Vital research

>be fluffy pony researcher
>you just got a crate of stallions to start a new herd
>four out of thirty had their little testicles ruptured when they were force-packed into the crate by uncaring migrant workers
>five more braindead from heatstroke after being shipped in an unventilated truck trailer with 1,995 other screaming, hyperventilating fur coats
>notbad.jpg
>set those 9 aside for the employee rec room
>quickly take the rest out and hose the rancid waste out of their fur
>bring them into the habitat
>point out the water supply and the mares, order them to get to humping
>fluffies protest "why no foodies?" "wan sketti!" "no wan make speciaw hugs, tummy ouchie"
>judicious use of shockstick 'encourages' them to approach the mares
>most stallions quickly begin humping as instructed
>one, however, is completely diffident toward the mare you single out for him, mumbling so low she can't hear him
>the mare waddles away and you walk in and pick the fluffy up
>"We got a possible." "Okay, table 1's ready."
>you take the fluffy over to a table and shave its entire lower body, prompting cries of "give fwuff! wan' fwuff back!"
>you fit the fluffy with a small set of khaki pants and cinch them up with a tight belt to prevent it from taking them off and then take it back to the pen
>you set it down in front of the mare again and the fluffy once again stares at the ground while mumbling at her
>suddenly spaghetti begins to pour out of the pockets on the fluffy's pants
>the mare squees with delight and runs up to him, causing the flow to intensify
>"Food's on, ya little shits!"
>justasplanned.wav