @sluts_R_us # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info: Gone To Kings Kross.....Buy The Way You Owe Me | timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..IRCop:/me $$1 Staff@dal.net | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#Operhelp @#Csop # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 is an IRCop ! | .timer 1 5 /me $$1 away info: Join #Operhelp for ircop help | .timer 1 6 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Nerd:/me $$1 Tech@microsoft.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#c++ @#mcse #ccna #linux # | .timer 1 3 /me $server  [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Little Lollita:/me $$1 Is Lolly14@Roman.Polanksi.films.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#Lollita @#Jeremy-Irons  #Roman-Polanksi-Film | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info : Lil me in HEAT!  | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Office Bunny:/me $$1 Is Bunny@Bouncey.bouncey.Pouncey.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#OfficeBouncing @#I-like-to-bounce-a-lot..eerrr...Type  #MSWordCutie # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info : Bouncy  | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Psycho:/me $$1 Is Killer@Charlie.Manson.fan.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#MassMurder @#MurderDeathKill  #DieBunnyDie # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info : MUST FUCKING KILL EM ALL!  | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..LustiFrog:/me $$1 Is LustyFrog@yahoo.com | .timer 1 2 /me $$1 on @#Virtual-Pedophiles @#DaRave  #Pedophile-Bitch # | .timer 1 3 /me  $$1 using $server [255.255.255.198] | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 away info : Interstate Phone sex with a minor!  | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
..Fag:/me $$1 is Omg@pdf.01.gaysex.com * Bend over | .timer 1 2 /me $1 on $chan @#Buttsex @#Anal-Action @#gayskinheads @#gay-opers @#gaycuseeme | .timer 1 3 /me $1 using $server [156.63.85.20]  | .timer 1 4 /me $$1 has been idle 15 seconds, signed on $date $time | .timer 1 5 /me End of /WHOIS list.
.Fake Modes
..Op (+o):/me 3sets mode: +o $$1
..Deop (-o):/me 3sets mode: -o $$1
..Voice (+v):/me 3sets mode: +v $$1
..Devoice (-v):/me 3sets mode: -v $$1
..Gay Kick:/me *** $$1 was kicked by $me ( $+ 4,8G1ay 4S1cript v5.2 $+ )
..Kick:/me 3 $+ $$1 is kicked from $chan by $me ( $+ $$?="Enter Kick reason:" $+ ) | /me 2*** Attempting to rejoin channel... | /me 3*** Rejoined channel #
..Kick Reason:/me *** $$1 was kicked by $me ( $+ $$?="Enter kick reason:" 4,8G1ay 4S1cript v5.2 $+ )
..Ban:/me 3sets mode: +b $$1 $+ !*@*!*
..Kick:/me 3You were kicked by $me (Mass Kick) | /me 2*** Attempting to rejoin channel... | /me 3*** Rejoined channel #
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..Mode -clothes:/me sets mode: -clothes $$1
..Mode +love:/me sets mode: +love $$1
..Mode +my-heart:/me sets mode: +my-heart $$1
..Mode +kiss:/me sets mode: +kiss $$1
..Mode +sexy:/me sets mode: +sexy $$1
..Mode +deeplove:/me sets mode: +deeply-in-love-with- $+ $$1
..Mode +hugs:/me sets mode: +BiggestHugInTheWorld For $$1
..Mode +ArseLicker:/me sets mode: +Great-Big-ArseLicker $$1
..Mode +Cock Sucker:/me sets mode: +Great-Big-CockSucker $$1
..Mode +BigGayAss:/me sets mode: +BigGayAss $$1
..Mode +Bitch:/me sets mode: +Bitch $$1
..Mode +burn:/me sets mode: +burn $$1
..Mode +die:/me sets mode: +die $$1
..Mode -brain:/me sets mode: -brain $$1
..Mode +punch:/me sets mode: +punch-to-the-face $$1
..Mode +kickBalls:/me sets mode: +kick-to-the-balls $$1
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..Choose Mode (+):/me sets mode: +$$?="Enter fake mode :" $$1
..Choose Mode (-):/me sets mode: -$$?="Enter fake mode :" $$1
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.Fake talks
..Want to see what he/she said?:/say 6Hey guys, want to see what $$1 told me in the private chat windows?
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..Shitting:/say < $+ $$1 $+ > SHIT!!!!!!! | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $me $+ > huh? what happened? | .timer 1 7 /say < $+ $$1 $+ > I'm really bad luck today! I'm shitting out, now the shit spread all over my chair.....  | .timer 1 10 /say < $+ $me $+ > yacks......are you serious? | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $$1 $+ > u think what? I bluff you? both of my hands is full of shit now, my keyboard also got some........yaksssss. | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $$1 $+ > wait for me, i want to go and clean them now, brb in 5 minutes.
..Hate this channel:/say < $+ $1 $+ > I hate $chan very much man. | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $1 $+ > this channel is damn boring | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $me $+ > what's wrong with you? | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I hate this channel? if you don't like me ask the op to kick me | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > or ban me....go ahead....i won't scare....nya nya nya nya >:Þ
..Surfing for pics:/say < $+ $me $+ > what are you doing now? why so quiet? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $me $+ > Are you still there? | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $$1 $+ > I'm very busy now | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $me $+ > busy doing what? | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm surfing for xxx pics now, don't disturb me please! Are you interested? | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $me $+ > Hmmm...... sorry I don't see those stuff. Last time you told me you are an innocent person. | .timer 1 18 /say < $+ $$1 $+ > Did i? nope i was bluffing, i'm a pervert....hehhee
..Nuking channel:/say < $+ $me $+ > what are you doing now? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $1 $+ > hehe, i'm nuking everyone in $chan $+ , don't tell anyone OK? | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $1 $+ > keep this secret for me or else they will ban me. | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $me $+ > Hey don't play with nuke !? | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > Shut-up or else I will nuke you as well!!
..I'm a kind person:/say < $+ $1 $+ > I heard that people said you are very kind and friendly | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $me $+ > really? | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $1 $+ > really, many people told me about you. | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > you are so famous I love u so much. | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > frank speaking, you are the only person important to me. | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $me $+ > ¦)
..Gender and sex:/say < $+ $me $+ > $1 $+ , may i know your gender please? | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $1 $+ > Why don't you ask me about my sex? for me gender is not so important compared to sex | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $me $+ > what could it be? | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > SEX IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!!! can't u understand!!? | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $me $+ > Pervert.........
..Asking gender:/say < $+ $me $+ > may I know your name? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I don't want to tell u :Þ | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $me $+ > how about sex? | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > yeah yeah yeah....i want....i want to have sex | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $1 $+ > ¦Ð~~~ | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $me $+ > excuse me...... pervert, don't be so excited, i was asking your gender
..Old lady:/say < $+ $me $+ >Hello there can I be your friend? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm not interested on you, I want to be your mama's friend! | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $me $+ > crazy..... | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I like old lady, cannot? | .timer 1 12 /say < $+ $me $+ > then how old are you?  | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $1 $+ > 18 only...... :Þ
..Pervert:/say < $+ $me $+ > may I know who are you? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm a pervert, everyone knows me | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $me $+ > you are a pervert? | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > Yup....I always talk dirty in this channel | .timer 1 12 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm a dirty minded person, you dunno? hehhehe..... ¦Ð~~~
..Everyone likes me:/say < $+ $1 $+ > Are you $me ? $me $+ , the most famous person on IRC network ? | .timer 1 3 /say < $+ $me $+ > Yes I am, why all of sudden ask me such question? | .timer 1 6 /say < $+ $1 $+ > Yes....finally gotcha | .timer 1 9 /say < $+ $1 $+ > I've been looking for you for quite a long time | .timer 1 13 /say < $+ $me $+ > Why? | .timer 1 15 /say < $+ $1 $+ > they say you are a very kind person and you always help people, everyone on IRC likes you. | .timer 1 18 /say < $+ $1 $+ > please be my friend.
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