Bluey Heeler is a hottie l0l

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S  B I G, and I said "That's disgusting", so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com, @ShadowTheHedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *inhales* PFFFFFFFFFHFHVGHFHFGHHFFHF. That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.