This is DJ Magi Karp. So in my broadcast the other night I said the word “shit” on my live broadcast, and my employers have informed me that, no matter how late it is at night that I choose to say “shit” I can not legally say “shit” on the radio, and it can only be said when telling someone they can not say “shit” on the radio. So from here on out, I will not be saying the word “Shit.” I hope you all understand listeners I can not say the word “shit” anymore and will refrain from saying “shit” from now on.
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Sooo. I hope no one bought any hamburger recently. The Melville Butcher shop...the only butcher shop in town, has had some tragedy...a really, really morbid, and weird tragedy. Owner Stephen Hunter opened the shop this morning to find the most disturbing sight. Town resident Mordecai Shepard had in what the reports are recounting a freak drunken accident...was ground up ...into hamburger. Yeah I don't have anything witty to say there, what makes things especially strange is Mordecai Shepard was recorded as being dead in 1987. Weird right?  Well, I'll leave the conspiracy stuff to you listeners, here's some tunes