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  1. TO: ZEWAKA VIA EMAIL
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  3. This is a question that has been troubling me for months. Since the basis is subjective, it is hard for me to find an answer without feeling the same emotions as the asker. But I've tried, and I think I've found some results.
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  5. At first I suspect the answer of your riddle was some special Lovejoy Cthulhu language, since the wiznerd's spells always require the wiznerd uttering some words that resemble that linguistics.
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  7. Then, one drunken afternoon, I died rather quick. But I observed some sol-seekers doing some things. And they went into a darkness on the ice moon. I have been there before, and thought the whispers were nonsense, but only just then realized that language might be your answer. I hastily wrote some shit down on a napkin. Copy/paste was not secret enough for drunk me.
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  9. So next morning I had these drunk doodles from drunk me. It took a while to decipher them, both from my drunken handwriting and the fact it was the phonetic representation of a language. But I have translated my doodles with a linguistics professor of a friend who is at odds of me right now. It's Sumerian! The ancient language of Mesopotamia. Still don't know what it means, since my friend and the professor refuse to talk to me. Also I recently lost my doodles to a drunken welding accident. There was fire, and panic. And I haven't been able to descend the ice moon lair since.
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  11. Lastly, I'm pretty sure the sol nerds communicate with series of honks and farts. Favorite being subjective and all.
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  13. This is the end of my findings. I sought out what I could, but after 3 months I should report in. Maybe tell me if something is close?
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  15. Thanks you,
  16. Yakieg
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  18. PS: honk
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