the gost bostrs [tru storie]

here is once a man named  and he and his friends decided to make a group called the gost bostrs.  they would go around and bost gosts  there was four gost bostrs egon, peter, ray and black man.  ray was the leeder because he was cool and all the chicks dug him.  one day they got a call and the phone says "help help help there is gosts in my house!!!!11!!!!!!1!!11!1!"
"who was phone" asks black man
"it was your momxdd" says peter
the gost bostrs go to black mans mom's hous to save black mans mom from all the gost.  "hello boys" says black mans mom "i baked you some cookes but teh gosts ate all the cookies b4 you made it here"
"NOT THE COOKES" say the gost bostrs.
the gost bostrs get out the gost bostr patended bloodhoud and he sniff the house to tri to find the cookes.  then they bust the gosts in a big fight scene and win. "yay now we eat cookes" says egon
"hooray" says peter
"okay" syas ray "we are going to split the cookes into 3 groups and i ead one and peter eads one and egon eads one."
"what about me" syas black man
"you dont get any coookes because your black" says ray
black man goes and runs away and cries because ray hurt his feels
"that wasn't very nice" says peter and egon
"i dot care i just hate black ppl" says ray
egon and peter get out their beams and then they cross the beems.  suddenly a giant humongus 30 feet tall martin luther king jr appears from the beems.
"RAY" says martin luther king jr "YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER TO  BE NICE TO THE BLACK MAN.  WE MUST REMEMBER THAT BLACK MAN IS MAN TOO. I ONCE HAD A DREAM THAT BLACK MAN AND NOT-BLACK MAN WOULD BE EQUAL AND THIS TODAY IS THAT DREAM DAY. WE MUST STAY FRIEND BECAUSE BLACK MAN AND NOT BLACK MAN CAN BE FRIEND.  LETS ALL STEP FORWARD TO A BETTER WORLD IN TOMORROW."
ray say "i'm sorry black man do u forgive me"
black man say "it's okay"

they all eat cookes together the end