add_replacement( "america", "amareica" );
add_replacement( "anybody", "anypony" );
add_replacement( "anyone", "anypony" );
add_replacement( "ass", "flank" );
add_replacement( "asses", "flanks" );
add_replacement( "boner", "wingboner" );
add_replacement( "boy", "colt" );
add_replacement( "boyfriend", "coltfriend" );
add_replacement( "boyfriends", "coltfriends" );
add_replacement( "boys", "colts" );
add_replacement( "bro fist", "bro hoof" );
add_replacement( "bro-fist", "bro-hoof" );
add_replacement( "brofist", "brohoof" );
add_replacement( "butt", "flank" );
add_replacement( "butthurt", "flankhurt" );
add_replacement( "butthurt", "saddle-sore" );
add_replacement( "butts", "flanks" );
add_replacement( "child", "foal" );
add_replacement( "children", "foals" );
// add_replacement( "confound those dover boys", "confound these ponies" );
add_replacement( "cowboy", "cowpony" );
add_replacement( "cowgirl", "cowpony" );
add_replacement( "doctor who", "doctor whooves" );
add_replacement( "dr who", "dr whooves" );
add_replacement( "dr. who", "dr. whooves" );
add_replacement( "everybody", "everypony" );
add_replacement( "everyone", "everypony" );
add_replacement( "fap", "clop" );
add_replacement( "fapping", "clopping" );
add_replacement( "feet", "hooves" );
add_replacement( "folks", "foalks" );
add_replacement( "fool", "foal" );
add_replacement( "foolish", "foalish" );
add_replacement( "foot", "hoof" );
add_replacement( "gentleman", "gentlecolt" );
add_replacement( "gentlemen", "gentlecolts" );
add_replacement( "girl", "filly" );
add_replacement( "girlfriend", "fillyfriend" );
add_replacement( "girlfriends", "fillyfriends" );
add_replacement( "girls", "fillies" );
add_replacement( "halloween", "nightmare night" );
add_replacement( "hand", "hoof" );
add_replacement( "handed", "hoofed" );
add_replacement( "handedly", "hoofedly" );
add_replacement( "handers", "hoofers" );
add_replacement( "handmade", "hoofmade" );
add_replacement( "hands", "hooves" );
add_replacement( "hey", "hay" );
add_replacement( "high-five", "hoof-five" );
add_replacement( "human", "pony" );
add_replacement( "humans", "ponies" );
add_replacement( "ladies", "fillies" );
add_replacement( "main", "mane" );
add_replacement( "man", "stallion" );
add_replacement( "manhattan", "manehattan" );
add_replacement( "marathon", "mareathon" );
add_replacement( "men", "stallions" );
add_replacement( "messing around", "horsing around" );
add_replacement( "miracle", "mareacle" );
add_replacement( "miracles", "mareacles" );
add_replacement( "money", "bits" );
add_replacement( "naysayer", "neighsayer" );
add_replacement( "no one else", "no pony else" );
add_replacement( "nobody", "nopony" );
add_replacement( "nottingham", "trottingham" );
add_replacement( "old-timer", "old-trotter" );
add_replacement( "people", "ponies" );
add_replacement( "person", "pony" );
add_replacement( "persons", "ponies" );
add_replacement( "philadelphia", "fillydelphia" );
add_replacement( "rump", "flank" );
add_replacement( "somebody", "somepony" );
add_replacement( "someone", "somepony" );
add_replacement( "stalingrad", "stalliongrad" );
add_replacement( "sure as hell", "sure as hay" );
add_replacement( "tattoo", "cutie mark" );
add_replacement( "the heck", "the hay" );
add_replacement( "the hell", "the hay" );
add_replacement( "troll", "parasprite" );
add_replacement( "trollable", "paraspritable" );
add_replacement( "trolled", "parasprited" );
add_replacement( "trolling", "paraspriting" );
add_replacement( "trolls", "parasprites" );
add_replacement( "woman", "mare" );
add_replacement( "women", "mares" );