S17 - Rockets

Xiaohei teleported back. The cards lined up one by one over Able and unfolded. Half a dozen shimmering cyan metallic tubes swirled around his head.

"Hey, be careful with that!" said White. "Those are rockets!"

"Are they dangerous?" said Xiaohei.

"Yeah!"

"Will they hurt?"

"YEAH!"

Xiaohei teleported every friendly person in the area back a couple of feet. "Good." He hoisted one more over his shoulder. And aimed. This was the real reason why he chose this form— opposable thumbs were handy for that extra bit of firepower.

He pulled all the triggers at once.

chchk chchk chchk chchk chchk chchk chchk

BOOOOOOOM.

The dust settled. And there sat Able— nearly in pieces. About half a body remaining. His neck hung to his torso by a thread.

He laughed a hollow laugh.

"You really are special, cat…" He said.

Xiaohei approached him and raised the sword.

"See you again soon…"

And Xiaohei beheaded him.

- Season 17 Round 3, /u/Ragnarust