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- LUIS (ZERXUS): All right, so I'm attacking Miles Friend?
- BRENNAN: Yes, attacking Miles Friend.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): With advantage? Did she take attack of opportunities on me?
- BRENNAN: No, she didn't.
- AABRIA: Oh my god, she likes you likes you!
- SAM: She loves you.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): 29 to hit.
- BRENNAN: Yeah, 29 will do it. Yeah, for sure.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Okay, so weapon, Smite. This is a fiend?
- BRENNAN: Yes, this is a fiend.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): So I get extra that. Oh! My Holy Avenger just crackles with divine energy.
- TRAVIS: Yo, you've got a Holy Avenger?
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Yes, I do. As I swing it and it makes contact with him, the sword automatically bursts into three times its size. So that is...
- LOU: Full Buster.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): So that's just that.
- [...]
- LUIS (ZERXUS): I'm burning a level 1 spell slot, so that's one, two, three, four. It's a fiend. Wait, so if it's a fiend, does it automatically take double damage of mine? No, no. It's just my Improved Divine Smite.
- BRENNAN: Mm-hmm.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Okay, this is what he gets. So that's my weapon damage. My weapon damage, just the regular, so not radiant, is going to be 18. So that is just the normal weapon.
- BRENNAN: Hell yeah.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Slashing. What is radiant is...
- MARISHA: Jeez. Jeez Luis!
- LOU: Jeez Luis.
- AABRIA: This is why we always say that the monster's in us.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): 30 radiant.
- BRENNAN: 30 radiant. Incredible. Badly injured as you- Again, on this incapacitated foe, bam! That's your first attack.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): That's my first attack. I'm going to do it again.
- BRENNAN: Go for it.
- SAM: He's Hasted.
- AABRIA: Don't forget you're Hasted!
- LUIS (ZERXUS): I'm Hasted, yeah. So I'm going to get four attacks.
- MARISHA: You get two attacks.
- BRENNAN: Well, I think, no. Haste is just one additional. So it's two from extra attack, and then a third.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Is it an action?
- BRENNAN: It is a normal action, but it specifies a single weapon attack.
- LUIS: Gotcha. Perfect. Okay.
- TRAVIS: You're rolling with advantage on these hits right?
- LUIS: All of them.
- TRAVIS: Okay.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Yeah. That's another hit. I'm going to do... I'm not going to burn another spell slot. So this is going to be weapon,
- Improved Divine Smite, and Holy Weapon. So this is going to be 19 slashing damage.
- BRENNAN: Okay.
- LUIS: Then 18 radiant.
- AABRIA: Let's go!
- BRENNAN: He's still up.
- AABRIA: Oh my god!
- SAM: You have one more attack.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): I got one more attack.
- BRENNAN: You have more attack. Let's see it.
- AABRIA: Finish him!
- MARISHA: Come on! Come on! Howdy doo-dee doo-dees.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Hits. And I'm going to burn one level 1.
- AABRIA: Let's go.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): So... So much stuff. All right. So this is weapon, Improved, and okay.
- SAM: That's a lot of dice there, friend.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): So for the weapon- I know. Mm-hmm. For the weapon, it's 14 slashing.
- BRENNAN: Mm-hmm.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): For the radiant damage it is 34 radiant damage.
- BRENNAN: You know, I've always wanted to do this. Hey, Luis.
- LUIS: Yes.
- BRENNAN: How do you want to do this?
- AABRIA: Let's go.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): Tempus is just swooping, like a bird that's just swooping down and down, up and around. Wow, this is so much adrenaline.
- AABRIA: That's honest. That's fair.
- LUIS (ZERXUS): I swing once and you see this burst of this sword just cut through him, and then again, cutting through him again. Then the last one, I just swing it around and you see Zerxus twirl that sword, and then bring it right down, right into his chest [impact] as this divine energy just pulses into him and then just [boof, boof, BOOF] surging out of his body into a blast out into the ground.
- TRAVIS: Yeah!
- AABRIA: Amazing!
- LUIS (ZERZUS): Eyes light up and turn into stars as he just screams in pain.
- Episode 3 - Blood and Shadow - 2:10:55
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